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Imagine the timeline where Bruno never joined Bitcoin. Oof
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2026-09-14 13:40:12 GMT

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https://static.klipy.com/ii/935d7ab9d8c6202580a668421940ec81/ec/ca/a2bBhOlb.gif

2026-09-09 11:33:38 GMT

lol hollywood is boycotting faketoshi’s bitcoin movie BECAUSE IT USES AI

2026-07-30 21:17:24 GMT

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I come from Cyberspace, the new home of Mind
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2026-04-29 10:35:35 GMT

https://blossom.primal.net/8fe7f670b8972bb0c2d424cd58fdc6a586565111a457e264ef22a7dc0fa9c9c1.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/8ef6c2e4f02c24b38e8f3b1ade442ec09cde9e7bdc61df17dbcc3cd56cb0cc0e.jpg

2026-04-19 14:47:08 GMT

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C’est pas moi qui explique mal, c’est les autres qui sont cons

2026-04-19 12:43:33 GMT

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E V E R Y T H I N G

2026-04-19 12:34:22 GMT

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J’suis là mais surtout pour parler de Kaamelott https://media.tenor.com/rDhuJs0KiPYAAAAC/kaamelott-perceval.gif

2026-04-18 12:07:45 GMT

General I Ching reading for @npub15ym…kwwx <3
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#nevent1q…t0d5

2026-03-24 17:59:11 GMT

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Something something Hilary

2026-03-23 13:28:33 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/bRtYulITNJYAAAAC/kanye-kanye-west.gif

2026-03-23 13:27:38 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/uMxVxuwanwQAAAAC/game-of-thrones-shame.gif

2026-03-23 13:26:49 GMT

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Nostr Tinder is wild

2026-03-20 21:07:03 GMT

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just made a fat zap but don’t see it on the feed

2026-03-20 21:00:22 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/a03t0AEQL9UAAAAC/adventure-time-beemo.gif

2026-03-04 11:33:26 GMT

Why crabs lol lobster is the way
#nevent1q…vfes

2025-12-13 18:16:35 GMT

Damn right
#nevent1q…ftl5

2025-11-30 21:48:41 GMT

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https://github.com/bitcoinbook/bitcoinbook

2025-11-27 23:42:46 GMT

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2025-11-24 19:17:59 GMT

https://media.tenor.com/VTjccbDeCw4AAAAC/randy-rigged.gif
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#nevent1q…k7f5

2025-11-24 18:51:51 GMT

What mines is his
and what is his is mine <3 #note13g9…rwx3

2025-11-24 16:52:29 GMT

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Merry Xmas @npub1nmr…yha8
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2025-11-24 16:42:36 GMT

Xmas shopping ✅
#nevent1q…zdm3

2025-11-22 14:47:59 GMT

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GMMMMM

2025-11-21 23:39:56 GMT

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https://media1.giphy.com/media/rmi45iyhIPuRG/200w.webp

2025-11-21 23:39:17 GMT

Napoleon Dynamite was a great movie

2025-11-19 14:00:10 GMT

Curious to see how much traction this will get 🍿 #note1ph6…r0n2

2025-11-17 21:32:08 GMT

Thank you for asking so nicely
#nevent1q…q297

2025-11-14 02:12:32 GMT

LET THE SATS FLOW 🎮 #note154x…4yn8

2025-11-14 02:11:12 GMT

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/a5fpcDHHXGsR0BAn1d/200w.webp

2025-11-13 22:16:53 GMT

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Hope that you’re going to add the video editor as part of the UX https://image.nostr.build/3e93458d7f30be8fcd100d53e18265972a4527bc61e4ff33f840e78d7e08b00b.jpg

2025-11-13 17:02:26 GMT

There is no stopping this train #note1vfs…rfsz

2025-11-13 00:40:16 GMT

Can’t judge a client by its name 🥞 #note1zju…lq08

2025-11-12 14:37:24 GMT

Using @npub1yzv…rf8q for the first time
As many, I’ve been putting off trying it because of the name lol
@npub147w…selt what’s the inspiration for it??
Anyways will keep reporting back on my user experience, but so far it’s pretty great

2025-11-12 14:23:12 GMT

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One of us, one of us
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2025-11-10 16:23:17 GMT

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@npub1r0d…fsft I think the issue is that I’ve been using the URL from your bio
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2025-11-10 16:19:17 GMT

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Dm please 🙏

2025-11-10 02:51:40 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/Te1bGeXDHb4AAAAC/hell-yeah-bitcoin.gif

2025-11-10 02:50:50 GMT

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Every time that I have ever tried loading your website, I got a security warning that the connection was to private even if it is HTTPS

2025-11-09 01:56:45 GMT

Most vilains become men in power
#nevent1q…yshu

2025-11-06 16:14:14 GMT

StumbleUpoNostr!!!
#nevent1q…ydkk

2025-11-06 00:58:44 GMT

I keep falling for AI generated videos thinking they’re real footage, like a boomer
Good to know that solutions like Blossom 🌸 can come to the rescue
Eventually, it will be the only way to know if any content is actually legit

2025-11-06 00:41:12 GMT

Meanwhile me
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#nevent1q…w055

2025-11-04 22:17:53 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/XHwywBNBgWYAAAAC/ice-cube-driving.gif

2025-11-04 02:10:26 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/v_8O1yLDPWMAAAAC/glasses-dance.gif

2025-11-04 00:35:15 GMT

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Night night

2025-11-03 22:42:56 GMT

Big, if true
#nevent1q…crme

2025-11-03 22:39:14 GMT

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lol try to edit it just to see how broken Wikipedia is

2025-11-03 22:38:16 GMT

About Invisalign : you should know that it hurts every time you need to start a new set, which is weekly
It’s especially hard to sleep through the pain at night
And if you’re not *super* disciplined, it just won’t work properly
If you’re always travelling for long periods of time, then it’s better to get a wire glued at the back of your teeth to keep them in the same position and so that they don’t move any further in the meantime that you can stay long enough at one place for follow-up appointments
And once the treatment is over, most people don’t wear their nighttime retainers and need to start all over again a few years later
So either way, getting a wire becomes the most viable option for most people, as annoying as it is to constantly have a wire in the back of your teeth
Wires can fall though, and if you don’t replace them then (you’ve guessed it) your teeth will move again

2025-11-03 19:20:35 GMT

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We digging tunnels tho

2025-11-03 18:36:49 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/dhnvRtc88aAAAAAC/gangs-all-here-spongebob.gif

2025-11-03 15:49:06 GMT

https://media.tenor.com/Tj19qDHbQVIAAAAC/dont-matter.gif
#nevent1q…shmu

2025-11-03 15:35:27 GMT

VS code V.S. Warp
Discuss

2025-11-02 01:35:51 GMT

If you’d want to watch the entire series in the chronological order, this is how it’d be
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2025-11-01 00:36:24 GMT

LET HIM COOK!
#nevent1q…833j

2025-11-01 00:33:09 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/5ghPj5r-03sAAAAC/the-office-michael-scott.gif

2025-10-31 20:13:19 GMT

Meanwhile with my girl friends
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2025-10-31 19:34:06 GMT

*hanging out with the hommies*
Me: Sunday is for chores
Boys: You need a whole day for that?
Me: Yeah man, gotta do the all the laundry, the tidying up, the washing up, the groceries…
Boys: Ahh c’mon, takes like 2 mins to do all that
Me: Dayum… have I been doing this wrong all my life?
DEBATE👇

2025-10-30 17:56:54 GMT

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Had me at ‘SugarDaddy’ lost me at ‘enable camera’ Also the URL is
‘next.receipt.cash’ so it’s false advertising on the sugar daddy stuff!

2025-10-29 21:45:29 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/3IAtFZ1goUgAAAAC/its-ok-fine.gif

2025-10-28 00:35:49 GMT

https://youtu.be/FXpRxzmawjw

2025-10-27 14:16:48 GMT

Québécois are gonna lose it if Alberta gets their independence first
#nevent1q…uafs

2025-10-27 14:13:27 GMT

Lol Blixt and @npub1cm3…96wt
Is one a fork of the other?
Cause otherwise one of y’all need to change name
TO DYSLEXIC PEOPLE, YOU ARE THE SAME!!!
#nevent1q…2epe

2025-10-23 20:50:27 GMT

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Pas Grok. La dernière fois ça sent le brûler dans mon quartier, je demande à Grok et tout de suite il me sort la raison avec comme source le tweet de la police locale à ce sujet. Je savais même pas que notre poste de police avait un compte Twitter.

2025-10-22 22:55:13 GMT

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Would work really well with a browser-based client like https://alphaama.com/

2025-10-22 00:25:54 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/yKhZkO4m1hAAAAAC/idiocracy-idiocracy-costco.gif

2025-10-22 00:17:30 GMT

Aujourd’hui la sortie du film en France, mais personne pour me dire comment c’était #nostrfr
#nevent1q…asya

2025-10-19 17:27:56 GMT

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https://media.tenor.com/NnUl_hlAqWgAAAAC/it%27s-your-fault-it%27s-85-percent-your-fault.gif

2025-10-19 17:14:45 GMT

The short word for cryptography got hijacked so bad that we forget that crypto is not shitcoins
#nevent1q…kf4a

2025-10-19 17:11:53 GMT

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I nominate @npub1nmr…yha8 for building the Swiss Army knife of Nostr: https://alphaama.com/

2025-10-19 17:08:45 GMT

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Well done, Cameri! Thanks for your service to the nostrosphere
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2025-10-19 15:16:37 GMT

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2025-10-19 01:06:15 GMT

C’est pourtant bien grâce à l’humour que Kaamelott est devenue une série culte. Et les Livre V et VI de la série original n’ont pas été apprécié par les fans parce qu’ils étaient beaucoup trop déprimant!! Et voilà qu’on recommence avec le ton sombre de nouveau, comme si c’était plus noble d’être déprimant. Je suis dégoûtée. En plus, je sais pas si je vous l’avez déjà dit mais Perceval ne sera pas dans le film.
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2025-10-19 00:47:29 GMT

L’acteur qui joue Perceval parle enfin #shotsfired #nostrfr
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2025-10-19 00:47:08 GMT

L’acteur qui joue Perceval parle enfin #shotsfired #nostrfr
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2025-10-18 02:40:41 GMT

D’une part, je sais que le prochain film de Kaamelott sera sans doute très mauvais. Comment ne pourrait-il pas l’être?! Perceval n’y sera pas. Mais d’une autre part, j’ai quand même envie d’aller le voir. No spoilers pls #nostrFR

2025-10-16 16:26:57 GMT

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Forest school? 👀

2025-10-14 23:11:08 GMT

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Can you pls explain like I’m 5

2025-10-13 22:29:46 GMT

💗
#nevent1q…549p

2025-10-13 03:05:22 GMT

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Yes on VS code!! And then the GitHub extension had an authentication bug and I couldn’t let it YOLO commit PRs for me anymore
I HAD TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE TERMINAL, LIKE A SAVAGE!! 🫠

2025-10-13 03:02:36 GMT

Vibe code, they said
It will be fun, they said
https://media.tenor.com/SSVclF1NngUAAAAC/cray-lost-it.gif

2025-10-13 02:59:00 GMT

Never coded in my life, just looking at code makes me uncomfortable
But GitHub copilot made it so easy that I coded a lil bit to stay on top of the news
It was working fine until it wasn’t
88% of my premium requests for October is already down the drain
What did I do with it?
At first I tried to make my bot better, which broke it beyond repair
Trying to fix it was a borderline traumatising experience and I’m probably going to need therapy to get over it
In the end the fix was just to recover the last commit before it broke and push that instead of my ideal version,
And now it’s working again, with all its limitations, but at least it working
Lesson learned: always use a test account
And also always listen to @npub1nmr…yha8 cause he recommended that I use a test account very early on and I didn’t listen!!

2025-10-13 02:46:16 GMT

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I wasn’t gonna watch it but now I might

2025-10-11 17:51:40 GMT

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ooOoO where can we get more I info to visit?

2025-10-11 15:40:32 GMT

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How-to-not-get-socially-engineered-out-of-my-nsec

2025-10-11 00:20:19 GMT

It’s my responsibility to figure out how to prompt my GitHub copilot more efficiently
#nevent1q…tdyd

2025-10-11 00:18:58 GMT

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Ahahaha I can totally relate to not waiting till it dries off completely to sit back on it
And now I want that device! Must come in handy with a doggo
The bot used to be ok, before I broke it by trying to make it better. Now I realise this is what tests accounts are for…@⁣⁤balas⁤⁣ tried to warn me but I didn’t listen 🙂‍↕️

2025-10-11 00:00:37 GMT

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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOURSELF

2025-10-10 16:16:12 GMT

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I got FOMO

2025-10-10 03:16:36 GMT

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Cool bot!
#nevent1q…ls2l

2025-10-10 02:40:43 GMT

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What qualifies as non standard?