Maybe not so new over here anymore Certified gym rat :neomouse_cool: I talk about a random assortment of video games sometimes (And cooking) Pfp by Arai Sumiko Banner art by Yuki Fukumori In a mutually gay relationship with @agatha
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Last Notes npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Toda vez que me aparece um post de um fórum de investimento esses dias, com a carteira de investimento mais porca que você já viu, tem assessor involvido Acho que deixar dinheiro na conta poupança do banco rende mais que os portfólios terríveis que eu vejo dessa galera que devia ser profissional Lucro pra si mesmo fala mais alto, eu acho npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ I imagine the dolar will explode this morning lol npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Can't believe it! Diogo got second!!! 🇧🇷 npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Average take, if you make videos about hitting baseballs with different bats, you should get a good audio set up for us to hear the hitting noises or you channel should get banned :neomouse_floof_3c: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ The bus app suddendly ceased to function I had to pay my fare in cash npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Instagram showing me all the Samoyed doggy accounts I'm happy :neomouse: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Also Sea of Thieves why would you allow me to capture a snake and not make it a nice pet How cruel npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Spent half a hour leaving the mall, noticing I forgot my umbrella, and coming back to get it oof I have it now at least npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ fortnite wolf lady on my lobby screen wagging her tail completely oblivious to how much of a pain in the ass it has been to make her game work smoothly (not her fault but still) npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ I'm posting too many of these :neomouse_floof_3c: https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/117/123/763/616/021/899/original/f029f2c9594aa93c.jpg npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Abs! :neomouse_aww: https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/117/072/661/027/455/731/original/df0b6ef2a624bcd8.jpg npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…elkc Or: "You should invest, but, if you can't have savings, gamble on your life by borrowing from the bank into an uncertain business or fruitlessly throw it in the stock market! What could go wrong?" npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ "Finance chick" article about brazilian lady who saved 70% of her earnings and retired at 33 Talks about saving money by eating at home and not getting ubers Lady!!!! We all do this already!? I only eat cheap stuff out on weekends and get busses to save money, it's called being a normal person!!! If you can save 70% of your wages by lifestyle shifting, you were not poor to begin with dawg npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ walked over 6 kilometers for cheap pizza Worth it Domino's is so good npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…mqwn Genderfluid folk are the cooking avatars npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Some guy tried to be transphobic by saying, and I quote "If you were a real woman, you'd use ceramic pans" in a comment I made about using stainless steel :neomouse_floof_3c: imagine being the type of mysoginist who simultaneously thinks women belong in the kitchen but also they don't know how to pick good cookware Mysoginist cooks are weirdos npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Woke up choking with a globhs sensation :neomouse_sad:, my GERDs probably went bad, I'll try falling asleep again npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Crime scene cleaner is probably the best "simulator" type game I've played/seen It's like they mixed the traditional cleaning simulator loop with immersive sim design cues and exploration, together with a fairly standard story and a weirdly expansive soundtrack The only real drawbacks are a lot of the jank and minor glitches in the game and maybe AI usage? Though the devs said all their assets are made in-house or bought on the Unity marketplace, so I think that worry is unfounded npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ I'm not doing so well this morning npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ There's no standard error code, it's just "there's something on our end, try again later" but the status page has it all being perfectly fine npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ I feel like I'm crazy, I can't purchase games from the xbox store all day, and I have no clue why npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Someone complained that the word "Muito" in portuguese is often pronounced Muinto in many dialects and how that's annoying And like, I never noticed it but I do speak it like Muinto :neomouse_floof_3c: you just never think about it I guess npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Sometimes I feel bad that I have no oven cause I see frozen pizzas on sale but I can't indulge at all :neomouse_cry: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…lypv What is that npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Someone got my credit card info and immediatly tried to purchase 7k worth of something In credit Obviously it got flagged, I literally cannot make a purchase that expensive This is the kind of greed the bible speaks about npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Heavy rumors of Verstappen joining Mclaren next year That would be cinema imo, but unfair to Oscar npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Lendo brasileiro falando "Não achei pizza boa em Roma/Veneza" Brasileiros aprendendo como turistas americanos se sentiram visitando a Itália fora de Napoli pré primeira guerra npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ no more physical games and today is the layoff apocalipse aswell Gaming in july is starting well /s :neorat_upsidedown: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…cpcr Day itself is ok, but I feel terrible npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…cpcr that's unfortunate npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Have any of y'all had nice days today? npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ :akko_badday: I'm emotionally drained npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…2pcx I thought it was on the 24th? :neomouse_peek_owo: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Mcdonalds banana pie is nice :neomouse_floof__w: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ World cup makes me really anxious lol npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ I'm a bit anxious today :neomouse_0_0: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…zecs Switch sports resort: Thumb Wrestling™ npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ I feel lightheaded oof Got my blood exams done today npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Do some people not have internal monologues? Is it not a basic feature of braining? npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Some huggies would hit great right about now npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…cpcr Though I have 0 hope that we'll win this one npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…cpcr Yeah, it's weirder for a Brazilian not to npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ I'm real glad the Canarinho (Brazilian national football team mascot) hasn't been coopted by the right here npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ I'll say, Sony modern exclusives are not genre-wise interesting to me But having a god of war with a womam protagonist is pretty awesome npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…m7n8 Alcohol leaves a terrible after taste in my throat so not a great start lol npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ How do people like wine :neomouse_sob: Stuff tastes like cough syrup but worse npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Beeg tank 7/7 https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/230/187/555/706/original/7464b5797b8c1a2c.mp4 npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Mx. Ray 7/ https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/227/067/377/513/original/bcebc7e897d082f8.mp4 npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Nemoknee 6/ https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/219/522/152/514/original/120dd45c6d2fb6d8.mp4 npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Vydeo section 5/ https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/216/798/857/414/original/d8bd0368bfd867c0.mp4 npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ 4/ https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/212/741/585/010/original/0a7b523900e502a8.jpg https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/212/699/557/304/original/457b5c5db5b97ddd.jpg npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ 3/ https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/209/350/468/681/original/0fd37c2f37bb8669.jpg https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/209/581/719/558/original/db3a4201d784a90a.jpg https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/209/710/752/387/original/9c3f02c0e9c297e8.jpg https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/209/699/754/395/original/43a0108d3977078d.jpg npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ 2/ https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/204/867/976/634/original/f4c8177fb1be1365.jpg https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/205/509/313/835/original/2ec5efc3f7e8f02b.jpg https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/205/597/977/553/original/02b19647ae6cc872.jpg https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/205/618/345/643/original/ce78585315830bd7.jpg npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Acquarium Megathread https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/199/509/594/452/original/994903e8ccda6b09.jpg https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/199/380/611/681/original/1a62f6a71eed88e6.jpg https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/199/536/166/456/original/7e0c1f60fd14b3c8.jpg https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/199/494/038/370/original/febf615cd5f6c24d.jpg npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Oof my abs are sore as all hell lol npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…tgw2 Elon themed names /j npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Reading news report about some Brazilian guy called Calixto Do you pronounce it Calisto, Calicksto, or Calishto? :blobhaj_thonk: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…jpyl When you start maximising your upgrades for the specific racetrack is when it gets good npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ This is techically group B rally cars npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ I hope overtime people learn the joys of manually juicing up a car in FH6 by putting a comically overpowered engine in an economy car from the 80s and working from there npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ The Horizon XS station guy is a Scottish dude speaking english even in the BR portuguese dub lol npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Got a feeling the new Strokes album is gonna suck Julian has been having this terrible autotune kick where he just has autotune that doesn't work at all with the song shoved in every single song in the singles for the new album and the last, awful, Voidz album npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ pizza taking forever :neomouse_cry_loud: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Therapist asked today if I had any issues with riding buses given the autism issues with crowding and I think my issues are so sound related that I don't have much of a problem on the majority of bus rides I've been in with my headphones on There was only one day I rode the T7 that was so crowded is was kind hard to handle but I still could manage it npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…m7n8 why? npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Saw this and it explains how I've only ever had Cold Mate before, the person who shared it with me was probably from Rio https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/552/297/273/113/623/original/983506a2343a4a17.webp npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ I also ordered some stainless steel chopsticks so I can reuse them (I don't like the idea of washing wood), and also to make it clear to people that I just like cooking and am not a weeb by using non-japanese utensils :neomouse_floof_3c: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Ordered some Mirin from amazon yesterday I wanna learn how to make gyudon, oyakodon, teriyaki chicken, etc. :neomouse: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ { :neomouse_pat_floof: } ° • . :neomouse_floof_pleading: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…jpyl If you're watching baseball you just need to know the at bat strike/ball/foul/out system and that's it, everything else they do is intuitive The most complicated thing you'll see is the strike zone because it's figurative and visible, but that also applies to the off-side line in football npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…jpyl In football you need to be in position regardless of if you have a ball or not because of passing, meaning you're constantly need to plan and move and look everywhere for cues In baseball you run in a straight line 4 times and look at the pitcher and batter for cues npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…jpyl Batters quite literally just need to hit the ball and run as fast as possible without getting tagged in mostly a straight line, ain't no position as simple as this, not even in football npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…jpyl All fielders just catch the ball try to tag runners/batters (including the pitcher and catcher), they just do it in different ways npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…jpyl you just use the same pitcher until they can't pitch anymore most of the time, it's the harshest role to play as Field folks just stand in very normal spots nearly every game, and react to what happens and when to throw to ball to eliminate runners, batters run in a literal straight line to the bases when they get a hit that bounces off the floor Batters need to hit a ball nobody can catch, pitchers pitch a ball a batter can't hit, runners wait for a good hit or can try to steal bases, and the rest (in and outfielders) just catch the ball and tag unsafe runners whenever possible It's only complex when you breakdown the roles, but that also happens in soccer with 11 dudes per team npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…jpyl it's hit ball grab ball Agatha Competitive catch it's not that complex npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Doing my saturday biz :neomouse_approve: https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/506/447/944/072/139/original/323e90335593c8e2.jpg npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Apparently there's an exploit, where if you download specifically the xbox one version of dbfz that's currently free for this weekend, it will prompt you to get a free upgrade to the series X/S version, and you get that version permanently lmao npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Randomly seeing Holly in the comments of a random NL youtube short isn't shocking when you think about it but it did surprise me for a second lol I think seeing friends umprompted randomly on the internet is just guaranteed to proc this feeling npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…qyfx buff maus npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ I am squishy But also firm :neomouse_floof__w: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…9lvu Can the horse lend me some water pretty please, the supermarket is too far :neomouse_cry: /j npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ augh I'm so hungry npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Got some ice burns from handling frozen meat :neomouse_cry: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Watched this exercise related video that had a slavic sounding 54 year old lady with the sickest upper body muscles (especially her back) Holy shit those are aging goals npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Recieved bad news :neomouse_floof_sad: A bit devastaded npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Learned how to make popcorn on a pan I think I can do it fairly well now :neomouse: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…lypv Wilds Capcom was dumb with the naming scheme npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ The mining town's MHW lunch is so disgusting looking lmao Not big on consuming reptiles and crustaceans so it's extra argh to me npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…t0tr My northeastern ass is quaking in my hypothetical boots right now :neomouse_scream_scared: /s npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ There is a miniscule Brazilian southern separatist tent at the park today lmao Only has like 5 people there Bunch of losers npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Watched a Leon Massey video today about how tournaments are only fun for people if a ton of people join from ass skill levels since that heightens the odds of someone not getting steamrolled Reminded me of the short time I was into Guilty Gear Strive, shitty ranked and all, during 2023 when the game came to xbox There was a small Brazilian comp community on discord that hosted beginner tournaments and open ones, I played a beginner one and got 3rd, but the time I played the normal one, I went like 2-2 or 3-2? don't remember, but my final match was against a complete fucking asshole that was clearly a mainstay guy in that community and it made me quit that entirely Shortly after, Strive ranked in Brazil died (as successful as strive is, Guilty gear is not big outside of some of the first world), and now that discord server doesn't get much activity, and I'm kinda happy about it Shows you how a bad interpersonal experience can sour you on a community, especially since the FGC is all about it npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ took me 2 months of living here to use half a kilo of salt Salt be lasting npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ For the folksies If you're travelling to another country (and it isn't the US), be ready to walk a bunch, cause having easy and affordable access to cars is not very common npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…v54v Viu o outro jogo novo da Gamefreak de ação? Nem sei se vai sair no switch, mas parece legal npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Crazy how Expedition 33 makes people genuinely say "Hey they woulda died anyway so might aswell pull the plug right now" as if they're not also an entity whose only certain fate is death npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…jpyl Not the biggest fan of the little downward blip close to the front npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ @nprofile…sksg sleep issues I guess npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Holy shit my brain is so tired npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Got my new physical therapist license it's much, much fancier than my northeastern one lol, I guess this shows the money they have here I hate my photo on it the lighting makes it look like I'm Mewing or something :neomouse_floof_3c: npub1ckmc2rrvzgllexg9kv2c7fw9duy6v55d6ts5fcm78ayy7x28w6fs6620p2 🏳️⚧️Clarisse🏳️⚧️ Our... uh, family lawyer requested to follow me on instagram? This one is way more confusing than my mom :neomouse_floof_3c: