🏳️‍⚧️Clarisse🏳️‍⚧️

Maybe not so new over here anymore

Certified gym rat :neomouse_cool:

I talk about a random assortment of video games sometimes (And cooking)

Pfp by Arai Sumiko
Banner art by Yuki Fukumori

In a mutually gay relationship with @agatha

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Last Notes

2026-06-12 15:45:15 GMT

I'm a bit anxious today :neomouse_0_0:

2026-06-08 12:18:14 GMT

I feel lightheaded oof
Got my blood exams done today

2026-06-07 16:43:23 GMT

Do some people not have internal monologues? Is it not a basic feature of braining?

2026-06-06 22:33:43 GMT

Some huggies would hit great right about now

2026-06-06 15:26:36 GMT

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@nprofile…cpcr Though I have 0 hope that we'll win this one

2026-06-03 17:16:35 GMT

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@nprofile…m7n8 Alcohol leaves a terrible after taste in my throat so not a great start lol

2026-06-03 17:11:36 GMT

How do people like wine :neomouse_sob:
Stuff tastes like cough syrup but worse

2026-06-03 12:43:09 GMT

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Beeg tank 7/7
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/230/187/555/706/original/7464b5797b8c1a2c.mp4

2026-06-03 12:42:06 GMT

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Mx. Ray 7/
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/686/227/067/377/513/original/bcebc7e897d082f8.mp4

2026-05-22 19:54:47 GMT

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This is techically group B rally cars

2026-05-20 19:27:54 GMT

The Horizon XS station guy is a Scottish dude speaking english even in the BR portuguese dub lol

2026-05-18 14:02:28 GMT

Got a feeling the new Strokes album is gonna suck
Julian has been having this terrible autotune kick where he just has autotune that doesn't work at all with the song shoved in every single song in the singles for the new album and the last, awful, Voidz album

2026-05-11 17:29:29 GMT

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@nprofile…m7n8 why?

2026-05-10 21:05:39 GMT

Saw this and it explains how I've only ever had Cold Mate before, the person who shared it with me was probably from Rio
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/552/297/273/113/623/original/983506a2343a4a17.webp

2026-05-07 14:43:39 GMT

I also ordered some stainless steel chopsticks so I can reuse them (I don't like the idea of washing wood), and also to make it clear to people that I just like cooking and am not a weeb by using non-japanese utensils :neomouse_floof_3c:

2026-05-07 14:35:54 GMT

Ordered some Mirin from amazon yesterday
I wanna learn how to make gyudon, oyakodon, teriyaki chicken, etc. :neomouse:

2026-05-04 16:46:48 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl If you're watching baseball you just need to know the at bat strike/ball/foul/out system and that's it, everything else they do is intuitive
The most complicated thing you'll see is the strike zone because it's figurative and visible, but that also applies to the off-side line in football

2026-05-02 18:43:24 GMT

Doing my saturday biz :neomouse_approve:
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/506/447/944/072/139/original/323e90335593c8e2.jpg

2026-05-01 21:54:07 GMT

Apparently there's an exploit, where if you download specifically the xbox one version of dbfz that's currently free for this weekend, it will prompt you to get a free upgrade to the series X/S version, and you get that version permanently lmao

2026-04-29 20:53:46 GMT

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@nprofile…qyfx buff maus

2026-04-29 20:50:00 GMT

I am squishy
But also firm :neomouse_floof__w:

2026-04-28 13:58:45 GMT

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@nprofile…9lvu Can the horse lend me some water pretty please, the supermarket is too far :neomouse_cry: /j

2026-04-28 13:57:16 GMT

augh I'm so hungry

2026-04-26 21:14:42 GMT

Watched this exercise related video that had a slavic sounding 54 year old lady with the sickest upper body muscles (especially her back)
Holy shit those are aging goals

2026-04-22 15:37:42 GMT

Recieved bad news :neomouse_floof_sad:
A bit devastaded

2026-04-20 21:43:35 GMT

Learned how to make popcorn on a pan
I think I can do it fairly well now :neomouse:

2026-04-15 14:11:18 GMT

took me 2 months of living here to use half a kilo of salt
Salt be lasting

2026-04-14 21:18:54 GMT

For the folksies
If you're travelling to another country (and it isn't the US), be ready to walk a bunch, cause having easy and affordable access to cars is not very common

2026-04-13 16:20:41 GMT

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@nprofile…v54v Viu o outro jogo novo da Gamefreak de ação? Nem sei se vai sair no switch, mas parece legal

2026-04-10 15:49:40 GMT

Crazy how Expedition 33 makes people genuinely say "Hey they woulda died anyway so might aswell pull the plug right now" as if they're not also an entity whose only certain fate is death

2026-04-09 19:56:26 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl Not the biggest fan of the little downward blip close to the front

2026-04-08 19:22:18 GMT

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@nprofile…sksg sleep issues I guess

2026-04-08 17:14:45 GMT

Holy shit my brain is so tired

2026-04-06 18:10:29 GMT

Got my new physical therapist license
it's much, much fancier than my northeastern one lol, I guess this shows the money they have here
I hate my photo on it the lighting makes it look like I'm Mewing or something :neomouse_floof_3c:

2026-04-01 20:13:10 GMT

Our... uh, family lawyer requested to follow me on instagram?
This one is way more confusing than my mom :neomouse_floof_3c:

2026-03-31 14:18:30 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl I assume you know what mogging is :neomouse_floof_3c:
Fit is just your outfit

2026-03-31 14:11:02 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl You must sneaker and fit mog the public

2026-03-30 22:54:48 GMT

YES YES

2026-03-30 20:12:46 GMT

Company: Ok, we'll send this to another sector, ok? You'll get a text when we're available
Me: Alright
...1 hour and a half later: Hey, here it is! reply in 15 minutes or we'll cancel the support
Me: Bro what why would you expect me to be looking at my phone for nearly 2 hours?
PS: I caught the text in time but come on!

2026-03-27 21:29:13 GMT

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É divertido pronunciar isso

2026-03-27 21:28:54 GMT

Tchelengo lengo

2026-03-27 10:57:51 GMT

Kind of annoying that there's now two very prolific Miyazakis that we need to differentiate whenever discussing either of them :neomouse_floof_3c:

2026-03-26 21:27:31 GMT

Netflix raised prices again
I feel bad for y'all who watch tv shows

2026-03-26 17:36:35 GMT

Well that was short

2026-03-26 14:36:05 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl I'm still not sure you understood the bit :neomouse_floof_3c:

2026-03-26 14:34:41 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl Please reread your post and mine :neomouse_floof_3c:

2026-03-26 14:33:34 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl Because tigger was pulled

2026-03-26 14:32:30 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/295/959/270/679/825/original/976a3fc98d0834de.mp4

2026-03-25 17:11:08 GMT

I love the alabama jokes about Alex but I imagine being a streamer trying to play alex and getting incest checked every five minutes is probably annoying :neomouse_floof_3c:

2026-03-25 00:59:43 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl Neurotypical moment /lh

2026-03-24 15:14:43 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl The nuts and seeds could be eaten separately for the same benefits though

2026-03-24 15:12:05 GMT

I wonder why people buy multigrain bread
stuff messes up the bread texture and it runs the taste too :neomouse_sad:

2026-03-23 21:35:59 GMT

Power is still down
On the good side it seems to be down on the whole street, so I get to be angry at the electric company and not at the company who built the appartment building

2026-03-23 21:26:40 GMT

Porra qual é a tara de chamar temporal de "instabilidade" em noticiário falando da chuva em porto alegre
Tempestade? Chuvas torrenciais? Chuva forte? Não. Instabilidade
!?

2026-03-23 18:05:07 GMT

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@nprofile…7myr I'm not sure what you mean but Brazilian teens are usually innofensive, those that are actually involved with guns are not exactly "pro gun ownership" as much as ingrained in organized crime

2026-03-23 17:57:11 GMT

I remembered back when I was a teen my best friend had an ancap phase at 16 years of age (we were in the same class since we were kids until high school) and I remembered him talking to me about discussing gun ownership with a teacher during his class, I don't exactly remember how the convo went but she brought up suicides and he said he argued against it increasing the odds of someone commiting suicide over other methods
I do remember texting him in sincerity that I wouldn't have been talking to him at that moment if I had easy access to a gun at my home
I think he got the memo at the time, he didn't argue in support of gun ownership after that point (he's a hardcore leftist now, even said he was a communist in the past, though I'm not sure how deep it goes for him lol)

2026-03-23 14:08:39 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl that's what I'm reffering to

2026-03-23 14:06:56 GMT

Who at riot thinks Dwayne Johnson is a good sales pitch for a battlepass in 2026

2026-03-23 13:47:01 GMT

My ethernet cable will arrive today
I'll be very glad when it does, I fucking hate packet loss in gaming

2026-03-22 17:34:57 GMT

When you're trying to be angsty but your lesbian classmate can't st- BOOM-DA-DA-mmm-DUM-NA-EE-MA
DA-BOOM-DA-DA-mmm-DUM-NA-EE-MA (Green Yuri chapter 156 page out of context)
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/274/009/491/167/948/original/9bb2d8f0103884ea.png

2026-03-22 13:57:34 GMT

I feel like the place I would want to see in Japan in the Tokyo train station
I'm not a train autist, but I feel like I am a public transport autist instead :neomouse_floof_3c:

2026-03-21 18:20:39 GMT

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@nprofile…v54v Yeah seems the race will be 80 minutes late for now

2026-03-21 18:19:02 GMT

MotoGP weekend has been derailed because the Brazilian Goiania track got a sinkhole on it
Classic Brazilian tarmac quality :neomouse_floof_3c:

2026-03-20 23:56:47 GMT

Hungry and sad, probably correlated

2026-03-20 20:03:55 GMT

:neomouse_floof_sad:

2026-03-20 18:52:02 GMT

Getting and error code and can't play Street Fighter 6 online for seemingly no reason :neomouse_floof_sad:
Why do companies have error codes if you can't look up what they mean?

2026-03-19 16:09:56 GMT

Lol Adrian Newey wants to not be team principal anymore and wants to just focus on the car
Designer wants to design, what a shocker

2026-03-19 13:58:06 GMT

I'm a girl with girl problems

2026-03-10 01:01:42 GMT

Pats are nice and underrated

2026-03-09 18:54:15 GMT

Zootopia 2 is the 8th highest grossing movie ever
Wow

2026-03-08 16:19:13 GMT

Me being unable to use youtube because I know the algorithm will spoil the race for me

2026-03-08 12:30:49 GMT

I had a surprisingly good sleep today
Got to see the penguin dancing :neomouse:

2026-03-05 18:11:44 GMT

Love 2xko queue not working at all :neorat_upsidedown:

2026-03-05 14:53:25 GMT

My exercise adidas sneakers are falling apart wow :neomouse_0_0:

2026-03-04 15:24:10 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl Seems we both have bruxism
Big sucks

2026-03-03 21:58:28 GMT

Head hurt

2026-03-02 18:26:45 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl Can I see

2026-03-02 15:49:58 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl also a bit for the technician, but primarily the building

2026-03-02 15:49:25 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl No, building staff

2026-03-02 15:45:54 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl Not Claro's fault though

2026-03-02 15:45:45 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl Yeah

2026-03-02 15:21:27 GMT

It's very hard to make me genuinely angry at people right in front of me
I think it's been over half a decade at least that I've made a genuine angered complaint at someone in person outside of my immediate family
I just can't tank people making absurdly excessive rules, you complying with all of them, and then they reward you by not following their own rules and you get the blowback for it
The things that makes me the most mad at myself is when I don't follow my own appointments, when I genuinely screw someone over, because I never want someone else to do that to me, and they went ahead and did it twice in a row
Awesome

2026-03-01 18:11:41 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl At least you can get some for free *Side eyes 2xko*

2026-03-01 18:10:57 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl Defo

2026-02-28 20:49:06 GMT

Saw like 4 people come out of the elevator, but I can only see their feet from their lounge and my first thought was "oh wow, I know that one sneaker!"
Agatha's habits have spilled over

2026-02-28 16:32:14 GMT

I'm tired

2026-02-27 20:30:22 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl This is a very teenage girl coded post

2026-02-27 16:16:56 GMT

I think once I get more independant financially I'll probably have an Agatha sneaker-esque obsession with niche Kitchen utensils

2026-02-26 18:49:29 GMT

Googling while curious why America is more populous than Europe
Results: Ummm, it isn't there are only 300 million people in the us :neorat_nerd:
Ugh, why is **the American continent** more populous than europe
Result: Ummm, actually, North America only has-
FUCK OFF

2026-02-26 15:44:42 GMT

And motoGP is back this week :neomouse_floof_angel:

2026-02-26 13:00:42 GMT

wondering if I should talk about the misgendering with them or not

2026-02-26 10:46:00 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl that's very sad tbh :neomouse_floof_sad:

2026-02-26 10:44:20 GMT

Oh yeah I'm 25
According to some weirdly moralistic people my brain has officially stopped developing
It's all downhill from here :ms_starry_eyes: /j

2026-02-25 12:20:24 GMT

Sono e bad vibes :neomouse_eyebags:

2026-02-23 16:25:26 GMT

if you don't want people to bother your workers instead of support people don't make your support line a fucking chat bot only system

2026-02-22 23:30:01 GMT

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@nprofile…jpyl Are you gonna leave me hanging? :neomouse_floof_3c:

2026-02-22 23:24:36 GMT

Dreamnt I was topless (like booba out) at home with family (I never do that), and my sister was about to open the door for visits while I clearly was telling her to wait so I could put something, so I kicked the door closed, and said something like "you fucking asshole" in a lighthearted tone and my mom laughed in the dream
Funny sitcom ass gag (this would only not happen in a sitcom because I'm a trans woman :neomouse_floof_3c:

2026-02-22 16:28:34 GMT

Played overwatch and enjoyed playing the healing character with the ball hability (Is that Moira? I don't remember) and Junker Queen, who has really cool leg muscles and abs :neomouse:

2026-02-21 03:02:17 GMT

Hallo folks, it is february the 21st here, thus my birthday :neorat:
Woo

2026-02-20 15:59:51 GMT

Good I'm so late on big news due to no internet