Sat Chats

When you jump into the comments to see if any of the 200 episodes you've made on your podcast specifically for precoiners and brand new Bitcoiners has been selected and don't see any 🥲

2026-03-05 01:01:13 GMT

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"Dark Knight" in IMAX changed me forever

2026-03-05 00:57:55 GMT

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Now, are you gonna gnarl on those two big fatty sections?

2026-03-04 13:25:35 GMT

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What's crazy is this is exactly what I look like when I'm cooking up the next video for brand new Bitcoiners

2026-03-04 13:24:36 GMT

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Flintstones vitamins were elite. The 90s rocked and then we got rocked. When I was coming up in 2024, Wallet of Satoshi wasn't allowed in the U.S. Has that changed?

2026-02-27 15:58:20 GMT

Come play Tick Tock Next Block with me. Each correct answer in the chat wins 1,000 sats. We're live on YouTube right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anjfgLwu1MU
#bitcoin #trivia

2026-02-25 02:04:13 GMT

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Brand new Bitcoiners: If you decide to take a sauna, do it naked and in silence. This is the Finlander way

2026-02-24 13:03:31 GMT

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Thank you, sir, I feel welcome

2026-02-23 20:45:23 GMT

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If you want to go way deep, try short words from Germanic and Old Norse roots

2026-02-18 13:22:17 GMT

This silver coin has 50,000 sats on the back. I'll give it away when we hit 3,000 YouTube subscribers. We're about 700 away. BOOST MY SIGNAL NOSTR #bitcoin #silver
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2026-02-17 03:11:54 GMT

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@nprofile…jdzt black mold alerrrrrrt

2026-02-13 14:07:54 GMT

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Just had a gentlemanly chat about sats with a BCH guy. He's convinced BCH is Bitcoin. I was glad we were able to talk about it without toxicity. For anyone who likes the non-toxic vibe of @nprofile…hs8c 's post and wants something to listen to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKEvOhnrc6A&lc=Ugx3BydzQHPAPvfEatZ4AaABAg
#nevent1q…uvde

2026-02-13 12:47:03 GMT

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I do 5g per day for lifting. Do I need to go up to 10 to 20? Also does this get me more Bitcoin if I do

2026-02-12 19:14:54 GMT

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I think I get what you're saying but I also can't help seeing that. It looks like she wants to shoot a cow

2026-02-12 17:28:19 GMT

@nprofile…w2ua I don't know how I feel about this. It's fire, right? This is kind of fire. I need an AI me to work around the clock on Twitter, too
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2026-02-12 13:13:41 GMT

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Way to keep your side of the street clean

2026-02-12 13:07:37 GMT

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I like when the guy asks if he can have 45 seconds

2026-02-11 20:34:12 GMT

We hit ten people who chose cash at the end of our show.
Sat Chats is now over.
RIP #bitcoin
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2026-02-10 16:03:26 GMT

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Bro, you gotta come on the show and take our audience of brand new Bitcoiners back to when you were a brand new Bitcoiner. This story is 🔥

2026-02-06 21:59:46 GMT

I am picking up ice cream at the local store for Friday pizza and a movie night with my family. I saw they had a square terminal and asked if they took Bitcoin. The guy said "no. Hopefully not ever." We have a lot of work to do, boys and girls

2026-02-05 18:27:33 GMT

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Da ops

2026-02-05 18:25:09 GMT

As our friend Drako said,
”hold and look away” look at price trends over large time periods, not up and down daily moves.
Relax and watch this episode where he calms everyone's fears. 👇👇🔗
https://youtu.be/sezSlCyybck?si=05SJQVKBL4sslF9q

2026-02-05 13:21:00 GMT

My son and I just smashed our allowances into this dip!! We gonna be RICH and we're going to spend our days PLAYING VIDEO GAMEZ
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2026-02-04 21:26:22 GMT

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I don't understand that but the meat looks good

2026-02-04 21:25:35 GMT

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I literally think I stop at that scenic view on the way home from my in-laws

2026-02-04 21:24:38 GMT

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zanahorias 🫡🫡🫡

2026-02-04 21:21:06 GMT

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SAT CHATS WARNS THAT MEASURING BITCOIN'S VALUE IN GOVERNMENT TOKENS IS A REALLY BAD IDEA, STIFEL

2026-02-04 21:17:37 GMT

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Are they gonna look like Megan Fox in that one movie where she is a hot but psycho killer robot??

2026-02-04 21:14:24 GMT

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That's on my list to figure out and the authenticity / credibility hit there makes my heart hurt. Subscriptions on YouTube help me convince Bitcoin companies that we're big enough to sponsor us so we can make more brand new Bitcoiners. It's a dirty, centralized world but that's where precoiners are and that's where I can grab them and pull them over the line into our world. Thank you for your dirty, dirty YouTube subscription 🥲

2026-02-04 20:39:50 GMT

We're trying to get to 3,000 subs on YouTube, before Valentine's day.
We're sending our love with some SatChats Valentine's cards and we're also giving away 50,000 Sats. Subscribe now on YouTube and stay tuned for details.
https://youtube.com/@satchats?si=uqFuT0Hlk_D0Jy7d
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2026-02-04 01:00:07 GMT

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"Next Generation" so good. Patrick Stewart a legend

2026-02-03 21:33:15 GMT

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I've definitely zoomed in on menus above cashiers when I forget my glasses

2026-02-03 14:11:32 GMT

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I wanna get paid in Bitcoin and am OPEN TO WORK BABY. LEMME KNOW WATCHA NEED, CHAPPIE

2026-02-03 14:09:20 GMT

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Food morning! That one took me a minute

2026-02-02 22:33:54 GMT

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HOT

2026-02-02 21:30:57 GMT

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BASED

2026-01-30 15:58:56 GMT

Test your Bitcoin knowledge, win 1,000 sats for each correct answer! I'm live on YouTube with this week's Tick Tock Next Block: https://www.youtube.com/live/W2oLLEDDJYY?si=1rUvYmpeG0VEZ2hS
And yes, I know it's a dirty, dirty centralized platform. I'm working on it

2026-01-28 16:34:16 GMT

Proof of work! At the end of each episode, we offer our guests their choice of $50 worth of Bitcoin or $50 in USD. So far, 180 have taken the Bitcoin and only nine have taken the cash. And maybe half of these were precoiners who became Bitcoiners the moment they chose the sats.
I'm almost wondering whether we should find a way to make it a tougher choice for our guests, like offering $50 in cash or $25 in Bitcoin. Or something else?
Do you think we should make it a tougher choice? Because we're dunking on the dollar. How could we make it tougher to really test a precoiner's conviction after chatting about sats with us?
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2026-01-27 21:34:04 GMT

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HAHAHA I should have known

2026-01-26 18:25:23 GMT

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OK, I'll speak to the team. Our idea was to organize it into a playlist for you so that it's in order. It might also be possible to go for an attractive thumbnail and title while still dropping the organizational info at the end of the title, maybe after a | or something

2026-01-26 18:20:11 GMT

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POV: You're looking at No. 59's breakfast

2026-01-26 18:19:45 GMT

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Hey, J.A.D.I.P, it's Stewart here. I felt like brand new Bitcoiners seeing our content for the first time wouldn't care about the episode number or the guest number and it might even scare them away. I loved it, though. Think we should go back to doing it?

2026-01-26 18:06:30 GMT

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"still measuring everything in the world (including Bitcoin) through imaginary pieces of paper tethered only to the increasing surveillance state that they live within" 🔥 🔥 🔥

2026-01-17 21:19:18 GMT

💵🤡🌎
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2025-12-18 15:15:34 GMT

Who wants to play against me for a million sats? We're pre-recording an episode of our Bitcoin trivia game show, Tick Tock Next Block, tomorrow at 12:15p EST and need a player #bitcoin

2025-12-15 17:08:57 GMT

Tomorrow's episode is with @nprofile…h4hk and it is SPICY
https://blossom.primal.net/321cad8d71872f3e840b41a27a551be881e21109c56e7f429eafd2e7236ff14a.mp4

2025-12-11 13:52:35 GMT

Homes were taken off the CPI in 1983 and re-categorized as investments so politicians could bring down inflation numbers. That is aggravating for me to learn. Buy #Bitcoin, everyone

2025-12-02 19:11:51 GMT

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HOT. This is a yes for me

2025-12-02 19:05:01 GMT

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"Back to the Future"

2025-12-02 19:00:30 GMT

Brand new Bitcoiners: This dip is not the news. Reaching 95 percent supply is
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2025-11-22 14:52:32 GMT

🚨 YOOOO!!! 🚨
You heard it here first @nprofile…h4hk says Michael @nprofile…d8n5 is running for president in 2032 🤯🇺🇸
Full conversation drops December 16 at 11:00 AM EST.
📺 Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@satchats
🔔 Subscribe now so you don’t miss this premiere.
#Bitcoin #MichaelSaylor #SatChats #Podcast
https://blossom.primal.net/ba9dfc6c3c1e1bd8da6a495c8556914488297c2f2ba6a81048aa852aaba7dcb6.mp4

2025-11-20 13:10:51 GMT

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I never thought it could be possible but the Flat Bitcoiners were right

2025-11-20 02:53:35 GMT

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Let my show be the venue for you to speak again when we hit $100k

2025-11-18 18:03:22 GMT

Cloudflare down bad, multiple exchanges having issues.
Yet another reminder to self custody and run a node.

2025-11-15 17:23:57 GMT

Thought of my guy No. 33 when I saw the Casa sponsorship at the bottom of my pass today. @nprofile…22jg, @nprofile…hfq6, Simple Steve, @nprofile…v947 ... we all here, brother (@nprofile…xxx2)
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2025-11-13 23:19:02 GMT

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AI will likely be the biggest user of Bitcoin 🤯

2025-11-13 23:17:39 GMT

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$3.70 to send $2 billion? I'll never get tired of seeing that

2025-11-06 22:36:46 GMT

My longtime hairdresser who charged me $20 for 30 years retired and now my option is the men's-themed salon down the street that costs $90 for hair and beard ... Bro. I'm about to get out my dog's clippers

2025-11-06 00:14:20 GMT

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Wild, right? Bitcoin is the greatest

2025-11-05 18:56:44 GMT

Had @nprofile…hfq6 in the Sat Chats studio yesterday to share his Bitcoin story with us. Not only is he pure signal but also he signed the BitAxe I keep in my laundry room. It is now my prized possesion
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2025-11-01 17:56:29 GMT

Sugar hangover from last night is real 🤢 🍬🍭

2025-10-30 23:05:07 GMT

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Let's go! We could slot some ghee into the part of the show where we normally eat hummus. Check your DMs so I can click you into Anna Beavon to get a plan in place

2025-10-30 17:42:19 GMT

@nprofile…66zk Revisa tus mensajes directos

2025-10-25 12:53:52 GMT

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How long to Raleigh? You could come into the studio to tell us your Bitcoin story 🧢😎

2025-10-24 19:10:15 GMT

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Does that mean you're close to North Carolina?

2025-10-24 19:08:10 GMT

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$4 for a $2 billion transaction. Bitcoin is the greatest

2025-10-24 19:05:06 GMT

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Can't wait for that GrapheneOS phone

2025-10-24 13:13:57 GMT

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OK, ahorita tienes un mensaje directo con el enlace

2025-10-24 10:52:07 GMT

@nprofile…s78k What I see when I look in the mirror
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2025-10-24 10:47:56 GMT

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Si, un momentito porfa

2025-10-23 23:32:27 GMT

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Hmmm ... I will check it out. Thank you for the heads up

2025-10-23 21:57:06 GMT

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This?
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2025-10-22 15:30:35 GMT

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OK, so if we can show the amount of sats won being sent over the network, that would help you confirm we're doing what we say we're doing, right?

2025-10-22 00:42:08 GMT

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I don't know enough about Nostr to understand why. I'm definitely a scrub using some standard relays through Primal so ... maybe it doesn't reach Amethyst users?

2025-10-20 20:49:51 GMT

Satillionaires, we are officially 2,000-strong on YouTube! (Nostr is superior.) Thank you for getting us there in only nine months. Our niche's average is 24+ months. You all are crushing it and helping us make brand new Bitcoiners one chat about sats at a time. If you haven't subscribed yet, subscribe! We're giving away two million sats when we reach 10,000 Satillionaires on YouTube
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2025-10-18 23:36:48 GMT

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"Seizure resistance: Ask FDR" 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 Chappie slinging absolute heat over here

2025-10-18 23:33:56 GMT

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Can you build a dishonest life on an honest monetary system?

2025-10-18 23:29:13 GMT

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Well, now you're the second person to say that so it's worth treating. Is the idea to get your sats faster or to make sure we're actually sending all these sats out that we say we're sending? Or is the idea that it makes the rest of our Satillionaires even more motivated to come on and play?

2025-10-18 23:26:50 GMT

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And we had a guy try to change his name to the Million Sats Winner on our live show to where we might have accidentally paid him if we hadn't done our due diligence

2025-10-18 23:26:20 GMT

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#40 Anna Beavon usually sends out sats in batches every other Friday or so. We could do live pay-outs for transparency so long as the player shares their address with us right then and there and then we have the sats in our hot wallet instead of our cold one and then show the sats leaving our Aqua wallet and the player shows the sats coming into their wallet (at least in an unconfirmed way). Might slow down the game show to do that instead of bring on the next player. But we are built like Bitcoin so I'd also be glad to show you on the Blockchain where these transactions are

2025-10-18 23:23:31 GMT

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Yes! What could be more painful than a natural stone that takes your grip to its limits and tears off your skin until you're bloody and exhausts your entire body until it feels like you're one big Arthritis? My cup of tea

2025-10-18 14:09:01 GMT

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The perfectly round Atlas stones are certainly worth considering but I'm talking about natural stones like the ones in Iceland, Scotland, Ireland and, likely, your own backyard. It's one explosive full-body movement. If you like tossing around a Paincake, you'll like the challenge of lifting natural stones

2025-10-17 18:10:05 GMT

The moment Kandy won 493,039 Sats on our show "Tick Tock Next Block". Kandy from Guatemala is now our BIGGEST WINNER, can you do better?? Sign up to be on the show and see if you can win the 1,000,000 Sats, click the link to sign up.
https://www.satchats.com/ticktocknextblock
When asked what she would do with the money, she said she was going to use it to pay for her sick dogs surgery. 🐶❤️
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2025-10-17 01:34:00 GMT

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But what is your take on my show 🥹

2025-10-17 01:33:30 GMT

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You've got a natural training style. Have you lifted any stones?

2025-10-15 19:41:28 GMT

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This is not a response to a thread. Quite a declaration to make. Are you sure you aren't Señor?

2025-10-15 11:24:14 GMT

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Let's absolutely GO. Studio looks outstanding. You two are incredibly hard workers and it shows

2025-10-15 11:21:05 GMT

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I am currently wondering what it's going to look like for me to consolidate my weekly transactions into storage that's even colder than what it is now, so ... 🥶🥶 not sure, maybe a little worried about that, but I'm not worried about leaving my sats on an exchange and I value that more highly. Still, I'm planning on exploring Fold, River and Strike next to see how they contrast and compare to Bitcoin Well

2025-10-15 02:39:57 GMT

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I have an automatic weekly DCA set up with @nprofile…97ud and @nprofile…femd. They send my sats directly to my wallet. No need to sweep anything anywhere and also no risk of custody shenanigans. It's nice

2025-10-15 00:38:45 GMT

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This system doesn't include sleep. Explain

2025-10-14 21:24:21 GMT

We've got an opening tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. Eastern for anyone who wants to come tell us their Bitcoin story. At the end of your time, you get your choice of 50 bucks or $50 worth of Bitcoin

2025-10-14 15:59:57 GMT

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Good to know. Did I tell you I finished the book you gave me? Here's my review (and pumped to say we're taping an episode of Sat Chats with @nprofile…h4hk in November): https://youtu.be/S3Kz8V8iwPw?si=TKm_YDBvjj3nE3ui

2025-10-14 10:52:33 GMT

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What are alt npubs?

2025-10-14 10:51:38 GMT

@nprofile…qpa7 I'm here for the Norwegian action. I was just in Iceland for my 40th birthday. Gotta get to Norway next

2025-10-14 01:58:45 GMT

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Centralized government token