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I read in the news that a couple of chicks from some scam company called onetaste went to jail recently, reading the wikipedia page is well worth it. funny stuff.
they invented something called "getting finger blasted while not looking at your phone"
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2026-02-09 17:48:26 GMT

I hadn't thought about it but I really like tim dillon's idea of hillary's last stand, I hope she fucking suicide bombs everyone. She could be madam president for two hours while she talks and then take a cup of cyanide and go down as a legend. bill could be there too watching

2026-01-04 18:53:19 GMT

stack "it's over" flow
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2026-01-03 18:12:52 GMT

no antiwar column yet, no dave smith episode and nothing on lewrockwell, I guess the weekend is a weekend no matter what. I'm dying here I want some good ranting

2026-01-03 16:11:00 GMT

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@nprofile…eh9a look into ceresole and his influence on chavez, it's fun

2026-01-03 13:05:58 GMT

I hoped it wouldn't come down to this but it seems that the worst has happened... there's been a software update

2026-01-03 09:56:27 GMT

antiwar still hasn't updated their page, god I wanna see what they're gonna write

2025-12-28 17:26:42 GMT

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@nprofile…dynj I really believed for like 2 weeks
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2025-12-28 14:40:20 GMT

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@nprofile…jmdl that's what makes it enjoyable for two-left-handed retards like me, you never get stuck

2025-12-28 14:08:40 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws subtle sexual allure that normies don't get

2025-12-28 09:31:36 GMT

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2025-12-27 19:31:17 GMT

I've made it half way through the ham

2025-12-26 16:38:38 GMT

doing back decompression just hanging from a bar after deadlifts feels so fucking good every time that I really wanna get one of those medieval torture machines that stretch you from your wrists and ankles

2025-12-26 08:21:09 GMT

it's that time of the year again when I clean my espresso machine and find out why I've been having all these headaches

2025-12-25 07:34:41 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws because the tv people are a bunch of dinosaurs who think that tv matters

2025-12-24 20:12:56 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws the traditional holiday meal, mämmi + viina

2025-12-24 20:10:07 GMT

christmas meal enjoyed, was good

2025-12-24 15:14:11 GMT

what even are youtube shorts
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2025-12-24 08:27:06 GMT

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@nprofile…ea7y it's even worse than that because there's no "source" available at all, a pdf is loosely comparable to a binary. a source file would be whatever markup format the author worked on the book in, prior to layouting and stuff. it's more like straight up proprietary shareware

2025-12-23 18:33:30 GMT

it's so over lmfao
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2025-12-23 09:30:35 GMT

I thought they wouldn't be this retarded so I never even tried it, but people have figured out that some of these redactions are just black text on a black background
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2025-12-23 09:17:22 GMT

It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up
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2025-12-22 16:44:03 GMT

I love journalists
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2025-12-22 16:36:30 GMT

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2025-12-22 14:57:22 GMT

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currently hating this one, fuck this chunk of shit. "it's just a skewb" my ass
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2025-12-22 07:40:09 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws she's my favorite character in the story by far. I do think her family had a big influence on her eventual career but then she found out that she liked hanging out at cocktail parties and swinging

2025-12-22 07:23:01 GMT

I'm checking out epstein's amazon orders, I thought these would be boring but there's fun stuff in here too
for ghislaine obviously:
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2025-12-21 22:26:20 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws the original is crazy

2025-12-21 22:24:30 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws grease maybe

2025-12-21 18:54:48 GMT

I started reading ghislaine's mom's book after hearing jason jorjani mention it on a podcast (lol) and I literally can't do this. I've read boring books but this is too boring.

2025-12-21 18:30:48 GMT

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2025-12-21 18:16:57 GMT

blue prince bros we're winning
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2025-12-21 15:03:26 GMT

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@nprofile…3gt0 I consider myself a contrarian but I hadn't thought of rejecting all music that has appeared on spotify yet, I have to level up my game

2025-12-21 14:04:53 GMT

annas archive ripped the entirety of spotify... AT 160KBPS
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2025-12-20 15:36:39 GMT

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2025-12-20 12:40:42 GMT

do I get stellaris or hoi from the sale
has to be one, I have 300 games I've never played already

2025-12-20 06:36:34 GMT

there's some fun stuff in here but then there's also shit like this
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%203/EFTA00005586.pdf
lmao

2025-12-19 18:04:11 GMT

I've been watching some chinese animu that crunchyroll WILL NOT STOP shilling to me and it's not that bad actually. the post-watch clarity hits hard though, I have betrayed japan and will have to suffer the consequences

2025-12-19 17:28:24 GMT

wanna show you my new favorite epstein picture, it's from one of the earlier batches and I admit I didn't catch it myself, but I saw someone point it out and now I can't stop laughing at it. it's subtle
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2025-12-14 14:59:03 GMT

I was hoping that blue prince would've done a little better in the game awards but it got stomped, I think it was unironically the best game. fucking donkey kong and hades jesus christ. even the indie game category is full of SHIT

2025-12-13 17:34:50 GMT

I hate this fucking piece of shit, god I hate it
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2025-12-13 07:39:34 GMT

men seriously live like this an don't see an issue
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2025-12-07 14:06:39 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws it's really fun actually, makes my brain feel like it has a purpose

2025-12-07 14:00:08 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws rubiks cubes

2025-12-07 13:53:11 GMT

I've been indoctrinated into a new giga-autismal hobby

2025-12-07 11:00:42 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa there's nothing you "shouldn't" do on the internet, the internet should be a firehose of animalistic lizard brain barbarism stream of consciousness of the entire human race

2025-12-06 21:19:51 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws @nprofile…00uk I want to believe

2025-12-05 18:32:13 GMT

fridey

2025-11-26 17:52:11 GMT

it's very fortunate that the hong kong buildings are fully on fire from top to bottom, if there was just a small fire on a few floors in the middle they could collapse and destroy all the documents that were placed inside

2025-11-21 14:26:26 GMT

the line is going down guys

2025-11-20 15:28:39 GMT

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@nprofile…3mnz until recently I had somehow managed to completely miss the fact that the actual party has the same name as the tv show, the people at CIA are so funny

2025-11-18 20:02:40 GMT

I'm actually pretty curious what the catch is, I guess we'll find out
nothing EVER happens
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2025-11-17 18:47:00 GMT

I tried playing peak because it looks so fun but it's pretty difficult solo

2025-11-17 15:42:01 GMT

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@nprofile…angz no but trump is encouraging massie's effort to get them out now, I have no option but to believe that the files have been made suitable for release
or there's something else coming down the road that'll guarantee they won't come out

2025-11-17 15:38:45 GMT

I guess kash pajeet finally managed to fix the files, took his time huh

2025-11-15 06:03:47 GMT

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2025-11-14 13:51:20 GMT

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@nprofile…azkc I wonder which order they're gonna show the episodes in, either will make someone buttmad

2025-11-10 15:26:19 GMT

it was a fake out, the guy actually redeemed the poop video

2025-11-09 18:09:37 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws is it an actual child or is it just ben in a diaper going googoo gaagaa

2025-11-09 18:04:09 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws they got bigger again

2025-11-09 17:48:32 GMT

I'm addicted to dubai chocolate, I'm so sorry I made fun of the name

2025-11-05 16:05:51 GMT

mamdani over 50%, should've just done it dagnabbit.
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2025-11-04 18:22:02 GMT

saw some amerifarts on the timeline say that they're voting for 50, first kanye wanted to be president and now him. what's this world coming to

2025-11-03 18:28:00 GMT

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@nprofile…mtdu I don't think the holo collab can save them at this point

2025-11-03 17:24:18 GMT

the most life changing book I've read is without a doubt one short children's book. your life is changed when it's still malleable, when you get old books can only teach you new ways to con other people or to deny all the guilt and shame but you'll still be the same miserable cunt

2025-11-02 19:24:03 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws it will allow you to stack paper if you're just insane enough
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2025-11-02 18:14:19 GMT

I'm watching dandadan and I was expecting something different based on the mal score, this is absolute nonsense. kinda funny though, I like it enough.

2025-11-01 21:57:15 GMT

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@nprofile…jmdl >Freedesktop Discord

2025-11-01 20:58:18 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws sampo talks about cow farts on the internet but has never been inside of a cow's butt
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2025-11-01 20:35:45 GMT

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@nprofile…mtdu you're thinking about this like an american, here the gubment can just take your land if they want it. they don't need cows to do it

2025-11-01 18:17:06 GMT

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@nprofile…mtdu I did a little digging when it first hit the news, I called some people from two of the largest dairy companies here. turns out people are very eager to talk about it if you tell them you're worried about the farts and stuff. I don't know what the situation is now but back then only a few suppliers used it, would be pretty crazy if it becomes mandated

2025-11-01 16:07:05 GMT

I upgraded my weighted blanket to a 15kg one, I'm literally the retard squisher kid now. feels so fucking good

2025-10-31 22:07:23 GMT

if vance starts railing erika kirk I'm just gonna give up on reality being a thing

2025-10-31 20:37:06 GMT

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@nprofile…mtdu the voting machine thing is the one that actually piques my interest, that stuff is real and very weird. other than that I'm a bit cautious with all the narratives when there's a CIA puppet already lined up and ready for installation

2025-10-31 19:57:30 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws luna is my favorite kind of nut, she passes for a kinda sorta functioning normal person for 15 minutes but once she gets going it's wild

2025-10-31 19:40:57 GMT

god I can't stop salivating as I wait for amerifarts to turn venezuela into vietnam so I can hand out fell for it again awards to my internet friends, I'm literally turning into lindsey graham as I think about it

2025-10-31 18:09:00 GMT

how am I supposed to live like this, what is going on. where are my glasses
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2025-10-28 13:00:35 GMT

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@nprofile…azkc 501(c) nonce-profit
the flight manifest
kinda lame but chatgpt refuses to help me

2025-10-28 12:49:03 GMT

british gossip rags graciously provided me with a new desktop wallpaper today. what a picture
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2025-10-25 19:18:06 GMT

what in the actual living fuck is going on in the uk
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2025-10-25 14:15:47 GMT

I was doing stuff on my itoddler computer and lost the cursor, then as I was shaking the mouse around I noticed that it's going around on my ipad and almost had a stroke. had no idea it could do that, how the fuck does it go there without a cable

2025-10-23 14:24:35 GMT

I'm up to my neck in 3i atlas ayylmao bullshit. they're coming bros

2025-10-19 15:16:03 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws I mean that you're gonna get fucked over with the price

2025-10-19 15:08:09 GMT

it's gotta be a nightmare to sell shit you steal from louvre

2025-10-19 12:51:52 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa he just hates elon, sam looks like a guy who does nothing but jack off to grok

2025-10-19 12:16:40 GMT

altman said that chatgpt is gonna get lewd and I've never flipped on something so quickly, went from "it's a bubble" to feeling like a coked up subprime mortgage broker in 2006

2025-10-18 18:37:43 GMT

millions of people protesting on the street seems like a bit of an overreaction, I get that some of the books are pretty bland but I liked the dark tower series at least

2025-10-12 17:49:58 GMT

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…hmru I would never give politicians enough credit to say that they planned something, I always assume that even the stuff that works out is some kind of a convoluted benny hill sequence behind the scenes that accidentally ends well

2025-10-12 17:43:46 GMT

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…hmru another w for hold chads. has never bit me once so far

2025-10-12 17:25:01 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru inb4 things bounce back and everyone got out at the bottom

2025-10-12 15:26:53 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru I'm gonna have a field day tomorrow fucking with all my wannabe day trader work buddies

2025-10-12 13:36:45 GMT

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@nprofile…46gc unrealistic, real people always have some downside

2025-10-12 13:27:43 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru your fault for picking the hotel down the street from the 72nd annual international anime figurine hot glue competition

2025-10-11 13:13:08 GMT

I can't stop watching the stupid video where charlie kirk and alex jones go to the hollow earth, I have to watch it at least once a day

2025-09-15 14:14:35 GMT

I spent some mony upgrading networking equipment stuff and it made zero difference

2025-09-14 13:41:59 GMT

matt walsh investigating the assassin's girlfriend like oh WOW, this isn't a big boy peepee, this is a little CLITTY

2025-09-10 11:38:33 GMT

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@nprofile…hmru their employees got so much fatter that they don't need as many anymore

2025-09-08 14:02:10 GMT

why does it feel like amerimutts are planning something... never mind, must be nothing
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