I left one of the biggest tech companies in the world to pursue a nearly life long desire to be naked on the internet instead. Conveniently located wherever I happen to be this month.
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Digital signatures are considered legally binding for essentially everything these days. npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones I've had a few people ask me what my necklace means lately so here's the brief story for everyone wondering. npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones @npub1x7a…947l it's the logo of a friend who passed away a few years ago npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones Timeline seems sleepy maybe I can wake it up a bit. npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones Look! I'm a trope! npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones Phone's camera refused to start. npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones @npub1k7q…3lrw in Seattle there's a neighborhood called south lake union and there's a small light rail that runs around it. npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones @npub1gj2…9t6a soooo relatable npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones No caption 💀 npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones @npub1gj2…9t6a I stg those fuckers. :blob_disapproval: npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones Okay not that all you pervs deserve it (truly not enough phabricator love) but I'm feeling generous. npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones Anyway I took some ass pictures for wagon Wednesday but I dunno if y'all deserve any of them. 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You can trust me because I worked with lots of IPs in the past. At least a few hundred IPs. npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones I set my Signal display name to anti-climactic hole and I can't remember why 🤣 npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones Bitches will literally make yogurt out of almonds. npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones @npub1dzj…4cun they were truly so magnificently silly npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones The single best expense report I ever filled out was for $250 worth of squid hats for conference speakers. They were not high quality. npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones @npub198t…hasj I generally check people's profiles before boosting npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones @npub1syx…d6lz also the state level health departments deciding that their very well designed android/ios contact tracing stuff should be turned off. npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones Chickens aren't real so therefore eggs are vegan npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones @npub19mk…r93v just fed me an edible from her mouth npub1cnj8hfwvcct6vgettpz0rspw9eyqx5zkyyey0jewtj9el56zh54sd7w3ev amy bones The fact that auspicious and suspicious are just one letter different is really auspicious, right?
