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2026-09-30 23:08:44 GMT

Throw up a hand if you can’t find your car keys but still remember your best friend’s phone number from 1983 by heart …
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2026-09-20 04:00:57 GMT

RE: https://sportsbots.xyz/users/Super70sSports/statuses/2101472136996983179
32-24 is also acceptable. Haha, Kiffin.
#note1vy2…93ha

2026-09-20 00:42:55 GMT

I hope Ole Miss beats LSU 900 to nothing.

2026-08-25 00:17:29 GMT

No matter how great you are, it’s rare for anyone’s career to have a perfect ending. Which athletes retired on the highest note?

2026-02-18 00:52:23 GMT

Here’s Alice Cooper drinking a beer with Colonel Sanders because that’s a real thing that happened and you deserve to know about it.
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2026-02-07 18:23:07 GMT

As the Olympics begin, never forget Jim Thorpe won gold medals in the pentathlon and decathlon in 1912 wearing mismatched shoes of different sizes he fished out of a fucking trash can after his shit got stolen. That is legendary American badassery.
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2026-01-18 22:28:25 GMT

Consider for a moment the AFC was chock full of teams worse than this.

2025-06-19 15:58:49 GMT

The boys are back in McTown, motherfucker. If that chick don’t want a Big Mac, forget her ...
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2025-06-06 16:08:25 GMT

This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.
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2025-06-02 22:49:35 GMT

“If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.”
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2025-05-31 23:32:11 GMT

The next time you think anybody outside of Muhammad Ali was beating prime George Foreman, consider he volunteered at local farms in his spare time just to carry lazy cows around.
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2025-05-20 23:24:17 GMT

All things considered, which version of American society is preferable to you:

2025-05-01 00:11:19 GMT

When you really think about it, it’s pretty goddamn amazing to be born in 1899 and wind up playing Space Invaders …
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2025-04-23 23:25:23 GMT

Super Sky Point to Steve McMichael. A Chicago icon and courageous son of a bitch. Many are in the Pro Football Hall of Fame but only one can say he was also in the Four Horsemen. Teammates with Walter Payton AND Ric Flair? That’s a legacy. St. Peter, flash the four fingers. #RIP
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2025-04-21 00:58:50 GMT

Never forget that in 1982 some 4th grader busted his ass to get 100% on his spelling test just to receive a sticker that smelled like a fucking pickle.
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2025-04-16 19:09:54 GMT

Shout out to Justin Rose for being such a great sportsman. Rory won a lot of hearts but it took an incredible final round from the Englishman to create the stage and he handled missing out on a green jacket like a true gentleman and was genuinely happy for his friend. Well done.
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2025-04-12 18:35:45 GMT

When a motherfucker walks into a bar with one eye and a goddamn torpedo fist, I’m gonna recommend you tread lightly …
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2025-04-04 00:18:20 GMT

My favorite moment in Star Wars history is when the galaxy got unexpectedly smooth.
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2025-03-21 23:30:09 GMT

The next time your kids complain about any form of modern technology tell them we were playing Pong on the floor and damn glad of it.
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2025-03-11 23:26:23 GMT

Today in 1978, this was your school lunch and you were damn glad of it.
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2025-03-07 02:18:26 GMT

Just a reminder for anyone who needs to hear it: you are a lot fucking bigger than your problems. That thing? Those things? Get your mind right and do what you know ya gotta do. You’ll win. Go do it.

2025-02-27 23:55:49 GMT

Tony Gwynn, San Diego State Aztecs point guard.
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2025-02-21 01:24:30 GMT

This is like the Ryder Cup except you can punch each other so it’s better.

2025-02-03 23:48:37 GMT

Kids today: in their rooms playing games on their phones and checking TikTok.
Kids 40 years ago: “Let’s dive off this dumpster onto some filthy mattresses.”
Advantage: then
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2025-01-20 02:38:48 GMT

If you don’t like Josh Allen that’s on you.

2025-01-15 01:07:37 GMT

I wish do this just one more time. On WGN.
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2024-12-10 23:33:59 GMT

When you’re talking about the greats of auto racing, I’m coming to the table every time with Indianrockolis 500 legend Goggles Paesano.
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2024-11-28 23:12:33 GMT

Matt Eberflus is the most incompetent motherfucker on the face of the planet. Just let me coach the fucking team. I’m over it. Bears fans are great fans and deserve better than the steaming pile of shit we’re expected to excuse every year and pretend is in any way acceptable.

2024-11-21 02:29:15 GMT

Name a cover version of a song that’s better than the original. I’ll start:
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2024-11-13 23:47:52 GMT

Dr. J arrives at the Nassau Coliseum during the 1976 ABA Finals and the badassery in the air is palpable.
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2024-10-20 01:12:26 GMT

Nolan Ryan is 77 years old and I have no doubt there’s at least one more major league strikeout in that arm.
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2024-09-21 22:19:28 GMT

“Basketball’s better today.”
Yeah, of course it is. 🙄
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2024-09-20 23:47:24 GMT

The one time the government didn’t waste your tax dollars …
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2024-09-20 16:57:46 GMT

Arguable the GOAT of 70s caps. Just look at these sweet mesh bastards …
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2024-09-10 02:55:29 GMT

In a dystopian future, there's an evil hockey team of ruthless warlords. And they dress just like the '79-'80 Canucks.
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2024-09-06 01:44:25 GMT

Michael Anthony only came here to play Space Invaders and piss off the Van Halen brothers. Looks like he’s out of quarters.
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2024-08-19 22:26:27 GMT

Super B-Day to ... ME! Seen here rocking an Expos helmet, George Foster jersey, wristbands, and bad haircut outside Riverfront Stadium in 1981.
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2024-08-15 01:19:45 GMT

I feel like the kid who took this lunch box to school every day led the league in wedgies … and it probably started with one from the cashier.
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2024-08-08 22:55:19 GMT

I found this on a page called “Recipes your grandma probably made.” Well, for the record, my grandmother never made SpaghettiOs Jello with Vienna sausages because she wasn’t a fucking sociopath.
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