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2026-08-21 13:00:06 GMT

Will Pete Hegseth’s Mommywife Have To Chaperone Him If He Runs for President Too? https://www.wonkette.com/p/will-pete-hegseths-mommywife-have

2026-07-21 13:00:05 GMT

Where Is It That The Manosphere Is Working Out For Anyone? https://www.wonkette.com/p/where-is-it-that-the-manosphere-is

2026-06-15 14:55:05 GMT

Oiled-Up, Half-Naked Men Entertain President On 80th Birthday https://www.wonkette.com/p/oiled-up-half-naked-men-entertain

2026-06-05 15:20:05 GMT

60 People In Idaho Sick From Drinking Raw Milk, Because ... Big Pharma? The Deep State? https://www.wonkette.com/p/60-people-in-idaho-sick-from-drinking

2026-05-18 13:20:05 GMT

Ben Shapiro's Whole World Is Falling Apart, And All You People Can Do Is Laugh At His Pain https://www.wonkette.com/p/ben-shapiros-whole-world-is-falling

2026-05-16 18:15:06 GMT

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2026-04-04 19:05:05 GMT

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2026-03-26 20:25:05 GMT

Big Lawsuits Not Going Great For Social Media Giants https://www.wonkette.com/p/big-lawsuits-not-going-great-for

2026-02-10 21:25:05 GMT

MEGYN KELLY PRETTY SURE FOOTBALL IS WHITE, DAMMIT, JUST LIKE SANTA AND JESUS https://www.wonkette.com/p/megyn-kelly-pretty-sure-football

2026-01-20 17:45:05 GMT

Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger Launches De-Youngkinization On Day One https://www.wonkette.com/p/virginia-gov-abigail-spanberger-launches

2026-01-09 16:45:05 GMT

Actual Nice Thing: Universal Child Care Is Coming To New York City https://www.wonkette.com/p/actual-nice-thing-universal-child

2026-01-01 03:05:06 GMT

Who Are The Heroes Of 2025? It's A LONG F*CKIN' LIST. https://www.wonkette.com/p/who-are-the-heroes-of-2025-its-a

2025-12-22 21:35:05 GMT

MAGA Alpha Males Get MAGA Alpha Asses Beat https://www.wonkette.com/p/maga-alpha-males-get-maga-alpha-asses

2025-09-25 13:00:05 GMT

Please Do Not Call ICE Thugs 'Gestapo' For Holding 5-Year-Old Hostage As Bait To Nab Her Father https://www.wonkette.com/p/please-do-not-call-ice-thugs-gestapo

2025-07-19 19:05:05 GMT

Trump Lickspittle Russ Vought Really Enjoying Kicking America In Its Dick https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-lickspittle-russ-vought-really

2025-06-25 13:00:05 GMT

Trump VERY TOUCHY About His Little Bunker Busters’ Inability To Penetrate https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-very-touchy-about-his-little

2025-06-23 19:25:05 GMT

Meet The 22-Year-Old Twit Charged With Keeping America Safe From Iranian Sleeper Terrorists! https://www.wonkette.com/p/meet-the-22-year-old-twit-charged

2025-06-16 13:00:05 GMT

Millions Assemble To Tell Trump They Hate His Stupid F*cking Face https://www.wonkette.com/p/millions-assemble-to-tell-trump-they

2025-06-10 19:30:05 GMT

Everyone Definitely Having A Normal One Over Greta Thunberg https://www.wonkette.com/p/everyone-definitely-having-a-normal

2025-06-04 19:00:05 GMT

Abortion Ban States Now Free To Just Let Pregnant Women Die https://www.wonkette.com/p/abortion-ban-states-now-free-to-just

2025-04-23 15:05:05 GMT

U Of Alabama College Democrats Call A Tyrant A Tyrant https://www.wonkette.com/p/u-of-alabama-college-democrats-call

2025-04-19 15:05:04 GMT

Let's All Watch Liz Warren Tariffsplain To Inattentive Dunderhead On CNBC https://www.wonkette.com/p/lets-all-watch-liz-warren-tariffsplain

2025-04-11 16:10:05 GMT

Catholic Hospital Discovers One Very Specific Situation In Which A Fetus Isn't A Person https://www.wonkette.com/p/catholic-hospital-discovers-one-very

2025-03-27 17:50:05 GMT

Florida Wants Your Teen To Work Weekday Night Shifts, Because 'Parental Rights' https://www.wonkette.com/p/florida-wants-your-teen-to-work-weekday

2025-02-20 16:50:05 GMT

Jocelynn Rojo Carranza Is A Casualty Of Trump's America https://www.wonkette.com/p/jocelynn-rojo-carranza-is-a-casualty

2025-01-16 16:35:05 GMT

South Korea To US: Here's How You Arrest A Corrupt Impeached President https://www.wonkette.com/p/south-korea-to-us-heres-how-you-arrest

2024-12-23 21:25:05 GMT

All Trump Wants For Christmas Is Panama Canal, Greenland And Revenge https://www.wonkette.com/p/all-trump-wants-for-christmas-is

2024-12-18 15:40:05 GMT

The First Rule Of Judicial Ethics Is You Don't Talk About Samuel Alito's Complete Lack Of Them https://www.wonkette.com/p/the-first-rule-of-judicial-ethics

2024-12-05 21:35:05 GMT

Uh Oh LOL, Is Tulsi Gabbard's Nomination In Big Trouble Too? https://www.wonkette.com/p/uh-oh-lol-is-tulsi-gabbards-nomination

2024-11-11 21:25:05 GMT

The New Boss Of You Is RUBY https://www.wonkette.com/p/the-new-boss-of-you-is-ruby

2024-10-03 16:25:05 GMT

What? NC Republicans' Lax Building Standards Meant More Homes Lost In Hurricane? Then This Is No Time For Politics! https://www.wonkette.com/p/what-nc-republicans-lax-building

2024-10-01 16:05:04 GMT

Trump Comforts Hurricane Survivors With His Usual Lies And Mendacious Bullsh*t https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-comforts-hurricane-survivors

2024-09-30 18:30:05 GMT

What? The Project 2025 Director Was Terrible To Women? Who Would Have Thought! https://www.wonkette.com/p/what-the-project-2025-director-was

2024-09-28 19:35:05 GMT

Did You See Kamala Harris Rip Trump Into Itty Bitty Pieces In Border Speech? It's Damn Good https://www.wonkette.com/p/did-you-see-kamala-harris-rip-trump

2024-09-20 15:10:05 GMT

Trump Once Again Demands The Jews Vote For Him, OR ELSE. https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-once-again-demands-the-jews

2024-09-18 18:20:04 GMT

Republican Springfield Mayor Invites Trump And Vance to Stay TF Out Of His Town https://www.wonkette.com/p/republican-springfield-mayor-invites

2024-09-10 14:40:05 GMT

Oh Penzeys, What Did You Do Now? Oh, Kamala Harris Hugged A Lady At Your Store? https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-penzeys-what-did-you-do-now-oh

2024-09-06 13:35:05 GMT

Gloria Johnson Isn't Coming For Your Grill, Burger, Or Lightbulbs. She's Coming For Idiot Sen. Marsha Blackburn. https://www.wonkette.com/p/gloria-johnson-isnt-coming-for-your

2024-08-12 18:35:05 GMT

Trump Keeps Stealing Music, Artists Keep Telling Him To F*ck Off https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-keeps-stealing-music-artists

2024-08-05 20:25:11 GMT

Trump Lackey Still Planning Project 2025 Rollout, Because What Is Dead Can Never Die https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-lackey-still-planning-project