Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally š³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļø.
Public Key
npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Profile Code
nprofile1qqsvpvu4g40csmhq32wqvdg9zw6quwuc8ay3mlu2fq94eeurnjxchqspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dssuruk8
Show more details
Published at
2026-09-16T15:40:29Z Event JSON
{
"id": "2447d88e1d383fe86c9dd464a4ca2be18afcd66b1326a9825aa2b683c94e57a7" ,
"pubkey": "c0b395455f886ee08a9c06350513b40e3b983f491dff8a480b5ce7839c8d8b82" ,
"created_at": 1789573229 ,
"kind": 0 ,
"tags": [
[
"proxy",
"https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote",
"activitypub"
],
[
"client",
"Mostr",
"31990:6be38f8c63df7dbf84db7ec4a6e6fbbd8d19dca3b980efad18585c46f04b26f9:mostr",
"wss://relay.ditto.pub"
]
],
"content": "{\"name\":\"Nick\",\"about\":\"Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him. Trying to be an ally š³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļø.\\n\\nāNick is great and not an insidious piece of shitā - @TheBreadmonkey\\n\\nAvi: cartoonish self portrait of himself, default white bloke in glasses, b\u0026w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklinās eyes staring out over sunglasses.\",\"picture\":\"https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/274/248/026/641/194/original/5ab37b7a8b412d61.jpeg\",\"banner\":\"https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/headers/109/274/248/026/641/194/original/81743d91f85ffcc8.jpeg\",\"nip05\":\"[email protected] \",\"fields\":[]}" ,
"sig": "e7730da9d0d7211ebba9d5c8f6731e7638c6a8189f390fe895eaf0d54be67121aa2639a9d74688edeff522308cf0f32c0b33222cd8644a286a73a6b08aad702a"
}
Last Notes npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Old man yells at Claude. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Get in loser, weāre fantasising about a magical deity and a fairyland full of happy ghosts in order to distract from the pain of a meaningless tiny blip of existence on a small ball of rock within the vastness of cold, empty space. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick āLooks like your ad blocker is onā npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Thanks for your tips! As a first step, I went to a couple of Chinese supermarkets in Cheltenham today and picked up these. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick If you find a strange huge blob of guts, fat and bones in my living room, itās because I have cringed myself inside out. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick At some point in the future the entirety of humanity will be asking, āAnd you justā¦ let them?ā npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Your Fucking AI Poster Is Fugly As Fuck and other graphic design advice. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Okay but, is itā¦ meant to look like that? npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Lend an increasingly middle-aged father a hand: npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick ā4 Key Works by James Joyce You Need to Readā npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick I can never quite get over BBC News saying āthe BBC have been approached for commentā. I mean, have you considered walking upstairs. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Nick Cave: āIām forever near a stereo saying āWhat the fuck is this garbageā?ā he said. āAnd the answer is always Red Hot Chili Peppers.ā npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Apparently you get a whole table and four seats to yourself on the train if you bring a really wet, smelly dog with you. Possibly even a whole carriage. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick @nprofileā¦gfcd I knew what this was going to be before I clicked. And yeah, Iām one of the ones whoās not keen on it. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick When Louis Therouxās people call you up and say he wants to make a documentary about you, thatās a Bad Sign. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick None of these are better ideas than staying in bed. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/263/074/670/089/082/original/4843e5126d19acb8.jpeg npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/262/969/674/999/714/original/1cae21f6c6262d2a.jpeg npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/262/737/005/179/794/original/164b16887cab5701.jpeg npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick I suggest we each conserve oil by staying in bed all weekend. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Crocodile Dunedee npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick I donāt want to start an argument about this again, but I simply donāt understand, if you are a cartoonist trying to get an audience for your art here, why you wouldnāt use alt-text. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Iām not going to say Donald Trump is the least intelligent person on the planet, but he is one of most predictable and one dimensional people, and one of the least self-aware. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick The Wall is a two-LP concept album about Roger Waters not being allowed any pudding, once. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Fungus the Bogeyman knows the score. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Why, though? npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Wealthy light entertainment stars Ant and Dec buying and selling Banksy artworks for profit is another one of those metaphors that would be too on-the-nose for fiction. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Going to a maternity ward to show all the newborns a video of a baby giraffe walking at an hour old and telling them theyāre already losers and need to get their fucking acts together. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick The Daily Mail continues to threaten us with a good time. #UKpol #greenparty npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Ominous Prime. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick @nprofileā¦fhyt You shouldnāt be smelling a fish before day 4. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Bearing in mind the Jewish sabbath is Saturday, humans were pushed to production on a Friday. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Say what you like about Noah, but that guy got 2 million species of insect onto a boat. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick āPale skin blue eyes ā¦ drunk ā¦ But horrible asses. I think genetic from the potato famineā. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Steve Bannon boasting to Epstein in 2018 about being advisor to basically the entire European far right, including Farage, and what that means for crypto. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Oh, you know, just another noose that happened to be in the immediate vicinity. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick @nprofileā¦vvev Corbyn would not have appointed Peter Mandelson ambassador to the US, of that we can be fairly certain. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick This is the type of thing you say when someone has a spear all the way through their brain. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Life is having to play four to five different roles every day and getting booed for all of them. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Where is Danny DeVito to offer me a nice egg in these trying times? npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick The polite way to refuse an invitation is to keep putting it off until you can write a newspaper column about not wanting to accept it, then the other person tends to get the hint. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick King Kong was released in 1933, but do go on. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Had to have a call with IT this morning, and there go all the spoons for this week. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Iām just about old enough to remember when it wasnāt January 2026. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick A āBurnham Backlashā sounds like a devastating wrestling move. #UKpol npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick DNA cloud. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/947/288/034/759/448/original/b22c7ed73d12d83e.jpeg npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Yeah sure, Lego Crocs, why not, nothing matters. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Possibly the most patronising reply Iāve ever received on here. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Oh also donāt use GenAI images either, kthnxbye. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Honestly, if you are trying to promote something or raise awareness about an issue, itās Not Hard. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Get loads of boosts on Fedi with this one weird trick! npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Bold of them to name a new social media platform after a dystopian novel about a totalitarian panopticon state, and only permit users who have verified their identity. #W npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick I still canāt quite get over a Labour minister actually saying this. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Yeah, same: ācompetitive pressuresā drove me to housebreaking. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick This is not actually making me feel loads better about the prawn sandwich Iāve just eaten. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Tom Jones is an old leather suitcase come to life. Thatās why women throw their knickers at him: they donāt fancy him, theyāre just packing. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick That doesnāt really narrow it down. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Happy 80th birthday to the amazing Dolly Parton! Hereās a drawing I did once. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Adults walking around with those big Stanley Cup things look like Hobbits drinking out of man-size tankards at The Prancing Pony. There, I said it. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Just a reminder, for the day thatās in it, that #BlueMonday was created by a marketing campaign for a travel company to align with January payday and has literally no scientific basis. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Lotta GenAI pictures and videos on the old timeline this morning, gang. Be careful out there. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Major case of Jay Leno-head there. When they dig this guyās skull up theyāre going to be deciding there was a different species of hominid knocking around in the 21st century. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick OF COURSE HE FUCKING TOOK IT, ITāS A GOLD SHINY THING. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Kidās school is having a āBlue Mondayā wellbeing day. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick How are things going in the UK? Well, the government says we can no longer afford luxuries like jury trials or (*checks notes*) elections. #UKpol npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick I am all for: npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Itās sad about Scott Adams. Not that heās dead, itās just sad about Scott Adams. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick This is from my kidās maths homework. Is this really maths, or is it āpicturing 3D objects in your headā homework. I feel that this would be pretty hard if you had aphantasia. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick The overall vibes Iām getting from media on the X-slash-Twitter thing at the minute are: npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick I just found out that, on the Fediverse, I am the algorithm, and Iām so, so sorry. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Iām just blocking leftist accounts that donāt do alt text now. They are bad at leftism. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Only 26% are voting Reform right now, but thatās the biggest party share. Badenoch is also firmly inside Trumpās colon, and the Tories are second on 19%. Labour are on a truly miserable 17% and, surprise, are also right up Trumpās arse. Absolute shower of evil fucking cunts. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick English people are seeing whatās going on in the US right now, and theyāll still want to buy the version of it in tweed that smells of cigarettes and has wonky yellow teeth. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Hello, daddy, hello, mom npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Advertising in December: npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick This too shall pass, but by then there will be the next thing. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Turned on my laptop after an update and now my kids are both called āCopilotā. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Someone should convince Trump that what he *really* needs is the Falklands. #USpol npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick @nprofileā¦e965 https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/115344220912665861 npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick The UK: āOf course we believe in international law. That is the core of our beliefs. And international law is set by the custom and practice of the international community, particularly the major players. And if one of those major players, in fact the biggest major player, believes that international law does not apply to it, then we shall certainly continue to believe, as a core belief, in the new international law that says the major player is not bound in any way by international law.ā npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick I really want to read Enshittification by Cory Doctorow, but I need to be in a frame of mind where I can cope with feeling more anger and outrage and, right now, Iām not in that place. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick āPlease refrain from eating ultra-processed foods whilst waiting for the world to end.ā npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick One effect of todayās international crime is that Taiwan is well and truly fucked. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick @nprofileā¦cmq0 You didnāt get many bog rolls for a rhubarb crumble in them days. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick They say that the technology which is adopted by the porn industry is the one which succeeds, which is why pizza has won the global bread wars, hands down. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Lasagne became the dominant type of pasta in the 1980s because it could be faxed. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick You know you can just make crisps from actual spuds, oil and salt, and it doesnāt need to be an oil that contributes to deforestation. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Ah yes, āgood crispsā, āall taste no junkā, made from dried potato flakes, palm oil, tapioca starch and sugar. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick I would just like to congratulate @nprofileā¦8kc0 for turning down his knighthood for services to posting. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick No bins until 9 January? npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Potential band names (free to good home) npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Hotel stray, a Canarian kitten. #Caturday npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Boss makes a dollar, I uselessly roll a boulder up a hill every day for eternity: thatās why I shit on company time. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Boxing Day #Bloomscrolling npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Remembering Lemmy, born 24 December 1945. #lemmy #motƶrhead #mastoart npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick SpongeBob SquarePants does not lack continuity, it defies continuity. Nothing is fixed, every narrator is unreliable. The Krabby Patty formula has no single, definite origin. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Greta is a fucking hero and anyone who fervently dislikes her is marking themselves out as a fascist cunt with a broad streak of gammon. #UKpol npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick None of those [Streaming Service] Wrapped things have realised that the track I actually listened to most in 2025 was the hold music for the doctorās surgery. npub1czee232l3phwpz5uqc6s2ya5pcaes06frhlc5jqttnnc88yd3wpqlk86s3 Nick Il fuckin pleut, my friends. Cāest damp. There is water where water has no business being. A spate of puddle-maxxing has closed petrol stations and playgrounds. We are being texted to collect children from the sports hall, with no idea how wet they may be. They may have partially dissolved or maybe they have swelled up with the rain. Itās going to look like wringing-out-time at Willy Wonkaās wetness factory.
