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2026-06-05 06:10:03 GMT

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@nprofile…da6a non so risponderti ma perche paragoni inkscape a photoshop? sono due programmi completamente diversi, inkscape è vector graphics, photoshop è bitmap graphics. inkscape è paragonabile a illustrator

2026-05-18 17:23:54 GMT

ITS 2026 AND WE ARE ALL FREEBLEEDING

2026-04-29 07:06:47 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq yes

2026-04-21 18:39:12 GMT

drew devault is my hero
#nevent1q…cxxa

2026-04-05 09:33:45 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq trve

2026-04-05 09:32:04 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq the other thing that sucks is the packidge names but like its whatever who even cares

2026-04-05 09:29:17 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq read the title and the first line of this and im already pissed off ngl https://s3kshun8.games/blog/flatpak-won/

2026-04-05 09:26:28 GMT

i think these people jerk off looking at the loonics line go up in the statcounter thingy

2026-04-03 19:33:01 GMT

usecase for matches ? :ebassi:

2026-04-02 18:43:05 GMT

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@nprofile…hfhc ok there is no point of arguing with you then , i guess.

2026-04-02 18:33:14 GMT

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@nprofile…hfhc fair but also i feel the need to point out that FUTO is a scam organization that does not actually finance projects beyond what makes them able to brag about doing so , and also they are associated with known hateful people and projects
im not judging u ofc i just thougjt id let u know , u do u ofc !! ^^

2026-04-02 18:24:06 GMT

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@nprofile…hfhc why were u even looking for FUTO ? unrelated but still

2026-04-02 13:24:32 GMT

the magical (evil) world of unshare

2026-04-02 12:48:43 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq YEA im gonna have to unshare grrrr

2026-04-02 12:37:05 GMT

rose is overlayfspilling me fuaaaarrrrkkkk

2026-04-02 12:28:08 GMT

i hate being in the year of the linux desktop

2026-04-02 12:23:05 GMT

usecase for showers :ebassi:

2026-04-02 07:12:15 GMT

more things i learn about webdev the less j wanna ever touch it

2026-04-01 08:33:31 GMT

ILL END MY DAYS WITH YOU IN A HAIL OF BULLETS

2026-04-01 07:40:15 GMT

can i be your PID1 …

2026-03-31 09:49:06 GMT

today fiore is mad at linux-man-pages because they include glibc extensions

2026-03-30 16:59:29 GMT

Bjarne Soup, inventor of C++, created the language after he forgot to null terminate his legs.
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2026-03-28 13:38:20 GMT

“when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts” “when the bubble bursts”

2026-03-27 22:30:03 GMT

what was the ooeeoo miku website

2026-03-27 19:46:22 GMT

git forge federation sounds like hell waiting to happen , imagine the commit history after federation breaks

2026-03-27 15:51:48 GMT

i love my irl friends but .. this is .. too much ..
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2026-03-27 08:09:38 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq ehhhh ok then fair enough , but for making up a proper sandbox / container / chroot / whatever bwrap is so good , ive been slowly dropping distrobox lowkirk

2026-03-27 08:08:08 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq oh that seems like it would be hell , there are much better ways to be a masochist

2026-03-27 08:05:49 GMT

bwrap has it for you bwrap is peak you will use bwrap bwrap is amazing it can do everything just use bwrap you dont need anything else bwrap has it for you bw

2026-03-26 07:53:21 GMT

dont you wish your girlfriend was dumb like me

2026-03-25 13:11:08 GMT

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@nprofile…ws0j imean yea tape comes to mind honestly , not sure tho

2026-03-25 12:58:33 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 which animal crossing / which emu is this ?

2026-03-25 12:24:17 GMT

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@nprofile…s24j @nprofile…d73q the mental challenges you are facing are genuinely awe inducing and should be more closely studied by scientists

2026-03-25 11:52:33 GMT

only complaint about ed(1) is that it doesnt automatically create the file when it doesnt exist by doing ed filename

2026-03-25 10:56:13 GMT

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@nprofile…d73q chuds would rather write tens of pages of “analysis” over actually writing software

2026-03-25 07:42:14 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq :c wgat about my shit code :c what did it do to you :c

2026-03-24 17:09:44 GMT

putting out a bounty for someone to implement a normal and good libc that isnt glibc (bad) or musl (thinware)

2026-03-23 09:07:33 GMT

why tf did in just receive a hinge verification code shpuld i check whats happening

2026-03-23 08:59:58 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq its called “have amy as your admin”

2026-03-22 13:55:22 GMT

shit nobody cares about award

2026-03-21 17:32:12 GMT

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@nprofile…rvcr non sapevo puntarella avesse un distaccamento varesino

2026-03-09 16:21:49 GMT

opening up a job application for text editors , requirements:
not gnu
terminal based
easily extensible . i like lua , but ill take whatever
vi binds . not kakoune binds . vi binds .
will be mantained in one year
nvi is an option , but im looking for others too
please boost 🔁

2026-03-08 06:51:34 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq im not attracted to men in general so im safe

2026-03-08 06:48:40 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq disgusting reply please delete

2026-03-08 06:40:57 GMT

liking men with full hair is deeply rooted in attraction to young boys btw

2026-03-05 13:22:55 GMT

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@nprofile…cext nonono . thats smth i wrote . because $RANDOM is a bash thing (maybe zsh too idk) but like i want my scripts to be #!/bin/sh . he used $RANDOM

2026-03-05 13:16:00 GMT

professor gave us a stupid dumb shell exercise that i wasnt doing because its stupid . then after one hour of time , he shares the solution on the projector because many students (4th year astrophysics students) couldn’t do it . shocked , without looking at his solution i type my own in around 70 seconds
#!/bin/sh
echo 'input your guess: 0 for head, 1 for tails.'
read guess
random_number="$(cat -v /dev/urandom | sed 'q' | wc -w)"
if [ $((${random_number} % 2)) = $guess ]; then
echo 'good guess!'
else
echo 'wrong :/'
fi
i guess at least my classmates arent gpt-brained ? at least for coding ? yay ????

2026-03-02 10:33:24 GMT

this guy is teaching us bashisms i cant

2026-02-28 12:47:36 GMT

wait why do package managers even use http instead of ftp

2026-02-27 09:29:34 GMT

ganoo killed my family

2026-02-25 13:00:41 GMT

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@nprofile…s24j ?????
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2026-02-25 09:47:28 GMT

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@nprofile…lycq smth that makes my brain go uhhhh

2026-02-25 07:27:27 GMT

viv will either post the most unhinged shitpost youve ever seen or drop the biggest philosophical breaktjru of the century

2026-02-24 15:30:57 GMT

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@nprofile…d73q @nprofile…d4kf bweh idont want a web interface is there a way to use it thru normal clients

2026-02-24 15:19:11 GMT

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@nprofile…d73q @nprofile…d4kf how does that work

2026-02-21 10:21:07 GMT

is italian the most successful conlang

2026-02-20 18:15:50 GMT

@nprofile…shw3 come back i miss yoi @nprofile…v0pe please where are yoi everytjing was better when you were around @nprofile…2nev

2026-02-19 11:18:09 GMT

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@nprofile…s24j i am not running busybox at all , can you read

2026-02-19 11:14:15 GMT

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@nprofile…s24j oh right sorry
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2026-02-19 11:12:20 GMT

always have a gnu container ready just to be able to make a snarky reply at suiseiseki when he replyguys me

2026-02-19 11:11:03 GMT

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@nprofile…s24j sure thing
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2026-02-19 11:08:01 GMT

THE COURSE IS CALLED HIGH PERFORMANCE COMPUTING WHY ARE YOU TEACHING ME WHAT touch(1) DOES

2026-02-03 23:09:02 GMT

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@nprofile…d73q my client just got it i think lmfao

2026-02-03 23:07:04 GMT

wtf is an xmpp “story” are we for real

2026-02-02 12:39:46 GMT

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@nprofile…l7em no , those are two completely different sentences , of which the first is a genuine concern for climate change and the second is bullshit copyright talk

2026-02-02 12:36:21 GMT

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@nprofile…l7em wtf are you talking about

2026-02-02 11:14:13 GMT

but because I want my daughter to have a future, and a planet on which to live. Because I actually do care about respecting copyright
tragic: incredibly based anti ai blogpost completely ruined by deciding that copyright has ever been something worth fighting for . one billion fiores have died , 4 more billions are in grave conditions. more at 11

2026-01-30 09:27:05 GMT

castle Kirk is beautiful

2026-01-29 08:45:42 GMT

got my butt touched too but fedi dgaf abt that

2026-01-27 14:48:08 GMT

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@nprofile…2q75 i type like that

2026-01-27 11:13:27 GMT

nothing against being a furry i lobe all my furry friends but man wtf i complain if i get pornbrained feet uncwd on my timeline i WILL complain for paws slapped on my face like that 😭 i hate it ok
#nevent1q…emqg

2026-01-25 08:36:23 GMT

solarpunk is probably racist but i cant rlly explain how

2026-01-24 22:58:10 GMT

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@nprofile…3zdf @nprofile…5lu4 TUBBO 😭

2026-01-24 22:43:44 GMT

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@nprofile…3zdf @nprofile…5lu4 WHAT 😭

2026-01-24 11:57:24 GMT

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@nprofile…csf7 @nprofile…shek i can ask my witch friends for some werewolf serum .. cant guarantee the result s tho ..

2026-01-23 21:10:38 GMT

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@nprofile…3zdf wtf

2026-01-22 22:55:06 GMT

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@nprofile…3zdf double feature
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2026-01-20 23:53:28 GMT

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@nprofile…csf7 im not getting any drama wtf

2026-01-16 10:25:28 GMT

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@nprofile…s24j @nprofile…d73q how so

2026-01-15 14:04:04 GMT

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@nprofile…d73q you already know that i strive to keep the GNU/presence on my compoopers as close to 0% as possible

2026-01-15 14:00:41 GMT

i HATE that the nvim community is filled to the fuarrrking brim with asshole reddit techbros UGHHH

2026-01-08 21:03:05 GMT

ahh yes , modern unix
if [ -x "$(which nvim)" ]; then
alias vi='nvim --clean "+set notermguicolors" "+colorscheme default"'
alias ex='nvim --clean -e "+set notermguicolors" "+colorscheme default"'
alias view='nvim --clean -R "+set notermguicolors" "+colorscheme default"'
fi

2026-01-04 23:27:49 GMT

what js this diddyblud doin on tje wormdelicious is blud sandy loam

2026-01-04 10:24:15 GMT

if you cant compile it with gcc its proprietary

2025-12-25 23:36:33 GMT

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@nprofile…g90e i would too but then i remember pernia exists

2025-12-24 19:45:49 GMT

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@nprofile…g90e @nprofile…c2yc sweaty chuds . thats what most men are . jiggly sweaty incel chuds

2025-12-24 19:42:25 GMT

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@nprofile…c2yc amy is straight she doesnt want hot women ive tried many times :/

2025-12-20 23:19:59 GMT

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@nprofile…s9fz ive been thinking abt blocking the salon for good instead of just blocking media tbqh

2025-12-19 23:55:24 GMT

hi !! please boost i rlly care abt this <3 🔁
netflix is soon gonna take She-Ra , a queer friendly show for children and adults , off the platform . this is of course very sad and made me ask myself : how do i rip from netflix ?
i know i could simply find a torrent but i might want to download different audio tracks , for example
so, tl;dr : how to rip from netflix 2026 real no scam (reddit) ??

2025-12-19 20:35:24 GMT

might genuinely make an xmpp client because im getting pissed

2025-12-18 22:57:54 GMT

> video titled “why zig is better than rust”
> compares idiomatic zig good practices to rust code that nobody would write ever

2025-12-15 10:47:13 GMT

the standard library literally contains the only good rust code that has ever been written ok theres my controversial take now tear me to pieces

2025-12-07 17:06:10 GMT

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@nprofile…6wnw in the future socks will be called ai socks despite them being regular socks

2025-12-07 17:05:03 GMT

dude why tf is it called a webcam is it just a weird remnant of the dot com bubble are we gonna have the same kind of thing w ai

2025-12-07 11:24:56 GMT

ill be VERY surprised if bun is still MIT in 3 years

2025-12-06 12:41:32 GMT

we need to make more electrons

2025-12-05 07:48:52 GMT

lowk most 2025 emacs users would genuinely be better off with vscode

2025-12-05 07:43:33 GMT

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@nprofile…6wnw text editors should live ina text interfacr
vimscript sucks , luckily theres lua in nvim

2025-12-05 07:38:39 GMT

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@nprofile…6wnw the humble vim :

2025-12-04 11:48:30 GMT

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@nprofile…ea7y it is not proprietary in any way , it is a p2p file sharing network