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2026-08-28 18:10:08 GMT

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holy shit get loomered idiot
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2026-08-28 17:49:21 GMT

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i hope he goes pro se again

2026-08-28 17:47:46 GMT

what a time to be alive
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2026-08-25 19:19:04 GMT

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building an elaborate nozzle bypass system so i can print in place the thing i’ve always wanted, a spool of filament

2026-08-20 12:34:15 GMT

The Hugo Chavez-Marx split is one for the history books
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2026-06-23 23:13:42 GMT

mormons have their own alphabet in unicode? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deseret_(Unicode_block)

2026-04-28 12:09:27 GMT

hello i work at cnn, we are working diligently to find out what has changed over the past several months.
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2026-03-03 22:19:58 GMT

We are Ali Khamenei
We carry the flame

2026-02-26 19:23:38 GMT

“My antenna goes up when things like that happen,” Dimon told analysts during a call on Tuesday. “And I probably shouldn’t say this, but when you see one cockroach, there are probably more… Everyone should be forewarned on this.”
this is gonna be in history books isn’t it
https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/16/business/jamie-dimon-us-economy-cockroaches

2026-02-20 14:05:14 GMT

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nyc is really making compliance hard on this stuff. A 15 mph ebike rule where the rest of the country has a 20mph class 1 and 2 system. Now pedal bikes are supposed to hold a 15 mph speed limit? I don’t have a speedo visible ever on my bike, but i know that i quite casually exceed this speed at times on rides. Now to bike in central park i’m expected to strap a phone to my handlebars to make sure im not exceeding the speed limit?

2026-02-11 22:03:28 GMT

> Did you know?
Adblockers actually block more than ads. Our content will not display properly if you use an adblocker.
whatever freak shit you are doing that is getting blocked by my add blocker should also be blocked lol

2026-01-29 12:07:18 GMT

when you export passwords from firefox, remember to change the file name from passwords.csv to NOTpasswords.csv for security

2026-01-28 17:52:49 GMT

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i guess the self appointed trust and safety lead for the whole fediverse has a vested interest in the universal fediverse experience with everyone following the same rules, but that just ain’t what this place is.

2026-01-28 17:48:24 GMT

i know it’s kinda true, but it kinda isn’t. there is not one fediverse, there are 1000 different microcosms that interact (or, crucially, don’t) with each other. it’s a feature and i hate that the fediverse boosters think it isn’t

2026-01-12 13:58:34 GMT

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i reached my destination at 96 miles so i still haven’t done a century yet, which is a bit annoying tbh

2026-01-12 13:55:10 GMT

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i will say on my longest single day i did kinda just decide to lay down and someone had to make me eat something before i was back at it around 6 hours in. it is hard to want to eat enough during

2026-01-09 19:54:59 GMT

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i suppose you won’t get caught training if you hide away indoors to do it

2026-01-09 14:18:16 GMT

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im not sure that many cyclists are riding for “training efficiency”. like unless you’re racing regularly you probably just ride a bike because it’s nice to ride a bike. I can believe that absolute training efficiency can be improved, but that just isn’t a meaningful metric to the vast majority of people

2026-01-09 14:10:14 GMT

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according to coffee geography magazine:
> Prior to Alexa Plus, issuing a voice command for a pre-programmed coffee routine via standard Alexa was a relatively reliable affair. Now, the more advanced assistant has shown moments of confusion, failing to consistently execute a basic coffee order. This hiccup underscores a broader industry challenge: while next-gen AI assistants boast vast potential for complex, conversational interaction, they can ironically stumble over the straightforward, programmed commands that defined earlier smart home tech.

2026-01-09 14:07:00 GMT

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bosch insists their “ai barista” is already popular?!

2025-11-16 22:38:52 GMT

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softbank also dumped their entire nvda position, but in classic masayoshi son style, did so to put more money into openAI

2025-10-21 20:35:34 GMT

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the semi-fungible token is rotating in my head now. all the drawbacks of nfts without any of the novelty of uniqueness

2025-10-17 12:26:39 GMT

who could ever guess the identity of the submersible expert the feds interviewed
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2025-10-16 18:42:20 GMT

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looking up 1984 in the card catalogue

2025-09-16 17:50:30 GMT

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if only there were some kinda warning that you post long threads in your bio

2025-08-06 17:51:14 GMT

adobe, the team behind most of the industry standard design software, believes that the reason i haven’t asked the ai assistant to summarize my pdfs is because the popup was too small

2025-07-30 17:10:52 GMT

accept some imitations, it’s fine actually

2025-07-30 16:38:47 GMT

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i was shocked anyone wanted to buy it back then, let alone still buy/sell it today
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2025-07-30 16:37:16 GMT

my shirt got bootlegged?!

2025-05-19 13:23:59 GMT

i found a good gif
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2025-03-30 06:16:08 GMT

holy shit youtube completely got rid of "don't recommend this channel again". it decided i wanted to see a livestream of ai music slop and all i can do is thumbs down it

2025-02-15 11:48:23 GMT

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i'm extremely skeptical of in-wheel motors for EVs in that weight range. Unsprung weight is generally a bad thing in the real world. "20 times faster independent wheel control" i'm not sure how that is even a meaningful improvement. The lordstown motors endurance tried to do it. Aptera is trying as well, but they are a lot lighter and have aerodynamic reasons to justify it

2025-01-20 15:33:59 GMT

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I'm not super dialed into those applications and specific needs but i think krita is the typical answer for that application

2025-01-20 15:01:16 GMT

i might go buy a sheet of stamps lol https://news.usps.com/2025/01/17/love-is-in-the-air-and-on-a-stamp/

2025-01-16 16:35:58 GMT

amtrak usa rail pass is on sale for $300 if anyone wants to ride a bunch of trains

2024-12-05 12:42:44 GMT

hey @npub1tk7…0m5c i just disabled siri “learning from” the app, alongside all my other apps. is is possible for you to get apple to not enable this by default, and do you know anything about the nature of the data gathered?
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2024-10-15 17:52:26 GMT

what’s the etiquette on adopting an open source project originally maintained solely by someone who’s passed away? is this a thing we’ve already developed a social code for?

2024-10-14 12:01:12 GMT

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i haven’t tried these, but am quite a fan of the third eye clip on glasses mirror. it’s much more stable than helmet mounted. moving the mirror inboard means a much more substantial amount you must turn your head to see behind, which means it’ll work when you use it intentionally but have limited application for passively improving your awareness. Which could be fine depending on what you want out of it

2024-10-11 21:04:02 GMT

i find you, mario mario, guilty of being italian
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2024-09-16 11:48:00 GMT

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i feel like road dot cc has forgotten what it means to “disrupt”. a £485 cycle computer isn’t disrupting anything, it’s just like, marginally cheaper than a current high end garmin. You can get a 1040 around this price right now

2024-09-06 13:21:21 GMT

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I spent a lot of time working with people on what i think makes a good saddle but in the end it requires they try it out and find out that it works for them. If i were working in a bike shop again id love to have one of those memory foam sit bone measuring devices, then a small fleet of loner saddles. Cheap ones in representative shapes, you pay just above at-cost to “rent” it until you come back to buy a new one and get 100% of the rental cost applied to your new saddle.

2024-09-06 13:10:50 GMT

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the brands i have bought from have all had pretty “generalized” shape saddles that seem to work for me. It’s really hard to get people onto the right saddle unless they know what works for them coming in the door. Then again, maybe i simply don’t have the same experience as others, since i’m somewhere in the range that oem saddles tend to fit well. At least on higher end stuff, department store bikes tend to have vile saddles

2024-09-04 14:30:47 GMT

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i cannot rule it out, i’ve seen loose peacocks in eastern ohio. wikipedia seems to disagree but what do they know?

2024-09-04 14:24:08 GMT

police asked the peacock guy about the loose peafowl in town. “I dunno it wasn’t me” he said, sweating profusely
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2024-08-31 12:23:43 GMT

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“this painting took about 5 months to complete”
i bet he’s so mad that news kept happening

2024-08-31 11:34:05 GMT

moral of the story: there was a sewer man
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2024-08-27 12:13:18 GMT

when the front bottoms said “I will keep you posted, the same way you keep me posted” they were referring to the sacred bond between instance admin and user

2024-06-19 20:25:31 GMT

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i think it went through now? now i’m anxious about it

2024-06-19 19:29:51 GMT

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the mailer daemon message went to my spam box too?

2024-06-19 19:28:35 GMT

my email to a gmail user got bounced on account of 550-5.7.25 PTR record problems? what’s up with that @npub1tk7…0m5c

2024-03-09 01:51:19 GMT

No guys, I made it better i swear
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2024-03-08 23:10:37 GMT

On One Wheel, the now defunct quarterly unicycling publication by the Unicycling Society of America, claimed that someone named Ben Dova survived the Hindenburg by fast rope descent for most of the way to the ground before gravity did the rest. Can't be real, right? Well
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Dova

2024-01-18 19:35:35 GMT

“Don’t tell mastodon dot social but i’m steppin’ out on their asses” -Nicolás Maduro
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2023-09-28 12:20:41 GMT

The buzzfeed news article about the raspberry pi cop is still so funny. “I think there are people out there intent on perpetuating a culture war on Mastodon. And I’m not sure their motives are necessarily benign.”
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/chrisstokelwalker/raspberry-pi-hired-ex-cop-mastodon-controversy

2023-08-02 17:18:16 GMT

Tankie is short for tankerchief