Wiz

Tsundere enjoyer, admin of all things tsundere.love. Asuka is my wife.

🔗 bridged from [email protected] (fediverse)

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Last Notes

2026-10-28 03:43:08 GMT

Looks like we had to redo a few settings post patch. Test Jost
https://tsundere.love/media/7c/69/a0/7c69a04f680c8242698bd2f946ad781ee4dc7656934889d7e21f4621656f07e1.mp4

2026-10-16 21:08:26 GMT

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@npub1z42…0aam you're invited to lick my unwiped asshole

2026-10-16 21:07:11 GMT

The best thing you can be is consistent
pic of the daughter-wife unrelated
https://tsundere.love/media/3644b100-4f34-428b-9b63-0b7b33f4707a/image.png

2026-10-14 17:43:37 GMT

We need a Middle of Lidil Fedi Posts for amazingly, impressively poor quality but not objectively bad fedi posts

2026-10-13 16:01:42 GMT

I could go for a session of having my penis touched by a nice lady
https://tsundere.love/media/1a9e1c63-bdb3-40fb-9a27-ceaccf57ec27/illust_150822099_20261013_110101.webp

2026-10-13 15:01:37 GMT

This is the first update in 2 years that has run like it is supposed to.
https://tsundere.love/media/12aed6d1-9be1-4abf-8b1f-1243348986f8/image.png

2026-10-13 14:37:07 GMT

Not now, Kitten. Daddy's beating the hypervisor like a cheap whore (your mother)
https://tsundere.love/media/42d7fd84-f08c-4889-9b3b-22a7075ec779/image.png

2026-10-13 06:28:44 GMT

My stomach is trying to leave my body
https://tsundere.love/media/b0d0eb48-52e3-4c77-8f43-1b19b92bab2d/illust_150742528_20261013_012744.webp

2026-10-12 13:36:19 GMT

This game looks like some kind of racist fever dream made real.
Gang warfare set in Chicago with game modes like "chain snatch" and "turf war".
https://tsundere.love/media/943c16a8-61e5-4158-86a4-33d73ba8a593/image.png

2026-10-12 06:45:49 GMT

Cracked open the last beer.
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2026-10-11 22:43:55 GMT

My 1.5 week grocery bill was $218.
In other news, I'm radicalized
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2026-10-11 22:09:44 GMT

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@npub185s…v26c holy fuck

2026-10-11 00:15:49 GMT

It's been a while, so, time to post about tummy hort
https://tsundere.love/media/028310c8-d27b-435c-9d20-3afcc13052a6/illust_150662666_20261010_191541.webp

2026-10-10 16:46:02 GMT

Apparently Tsundere is hosted in a data center now, because fucking FedEx didn't deliver OVERNIGHT SHIPPING because the "business is closed". It's fucking residential you fucking troglodyte

2026-10-09 21:31:24 GMT

Bad news for the TL, Theorytoe remembered his password

2026-10-09 20:20:50 GMT

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2026-10-09 20:07:06 GMT

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@npub1sr9…l2qw @npub1mzf…96zv women don't have a penis by definition

2026-10-09 19:46:53 GMT

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@npub1mzf…96zv @npub1sr9…l2qw you're easily one of the top 5 hottest chicks on Fedi, given as there are 3.

2026-10-09 19:26:00 GMT

I will never be "used to" being a SME, but I take solace in the fact that those who came before me were mostly retarded so the bar is rather low
https://tsundere.love/media/e1152fd2-9f45-4022-ae53-7d6080ab3d09/illust_150653452_20261009_142508.webp

2026-10-09 18:36:11 GMT

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@npub1sr9…l2qw @npub1mzf…96zv crab pot mentality. It's also why they encourage others to make themselves uglier.

2026-10-09 18:28:08 GMT

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@npub1mzf…96zv ah, yes, therapy. Very real and helpful

2026-10-09 17:39:07 GMT

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@npub1fdt…uwwr yes

2026-10-09 14:54:20 GMT

I traded in my Slop for Slop. Is it less slop?
These people never learn
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2026-10-09 14:51:17 GMT

@semi2021 I believe this might be AI after careful observation

2026-10-09 00:21:50 GMT

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@npub1eu5…p7px I think you'll do just fine here. Welcome

2026-10-08 22:05:14 GMT

Well, do I have some GREAT news for you humiliation fetishists: we're in the GREAT CENTURY OF HUMILIATION
https://tsundere.love/media/94045fa8-d53d-4f4d-9020-e756bdc7c045/3d49a929d29401011bd9c08f25756253f8d8c95cdeb9df49842b09c11f179270.mp4

2026-10-08 15:18:18 GMT

@diu13131 Sensei is very interested in game design

2026-10-08 15:14:30 GMT

:limbrul:
https://tsundere.love/media/8811a809-ac44-4b16-87f0-12c56006b2a8/FB_IMG_1791472457545.webp

2026-10-08 15:11:44 GMT

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@npub1hnp…az0y I think a "childhood doctor" is called a therapist

2026-10-08 15:05:05 GMT

le Reddit echo chamber is just as bad as making one anywhere else. You should always have ideas you disagree with be in your media consumption. As an added benefit, you'll know who to call a nigger when the mood strikes.
https://tsundere.love/media/41e55f52-b9ce-446a-b126-456240c93efd/illust_150610547_20261008_100314.webp

2026-10-07 18:58:10 GMT

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@npub1trn…ajr8 contrary to popular belief, consuming an entire bottle of orange Jaeger won't give your car an IRL powerup

2026-10-07 18:51:59 GMT

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@npub1trn…ajr8 the car certainly handles like you're already drunk

2026-10-07 17:52:41 GMT

https://onlyusemebla.de/VegasRun/

2026-10-07 13:15:28 GMT

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@npub1z6n…tufj @npub1mzf…96zv I can simplify that even further to "I need to restart TFF"

2026-10-06 21:50:29 GMT

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@npub1mzf…96zv @npub1z6n…tufj well, you've lost me there. On my corner of the internet Lilith is a post-transition name, and I'm guessing that's not what you're going for.
So, uh,
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2026-10-06 21:42:45 GMT

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I can't even be mad, I'm impressed. A bunch of people claiming advanced pattern recognition and they just bit on a hook with no bait on it.

2026-10-06 21:35:03 GMT

daily reminder to absolutely gatekeep the fuck out of tourists
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2026-10-06 21:32:31 GMT

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mf's falling for bait at an industrial scale
https://tsundere.love/media/bc216af1-24b6-4867-9a49-592b31b17059/image.png

2026-10-06 20:09:38 GMT

Did you hear that the Knights of the Nine are gathering.... HOLY RELICS?

2026-10-06 17:59:44 GMT

Panko already covered Paris a year and a half ago
https://tsundere.love/media/5ed23294-8cdb-476f-9175-db57d43f21de/Panko_Paris.mp4

2026-10-06 17:52:14 GMT

Pro: no longer sneezing my head off
Con: Benadryl coma during the workday
https://tsundere.love/media/f3ce40e8-d6c7-4a3f-829e-7b23c3b5ed5c/150525575_p0.png

2026-10-06 15:15:12 GMT

@MuhDindu (((4 teens)))

2026-10-06 14:49:39 GMT

Allergies are kicking my ass
https://tsundere.love/media/c5a0b1ac-52ca-41c0-95ca-95ac151679f3/150497858_p0.png

2026-10-05 23:55:56 GMT

@henyachan what the series is actually good for

2026-10-05 23:39:36 GMT

Good news!
https://tsundere.love/media/90cd0119-2bb7-417c-8aa3-7b467afa9266/FB_IMG_1791243560018.webp

2026-10-05 21:54:48 GMT

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oh, in that case, you are wrong by virtue of trying to compare the best work of all of anime to anything related to meduka

2026-10-05 21:52:09 GMT

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you're gonna have to specify, because I don't acknowledge anything after EoE

2026-10-05 21:28:42 GMT

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Sure, it's on Nyaa, but no one is asking if it's good.

2026-10-05 15:23:00 GMT

Not now kitten, Daddy's got to meet impossibly short corporate deadlines
https://tsundere.love/media/b84c6be7-b8a8-4b8b-a5f6-34a61ac32a97/illust_150504517_20261005_102236.webp

2026-10-04 02:13:09 GMT

Well, despite the attempted murder, I survived. Will be limping home on reduced braking, but that's tomorrow's problem. This place is wild, but it's fun.
https://tsundere.love/media/bf8143d8-421f-45c4-a93b-1ab3007904a0/illust_150421250_20261003_211153.webp

2026-10-03 14:56:02 GMT

A buddy called this "War in the Woods for circuit racing" and I think he's absolutely right. Track hates you, actively tries to kill you, and it's so much fucking fun.
10/10 would risk death again (and will)
https://tsundere.love/media/c9ea6ae6-0661-47c5-85f2-a3b8fd6bbf4d/illust_149580478_20261003_095453.webp

2026-10-03 13:12:41 GMT

Day 1/2 at the car killer track. Let's see if we get to drive home or not.
https://tsundere.love/media/850003ad-93b9-4491-9260-3f196994325a/illust_149990951_20261003_081159.webp

2026-10-03 02:53:02 GMT

You don't understand, I NEED to use the limited bandwidth to tell internet strangers I'm going to bed. Suya..
https://tsundere.love/media/0f488f11-e288-46ce-abd0-e50e0cc399dc/illust_150368423_20261002_213952.webp

2026-10-02 23:14:28 GMT

>be in BFE
>Find a diner open 24 hours and serves breakfast all day
We're gonna make it

2026-10-02 17:41:02 GMT

I love needing to make life plans around people not being able to drive in the rain
https://tsundere.love/media/122a0acc-f93e-46cb-b41a-7629fa4ef50c/illust_150378123_20261002_124032.webp

2026-10-01 23:17:21 GMT

Getting featured on BFP about hating Madoka has bee one of the worst things to happen to my timeline
https://tsundere.love/media/b2414b29-e197-48da-8bc3-4ba9c6e50919/image.png

2026-10-01 21:38:03 GMT

This might have been the worst snapshot and patch cycle that wasn't ultimately destructive.
Should be settled back down now.
https://tsundere.love/media/c54d9c5c-28d6-4abe-8a20-07d31c060f30/150323404_p0.jpg

2026-10-01 21:19:12 GMT

If you're ever using Tsundere and it just shoots 500's out the ass, we're either running a scheduled backup or are moments away from complete and total collapse. It's like a neat little choose your own adventure
https://tsundere.love/media/f5448e5f-4855-4ccc-8049-129991295fbf/150304761_p0.png

2026-10-01 21:09:12 GMT

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@npub1fdt…uwwr while you may have two choices, even your beloved clanker knows you have to buy GTA5 to get your foot in the door
https://tsundere.love/media/33ccdc70-d5ee-481d-8635-521d0d2f7559/image.png

2026-10-01 21:02:39 GMT

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@npub1hyx…myrn @npub1h0p…xq42 oi vey

2026-10-01 21:02:07 GMT

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@npub1meg…tczr my condolences

2026-10-01 20:43:23 GMT

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@npub1h0p…xq42 oh, right, I forgot to add that I've never played a single Zelda game. Ever.

2026-10-01 20:42:34 GMT

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@npub1fdt…uwwr If 5 could be separated from GTA Online, I could tolerate it

2026-10-01 20:28:38 GMT

I have never consumed any books, movies, or games adjacent to the Harry Potter franchise and I am objectively a better person for it
https://tsundere.love/media/744406af-ead9-4037-a87b-6a02116f6cd0/image.png

2026-10-01 17:28:20 GMT

>weather penis is going to fuck my race
GFD, I shitpost too close to the sun again

2026-10-01 14:36:02 GMT

Feliz Jueves, my survivors of Jewish tricks
https://tsundere.love/media/8b3304e2-d51b-4f9a-849c-8f6583535a90/illust_150178436_20261001_093540.webp

2026-10-01 13:32:03 GMT

A pilot too stubborn to die, a dentist, and a plumber just averted war on a scale when have not seen since WW2
https://tsundere.love/media/0fa6c108-fcc5-4bd3-98dd-916410c7b196/667c88be3b76e8e03385ddd1e641386e.webp

2026-09-30 22:20:51 GMT

I've taken two shits today with this consistency
https://tsundere.love/media/765879c4-fc2a-4a02-bbc6-c95d8c0ba70b/image.webp

2026-09-30 21:47:00 GMT

Database queries aren't fucking AI you salesman troglodyte
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2026-09-30 21:12:09 GMT

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@npub1f4u…r407 @npub1zmx…8e9j is this true?

2026-09-30 20:50:54 GMT

The rain from the Severe Weather Penis has arrived. Not expecting issues, but if we go down the biblical flood they predicted probably happened
https://tsundere.love/media/e3f44637-8fb8-4e77-b4ce-931d4a9551f3/illust_150303100_20260930_155001.webp

2026-09-30 15:46:48 GMT

Not terribly fond of business politics
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2026-09-30 14:16:38 GMT

If you buy a sex toy, I need you to leave a review. I need to know if this will take you to a new plane of existence and leave your toes curled for 48 hours, or if it feels like trying to shove a sausage through a silicone cheese grater
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2026-09-29 23:48:36 GMT

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@npub1ggw…l7nq who I'm in bed with? That spot is accepting applicants

2026-09-29 23:45:56 GMT

Building a nice car won't get you a single ounce of female attention, but the boys appreciate it, and that's what matters.

2026-09-29 20:09:46 GMT

I need to know if Poast has added :koronebless: back yet
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2026-09-29 19:13:13 GMT

It's like I just know when the TL needs me sometimes
https://tsundere.love/media/6caec5c5-354e-4f7b-8482-8d8668082e54/image.png

2026-09-29 16:27:01 GMT

Guy I work with is the step dad who stepped up, married into 2 kids that aren't his.
Also, in completely unrelated news, he told me his doctor says he has concerningly low testosterone.
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2026-09-29 14:55:23 GMT

today is gonna be hella gay, isn't it
https://tsundere.love/media/343a74a0-60fa-4acf-bec4-464b86203766/149990388_p4.jpg

2026-09-29 01:48:18 GMT

Hey, uh, question. Multiple questions actually
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2026-09-28 22:08:21 GMT

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@npub1fdt…uwwr from the BIOS to the C, the GNU/Boot shall be free!

2026-09-28 22:07:04 GMT

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@npub1fdt…uwwr I specifically got an image where the screen wasn't on to imply an OS choice

2026-09-28 22:05:26 GMT

This is porn to a certain kind of person (T460)
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2026-09-28 21:56:43 GMT

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@npub1ggw…l7nq I'm not sure how I feel about Cyber Jonny. It lacks the pure chaos of the original

2026-09-28 21:54:19 GMT

Matty in the morning: Making the mother of all omelets here, Jack (and fretting over every egg)
Matty, CoB: going to war over some gui shit

2026-09-28 21:35:36 GMT

Name a more iconic pairing than broke people and food delivery. (excluding general credit card debt)

2026-09-28 21:21:47 GMT

To the diaspora that found their way back home, I have one question:
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2026-09-28 20:16:16 GMT

I think I should make this mandatory viewing before you can make an account here https://video.tsundere.love/w/fD95x6RzMafofcdyigTWdf

2026-09-28 18:57:45 GMT

I don't know why I've had maids in the feed when I'm fighting for my life on the shitter. Someone interpret my Pixiv tarot
https://tsundere.love/media/c8b10485-dc93-4426-bf70-cb94471ccb13/illust_150233591_20260928_135609.webp

2026-09-28 16:50:20 GMT

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@npub1je4…pqlp @npub126u…vqs4 you know, it's weird I've seen you post this more than once.

2026-09-28 04:49:33 GMT

All good things must come to an end, including the weekend
https://tsundere.love/media/b8ad7bc3-2b0f-439e-9f6e-52116ce20ba6/illust_150186945_20260927_234906.webp

2026-09-26 22:44:47 GMT

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you should just kill yourself because you've encountered a mild inconvenience

2026-09-26 21:39:16 GMT

early-mid 30's dude breaks up with long term gf
gets new rebound partner
she's pregnant in under 4 months
Don't do this shit.
https://tsundere.love/media/79084de7-4f05-42b1-993b-01848c9cbe73/image.png

2026-09-26 05:54:12 GMT

Turns out I'm still pretty good at Beat Saber, nearly 3 years later. Also, good use of time babysitting a file server migration
https://tsundere.love/media/7946a1f3-5337-4a1e-a849-006b2fd2377a/image.png

2026-09-26 01:23:21 GMT

While I'm absolutely not conceding the tournament, I am in the market for a good Jelly PFP, possibly wearing a BK crown, for a gimmick account I run
https://tsundere.love/media/8567cda4-2271-4f57-ba71-98046fc48b90/image.png

2026-09-25 17:57:17 GMT

🔨 because :pipe: isn't a thing
https://tsundere.love/media/f009f3f4-d487-4664-8522-43f399fca2d1/FB_IMG_1790358932975.webp

2026-09-25 17:35:10 GMT

Sometimes I use some amazing pun on a FOID and she just hits me back with that SSRI stare and I am reminded to not throw pearls before swine
https://tsundere.love/media/7c05e077-88c5-41c9-8462-200261091e19/illust_150106308_20260925_123410.webp

2026-09-25 14:03:41 GMT

@cars_on_minds Super Snake is what the Mrs calls it

2026-09-25 03:28:17 GMT

Really wish storage was cheaper so I could get more & better so we didn't just shoot 500's out the ass every snapshot
https://tsundere.love/media/46ec6d9c-e3ca-49d9-801d-c27334a2eb04/image.png

2026-09-25 00:55:14 GMT

I just gave the admin who hosted me while Poast was down a nice hand job. What have YOU done?