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2026-10-12 07:42:06 GMT

POSETTE Talk Recap - Postgres Isn't Slow. Your Storage Is
https://clickhouse.com/blog/posette-talk-recap-postgres-isnt-slow-your-storage-is
#PostgreSQL

2026-06-28 19:00:40 GMT

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@nprofile…vf35 You're going straight to Dante's Tiramisu Circle 😂 @nprofile…f02f

2026-03-25 09:10:18 GMT

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@nprofile…vf35 Keep the spirit 👊🏻 This shitty situation will make a hell of an anecdote in one of your future blog posts 🙂

2026-03-25 08:36:37 GMT

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@nprofile…vf35 "The FTTC is still down" Book a nice hotel with a nice internet connection, surprise your wife, and have a nice "long weekend" 🤗

2026-03-20 22:21:06 GMT

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@nprofile…vf35 That golden antenna in the middle looks really exotic 😄

2026-03-19 09:52:19 GMT

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@nprofile…vf35
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/116/255/223/628/112/320/original/9755528fe4e86361.mp4

2026-03-10 18:04:01 GMT

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@nprofile…vf35 So, what's the surprise inside?

2026-03-05 13:31:56 GMT

Lunchtime with a friend 😆
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/116/176/793/112/037/036/original/8f394f86a7383f59.jpg

2026-02-24 19:26:05 GMT

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@nprofile…vf35 oh f**** it, we all have a bad day from time to time, what matters is the frequency 🤗

2026-02-24 06:57:25 GMT

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@nprofile…vf35 🖖🏻
https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/@ricardo/116124299165253344

2026-02-24 06:56:25 GMT

Good morning 🎶
https://song.link/y/xUNqsfFUwhY

2026-02-22 08:05:40 GMT

HTTP/3 on FreeBSD: Getting QUIC Working with nginx in a Bastille Jail | Larvitz Blog
https://blog.hofstede.it/http3-on-freebsd-getting-quic-working-with-nginx-in-a-bastille-jail/
#freebsd #bastilleBSD

2026-02-20 14:59:26 GMT

Remind me again, why is the fake child/women porn generator Grok *not* already banned in the EU, and Europe? 🤔
#grok #x #elonmusk #eu #europe @nprofile…fu0r

2026-02-19 16:05:50 GMT

Fully functional installer for a usable Desktop config
https://github.com/alfonsosiciliano/kde-installer-dialogs/blob/main/cft.md
https://github.com/FreeBSDFoundation/proj-laptop/issues/25
#freebsd #kde

2026-01-26 12:51:52 GMT

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@nprofile…mhrg It drowned in a black coffee. Don't try to recover the body, it’s gone 😆

2026-01-23 14:35:40 GMT

Yeah, it's Friday, bitches! What could possibly go wrong? 😆
#backup #backup #backup
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2026-01-23 09:08:01 GMT

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@nprofile…vf35 ... by snail mail, because fax is so unreliable 🤷🏻

2025-12-22 22:03:51 GMT

"Under 300TB..."
Spotify investigates data breach, after pirate group claims it ‘scraped’ its music library | Euronews
https://www.euronews.com/next/2025/12/22/spotify-investigates-data-breach-after-pirate-group-claims-it-scraped-its-music-library

2025-10-29 17:36:17 GMT

Big Tech spending on Brussels lobbying hits record high, report claims | Euronews
https://www.euronews.com/next/2025/10/29/big-tech-spending-on-brussels-lobbying-hits-record-high-report-claims
#eu #europe #transparency #meta #microsoft #apple #tech

2025-10-25 08:28:02 GMT

Remembering the Olivetti Programma 101, 25/10/1965
#history #technology #computers
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2025-10-15 09:38:24 GMT

Tell me how your day's going ...
Actually, let me go first 😂
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2025-10-09 09:10:53 GMT

I have to catch up on Distributed File Systems (DFS) on FreeBSD. Where should I start? Last time I checked, my usual suspects were Ceph, GlusterFS, and MooseFS. The focus is fault tolerance; concurrency and performance are secondary 🤔

2025-09-10 17:03:57 GMT

Shout out to pandoc 3.8
https://pandoc.org/
https://github.com/jgm/pandoc/releases/tag/3.8
#pandoc #markup #typst

2025-09-10 14:42:10 GMT

This simple blood test could revolutionise Alzheimer’s diagnosis, say UK researchers
https://www.euronews.com/health/2025/09/10/this-simple-blood-test-could-revolutionise-alzheimers-diagnosis-say-uk-researchers

2025-09-07 10:41:07 GMT

Client: The IT department at our headquarters has reviewed your report and insists that you must include a dual ISP failover setup.
-- At the address of your new offices? Over fiber? That doesn’t make any sense.
Client: Look "kid", we’re a big corporation with offices all over the world, we know exactly what we're doing and what we need. If you're not capable of delivering, we have no problem finding someone who is.
-- (5 seconds pause) No problem. It’s been a pleasure working with you.
Now let’s wait and see how long it takes them to realize that in the part of the city where they’ve chosen to open the branch, there’s only one ISP with its own infrastructure, and all the others piggyback on that same one.

2025-09-04 16:57:06 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/115/147/081/174/402/261/original/d492fb47d3980301.mp4

2025-09-04 14:39:14 GMT

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@nprofile…sskn I believe @nprofile…4r49 is talking about a server side check that compares the email's envelope sender against the from header.
This is nice, but a capable email client should also be able to display or list both fields.
@nprofile…sr9k

2025-09-04 14:19:42 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k All jokes aside, wouldn’t a proper accounting department question an unscheduled or unbudgeted expense just because the invoice says "pay now", specially without any warning? 🤔

2025-09-04 14:00:03 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k That's only dangerous if a potential victim has 20k spare change laying around 😆

2025-08-27 13:11:43 GMT

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Thank you @nprofile…sr9k !

2025-08-27 10:51:56 GMT

Joined Aug 27, 2024 @bsd.cafe 🖖
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/115/100/342/630/620/909/original/6d9804ec30c1786d.mp4

2025-08-26 08:13:42 GMT

The worst part? It's the growing loss of trust in @nprofile…4kmp, driven by a dangerous slide into proposals like "Chat Control" and their dystopian approach to age verification which, laughably, would require a Google a/o Apple-approved device and account.
Data, service sovereignty, my ass.
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/08/google-will-block-sideloading-of-unverified-android-apps-starting-next-year
#alphabet #google #android #eu #europe #privacy

2025-08-25 19:23:41 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k @nprofile…zq5f
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/115/091/034/440/319/180/original/8341da3e549aaefb.mp4

2025-08-25 10:37:58 GMT

pgAdmin 4 v9.7 Released
https://www.postgresql.org/about/news/pgadmin-4-v97-released-3120/
pgAdmin4 is not available through ports on FreeBSD, but can be jailed and installed via
https://pypi.org/project/pgadmin4/
#database #postgresql

2025-08-25 09:42:03 GMT

Happy Monday!
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/115/088/733/001/505/542/original/c7e72d120665ad12.mp4

2025-08-19 20:55:15 GMT

Shocked!™ 😅
https://www.binarly.io/blog/persistent-risk-xz-utils-backdoor-still-lurking-in-docker-images
#docker #security

2025-08-19 18:32:27 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k The only real incentive for me was to test JMAP, but I don't like putting all my eggs in one basket. As for the support, you know my opinion: If you support Docker, you should at least offer clean and portable code for other platforms 🤷‍♂️
@nprofile…luc4

2025-08-19 16:52:45 GMT

Oh, so @nprofile…luc4 finally doesn't support *BSD. Sad, anyway ...

2025-08-19 16:44:53 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k @nprofile…z05u The week is not over yet 😅

2025-08-19 16:43:40 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k @nprofile…z05u The only unsurprising things are the comments 🤷‍♂️

2025-08-19 15:39:06 GMT

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🖖

2025-08-19 13:12:08 GMT

A planetarium for your terminal! 🤗
https://www.freshports.org/astro/astroterm/

2025-08-18 14:38:54 GMT

"If you work from home, you might go multiple days without speaking to another human being, but there are downsides too"
#endgame
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2025-08-15 22:39:28 GMT

Workaround to bootstrap bookworm
"Couldn't find these debs: usr-is-merged"
https://github.com/BastilleBSD/bastille/pull/1123/commits/ee45bc383e28ef324363697b334366e52e65941e
#bastillebsd

2025-08-15 17:37:32 GMT

Bookmarking here as well 🖖
https://github.com/AlchemillaHQ/Sylve
#freebsd

2025-08-14 19:30:35 GMT

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
https://george-orwell.org/1984/6.html

2025-08-13 17:42:51 GMT

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Don't cheat @nprofile…sr9k !
Those are the easy-to-skin watermelons 🤔
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/115/022/676/805/895/010/original/e345b637fa2c0bac.png

2025-08-13 17:01:32 GMT

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Omg @nprofile…t4qe, you're onboard Theseus' ship! 🫣😉

2025-08-12 19:26:55 GMT

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@nprofile…7dm2 He still holds a quiet place in his heart where wonder lingers :verified:
@nprofile…76a9 @nprofile…sr9k

2025-08-12 18:04:58 GMT

Looking for a decent show with a similar vibe to Mr. Robot (2015–2019), any recommendations? 🤔

2025-08-11 19:28:26 GMT

Timely reminder ✌️
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/115/011/652/321/717/513/original/a3cb5174a54b83cf.jpeg

2025-08-09 17:48:44 GMT

One of the advantages of using vim is that you can finish typing most of your rants with :q!
... and loop as many times needed /s
#vim #neovim #therapy

2025-08-09 15:53:12 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k Was that a US Robotics? 🫣

2025-08-08 07:51:30 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k vineyard problems? ☺️

2025-07-31 13:56:26 GMT

RIP Gordi 😞
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/114/948/170/554/539/897/original/df0af01280ea77d9.jpg

2025-07-31 13:42:50 GMT

Internet exchange points are critical, but ignored
https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/31/ixp_resilience_call/
#it #networking #isp

2025-07-30 10:34:16 GMT

32 years young, Common Desktop Environment lands on OpenBSD 🤗

2025-07-25 13:11:42 GMT

Microsoft exec admits it 'cannot guarantee' data sovereignty
https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/25/microsoft_admits_it_cannot_guarantee/
#microsoft #europe

2025-07-21 13:05:51 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k My blood sugar level 🙈

2025-07-18 06:40:46 GMT

2.5 Admins 256: Why ZFS
https://2.5admins.com/2-5-admins-256/

2025-07-17 08:18:53 GMT

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Scared what 1.0 might bring! @nprofile…sr9k

2025-07-16 21:14:19 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k Someone is going to be walking the dog at 5am 🤦‍♂️

2025-07-16 20:49:11 GMT

Good night!🌡️
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/114/864/862/413/457/380/original/17dec9945e1cb6ff.jpg

2025-07-16 17:51:26 GMT

Photos: Astronomers capture the birth of planets around a baby sun outside our solar system
https://www.euronews.com/next/2025/07/16/photos-astronomers-capture-the-birth-of-planets-around-a-baby-sun-outside-our-solar-system

2025-07-16 08:58:32 GMT

Tonight, The Fly (1958) 🍿
#otd #movies

2025-07-16 08:57:36 GMT

In case you ever wondered 🤔
"You can’t delete your Teams account without deleting your entire Microsoft account. This is also true if you migrated your former Skype account to a Teams account."
#teams #microsoft

2025-07-15 18:50:36 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k Stand in front of a laptop in a dark room, and say "Fediverse Chick" three times 😂

2025-07-15 16:45:37 GMT

🤣
Google’s Gemini refuses to play Chess against the Atari 2600
https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/14/atari_chess_vs_gemini
#ai #llm #atari #chess

2025-07-15 14:21:25 GMT

JustDeleteMe
A directory of direct links to delete your account from web services.
https://justdeleteme.xyz/
https://github.com/jdm-contrib/jdm
#privacy

2025-07-14 20:02:44 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k I might try it over the weekend, as an alternative for those who don't like Nextcloud Talk
@nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…vr4d

2025-07-14 19:50:48 GMT

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Anyone has tried
https://www.freshports.org/www/mattermost-server/ ?
It's in ports, and probably deployable in a jail/template 🤔
@nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…vr4d @nprofile…sr9k

2025-07-14 17:22:13 GMT

What's wrong with y'all people? 😭
Bitwarden sets foundation for secure AI authentication with MCP server | Bitwarden
https://bitwarden.com/blog/bitwarden-mcp-server/

2025-07-13 14:02:39 GMT

Cloud Native definition 😶
https://github.com/cncf/toc/blob/main/DEFINITION.md

2025-07-13 13:49:44 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k A poll is urgently needed to decide on a name for the service ⮱ Tiramisu /s

2025-07-12 13:41:28 GMT

Could electric aeroplanes be the future of flight? Watch Denmark’s first test flight
https://www.euronews.com/next/2025/07/12/could-electric-aeroplanes-be-the-future-of-flight-watch-denmarks-first-test-flight
#climatechange

2025-07-12 13:36:29 GMT

All you can eat 🫣
... but they don't have tiramisu
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2025-07-11 18:03:41 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/114/835/914/629/283/825/original/80cb3bfce5303ab2.mp4

2025-07-11 00:53:50 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe 😉
@nprofile…vr4d

2025-07-10 10:45:03 GMT

'... the only thing we both seemed to really fundamentally agree on in that discussion was "we're done". Linus'
#linux #bcachefs
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2025-07-09 05:19:04 GMT

Tonight, Tron (1982) 🍿
#otd #movies

2025-07-08 21:12:35 GMT

Citizens’ petition to ‘Stop Killing Games’ reaches 1 million signatures, likely triggering EU review
https://www.euronews.com/next/2025/07/08/citizens-petition-to-stop-killing-games-reaches-1-million-signatures-likely-triggering-eu-
#stopkillinggames #eu #europe

2025-07-07 14:31:49 GMT

Maybe it's just my perception bias talking, but have you noticed that projects which default to using Docker, often have the worst™ documentation, and prefer to assist users via Discord? 🤔

2025-07-06 11:41:30 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe @nprofile…mdrk
doas bastille etcupdate -dx bootstrap lms

2025-07-06 11:29:16 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe @nprofile…mdrk
doas bastille upgrade -a lms 14.3-RELEASE

2025-07-06 11:21:15 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe @nprofile…mdrk That's because uname shows the version of the host's running kernel, and jails run on top of it
freebsd-version -kru -j lms

2025-07-06 11:06:26 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe @nprofile…mdrk
Check now whether fstab has the right mounting point as discussed earlier, then try
doas bastille etcupdate bootstrap 14.3-RELEASE
doas bastille etcupdate lms update 14.3-RELEASE
doas bastille etcupdate lms resolve
doas bastille start lms

2025-07-06 10:43:10 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe @nprofile…mdrk
If something went wrong with your previous upgrade, I would update Bastille to the lastest version and repeat the procedure
https://bastille.readthedocs.io/en/latest/chapters/upgrading.html#minor-release-upgrades

2025-07-06 10:35:21 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe @nprofile…mdrk Stop the jail, zfs snapshot, and go for it 😉

2025-07-06 10:23:35 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe @nprofile…mdrk You can try, but I would be more curious about how you ended up with an empty fstab
Did you used by chance a batch upgrade, or did you upgraded each jail separately?

2025-07-06 10:20:03 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe @nprofile…mdrk
$ bastille --version
cf8a9b33
I can create a standard/thin jail, but AFAIK those are also linked to the bootstrapped release
$ bastille create standardjail 14.3-RELEASE 10.0.0.2/24 eth0
$ grep "fstab\|osrelease" /usr/local/bastille/jails/standardjail/jail.conf
mount.fstab = /usr/local/bastille/jails/standardjail/fstab;
osrelease = 14.3-RELEASE;
$ cat /usr/local/bastille/jails/standardjail/fstab
/usr/local/bastille/releases/14.3-RELEASE /usr/local/bastille/jails/standardjail/root/.bastille nullfs ro 0 0

2025-07-06 10:00:40 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe Weird.
$ cat /usr/local/bastille/jails/foo/fstab
/usr/local/bastille/releases/14.3-RELEASE /usr/local/bastille/jails/foo/root/.bastille nullfs ro 0 0

2025-07-06 09:55:57 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe It happened to me once after doing a minor jail upgrade. I snapshot my jails, installed the latest Bastille version from GitHub, and though not directly related, I compared my /usr/local/etc/bastille/bastille.conf against the latest bastille.conf.sample.
Then I carried out the jail upgrade again, but in the end, I had to manually change the fstab to point to the right release. Worked™

2025-07-06 09:18:13 GMT

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@nprofile…t4qe Maybe your jails' fstab are still mounting /usr/local/bastille/releases/14.2-RELEASE

2025-07-06 09:11:33 GMT

Time to finally say it: If your code is allergic to portability, odds are your unit tests are just "hope" and "prayer" functions 🤦‍♂️

2025-07-06 08:54:54 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k That has an easy solution /s
https://media.bsd.cafe/bsdmmedia01/media_attachments/files/114/805/435/355/169/565/original/ae8c7b0a7856d728.png

2025-07-04 18:20:06 GMT

Every time I read some glowing article about how Microsoft and friends are supposedly losing ground to Linux, I can't help but check who's currently cozying up on the Linux Foundation's board of directors 🤦‍♂️

2025-07-03 14:22:23 GMT

Let's Encrypt rolls out free IP address certificates • The Register
https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/03/lets_encrypt_rolls_out_free/

2025-07-03 08:06:47 GMT

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@nprofile…ehlq Linux is going BTRFS <insert frozen meme with Elsa singing Let It Go> /s

2025-07-02 19:44:18 GMT

Today, I had on my task list the upgrade of a pfSense box to the latest 2.8.0-RELEASE version, a problematic box with a colorful history, located in the middle of nowhere, more than three hours' drive away.
UPS: check. Disk health: check. Backup: check. I started the update.
Twenty minutes after the reboot, I couldn’t connect back, which already gave me an unpleasant feeling. What could have gone wrong?
Long story short: the Dynamic DNS service stopped working after the update.
How do I know? Because it’s not the first time this has happened. Since 2020, all my pfSense boxes "phone home" if they detect a discrepancy between the stored and current public IP address.
I manually updated the IP address on the DDNS provider’s site, disabled pfSense’s DDNS service, and pasted a script to update the DDNS from the command line via cron.
I'm not up for looking into stuff right now. Just happy I dodged a 6 hour drive in this crazy heat, and yeah, I totally deserve a beer.

2025-07-02 06:48:02 GMT

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@nprofile…sr9k @nprofile…2lsp 🫣
https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/@ricardo/113974673713657350