⁡snow ❄

https://cofe.rocks/users/snow

uninteresting dumb nobody

pro™nouns: she/her
my trash site: http://sn0w.re
the best isp: http://ol-tele.com

Public Key

npub1dg9p74ze2gle45zxcxjgmy74lwde82vz560htn873k7a3jsa0r2qxgvw97

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsx5zsl23v4y0u66prvrfydj02lhxun4xp2d8m4enlgm0wcegwh34qprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0d4hhxarj9ecxjmnt96l7a4

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relay.momostr.pink

Author Public Key

npub1dg9p74ze2gle45zxcxjgmy74lwde82vz560htn873k7a3jsa0r2qxgvw97

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Last Notes

2026-08-14 08:17:05 GMT

@npub1f0k…0x8e :blobhyperthonkang:
#note10nf…mrus

2026-05-13 07:19:28 GMT

can't open jar and it's shaped in such a way that the knife trick doesn't work ;-;
:neocat_scream: steeeeeph where are you

2026-03-19 08:22:02 GMT

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:rooScared: sorry i fell asleep too early bcs of a breakdown yesterday

2026-03-19 08:19:39 GMT

:comfycofe: morn,

2026-03-13 19:00:51 GMT

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:neoduke_gun: da is das letzte wort noch nich gesprochen

2026-03-13 18:50:35 GMT

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> in python geschrieben
du sagst das so als waer das was gutes :neopython_woozy:

2026-03-13 18:45:36 GMT

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berechtigungskonzept ✅
26 zertifikationen ✅
das 20 jahre alte java backend: :aneobot_explode:

2026-03-12 02:15:15 GMT

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2026-03-07 20:43:28 GMT

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do not hire zoomers for marketing i beg you

2026-03-05 12:30:23 GMT

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rootless podman is tolerated

2026-03-05 12:14:52 GMT

putting "no k8s on the premises" into my house rules
#note1vyg…4n9z

2026-03-02 15:23:43 GMT

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someone i follow liked them and that made my instance aware of their existence and pulled them in

2026-03-02 15:19:56 GMT

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blame federation
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2026-03-02 11:35:19 GMT

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2026-02-25 21:45:16 GMT

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secret identity le a ke d

2026-02-24 17:25:18 GMT

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amazing, i think i gave up trying to buy some after the 10th pair that didnt fit

2026-02-22 13:14:32 GMT

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2026-02-17 18:33:11 GMT

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pics or it didnt happen

2026-02-17 18:32:53 GMT

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omg fellow brotperson

2026-02-12 18:52:12 GMT

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just get a larger antenna [owo]

2026-02-10 22:57:58 GMT

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2026-02-07 23:07:29 GMT

officially drunk enough for DE TOP HOLLANDSE KROEGEN HITS 2025

2026-02-07 20:24:08 GMT

to beer or not to beer

2026-02-01 13:08:18 GMT

1990: i bet they will have flying cars in the future
2026: the world is ending but i can use a game console to charge my toothbrush
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2026-01-29 14:52:58 GMT

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this is just eth0 :laughing_cirno:

2026-01-29 00:54:40 GMT

:woozy_baa:
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2026-01-28 13:55:43 GMT

amazing, my post traveled off fedi and then got reposted here again :neobot_laugh:
#note1y3l…2dvx

2026-01-26 17:53:23 GMT

new tech warcrime
ppl always complain that the clock on my microwave never shows the right time bcs i cant be assed to set it manually
so now i have an unfuck-microwave.sh cronjob which briefly kills its power every day at midnight
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2026-01-23 13:53:50 GMT

:ablobrollbounce:

2026-01-21 09:26:18 GMT

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woken up by fiber company messsing w a jackhammer in front of my window again
place your bets now on if they'll dig thru the power line yet another time

2026-01-21 09:21:46 GMT

:neoramen_woozy: hoi

2026-01-17 17:41:31 GMT

:waf:

2026-01-13 15:08:02 GMT

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:blobcatghostreach: boo

2026-01-08 15:58:10 GMT

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the opportunity is money for shareholders :moneeyyy:

2025-12-29 22:52:31 GMT

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👀

2025-12-29 16:20:13 GMT

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cc @npub1tk9…yv68 :hehe:

2025-12-29 15:15:43 GMT

arrived :ablobwave:

2025-12-26 15:45:30 GMT

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damn that sucks, i never have cash
my wallet doesnt even fit any

2025-12-26 15:33:36 GMT

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mit karte bitte

2025-12-22 23:38:08 GMT

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the only true fedi logo is the meme flag i made for fedi nationstates :kappa:
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2025-12-19 22:02:28 GMT

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> yea sure, linux, have a firewall
> I will put you behind an external one anyway
reminds me of this
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2025-11-30 14:23:50 GMT

https://github.com/the-P1neapple/WinJS-Microsoft-Account-Bypass
>you can skip the forced microsoft account during setup by accessing the hidden javascript console
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2025-11-13 17:59:38 GMT

>cnc-adj lewd cw
i will just assume they're talking about this
don't correct me
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2025-11-12 15:29:33 GMT

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also this
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2025-11-12 15:23:22 GMT

whoops they hate me now
-1 friend
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2025-09-16 18:49:43 GMT

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2025-09-05 13:48:16 GMT

i couldnt resist
i got the claymore plush
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2025-08-29 19:53:25 GMT

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2025-08-07 11:22:07 GMT

made a silly flag for why
(link doesnt work yet but will soon)
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2025-08-07 09:26:38 GMT

had a run-in with food moths, put out some traps around the kitchen, and now my hair keeps getting stuck on them when reaching for stuff
assigned moth at cupboard

2025-08-02 10:16:27 GMT

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2025-07-27 10:07:09 GMT

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2025-07-26 16:32:25 GMT

THATS NOT HOW YOU OPEN A CAN STEPH :notlikecatgoogly:
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2025-07-19 10:58:16 GMT

a free hardware tent showed up and i immediatelty started heaving gebakjes into my tent
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2025-07-17 01:00:31 GMT

WAS IST DEIN LIEBLINGSFACH

2025-07-15 20:53:48 GMT

owo
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2025-06-21 09:28:00 GMT

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2025-05-10 21:16:30 GMT

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2025-05-10 20:52:27 GMT

yknow, even tho i can go on for hours about all the ways i hate usb-c, it sure is funny that we achieved "everything has the same plug" (even if the plug in question sucks)
family member got one of these giant garden lamps
and it too has usb-c
so i could just use my phone's powerbank to test it
:neobot_laugh:
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2025-04-16 17:27:52 GMT

amazing how upcloud is doing just another weird brand twitter, but half of fedi is falling for it bcs the social media manager is literate enough to boost the right memes

2025-04-09 01:25:01 GMT

random 3am idea that will probably kill my server
what if, that one dynamic doxx video but as a fedi attachment, since so many instances have media proxy off :neobot_3c:
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2025-03-15 22:09:55 GMT

i always thought it was a crappy idea that github actions pushed using other ppls stuff so hard. "yeah just put `uses: dingus/dorkus@v1` in your file, he's legit and can be trusted, what could go wrong"
well, it finally did go wrong
https://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2025/03/15/2
> On March 14 2025 at 16:57:45 UTC the tj-action/changed-files GitHub action was
compromised with commit 0e58ed8. [...] This
malicious commit results in a script that can leak CI/CD secrets from runner
memory.

2025-02-19 14:15:51 GMT

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