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I've never seen one I was glad to know someone generated. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman It's not working! Scorn harder! npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the bucket in the face. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Your computer will restart in 5 minutes to install critical security updates. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman It’s called “alt text” because slowing down to write it alters your perception of your photos, how they are seen, and your relationship to broader Fediverse. 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It takes like 20 years of life and all of the food you eat during that time before you get smart.” npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman They've been testing it since 8000 B.C. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Leaving the tap running while you brush your teeth is irresponsible. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman If I were a billionaire, I’d like to think I would give most of it away. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman [in the key of The Offspring] npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman I think writing cover letters for job applications is a perfect use for AI, because nobody's going to fucking read it, anyhow. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Brains are not computers. Computers are not brains. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Float like a butterfly, fuck like a bee. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's the result of a top-secret CIA program to develop assets with paranormal abilities. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Offspring voice: You gotta keep ‘em federated. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Satya Nadella wants us to stop saying “AI slop.” Jensen Huang is begging us to stop saying “hurtful” things about AI. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Try to live your life in such a way that, after it ends, people don't use words like "complicated legacy" to describe it. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Acrobat?! 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I forgot it was a contest. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman I boost my old toots to conserve the rare earth elements that would be consumed to manufacture new ones. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Oh, no, you found a flaw in the logic of my joke! Now I’m going to prison. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman I’ve noticed a number of sites also recognize and reject iCloud’s per-site email addresses. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Welcome, new followers! I hope none of you are on a low-sodium diet. My language can get pretty salty. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman “Clickbait headlines are necesssry” is a roundabout way of saying “My article doesn’t actually need to exist.” npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman New at CES this year: ScoobyVision headset brings users raugmented reality experiences. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman I’m on mute, but I’m not a mutant npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Waving my entire wallet at the gas pump's sensor in a game of NFC card roulette. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman You are allowed to thrive. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Appreciating my Christmas present today—Kourtney got me a badly-needed new winter coat. And it’s 🟨! npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman 2026 World Introvert Day parade hailed as a massive success due to record low turnout. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman 2026 hasn’t even started and I’m already tired of it. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman @nprofile…kx0x It’s a joke about how much I dislike Maroon 5. No relationships were harmed in the making of this post. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman When I was dating, one of my favorite screening questions for a first date was, “What’s your favorite Maroon 5 song?” npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Have you considered switching to shut the hell up? npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman "But isn't that what we all do already? Everybody boosts posts they like." I don't think you heard me. Boost their work EVERY TIME. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman I did something this year that I would like to recommend to everyone for the new year. Call it a Fedi Resolution if you like. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Me: It's a collaboration between Dove Foaming Hand Wash and LucasFilm. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Scientists baffled, unable to determine what day it is. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman I’m the first pancake. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Quantum physics tells us that if you do not observe Christmas, it simultaneously is and is not Christmas. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman All I want is to take a break from the Christmas prep and play my game, but it’s clogged with holiday traffic and I can’t log on. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman If the guy who invented the GIF saying it’s a soft G Isn’t enough to win the argument, then Bruce Willis saying ‘Die Hard’ isn’t a Christmas movie sure as shit doesn’t settle anything. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman The four-year-old had one of those crazy growth spurts where two weeks ago he was toddler-sized, and now he looks like a kindergartener. 😱 npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/766/371/598/753/252/original/447511d150bc0041.jpeg npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Bah hugbum. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman @nprofile…5lrj Now I’m worried I actually did something! 😬 npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman @nprofile…5lrj Sorry! npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Them: Defend the assertion made in your joke! npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Nobody is smart enough to invent an AI that can take over the world, but there are plenty of people who are dumb enough to invent an AI and give it control of the world. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Reminder: if your employer has an annual performance review process that includes a self-evaluation, there is ZERO conflict between taking the process seriously and giving yourself a top score in every category. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman One reason you should care about problems that don’t affect you personally is because, actually, they do. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman It’s gonna be a long night. #solstice npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Another of Kourtney’s #watercolors. Less Christmas-y this time. #SilentSunday npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Excuse me, are you a gunslinger? Because you clearly think this aisle ain’t big enough for the two of us. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Another of Kourtney’s #watercolors as the solstice approaches. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman I was holding out hope for America, but I just rolled up on an Arby’s drive-through, and the woman taking orders said, “I’m sorry, sir, but I need to inform you that we are out of beef.“ npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman A trip down memory lane now costs 300% more due to AI demand for RAM. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman ‘Typing is my business,’ my latest from #Overmorrow. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman I decided to change it up this week and draft my newsletter in LibreOffice Writer instead of Word. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Microsoft: One of the strengths of Windows is its extensive backwards compatibility. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman It's my third-to-last working day of 2025, and I'm on the verge of pitching a no-hitter. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Passive Aggression! in the Group Chat. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Look before you speak. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Mastodon may be the only online service I use literally every day that clears the admittedly low bar of not being engineered to extract anything from me. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Mastodante’s Inferno. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Hork! The hairball angels sing. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman "And I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree..." npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Chuck Norris once insulted John Mastodon’s coding skills. But only once. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Being haunted by three spirits would fix me. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman And so, as Tiny Tim observed, John Mastodon boost us, every one! npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman [Max googling] does ivermectin cure earworms npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Another of my wife’s #watercolor winterscapes. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman I’m sorry, am I making it weird? npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Spellcheck isn’t very rock and roll. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman In the spirit of John Mastodon Day, I just want to reiterate how grateful I am for all of you. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman It’s me. Hi, I’m the problem, it’s me. npub1dhfqhzed85pkp6kq7ew73rzazng5jct424ly5asxqrgmaalgdffs0xz887 Max Leibman Mildlife crisis.
