Kerosene :bocchi_gosling:

For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.
Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter:
Enjoying 2024's dread and circus :hankhell:
Certified Ñigger and Bathroom Superuser. Please ask me for an Ñ-word pass.

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Alt account: https://novoa.nagoya/@queroseno

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Last Notes

2024-09-05 01:55:39

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Toradora was the first romance show I ever saw by myself :sob2: I should have remained ignorant and kept playing games instead.

2024-08-31 04:12:19

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Balls aching just from looking at this :Cooming:

2024-08-24 21:11:00

MAD
Mutually Assured Defederation

2024-08-22 15:21:15

>click "unsubscribe" so company stops sending me bullshit
>uh-oh, sowy we couldn't find that page uwu
We can do it the easy way or the terrorist way, Mr. Company. Bombing your servers is a valid way to unsubscribe from your shit.

2024-08-05 17:50:42

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I love cute girls wearing cute things :sob2:

2024-08-01 23:30:24

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When you hit puberty you can just pin your teacher down and sex her. Works every time.

2024-08-01 23:26:48

Sexual sex

2024-08-01 23:11:28

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Sell them cocaine instead of giving them the ick. This is the true way.

2024-08-01 00:01:50

My strategy of waiting until a gf appears in front of me hasn't worked so far. Maybe I haven't waited hard enough.

2024-07-31 23:37:40

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Thanks for the doxx

2024-07-31 04:16:07

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>for money
You think too highly of pigs. A lot of them almost do it for free. I remember one article somewhat recently talking about how agents in the FBI or some other alphabet soup agency were having trouble because they were paid so little :laugh:

2024-07-31 04:08:47

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Teach this guy a lesson. Someone pull up that Hyperborea is Your Sister's Womb edit with the Sonnenrad behind them.

2024-07-30 20:55:01

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*moans*

2024-07-30 20:54:43

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Short hair being associated with fags is a travesty of something good, like sodomites adopting the rainbow which was previously the symbol of the covenant :cc_neet:

2024-07-30 20:53:21

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*cuts your wife's hair*
https://bae.st/media/0757272dde38e847fe951e80a57a3d6312b1514dd047ceeab908e8153086706a.png?name=image.png

2024-07-30 20:50:43

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>dotnet
Microsoft ruining someone's life again. Damn you, evil corp :rmsmad:

2024-07-30 20:47:43

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I don't know who any of these people are cuz I don't watch vtubers, I just masturbate to their models :chad:

2024-07-30 20:42:00

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Fuck you nigger, short hair is very nice. You're just a queer so your desire to fuck boys is projected into cute girls
#hairhellthread

2024-07-30 20:40:41

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WHO ARE THOU WHO VOMIT REACT @[email protected]
https://bae.st/media/f94c445cd8bdee723497a738d679705dcea2e234d9b7a38e043ea9d9df3c90a4.png?name=image.png

2024-07-29 23:40:39

A delivery arrived right as I was about to poop, denying me my right to shit. My gangstalkers seemingly know everything about my bowel movements. Maybe I should follow proper (PO)OPSEC not make public announcements whenever I take a shit.

2024-07-28 23:20:13

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Imagine dying on this Hill(ary) :sob2:
https://bae.st/media/654a4896f3d830cc3b30bb3eac3da3b863e7d5d0d6ed8b300e12503599cb0b9a.png?name=image.png

2024-07-28 23:02:02

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More like a pan in the ass am I right gamers.

2024-07-28 20:47:40

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From time to time I remember that thing I read about african tribesmen that have perfect teeth, allegedly due to their diet. Soft food is nice and tasty, I don't know if I would give it all up for the sake of having nice pearl-like teeth.

2024-07-28 20:37:08

Your cute android wife will be running Windows.

2024-07-28 20:34:36

One day it will be revealed I'm actually 2/3's of all fedi admins and I'm simply roleplaying as different autistic individuals and all drama is just a way for me to increase engagement which leads to more anime tummy being posted.

2024-07-28 19:42:03

Pagan vegan Arch Linux user who rides a bike in lycra every day.

2024-07-27 13:47:46

Honestly if you post fat girls on the feed for any reason you get stabbed. Don't care if it's to say - look how fat she is. You put fat girls on my feed, therefore you're de facto pro fat girls. Get stabbed.

2024-07-26 15:52:30

This proprietary app worked yesterday but suddenly it doesn't work today because of incompatibilities with Wayland and what not, despite not changing anything in my setup. You love to see it :pepeDread:

2024-07-26 05:40:10

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Sister sex

2024-07-26 05:31:29

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Maybe all they ever saw in Defence Against the Dark Arts were different spells to make your asshole super tight so no one could put anything inside it by force.

2024-07-26 05:29:07

Do you think the guys at Hogwarts ever masturbated or was there some kind of spell on the school that made your balls explode if you ever touched yourself?

2024-07-25 20:03:41

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>Steve
???
>PDP
???
https://bae.st/media/8bca0d6334ae13bf63c2c20405a20a564fb71bd5cfed9d1bfcae68984fa488c1.png?name=image.png
https://bae.st/media/7b3e659c26fd79a9df87569ae5bdde65adc726aa9a884f18fb7dc8beb026244e.png?name=image.png

2024-07-25 04:57:45

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I have a reasonable AOC law: No pulling until she's pregnant with triplets.
https://bae.st/media/c160dfa3f1b9a59c29ec7d3a02260735fa9da193f00b269f964440c699ca6e11.png?name=image.png

2024-07-24 22:16:03

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I must clarify that it's not me sexually harassing them. As a professional rapist I know where to draw the limits and I keep the rape separate to my job.

2024-07-24 22:15:12

It's incredible how high the turnover is with women in my company. You hardly see any of them last more than a handful of months. I wonder why :akko_thonk: also why do they keep hiring them.

2024-07-24 22:04:50

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:disintegrate:

2024-07-24 21:49:30

I like checking tasks off my todo list.
- [ x ] Make bad post
- [ x ] Make bad post
- [ x ] Make bad post
- [ ] Make bad post
- [ ] Make bad post
- [ ] Make bad post
- [ ] Make bad post
- [ ] Make bad post
- [ ] Make bad post
- [ ] Make bad post
- [ ] Make bad post
- [ ] Make bad post

2024-07-24 20:21:08

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Terrible. I had to move out of my previous neighborhood because it got flooded with nigs and migrants over the years, and mind you I live in third world shithole. This kind of thing happens everywhere.

2024-07-24 19:37:51

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I watched almost until the end but I had to drop it. I don't recommend it, and although it's got weird gender stuff as is typical in Japan, it's got nothing to do with troons.
Now I'll elaborate more on why I dropped it: The main character is a young teenager who has a sister complex. He gets attacked by a monster in his post-apocalyptic world and some mad doctor does a brain transplant to save him, so his brain is now in his sister's body (his sister is dead at this point). He goes on to travel the world looking for who that doctor was and also looking for a guy that used to take care of him and his sister.
Near the end he finds his former caretaker but then said guy for whatever reason straps him to a bed and rapes him and forces him to watch in a mirror how his sister's body is raped. It's just NTR shit. *spit* *spit*, I curse the author.

2024-07-24 15:08:25

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kyoot

2024-07-24 06:03:43

Why does Hatsune Mike not like British people.

2024-07-23 14:36:05

He entered the penis explosion chamber, but he didn't expect what would happen next.

2024-07-23 05:56:33

Going to bed before I enter goblin mode, and God knows people don't want me in goblin mode.

2024-07-23 05:53:59

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I do, but she goes away when I take my meds.

2024-07-23 05:52:44

Sharing a bottle of water with my wife so I can kiss her indirectly :sob2:

2024-07-21 21:34:49

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AAAAGHHH QUICK, I CAN'T HOLD IT FOR MUCH LONGER.

2024-07-21 21:33:31

Brothers, I'm about to shit, in the bathroom. Plese give me suggestions on music to play while I'm at it to make it part of the OST for my pooping sessions.

2024-07-21 15:38:52

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Very sexo image, very unsexo text.

2024-07-21 15:13:48

Converting all my images to JPEG, call it Jay Pegging.

2024-07-21 05:15:04

"Imagine if the roles were reversed", me telling my wife who's stolen the blanket and left me uncovered and at risk of a boogeyman attack.

2024-07-21 03:33:27

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To be fair the hottest women I've come across in real life did in fact have that mentally ill aura.

2024-07-21 01:44:58

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What's up with these anatomy nerds. The only thing I know is that peepee goes in vegana.

2024-07-20 19:09:01

Sponsorblock/Adblock is such a Godsend. I was in a car with some guy listening to the radio and holy moly there are so many ads in between songs. Just nothing but a constant barrage of shit. How can normalfags stand any of this.

2024-07-20 15:49:12

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Touch yourself.

2024-07-20 15:45:49

My cat loves resting his head on my hand while I'm on the 'puter so I'm writing this with the only hand I've got left.

2024-07-20 14:46:17

I woke up extra horny today. Time for coffee.

2024-07-20 03:56:14

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Yes, I'm pathetic, now please step on me :sob2:

2024-07-20 01:58:35

Inside Out, but it takes place in my head and all the sexy emotions are raped and mating-pressed for a total of 1 hour and 50 minutes in IMAX. Rated E.

2024-07-20 01:53:25

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This whole thing was actually manufactured by Rust trannies to sell Rust. Kill a rustacean today.

2024-07-19 17:56:37

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Any time is a good time to shit on Microsoft, just like I shit on Linus Torvalds every time KDE crashes.

2024-07-15 22:59:30

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>I'm glad I don't have mental illness
None of us are real. We're nothing more than chatbots you trained years ago and have been talking to pretending we're actual people.

2024-07-15 22:55:50

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I've been wondering if I should create some accounts and fill them with stupid shit like "Wow the soccer game today was nice haha :)" every once in a while so no one suspects I actually spend my time here masturbating to drawings.

2024-07-15 17:59:22

Going to the store. Any of you guys want something?

2024-07-15 04:47:52

What if we ... played doctor? :lewd_sistine:
And I... hehe, you know :noa_lewd:
charged you 200 dollars for a pill :doge_sex:

2024-07-15 01:27:34

I wonder who makes Ryan Gosling go "Literally me" and why is it a picture of me and where did he get it.

2024-07-14 23:42:24

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"All the people around me are secretly making fun of me behind my back because I'm flat" :lolicry: :loligun:

2024-07-14 22:23:28

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I will NOT trust a FAKECEL.

2024-07-14 22:20:05

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>last gf
My indonesian clone gets laid more than I do. Fuck my life.

2024-07-14 21:49:22

Everyone is concerned about Trump. "Is he okay? How's his ear? Can he stand up?", when I'm here dying because I keep being reminded that 2016 was 8 years ago :dilbertsuicide:

2024-07-14 17:50:32

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Trump is a little too cringe for my liking but I'd gladly kneel to Barron the Exterminator.

2024-07-14 14:40:32

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:disintegrate:

2024-07-14 04:16:13

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Sister marriage the best.

2024-07-14 03:38:11

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wife

2024-07-14 00:35:03

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FUCK YOU I DON'T WANT TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

2024-07-14 00:33:48

If Trump is not dead by the end of the day I'm going to tattoo "nothing ever happens" on my ballsack.

2024-07-14 00:12:05

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>Just another day
Praying that more of those days never come once everyone can rest knowing you killed yourself.

2024-07-13 23:00:13

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Everything is so blurred :NotLikeThis:

2024-07-13 13:47:34

The world needs less art of anime girls pissing themselves and more of them pissing on me.

2024-07-13 06:51:01

Really trying hard not to lose my sanity right now :dementia:

2024-07-13 01:24:22

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Meanie Beanie in a fence-riding competition when Short Fag Otaku walks in :meru_wow:

2024-07-12 22:19:53

I just laid back on my bed and suddenly felt really tired :senko_scream:

2024-07-12 22:14:02

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literally me

2024-07-11 20:53:29

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I'm putting out the fire with gallons of my siscon cum.

2024-07-10 22:35:30

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America needs Kei cars but with an Americanized name.

2024-07-10 20:18:27

On my way to make a Neon Genesis Evangelion reference (no, not that one)

2024-07-10 15:07:34

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Wife

2024-07-10 14:35:00

cc @npub1gmv…qny9
[it is now.jpg](https://bae.st/media/2abf53e5a46e62e579db2ba03d4da54613de83466bf8fba11dfcb54eebc9d0ca.jpg?name=it%20is%20now.jpg )
https://bae.st/media/2abf53e5a46e62e579db2ba03d4da54613de83466bf8fba11dfcb54eebc9d0ca.jpg?name=it%20is%20now.jpg

2024-07-10 05:04:03

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:kanna_suicide: why did I click on this post. Boosted one pic but the rest were just overwhelming. I'm not strong enough boss.

2024-07-10 04:35:47

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Might eventually happen to me too. Hopefully I'll be the nice type of insane (terrorist) instead of the lame type.

2024-07-07 00:40:40

I love this image.
[image.png](https://bae.st/media/a7885e3c5340e77670c1465b49cb1f86e62bfd13c2b2c9a70044e4c2cbd6f839.png?name=image.png )
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2024-07-06 23:58:05

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Oi bei, rememba za 6 mirion seppuku

2024-07-06 14:17:50

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GM fedi bro. I've gotta go to work hope you are in bed resting :sleep:

2024-07-06 14:16:07

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Typical Vaushmaxxer :chad: profile be like
>Ctrl+F "horse cock"
>37848474736 results

2024-07-06 14:04:17

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I was excited to open the image after seeing Sakura's name, but then I realized it was the whore and not the Cardcaptor one. *spit* *spit*

2024-07-06 04:35:17

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>Why the hell is a britbong using Farenheit???
He's not :dementia:

2024-07-05 05:17:26

If I had a wife she would stop me from doing stupid shit like drinking coffee at 10:00 pm.
If I had a *great* wife she would drink coffee with me at 10:00 pm and fuck her sleep schedule, together.

2024-07-05 05:11:18

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Oi mum, I'm on the telly again.

2024-07-04 04:41:15

I'm inclined to think BPD is completely made up and it's just women acting like women.

2024-07-03 18:57:34

Imagine that story of the guy who killed other dudes in duels to defend a philosopher he had never read, but it's its modern incarnation where guys on the internet defend Serbia/Bosnia without having ever visited either of the countries or being able to place them on a map (this is me).

2024-07-03 05:38:03

Getting late. Rubbing one out before going to bed. GN.
[image.png](https://bae.st/media/559576028366f34e30286e13612c19197666ad54e5bc8aea93600c9c696e82b8.png?name=image.png )
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