Claire, The Ultimate Worrier

when I was in high school me and my dad realized that since we had cell phones we had stopped using our landline telephone entirely so my dad called the phone company to cancel it and apparently it was a bit of a hassle because at the time that wasn't a thing anyone did and the phone comapny wasn't sure how to handle it

2025-11-08 01:42:05 GMT

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i still think RFK's "oh shit i gotta get out of here" reaction was pretty funny if not also messed up

2025-11-04 21:29:14 GMT

maybe it was a mistake to have a society where everything is decided by the most mean spirited bastards we have

2025-11-03 21:53:20 GMT

if you can't be with the one you love
suck your own dick

2025-10-25 14:50:34 GMT

well I already know I'm not going to be getting SNAP benefits next month because of the US government shutdown so I might as well start asking for money early
I'm a trans woman on a very limited income from disability and I have two kitties to care for
I'm setting a goal of $200 for now
ty anything helps
https://ko-fi.com/waitworry/goal?g=0
#MutualAid
#TransCrowdFund
#DisabilityCrowdFund

2025-10-23 18:38:09 GMT

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yeah I've heard that analysis before that he really has a thing for big construction projects which kind of showed up with how obsessed he was with building his wall

2025-10-21 20:18:31 GMT

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it is also probably a really good way to get the normies pissed

2025-10-17 08:14:39 GMT

kind of wish they would make more of the mom isekai (that wasn't really incestuous even though everyone said it was and ok there were a few jokes in the show about that but still)

2025-10-10 09:35:54 GMT

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*shocked pikachu*
"Machado supports the privatization of state-run entities in Venezuela, including oil company PDVSA."

2025-10-10 09:31:16 GMT

finally a CIA asset has received the nobel peace prize

2025-10-08 16:58:11 GMT

has anyone in the history of ever paid a year in advance for a subscription fee just to save like a dollar a month over that year?

2025-10-01 17:23:12 GMT

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their understanding of US Politics has basically been frozen in amber since the Clinton administration

2025-09-30 19:56:31 GMT

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the way I heard it put one time is that being racist is the only interesting thing about these people and they know it

2025-09-22 20:42:08 GMT

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anyway disney still sucks and you should get a VPN and pirate everything just on principle

2025-09-22 20:40:04 GMT

so does this mean they're not airing the tribute to Charlie Kirk?

2025-09-20 02:27:02 GMT

actually pretty much every country has a special visa program for rich people because borders are really only supposed to apply to workers

2025-09-19 04:50:29 GMT

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I only set up auto delete because I'm scared of my government not for some deep philosophical reason lol

2025-09-10 14:41:09 GMT

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2025-09-10 14:33:31 GMT

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2025-08-26 23:31:35 GMT

Le plus gros problème avec mastodon et le soi-disant fédivers c'est qu'il n'y a pas d'utilisateurs. C'est juste moi sur des millions de comptes, et pour le prouver je vais maintenant poster ceci sur tous ces comptes

2025-08-26 20:24:58 GMT

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sorry I read your thread about how we should stfu about newsom being trash when people are praising him for going after trump as anything but you saying trans people are an acceptable political sacrifice

2025-08-26 20:09:06 GMT

look either trans people are an acceptable sacrifice for political expediency or we are a demographic whose votes are needed to win
you don't get to have it both ways

2025-08-24 21:25:08 GMT

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freakin star wars feels like too much to handle sometimes for me these days when the imperials are doing things

2025-08-22 09:36:32 GMT

for your crimes you have been sentenced to run the sexually insatiable MILF gauntlet
may God have mercy on your soul

2025-08-18 15:42:49 GMT

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gamer culture rather unfortunately became a vector for far right ideology (and almost certainly not by accident) and gamers also happen to be who Elon Musk most wishes to be considered cool by for some reason

2025-08-17 06:17:34 GMT

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i don't believe any of these countries have royal families because if they did then why am i not forced to hear about what they are doing constantly?

2025-08-08 15:59:24 GMT

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constantly expanding the minority of people who must suffer for the greater good till it is a majority is certainly a plan

2025-07-16 20:37:58 GMT

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kind of scared to ask but i guess i need to know what that last part about DHS is referring to

2025-07-11 04:58:18 GMT

fucked up how I have a trade deficit with McDonald's since I have bought so many breakfast burritos from them over the years but they still have yet to even offer to purchase any of my macaroni art

2025-07-04 03:33:40 GMT

a lot of the final fantasy vi soundtrack sounds like smooth jazz so I keep expecting there to be fucking

2025-07-01 21:41:38 GMT

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as @npub1fdr…lvhs says (paraphrasing here) ai can't actually replace the job you do but the problem is your boss has already convinced himself it can

2025-07-01 21:31:42 GMT

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crunchyroll really tried to replace their translators with ai lmfao

2025-07-01 21:31:02 GMT

the english version of the necronomico subs has this gem among lots of really obvious mistakes so I'm not surprised the german version says "chatGPT says" for every single line
https://media.sakurajima.moe/media_attachments/files/114/780/101/439/591/415/original/ea37cd0a5182eab1.jpg

2025-06-29 19:04:12 GMT

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lots of people have pointed out how like if you just let youtube autoplay whatever it wants the videos will naturally start getting more right wing and deranged as time goes on

2025-06-23 15:20:35 GMT

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@npub1fdr…lvhs something something class interests

2025-06-03 04:46:43 GMT

i like how half the time people use "nonplussed" to mean the opposite of what it should be so basically you can't use it in a sentence because there is no way to indicate which definition you're using

2025-06-01 00:49:33 GMT

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i wonder if dreaming doesn't actually do anything and is just a side effect of whatever it is your brain does while sleeping
things just sort of misfiring while your brain is cleaning up

2025-05-28 20:15:33 GMT

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wtf are they even doing it's not like we didn't basically have this figured out in the 60s

2025-05-27 02:54:01 GMT

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they should send doge a bill for the last part

2025-05-17 08:32:36 GMT

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small handful of followers who will appreciate this degozaru

2025-05-17 08:27:48 GMT

talk like a pirate day :blobfoxdrakedislike:
talk like a samurai day degozaru :blobfoxdrakelike:

2025-04-13 12:25:45 GMT

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2025-02-20 12:15:10 GMT

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it is kind of shocking hearing a politician actually speaking about this in plain terms
and I dunno not hedging their bets that maybe they'll need to be on the good side of trump and his fans

2025-02-07 03:31:47 GMT

I think in these uncertain times we should set aside our differences and focus on unity and solidarity
as for what those differences we should set aside are I propose we start with all the things I don't personally care about or think are important

2025-02-02 09:08:58 GMT

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when Americans say "biscuit" they specifically mean a buttermilk biscuit usually which is normally savory
if it is sweet it is probably a cookie

2025-02-01 22:29:16 GMT

Popeyes has a "chocolate chip biscuit" which is weird because that brings it back to the British English definition of a biscuit

2025-01-20 17:12:58 GMT

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is this happening in response to like Facebook being evil or something?

2025-01-20 05:06:21 GMT

Okay my goal for covering bills this month is $300
I'm a trans woman on disability with very limited income who has two kitties to take care of
Anything helps ty
https://ko-fi.com/waitworry/goal?g=0
#MutualAid
#TransCrowdFund
#DisabilityCrowdFund

2025-01-13 02:30:02 GMT

kind of a long shot but does anyone know someone who has an account to nyaa dot si that can add a new torrent?
for reasons

2025-01-12 17:44:40 GMT

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2025-01-06 02:01:14 GMT

the thing about the Adrian Dittman stuff is like how extremely plausible it is
like i dunno you tell me any other billionaire has a secret alt 4chan persona for posting edgelord shit and I would believe it is possible but i'd need to see some good evidence
with Musk it is like oh yeah that sounds exactly like something he'd do

2024-12-26 09:26:41 GMT

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funny coincidence I'm super bored and antsy rn

2024-12-22 06:25:26 GMT

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2024-12-19 18:08:16 GMT

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I mean to conservatives traumatized closeted people is a win

2024-12-01 08:03:15 GMT

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I hate Moffat so much

2024-11-28 08:25:26 GMT

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activity pub works so weirdly that it is probably a good idea to always consider that things other people do are not only not personal they might actually just be activity pub stuff

2024-11-22 07:50:06 GMT

never going outside again now knowing that when I get hatecrimed bystanders are going to stop to cheer it on
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/transgender-women-attacked-minneapolis-rail-station-b2649250.html

2024-11-21 23:03:01 GMT

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the annoying thing about being a kid is you take everything your parents say extremely seriously
like as an adult I'm like "wow it turns out my parents were both extremely flawed people"

2024-11-12 03:24:54 GMT

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2024-11-10 21:56:59 GMT

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the end result of Watergate was just Nixon getting pardoned and the precedent that rich powerful white men are never to be held accountable anyway

2024-11-10 09:43:04 GMT

90s comics are hilarious when you realize everyone was just trying to copy the "style" of this one guy who only drew that way because he didn't know what the fuck he was doing

2024-11-09 16:11:57 GMT

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wait why is she still asking for money?

2024-11-06 22:19:54 GMT

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2024-11-06 22:14:02 GMT

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this show has a lot more lore than I was expecting

2024-11-06 22:02:04 GMT

time to watch some fucking acro trip

2024-11-06 17:50:35 GMT

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yeah this is just absolutely embarrassing for the Democrats who traditionally have the popular vote in the bag

2024-11-01 19:44:07 GMT

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yeah true
Ralph Nader was fairly decent but they've definitely gone downhill sense

2024-11-01 19:39:30 GMT

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tbf the Green Party in the US is only an "option" in the loosest possible sense of the word

2024-10-31 00:50:51 GMT

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Dragon Age Origins: you conclude a romance plot and your character gets naked and starts humping
Dragon Age II: you conclude a romance plot and you see your character in bed with their paramour after the sex
Dragon Age Inquisition: you conclude a romance plot and your character talks about it

2024-10-31 00:47:21 GMT

does the new dragon age actually show your character fucking? Bioware seemed to have moved away from showing your character fucking as the series progressed and that was always disappointing to me

2024-10-28 11:54:34 GMT

did I already do the joke about changing my pronouns to 魔王様? (maou-sama, "demon lord") i thought it was a good bit

2024-10-20 12:35:54 GMT

here have a retro clone of Basic/Expert DnD in the form of a wiki
https://oldschoolessentials.necroticgnome.com/srd/index.php/Main_Page

2024-10-18 11:33:15 GMT

I like how there are exactly two ttrpgs:
Dungeons & Dragons
Powered by the Apocalypse

2024-10-17 02:37:37 GMT

well as usual I need to ask for money to pay bills this month
I'm a trans woman on a limited income from disability and I have two kitties
setting a $300 goal for this month
anything helps ty
https://ko-fi.com/waitworry/goal?g=0
#TransCrowdFund
#DisabilityCrowdFund
#MutualAid

2024-10-14 05:11:50 GMT

my HP Lovecraft hot take: in many ways he was a very flawed writer but he was extremely good at writing the kinds of stories he did

2024-10-09 06:42:09 GMT

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it's like they brought in an American and asked him to write the most generic alternative rock song possible

2024-10-09 05:09:38 GMT

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the ED music for this show is comically bad

2024-10-09 04:53:04 GMT

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why do all the guys in this show look like they have freakishly high T levels?

2024-10-09 04:49:40 GMT

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all cyber, no punk

2024-10-09 04:49:07 GMT

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watching GitS makes me realize that what Gen Urobuchi was doing with Psycho Pass was asking the question, what if the cops in a cyberpunk future dressed professionally?

2024-10-09 04:18:59 GMT

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oh yeah you could get one of those USB lights and hook it to your neck so you have light to read by

2024-10-09 04:15:38 GMT

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do people in the GitS universe ever like charge up their electronic devices with their neck USB?

2024-10-09 04:09:50 GMT

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springing for bluetooth in my brain

2024-10-09 04:08:15 GMT

that's pretty neat they can mentally communicate by running a USB between them
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2024-10-08 19:03:03 GMT

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I've really come to believe they absolutely understand this but choose not to pursue it because getting votes is a secondary concern next to bringing in checks from big donors
basically fundraising for the democrats has become an end unto itself

2024-10-08 08:42:29 GMT

there's not enough anime I want to watch this season
they should make more anime but specifically stuff I would want to watch

2024-10-08 06:44:01 GMT

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I wouldn't go so far as to say it was good but it was a drop in the bucket compared to the number of civilian deaths Israel regularly inflicts on it's enemies

2024-10-06 09:53:50 GMT

MacGyver's boss: "MacGyver shouldn't you bring some supplies with you on this mission so you won't have to just bullshit some weird contraption out of spare junk laying around?"
MacGyver: "No."

2024-10-06 02:15:01 GMT

when you realize the people who run the world aren't really particularly smarter or more knowledgeable than you and are just kinda wingin' it it really puts things into an extremely terrifying perspective

2024-10-03 14:43:36 GMT

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yeah an ostensibly good person is still going to have to compromise on their values numerous times just in order to reach a position of power in the first place and then many more times to hold onto it

2024-10-02 01:43:56 GMT

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"economists don't know what they're talking about. anyway let's try trickle down economics again"

2024-09-30 22:59:20 GMT

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I just assume George Soros is some kinda asshole but not in the way that makes right wingers weird and obsessed with him

2024-09-29 23:01:27 GMT

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2024-09-29 18:54:52 GMT

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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that a genocide carried out for self serving reasons by politicians is not really all that unusual or without precedent anyway

2024-09-29 18:46:30 GMT

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harris isn't even running as an anti genocide candidate
she's given zero indication she won't keep supporting Israel and after she has secured the election she has even less reason to change course