In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as MacOS! Fair as Solus and Ubuntu and NixOS upon Manjaro! Dreadful as KaOS and Arch! Stronger than the foundations of open source software. All shall love me and despair!
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Last Notes npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Aside from Nichole, no strangers just randomly DM anymore. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I'm not fond of the giant icons on the profile selection for the new @npub19rt…adh9 release. Makes me feel like I'm on some kind of goofy, weird app. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Two things are required for this to occur: npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I'm now convinced that it's simply a matter of low-hanging fruit. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I am nowhere near the most attractive female [probably closer to the most unattractive] in the gym at any given time so it always astounds me when a male picks me out of all the other females in the gym to approach. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Signed in to my other non-suspended Fosstodon account. No idea why Scylla was suspended (maybe for duplicate accounts? I dunno, don't care) npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Signed in to both my mastodon.online accounts. Only one of which I'll share ( @npub1llx…t4y3 ) The other was used for venting and emo-poasting, and I think I'll keep it for that. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I'm kinda amused. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 The things I want to say. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Had my first major incident at the gym today. Had to report another member (well, two, actually) who made me feel physically unsafe to be there. If they don't get banned, I'll have made a couple of gym enemies. I'm OK with that part, but I won't be going back there alone. Switching up gyms for my solo workouts because I'm not putting myself in harms way. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I'm remembering the time that someone was bemoaning the fact that some people share their private keys online and I responded with "Listen, people share their PRIVATES online, what makes you think they're going to keep their private keys to themselves?" npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Damnit. My account name should have been tatertoot. I'm so dumb. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Just about stepped outside to greet the neighbour without any pants on. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I'm wearing my reading glasses today instead of squinting at my screen. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Apple: YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE APPLE INTELLIGENCE! You can make CUSTOM EMOJIS! npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I am definitely losing the baby. I am going to let myself have a sad evening and tomorrow I'll get on with life. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I don't even watch Yellowstone (I've watched some episodes as I was compared to Beth at some point, but that was ages ago) but last night I was busy dreaming that Rip and I started a ranch together in Saskatchewan. How do our brains come up with this stuff? npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I forgot my new MacBook was coming tonight and now I'm torn between sleep and setting it up. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 A quick scroll through and it's no different than the bird site :-/ npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Wut dat? And how? npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 LOL I'm so stupid. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Forgot to update my A on my profile. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Just wanted to say that I love @npub19rt…adh9 npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 20lbs lost since being in AZ. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 The more I come here, the more I realize that this very much is not the place for me anymore. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/113/364/364/406/497/294/original/27b1e8878eaa8e99.mp4 npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Nope, no start page extension. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 My only question about 7.0 is that every time I open it now, it asks to open Vivaldi Snapshot. @npub1zc4…ywf4 npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I haven't paid a lot of attention to the changes at Vivaldi lately, but that dashboard in 7.0 is slick. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I'm not making it to 100 before the year is up. Don't care. Gave it a shot. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Just got a second pixel. One step closer to one day leaving the orchard. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 #100DaysToOffload #IDontKnowWhich npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 If you haven't had a child basically full-on exorcism-barf in the backseat of your truck while you're driving 75mph in the left-most lane down a 3 lane highway, can you even say you've lived life?? npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 #100DaysToOffload #8 npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 #100DaysToOffload #6 npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 #100DaysToOffload #4 I'd introduced @npub19rt…adh9 to my GM a long while back, but hadn't really gotten to show him how fantastic it really was. This winter, since he was staying with us in AZ, I got to show him the features, and he adopted it as his main browser. I sent him this today... I think it's safe to say he's a very happy camper. This was the ONLY thing that was a hinderance to him previously (but he'd found a workaround) npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 So apparently you can't have QR codes too close to one another or they won't work?? I was told this doesn't work, but it works fine for me. Anyone want to give it a shot, please? npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Maybe my brain has forgotten or I dunno... npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Hopefully by this time tomorrow, I'll be feeling better. Have an appointment with a massage therapist tomorrow morning. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 I'm sorry, y'all. You'd have all been in the dark without me... Most of my Fosstodon friends are admins/mods so it kinda stood out like a sore thumb. :-P npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 this showed in mine, but none of Tayo's or Mike's, or Joel's do npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 still same for me npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 It's spreading 😠npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Nope, just shows up in my Home feed. Seems Fosstodon-user-specific. It started some time between last night and today because I got Campbell's toots in my notifications but none since then from Fosstodoners. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 This showed up in my Home timeline, but not notifications. @npub1exv…3ch9 - any clue? npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 Sigh. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 A formula for your entertainment (that calculates what an employee would be entitled to for stat pay): npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 A note would work, I suppose. I just hate those stupid little black triangles and how the notes pop up even if you just swipe over the cell. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 My kingdom for the ability to insert comments into my Google Sheets formulae (yes, I use Google, and no I don't feel like listening to your explanation as to why I shouldn't) npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 So, hi. I'm not new, really. Been messing around on Masto since 2018. Some of y'all might recognize me. Some of y'all might recognize my bio. npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv Tater 🧦 It's been a while since I've been on this instance. So, hello. I'll make my introductions later.
