I was an agent of Mossad sent to infiltrate and subvert the fediverse.
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So no go with her, and now I'm consoling myself by eating pizza and nuggies like an autistic 12 year old. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k can i hand wash your bewbs pls maam npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho i am having an absolutely baller day npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1zsu…kv6t You've seen my cat before. I dunno what a cat wheel is tho I just want some benji hundos. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho who needs they lawnussy raked npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1zsu…kv6t gibs me dat npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho This Chinese place near me has these angry descriptions telling people their chow mein, which literally means fried noodles, does not contain noodles. What. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho im jackin daxter rn if you know what im talking about npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Merry Christmas npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k why does it say cheese in kana but crunchy in american that dont make no sense npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Please deposit peanut butter cups directly into my mouth npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k I just got done carving the jack-o-lantern with my niece and I can confirm little girls are just as crazy and temperamental as grown ass ones. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho homney munstard npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k The pumpkin is huge so I got a bunch out of it. We're using it for my niece's first jack-o-lantern. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k i roasted some punkin seeds and they r delish npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Why are chinese places so complicated. I don't want your mixed veggies or your huge bowl of shitty sauce. Just give me a plate of fried chicken and shrimp Chan smfh. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho making punkin seeds :blobcatdroolreach: npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1zhj…kmgu is this a 20 years out of date computer dork joke npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub108z…dkr5 @npub17nv…qxln everybunny super sonic racing npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k @npub1van…0lzh do you ever pinch her nipples and call her a bad girl npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k That's hot npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1zhj…kmgu explain this then npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Remember in the late 90s when everyone was obsessed with those prank birthday candles that you couldnt actually blow out that was weird npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho It's legal for Americans to shoot Br*tish "people" at any time for any reason. It's in the constitution look it up poindexter. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho The Virgin Buddha: Blah blah blah attachment karma suffering enlightenment blah blah blah npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k terrorism npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/f1585379902474230f66ffd47ca2d3e4d8ad5955b673fbe6c1a9370d9f99559b.jpg npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k My cat always does that with my dresser if I leave it open npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho yea ive got some pee nut butter for you npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k did you make popcorn npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Reminder that there's no such language as 'English'. You have a gross angloid patois of German and French and you have American. But there's no English. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub13wh…wvah @npub1zhj…kmgu cum npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Why is this Cochise costume so good npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec Your hair is fine npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Your haircut isn't cute. It's not quirky. You look like a wet golden retriever. Wash your hair bitch. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho >new kitchen nightmares npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub13wh…wvah @npub1v7t…ck6k oh baby npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k You should make me a scalemail codpiece. I'll let you take my measurements. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1cdj…jev5 @npub13v6…hy07 If Stephen King was black he'd be Stephen Kang npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho petitioning the mexican government to officially change the name of the burrito to the 'boobito' npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1mr9…3xh4 Patrolled. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k sorry i'll be quiet npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho I think we should shoot a nuke at the sun and eclipse it PERMANENTLY npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Hey girl let's get together and make some breakfast. You bring the biscuits, I'll bring the gravy. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho me irl npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho keep seein creatures keep seein weird little entities npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho tfw batman will never sarcastically call you puddin npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k sounds like you need to dump that ZERO and get yourself a HERO npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho bro squidward needs to settle the f down npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k The correct answer is that shampoo is a scam and fucks up the natural oils in your hair that protect and condition it. Cats don't use shampoo so their fur stays nice and schway. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho The sin has been comitted. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1a7g…xfk2 @npub16w4…n8hq you know what they say about cats with big ears npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Remember when Chester's Fries only cost $2 smh fam smfh npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1j3y…xz5r @npub108z…dkr5 I'm watching Maskhead right now, I'm trying to do the Fred Vogel movies I haven't seen. Then idk. VHS85 is out just now. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1j3y…xz5r @npub108z…dkr5 I got like 4 hours of sleep then someone woke me up and I wasn't tired anymore so I'm just gonna watch some horror movies npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub108z…dkr5 @npub1j3y…xz5r is that what west coasties call pigs in a blanket npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho otnemip npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub106d…3m89 @npub1v7t…ck6k does Emma like it when guys bite her bottom lip npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho I don't know what supper is and I don't want to know dinner that's what I'm about. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k a what npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho I'm gonna scoop your eyes out of their sockets with a melon baller npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1zhj…kmgu npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho I recently watched Lego Movie 2 and this is very embarrassing and shameful for me to admit but I have that Queen Whatevra song stuck in my head npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho me irl npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho I can't take Korean movies seriously. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho i like pizza npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k @npub1srh…8g90 @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1pnp…52zw WD-40 and steel wool npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho millennials and zoomers not saying 'like' every other word challenge npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/edcffda7968e22fd9832cce606ab78852e16db8b4b944a98f5a8feebb7c3228e.jpg npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho popeye but he eats kale instead of spinach because he's a l*beral npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Women are sick and my righteous fury is an important part of their medicine regimen. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho cornbreads little socks npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho >they released Iria on BS npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1e8v…s7yy @npub108p…yev6 I like the original Ian Fleming novels a lot more than the movies and Cavill is Fleming's Bond in the flesh. Tim Dalton was the closest so far and he got fucked out of making more than two movies because of a rights dispute. The only Bond movie since Dalton's two that I think was actually good was Casino Royale. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub108p…yev6 @npub1e8v…s7yy You know what I think about every day is that the perfect person to play Bond exists (Henry Cavill) and is prime for the role right now, but our culture is so far gone EON will cast an effeminate beta male or a non white instead. We're getting fucked out of so much good stuff left and right. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1e5r…k5ld Ask her what her bra size is npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k You need to eat some donatsu-tachi and put some weight on desu npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho You sound like a woman. You sound like the girls who sang on How Deep is Your Love. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k What are you willing to do for it npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub15t4…07eu Who is this fag npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Don't let Ruina see that npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho people actually believe this shit lmfao npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho Would you rather be Batman and bang Catwoman or be Nightwing and bang Starfire? npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho im gonna shove some paper up your cooter and turn you into a fortune cookie npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho need a chinese slave i mean wife to make me pepper steak every night or else npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub16rw…d9ze @npub1mjr…w8z3 @npub1yqa…n4ev More like a single cat meowstance am I right npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1k9a…m3yh Local bakery ones were good. Entenmann's were just alright. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1k9a…m3yh I got pumpkin spice donuts forced on me by a femoid. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1k9a…m3yh Rather have a cat pilot than a female one npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1v7t…ck6k @npub1mjr…w8z3 KFC used to be really good but it's gone downhill the past 20 years or so. You need to be taken to Raising Cane's. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1mjr…w8z3 sounds like horse food to me oatmeal more like goatmeal npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1m2n…dn34 @npub1nep…5gyq @npub1php…6l98 oh kathy lee youre such a special woman to me how id love to lay you down and lick every inch of your body with my tongue npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1x5c…m07a @npub1rr0…d2c9 @npub176q…lzcq I'll even make you wear a collar npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1mjr…w8z3 @npub16uu…2fmf he works hard for the money so you better treat him right npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1x5c…m07a @npub1rr0…d2c9 @npub176q…lzcq I'll make you do it. Your husband doesn't need to know. npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e Kacho @npub1mjr…w8z3 @npub1xyr…yavs @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1yqa…n4ev They were still playing it on Boomerang 15-20 years ago
