Sabrina Ryan

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𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 ✨ Ars Nova (npub1fvy…w06u)

prounouns: she/her
website: https://www.sabrinaryan.pink

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2026-01-24 02:12:44 GMT

wuthering heights sucks and is a bad book and i hope that the surreal movie version being made upsets the book fans as much as they think it will
except kate bush

2025-12-31 04:21:08 GMT

after my annual holiday breakup i binge black and white romcoms and here are some of the best:
sabrina
the apartment
bringing up baby
how to marry a millionaire
it happened one night
philadelphia story
some like it hot
bachelor mother
spellbound
my favorite wife
easy living
the palm beach story
i married a witch
the shop around the corner
his girl friday
vivacious lady
goldie
the mating of millie
texas, brooklyn, and heaven
the gay divorcee
the lady eve
ball of fire
holiday inn
brief encounter

2025-07-16 21:26:24 GMT

if anyone in #NYC is looking: i’m doing portraits and headshots! $200 for 1-2 looks with 5 fully retouched photos.
#photography #gethired #portrait #headshotphotography #headshot
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2025-07-11 13:55:50 GMT

legally, i am 36 today. culturally i am 28. spiritually, sabrina is only a year old.
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2025-06-15 21:02:28 GMT

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there were protests and street clashes against the nazis as they rose, but opposition was divided, small-scale, and quickly crushed once hitler seized power. no massive, unified protests by already deeply divided groups because generalized fear, violence, and repression silenced most resistance before it could coalesce

2025-06-09 19:27:14 GMT

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hahahahahaha!!
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2025-06-09 18:10:30 GMT

why did i become a writer when i know deep down that i just wanna dissociate and take pictures with big lenses

2025-06-09 01:10:15 GMT

does pixelfed let you import entire photos dumps? i love my little scrapbook of my life since being out and i don’t wanna part with it by ditching meta

2025-05-13 21:41:05 GMT

why am I so good at flirting and so bad at small talk? is it a motivation issue? oh god, that can’t be good
thank god i have autism or i’d have to take accountability for this and work on myself 😮‍💨

2025-05-10 05:48:55 GMT

welcome your feelings into your body like they belong there
they do

2025-05-10 05:45:42 GMT

if you’re trying to avoid a feeling, you’re already feeling it.
you’re not dodging it — you’re layering it: the feeling, the panic, the impulsive coping mechanisms, the shame spiral after.
sometimes the cleanest move is no move.
just stay put. let it hit.
grief. jealousy. anger. shame.
dysregulation.
if you can’t welcome it, sit with the part of you that wants to run.
it’s not comfortable. but it’s true. and it ends. and it’s less next time. and every time after that.
i love you.

2025-04-11 07:15:15 GMT

people on dates love to hit me with “how are you single?” and i’m like “buckle up, i can give you a live demonstration”

2025-04-11 01:52:04 GMT

this economic collapse has been really entertaining because that’s not the first thing i think of when people say “trade”

2025-03-25 03:32:22 GMT

Going to the subway together after a date sucks because you end the night looking at someone in the worst vanity lighting on planet earth. You end the night under Costco prison lighting. Not romantic. 0/10

2025-03-22 05:00:43 GMT

Trans people had to perform a self before we got the chance to be one

2025-03-13 07:45:51 GMT

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Was this obvious to everyone else? I have only recently taken HRT and gained sentience

2025-03-13 07:43:26 GMT

If you love your life enough, you don’t really think about nostalgia that much

2025-03-11 07:48:54 GMT

I’m so sorry to the Harry Potter fans who were looking forward to this already disastrous TV show but we warned you what this woman was like, so FAFO etc.

2025-02-10 01:11:02 GMT

Is this a safe space to say that football is a boring game? I wish we did this for basketball or something.
(Do NOT explain to me the historical context as to why it’s popular specifically in this horrible country. I know it’s racism and stuff. I cannot contain more horrors.)
But people act like watching it is a virtue. A talent! Vital! First can you make it interesting lol

2025-02-03 18:54:19 GMT

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Our musical is a comedy called BOOBTUBE and it’s about a Trans woman who makes a Faustian deal with a conservative media company.
Come laugh at the worst people on earth with me!

2025-02-03 18:40:46 GMT

If you’re in the NYC area, my writing partner will be featuring selections from our NEW MUSICAL next Thursday, 6:30PM, at the pinkFROG cafe in Brooklyn.
Get tickets and come say hello! Pick DYLAN SCHIFRIN: https://www.tixr.com/groups/breakingsoundnyc/events/breaking-sound-nyc-at-pinkfrog-cafe-02-13-126899

2025-01-25 23:22:08 GMT

DeepSeek embarrassing OpenAI... it's delicious.

2025-01-13 08:34:44 GMT

‼️🚨 PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS AND THEN PUT COOKIES WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.🚨‼️
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪: https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/2025-trans-girl-scouts-to-order-cookies

2025-01-07 21:08:14 GMT

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In other news… https://www.wired.com/story/meta-immigration-gender-policies-change/

2025-01-07 21:07:12 GMT

What a headline change!
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2025-01-06 22:12:20 GMT

"You can tell it's ChatGPT because it has em dashes and nobody writes with those."
I, uh, exclusively write with those. 😳

2025-01-05 05:42:52 GMT

I know produce stands absolutely hate to see Indiana Jones coming

2025-01-03 01:55:40 GMT

I just found out my mom didn’t vote for Trump because of me (I thought she did — again) and I need a round of applause for that

2025-01-01 21:11:39 GMT

I wish sitting in a hot shower for the entire day wasn’t incredibly wasteful. I wish you could make the whole apartment into a hot shower.

2024-12-28 17:49:12 GMT

Elon Musk uses Twitter the way conservatives think China uses TikTok

2024-12-28 08:34:54 GMT

2024 was the year I: Came out to my parents, named myself, went under the knife twice, divorced (and then separately got my heart smashed into bits), wrote a full length musical, moved into my Single Girl apartment, started talking to my mother again (twice, let’s hope it sticks), saw everything on Broadway, tried oysters on the advice of Susan Sarandon, got my bellybutton pierced, became (?) bisexual, and spent an hour caught in the rain with five strangers in the middle of the Brooklyn bridge.

2024-12-26 05:29:12 GMT

Are you saying that Ben is somehow connected to Glory?

2024-12-25 02:18:25 GMT

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Can you tell I’m alone tonight lol

2024-12-25 02:18:00 GMT

Wait, I just remembered Madonna‘s British accent
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2024-12-23 19:06:50 GMT

The New York Times hand wringing about autism like it’s a problem or we don’t have an explanation for the rise in “cases,” which is just literally awareness, is their transphobia all over again.
They do this intentionally.

2024-12-23 01:17:12 GMT

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You can go into it knowing NOTHING about celebrities — not even caring about them — and you will not waste your time watching this video. This topic needs an Alex Gibney project. https://youtu.be/wi5khawZC_o?si=ytEy7VPb8qVRtjgo

2024-12-23 01:07:37 GMT

Hailey Bieber is one of our strongest manifesters

2024-12-20 17:02:16 GMT

When I said I wanted to be like Buffy when I grew up, I didn’t mean endless suffering lol

2024-12-14 19:23:19 GMT

When I told everyone close to me my name, I had such high expectations that they would give me a nickname and nobody did. (I am not asking you to by posting this.) Maybe I just need to give it time? I liked that so many people had nicknames for my deadname

2024-12-12 01:40:03 GMT

With ChatGPT down, the world’s youth are collectively using Meta AI for the first time to do their homework and I assume there will be a dip in grades across the board

2024-12-10 02:55:53 GMT

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2024-12-10 02:51:22 GMT

People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025: Luigi Mangione

2024-12-10 02:08:05 GMT

Every time I go to McDonald’s, I bring my manifesto

2024-12-07 23:10:16 GMT

I need you to pause your Saturday and remember that Lucille Ball was a communist. Thank you, you may resume.

2024-12-06 23:51:59 GMT

Fuck Squid Game and fuck cis actors in our roles.

2024-12-06 18:03:52 GMT

How did UnitedHealthcare make any money while the CEO was dead? Isn’t he the most important person that the company? That’s what the salary would tell you!!!

2024-12-05 07:09:15 GMT

I’m Fediverse for life, by the way. I’ll go down with this ship if the day ever comes. I look at what happens elsewhere and I do not need that smoke.

2024-12-05 06:31:45 GMT

ChaotGPT should get a really gay voice option

2024-11-28 05:42:10 GMT

Okay moving has turned a little tiny corner to nearly bearable. I’m only like 10% done with making this place great, but I have carved a path through the boxes and the kitchen and bathroom are usable. How did I forget that this process takes four months??

2024-10-23 02:21:58 GMT

I don’t believe that it takes 10 business days to remove me from marketing emails. I just don’t believe you.

2024-10-02 01:07:35 GMT

She did, in fact, go to rehab. #factcheckasong #hashtagegames

2024-09-30 20:10:57 GMT

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Why are there 4,000 Chase bank branches in New York City if they’re all going to be like “[Long siiiiiiiiiigh] What do you want?”

2024-09-30 20:09:18 GMT

Going to seven different offices to align my name is truly starting to eat away at my sanity
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2024-09-28 01:04:36 GMT

Okay weekend friends, I have a few scripts I’m writing. What would you want to see hit YouTube (and the Fediverse) first?

2024-09-27 19:14:59 GMT

“Secure” PDFs can burn in the fires of hell

2024-09-25 16:53:39 GMT

My name is now legally Sabrina.
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2024-09-24 16:34:36 GMT

Hey fellow Trans people, was getting reconstructive, gender-affirming surgery similar to getting your leg removed, unnecessarily?
This British person thinks so – and they think it’s important we hear every inane thought that passes through their head!
https://photog.social/@midgephoto/113193470537048107

2024-09-23 23:23:18 GMT

Do you think if I’ve booked the appointment and checked in over the app and checked in over text message and done my pre-visit questionnaire, the doctor knows I’m coming to the appointment or should there be several more things I have to do?

2024-09-22 06:12:18 GMT

They killed their parents but in a likable way

2024-09-20 06:57:37 GMT

Why is it always my responsibility to break down society’s beauty norms? Isn’t this where cis women can flex all that privilege??

2024-09-18 01:09:25 GMT

I am going to watch the whole Predator series. Which ones should I expect to be bad?

2024-09-11 02:44:44 GMT

The cats are Transgender criminals and they are DELICIOUS. #presidentialdebate

2024-09-10 04:08:34 GMT

Immigrants are not eating your cats. Trans children are not getting surgeries or using litter boxes. There is no caravan or War on Christmas. The vaccines don’t cause autism.
You’re just a gullible bigot.

2024-09-10 03:59:20 GMT

As of today, I am legally a woman. Which is great, because…
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2024-09-09 06:08:53 GMT

Nobody:
People in the Alien franchise: Let’s get you to the med bay, which is deeper in the ship and has no weapons

2024-09-09 04:19:34 GMT

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2024-09-09 04:15:53 GMT

Your best posts are always the ones that get 4 likes. 4 likes is how you know you spoke truth

2024-09-01 05:21:01 GMT

When did the Duolingo owl become a slut
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2024-08-29 11:14:36 GMT

People who do the After picture on the left and the Before picture on the right – what is WRONG with you and can you be stopped?

2024-08-28 03:44:06 GMT

Mark Zuckerberg has so much and he will always be a sniveling little loser in the back of the fucking class being a total creep

2024-08-25 22:25:37 GMT

Disney didn’t ruin Star Wars… Star Wars fans did. Decades ago.

2024-08-23 23:08:54 GMT

As the Lorde once said, it’s so confusing sometimes to be a girl

2024-08-20 05:12:56 GMT

I watch terminal amounts of PBS

2024-08-17 20:38:24 GMT

I’m rebuilding my account. Point me to other Trans people worth following?
DO NOT suggest Charlotte Clymer 🙏

2024-08-16 22:26:49 GMT

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There are so many people in institutions I am never going to forgive because I am not a Christian and I fucking hate your ass

2024-08-16 22:26:20 GMT

The irony of The Guardian publishing this was enough to bring me physical symptoms of nausea. Just journalism things!!!! https://www.theguardian.com/society/article/2024/aug/15/ive-had-to-become-my-own-doctor-trans-young-people-on-life-after-the-cass-review

2024-08-13 04:46:23 GMT

I have a new name. It’s Sabrina!
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