Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.
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Last Notes npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Just realized I've been running my AC all summer long with the winter cover on. I feel like a retard. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ GM https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/133/288/025/083/229/original/def0c6482b2c5478.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Walked past a former employee this morning on my dog walk. Had two 19yo kids working for me, friends, we called them "George and Lenny". Guess which one he was? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/090/612/139/893/807/original/d00292de8fffb5c0.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I 3 of today's freebies 😁 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/970/653/201/552/769/original/479ed33845b82ece.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…ktgk This is way cooler than a bug zapper... npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…swsj it's a great drive, I've done too and bottom basically. If you like the scenery. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/938/443/394/149/702/original/544814b1b7a114fa.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Ordered groceries on Amazon. Half show up at 5:45. Other half shows up at 6:50... Why the f*** didn't you deliver it all at once? npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Baby bat. I have no idea what to do. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/827/421/878/993/497/original/50df05b4b29bb894.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/827/422/078/717/915/original/c84e6f775ea74344.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ The only plant that survived... Got some huge fan leaves! https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/800/689/346/270/374/original/c54215cb898634c7.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/800/693/514/640/850/original/cb4ad67a3855112a.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I was on this street a couple weeks ago... 🙈🙉🙊 https://youtu.be/OQdvFW0NTJo npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…lsen It will be too late npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…lsen 10 years from now? Had it 10 years ago. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…l7un Well when you cultivate a fan base of tinfoil hat people and then act surprised and indignant when you learn some of the tinfoil hat people don't trust Jews... I go to church. I'm a Christian. But I'll admit the most insufferable people are the newly born again. He insulted half his fanbase and turned them against each other. Basically threw erinr under the bus. He destroyed the community. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Jesus Tap Dancing Christ 🤣 https://youtu.be/5uhktDv6hSY npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…p4t6 I also got this old picture of someone's dog that looks like it's from the 60s-70s. Just because. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/632/055/218/030/174/original/f92923100832e07e.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…p4t6 Hell my furnace is from the late 40s early 50s 🤷🏼♂️ npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…p4t6 I have a original press of huckleberry finn. Or maybe it's tom Sawyer 🤔 I collect old everything. License plates, fishing lures, tobacco pipes, boy scout knives, booze. I've got a Hector Salis painting and an original "big eyes" lithograph on my wall. Along with my vintage plate display. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/632/023/749/596/509/original/7c1587105c474975.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/632/026/258/919/968/original/a2b3d94285ceb1d1.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/632/026/842/564/246/original/5832fb7a98c1b02f.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/632/026/918/936/152/original/d3b6d7e4728051eb.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…5h8v Oh I have that on audio book 😂 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Sony kindle I got in a job. What books should I fill it with for my bug out bag? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/619/680/850/434/150/original/9f3b132624e40109.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ The woman I watch Deuce for always brings me goodies from wherever they go on vacation. This time they were in Amish country... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/513/152/770/337/525/original/dbd5d42d1cc1c0bd.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/512/881/683/680/899/original/ea4615f421d70c3a.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Was about to hop into the back of our box truck to dump a load at the transfer station (think landfill but in a building), looked down and saw a new Milwaukee box. Kicked it, heavy. Opened it, damn near brand new sawzall inside with dozens of fucked up blades. Saw doesn't look like it had been used twice 🤷🏼♂️ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/455/727/403/628/312/original/7fbfcd2f4162f207.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Homemade TV mount 😂 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/454/645/110/812/139/original/1e9eee1e38691102.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/454/645/928/900/762/original/60fbf2ddf3668eaa.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…sxm6 Learned that when I was a kid https://youtu.be/ql4p7ipnFWE npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I need to find me a woman who looks at me the way Hamish looks at tater tots. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/445/864/461/556/391/original/ea902552ede9e894.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…5h8v it's 4/20 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ IYKYK https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/437/740/314/503/272/original/eb8af9be3fe2841a.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Newport menthol: $10.49 Newport non-menthol: $5.99 😂 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…s6n3 At least you know when you hear a gunshot it probably wasn't someone getting shot 😁 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ That was clearly a gunshot. Life in the hood 🙈 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ It's been a very long time since I've bought Parliaments. Feel like I should have also bought an 8-ball to go with... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/371/008/949/677/983/original/a90a9d87b4fda210.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Bought a pizza with pineapple on it for the first time in my life. My local joint started making pulled pork and this is their "pig roast special". It was pretty fucking good. But I didn't feel like I was eating a pizza... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/370/986/475/561/913/original/3c1fda59df4dc3bc.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ My dad just told me he's buying a new RV and giving me his Airstream to use up in the UP at deer camp. I'm so fucking stoked. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…fw2c 1 if 3... npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/358/817/126/634/559/original/37c399f93ad62b30.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/358/402/745/285/679/original/9b96606878478431.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/352/322/128/642/206/original/e88f00c2631d62f2.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Bullet wound... Some asshole shot her... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/346/691/834/789/138/original/58f4a736331608cc.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/346/693/664/121/430/original/e841ef5e37b66cb1.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/337/296/212/695/775/original/568271b59c8672de.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…46yj You can be pissed at pharma but a Romanian politician who signed that contract is who should be punished by the people. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Moving stuff out of a nursing home that I moved in a month ago... npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…dzka Employers don't want smart employees. They want robots. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/311/516/174/689/602/original/7b5a460386968207.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Got this on a job last year. Finally plugged it in https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/309/203/094/000/041/original/bd0580a74ff3d8cd.mp4 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/304/897/698/026/397/original/c035bdffeaef82c5.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ When you see it... https://youtube.com/shorts/bOUoJmQ1AP8 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ OMFG 😂 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/591/882/989/776/original/c743c7ddedca0412.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/593/373/364/890/original/3657678c39bd7174.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/593/401/101/510/original/82a37833b28fb190.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/296/593/463/717/070/original/3e3610901b82d2e1.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Anyone have any experience with this? https://www.projectnomad.us/ npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…0v3n He's destroyed several but it usually took him at least a week to pop it 🤷🏼♂️ npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ And they popped it 😂 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/291/048/658/903/360/original/6e91aceef8e7a90f.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/290/970/225/620/636/original/dc6eabc706a5ea83.mp4 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/288/735/850/091/111/original/df394b1e9efa15b1.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…t344 I saw this post on yt 😁 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ My appetite has been shit lately. I can't afford to not eat 😮💨 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…hw3q @nprofile…6449 I haven't ran more than 50 yards since 2004. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…l4kz One thing I've discovered living in the hood is that black people cannot use crosswalks. I don't know if it's a phobia or crosswalks are racist but it's a thing. Pointed it out to my coworker, now he points it out before I see it. It's literally every fucking time. They'll cross the street 5 ft away from a crosswalk dodging in between cars. It's insane. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…cp6s https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/285/799/873/767/162/original/8bafd578e8758e28.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ poop https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/281/564/942/850/386/original/911385598d6358bc.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/281/513/145/926/556/original/860e1b4229873581.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…7r0z You're a fool if you ride a motorcycle these days. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…2cv9 good thing there's not a single American flag in this npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Anyone read this book? Free audiobook available here https://odysee.com/@Brando:c/The-Camp-of-the-Saints-by-Jean-Raspail--Studio-Production-:e npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/279/981/982/515/371/original/8f6db544b41c23ae.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Got that High Definition Internet! https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/275/522/205/629/908/original/ecfe0d65540ee7bb.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Freebies https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/275/465/360/632/595/original/1903a46d6f1a1f61.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…whfu Everything she's wearing has to be stretchy. She built like a planet. I lied about breakfast. She ordered a double bacon cheeseburger and chili-cheese fries. 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If there's any group owed a debt it's us. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/272/842/112/911/935/original/da96ce65d9c0e93c.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…nqy9 @nprofile…cp6s @nprofile…2hjm I liked the used 🤷🏼♂️ npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Was this the peak of civilization? Did the iPhone ruin everything? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/270/230/144/351/010/original/3001e581c68da6b9.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Anyone know what this is? Possibly something for cigars? 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