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I also got it for only about $10 on Good Old Games. Here in Scandinavia, $10 will maybe buy you two small potatoes and some grilled firewood. But this? This will keep the hunger pangs at bay for much, much longer.

2026-01-11 03:35:10 GMT

Because, after all, everything is tethered to the dollar, since we abolished the Bretton Woods system in 1971. So, even if you're holding pounds, euros or yen, it doesn't matter. Because you're equally screwed.

2026-01-07 06:35:09 GMT

I use the GOG copy of Might and Magic VII. By pure muscle memory, I start torrenting, before remembering that I own it legally and in real life.

2026-01-03 03:35:09 GMT

I hope I've convinced you to try the best post-apocalyptic cotton farming and crack-smoking simulator on the market. Also it's free, so what have you got to lose?

2025-12-26 09:35:10 GMT

Have a Merry Christmas. Sadly, we Jews don't celebrate Christmas, because we killed Jesus.

2025-12-26 06:35:09 GMT

Have a merry Christmas, and I'll see you all next year.

2025-12-23 18:41:37 GMT

You're all trrrully wonderful, have a beautiful day.

2025-12-23 06:35:09 GMT

SsethTzeentach™ is now a legal subsidiary of T-Series. Please welcome your New Delhi overlords.

2025-12-08 15:35:09 GMT

Thank you for watching.

2025-12-07 09:35:10 GMT

Hey gang, tell me something. Do you like being spied on, being watched, having every single move you make cataloged and sold off to the highest bidder, sounds familiar? It should.

2025-12-06 00:35:10 GMT

Download ExpressVPN.

2025-11-23 06:35:09 GMT

Ultimately, you're playing Crusader Kings 2 for the journey, not the outcome and the stories you create in the process are unique to your experience. No game will go quite the same. Which is why there's no reason for me to explain mechanics. Instead, let me share some stories!

2025-11-11 03:35:10 GMT

UnderRail is not a game you play once. I'm not biased, I'm just trying to justify my 200-hour playtime.

2025-11-06 18:35:09 GMT

I read online somewhere that you could train your dwarves extremely quickly by constructing a danger room. The idea is simple, we put a dwarf in a room filled with traps. We activate them, and our brave warriors will gracefully dodge and block every single one of them.

2025-10-25 12:35:09 GMT

Spirit stones are the chocolate coins of this world. You can trade them during break time for pokemon cards, or consume them directly to restore a small amount of diabetes.

2025-10-20 15:35:10 GMT

I give Mount and Blade: Warband ten Sharingans out of the Byakugan.

2025-10-15 21:35:13 GMT

It's easy to forget yourself. I've been there many times, and and each time the pit is just as empty and bottomless as it was before.

2025-10-13 09:35:09 GMT

You're gonna open with Quincy into a 301 Ninja followed by 200 Alchemist. Upgrade Alchemist to 301, Ninja to 402. Smack down a 200 Monkey Village. Then place your 320 Heli Pilot, Alchemist to 401, Heli to 420. Village 230. And finally finish your 520 Heli Pilot.

2025-10-10 09:35:09 GMT

That doesn't mean war crimes are bad, it just means you should do it to someone else.

2025-10-03 06:35:09 GMT

Borrow money from the Jews. Consider paying them back. Keep it instead by expelling the Jews from your country. Don't feel bad about it. We've been expelled so often, you really won't hurt our feelings if you do it again.

2025-09-28 06:35:09 GMT

After you've picked your element, you get thrown into the game. Welcome to the magical land of Urak... U-Rak... Iraq.

2025-09-19 06:35:09 GMT

I don't know if it's intentional or not, but each time I play Necropolis, I do get a very strong, inexplicable craving to consume Monster Energy.

2025-08-17 03:35:09 GMT

In case you haven't figured this out already, Dwarf Fortress is an amazing game. And not only that, it's unique. There's nothing quite like it.

2025-08-01 21:35:09 GMT

The world is your autism playground.

2025-07-31 03:35:09 GMT

The world is your autism playground.

2025-07-29 03:35:10 GMT

But first, a word from our sponsor, because I got to get that bread.

2025-07-27 21:35:10 GMT

Think of a woman as a bowling ball. Because just like a bowling ball, a woman has, correct, she's got three of them.

2025-07-09 12:35:10 GMT

Are you a hot-blooded virile male? Then this is the game for you. Do you suffer from a receding hairline, fetal alcoholism, or untreated syphilis? Then this is also of a game for you.

2025-07-07 09:35:10 GMT

A tank's armor is strongest at the front. Which means the back and side is uh... ripe for the taking.

2025-06-19 03:35:10 GMT

Welcome to StarSector. Basically, everything's a piece of shit. We're in the galactic version of the Dark Ages, but it's super fun.

2025-05-31 15:35:09 GMT

With conflict comes war, and with war comes the dreaded draft. But I've got a tip just for you. You can't get drafted if you get enlisted. Enlisted is a World War II themed multiplayer shooter with a strong focus on historical authenticity.

2025-05-31 09:35:09 GMT

Problem is, these terrorist groups keep stealing shipments of Ambrosia. And Lord forbid, if Ambrosia gets into the hands of the poor, I'm gonna have a stroke.

2025-05-30 15:35:08 GMT

Anyway, I forgot the point I was trying to make. Let's proceed.

2025-05-20 21:35:09 GMT

It's not a pretty world, JC, but we all gotta make sacrifices. Some, more than others. A LOT more than others.

2025-05-18 18:35:09 GMT

It's a DOS game, so we play it on DosBox.

2025-05-15 00:35:10 GMT

Well, I have a new flash for you. All the stuff you thought was cool as fuck at 12... still is.

2025-05-14 11:48:25 GMT

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2025-04-05 00:35:11 GMT

Caesar III was very progressive for its time, as it accepted the harsh truth that you could bring civilization to Britain, but you could never bring Britain to civilization.

2025-04-03 21:35:10 GMT

This is Sseth, reminding you that being an deadbeat dad isn't cool, even if your son is a malformed, hideous abomination, and an insult to God's earth. Take responsibility and kill him yourself.

2025-04-03 12:35:10 GMT

Women turning into pillars of salt for disobeying God.

2025-03-25 06:35:09 GMT

Turns out, this was the single most important person in the fucking universe, the linchpin that turns the tide of the entire war. This one guy is the only person who knows the code for the Braga elevator.

2025-03-02 12:35:09 GMT

Your progress never goes unnoticed, and there's no greater flattery but an alien designed specifically to kill you.

2025-01-19 15:44:26 GMT

Some of my favorite quests include: protecting a Verified Twitter User from hateful comments online, by crushing someone into meat paste after luring them in using the sweet aroma of a female girl;

2025-01-18 12:44:26 GMT

And I will not be shamed by people who immediately revert to authoritarian, fascist statements, such as "We have two toilets, why did you use the sink?"

2025-01-15 18:44:30 GMT

Sadly, my little girl drank from a dodgy well and got pregnant halfway through a dungeon escort mission.

2024-12-16 15:44:26 GMT

A visual novel developed by NekoWorks, the title translates literally from Japanese. Neko meaning "cat", and Para meaning "I enjoy disappointing my parents".

2024-11-08 03:44:54 GMT

Or you can use the most efficient method of travel: T-posing. Naturally, T-posing is the optimal shape for reducing your air resistance, allowing temporary flight and propulsion. This is well-documented in the Dead Sea Scrolls.

2024-11-03 18:46:43 GMT

I ordered two sets of voice-activated explosives, which trigger upon hearing the recorded code phrase. I set this to the word most likely to be spoken by this mentally retarded human being. Can you guess... what that is?

2024-10-27 00:44:39 GMT

A gnome would sooner sell his own mother for a pouch of silvers than do a single good deed in his entire gaping hole of an existence.

2024-09-23 15:45:01 GMT

It's no small secret that modern web browsers are massive resource hogs. They always say, just upgrade your rig, bro. But you know what? No.

2024-09-09 18:46:02 GMT

My favorite part of the story was attending a funeral, only to interrupt it by starting a firefight. Almost every everyone involved is an essential NPC, so the shootout will never end.

2024-09-05 00:46:04 GMT

All in all a very pleasant experience. So now you can safely torrent your anime in peace, and your family will never have to know.

2024-08-30 00:47:05 GMT

The game may simply be described as masterpiece. Like Witcher with guns, and Skyrim with gameplay.

2024-08-09 03:46:39 GMT

Confucius say big tits with no ass will fill your hands, but big ass with no tits will fill your heart.