martijnw
Martijn Wismeijer
World's first Bitcoin #implant man, marketing manager at generalbytes.com, likes #stonks, #guns, loves #bitcoin and #streetart. Notes posted here are personal opinions, not that of any company.
Public Key
npub1e5j7w6m2zude5qdpv63hmtnay9lqen2h876nyp72d4xss27acczsr30492 NIP-05 Address
@m.rtijn.info Profile Code
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Author Public Key
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Published at
2023-06-10 22:13:27 Event JSON
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May the 5th epoc bring you health, wealth, and happiness! https://image.nostr.build/de70fdbcecf5b77a4b178982e63101a8d9ff9c0687e5e98ea0afa637e14da445.jpg npub1e5j7w6m2zude5qdpv63hmtnay9lqen2h876nyp72d4xss27acczsr30492 martijnw 😎 I just noticed. Not on my self-hosted version 😢 npub1e5j7w6m2zude5qdpv63hmtnay9lqen2h876nyp72d4xss27acczsr30492 martijnw Home 🏡 is where my #BitcoinFocus resides. Grateful to @npub1w98…cwpx for his time and for sending me a copy! The print quality is exceptional, and the paper is so thick that every time I turn a page, it feels like more than one. 😁 I thoroughly enjoyed reading all the articles and seeing familiar faces. 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