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Last Notes

2026-01-01 02:07:12 GMT

Many happy returns to everyone who has, for security purposes, given 1st January as their birthday when registering for online services.

2025-11-25 11:45:40 GMT

Methods of preservation:
Pickling - we make the environment too acidic for rot.
Salting - we make the environment too salty for rot.
Drying - we make the environment too dehydrated for rot.
Freezing - we make the environment too cold for rot.
Fermentation - we embrace the rot.

2024-12-21 13:21:00 GMT

We don't really do Christmas in the Eden household but decided to do a roast to celebrate the Winter Solstice. Happy Solar New Year to all who celebrate!
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2024-12-05 07:14:44 GMT

I'm not losing my job today. I am yeeting my entire career into the goddamn sun!

2024-10-23 16:12:45 GMT

The Emperor's New Clothes only the Emperor is about to walk straight into a thicket of brambles and instead of pointing out that he's actually naked the child shrugs and turns away as the Emperor is ripped to shreds and dies of blood loss.

2024-08-11 17:20:54 GMT

Apparently whatever weather craziness is about to befall us will be due to whatever Storm Debbie does...