⚖️ Anti Zionist, Leftie, 🚴🏻♂️ Anarchyish, Scottish indy, punk, 🌳🫂 hippy antiroyal Mad Max 2 prepper 🛢️⛺⚔️🏹 🚫🛐 Dudeist 👽🦕🦖 ⚛️🔭📡🔬 Inhabits multiple realities, which are quantum holograms, at the same time 🧠💥 "It's just a ride" (or several) #MentalHealth 🧺💼 #AndysManClub #depression #cPTSD 🩼🩻 Physcal mess #Diabetic 🩸🩹 🖥️ IT Support 🐒 :Scot_IrnBru: :Scot_Haggis: :Scot_NaeRolls: Posts auto 🗑️ 1 week & manually 1 day or less #nobot #noAI #noBridge #naeBams #naePasaran
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Last Notes npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…v9vp Another way to get character points to spend is through the flaws system npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Apparently this was in the Boston globe As per usual. Showing how it can be done and gaining respect everywhere they go. As they said in #Germany during the last Euros "No Scotland. No party!" #Scotland #football #WorldCup #TartanArmy #soccer #NoScotlandNoParty https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/790/171/070/147/815/original/2efbaa5877d13cae.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre The post box near us gets knitted toppers for events This one is the most impressive in a long time just for ingenuity #knitting #Scotland #football #worldCup #soccer https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/758/639/659/263/688/original/296c3240d362a2c8.jpg https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/758/639/673/647/828/original/f93a4ecd1f7758ab.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 He was the ACME John McLean npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 He was my favourite after they turned Garibaldi all dark and not funny. Until then it was Garibaldi The scene with the motorcycle in the corridor was priceless npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre #dogsOfMastodon He's snoozing again so he doesn't care what I do with his mop of fur https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/515/517/793/002/163/original/5999feeefedb3b9f.jpg https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/515/517/871/109/917/original/d189587db51ecbb8.jpg https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/515/517/882/439/062/original/0e4c77ffa74f605e.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Two #USA troops missing during African Lion exercise in Morocco https://ground.news/article/search-underway-for-2-us-service-members-missing-after-training-exercises-in-morocco_f32267 "Fell into river" Or.. https://youtu.be/KyR7XB0VBPM?si=QIgdAGMH7vPYB96L Classic escape routine from going to #Iran conflict (Joking aside I hope they're OK) npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 #AiSlop npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 A heady bouquet with a strong nose of Bovril npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 Your arse is saying things out loud? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre It's Monday so it's #mentalHealth from me again and a call to all lads feeling 💩 #AndysManClub are on tonight 7 sharp –9 likely not far away check your postcode on Andysmanclub.co.uk for venues No judgement, programmes, steps* or preaching Just listening, with other lads who have something going on. You don't need to speak, grab a free cuppa and biscuit. We're at the door to welcome you quietly, no fuss. Bravest and best step* you'll take *OK 1, through the door #itsOkToTalk #joinTheConversion npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…hh4j Or even better Stick my nonce brother on it, with nobody else and a remote pilot, then crash it into the Bermuda triangle. That would be smashing npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 There was a guy with bush version one who couldn't spell potato. It's the same joke Bill Hicks did npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 I will actually use that on stage now npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 😆 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 Are you blocked? Do you need someone to pull it? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Look All I'm saying is I know Kryten was lovely But his replacement was ready to kill everyone for refusing him That's not a great ratio of nice versus murderer #redDwarf #AI npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre #Anthropic to Give* #UK Banks (Gullible Enough To Take It) Access to Mythos #AI Model https://ground.news/article/anthropic-to-give-uk-banks-access-to-mythos-ai-model_407253 Oh well There goes any #money we once had *First one is free... How about "AI To Be Given Access To UK Banks" There Fixed it npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 cling film npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 Effluent market too Very similar markets Hopefully no more fucking roof tents npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 and side doors so you're not a train carriage walk through everyone's bedroom npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 Do they float though? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 I'll die first thank you I have a violent allergic reaction to accordions In that the allergy makes me very violent with any sharp implement, resulting in a sad deflating demonic wail noise npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre #AndysManClub tonight. If you're in the UK and need help with #mentalHealth look them up and go along. Ask yourself "What have you got to lose?" You WILL GAIN a free mug of tea coffee water juice and a biscuit, not to mention a connection with other men that get what you're going through simply by going through other or even three same things. One thing you WON'T gain is judgement There's also talkclub.org which does online meetings and I believe is global #ItsOkToTalk #JoinTheConversation npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…l7em @nprofile…063n Ssssnakes? In Esssssexssss? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Yes This is the correct response by our resident destroyer #dog to the "post" that was "dumped' through the letter box today Instinct. Pure instinct. No teaching was required here He couldn't eat two Heb would be sick #politics #UkPol #reform #farage #frogFace https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/363/691/386/869/455/original/9ffb38f23dc256f3.mp4 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…l7em Makes me think Are there regulatory controls that have to be met when creating these furry suits? My suggestions Must fit through doorways Must be flame retardant Must have easy access toilet flaps Same above but sex flaps Must not be dry clean only Must not overheat wearer Fans must have USB charging Battery warning on shipping boxes Must have allergy warning (if real fur) Must say no animals were harmed Must have a given safe word Must not be worn while driving npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…l7em It's not a wolf until you've made it so technically I guess you show the wolf to the door when someone comes to buy it or the etsy parcel collection company pick it up in a giant box. npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…l7em I didn't know Zak from Swindon existed but I'll be sure not to look him up npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…l7em I haven't seen Zak talk about raves yet npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…l7em Blame for what? I'm not seeing the context here sorry if I'm filtering something npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…l7em inherited from the Scots Invented copper wire by fighting over a penny npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…rdmk I didn't notice wallpaper I'm looking at the space and flat surfaces for practical use Think paper will get soggy if you don't have a powerful dehumidifier Recommend the meaco 10L one add the 20 would be too big for my passenger foot well Also means you can drive away in a hurry without having to mop the windscreen as I did the night my father in-law passed away 😭 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…rdmk that's looking cool Much better than the job they did on the one I bought fourth hand lol npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre All hail mother nature at this day of spring npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 FirkinEll Bad enough chocolate eggs and malty chocolate bunnies but chocolate field mice? Next it will be curry flavour Turkish delight 🤢 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 Salted caramel exists I'll take that off your hands npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Trump’s relationship with Starmer ‘significantly damaged’ in Iran war fallout https://ground.news/article/trumps-relationship-with-starmer-significantly-damaged-in-iran-war-fallout And in today's other no shit Sherlock news: fire hot, water wet, snow cold, USA in deep shit Damaged? Brain damage from orange paint inhalation maybe npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 Judge Dredd Saves even more time npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 I was watching invincible so the internet didn't stop This means he's alive which makes me sad npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 That's too full a plan Think his is just do whatever the 🍊💩🏆🤡👑🃏🇷🇺🏄🏼🧺💼👶🏻🩲👨👧👧 puppet master makes him do by jiggling his flaccid member inside is colon* *if it reaches that far npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…d60a I followed FSMism for a while but was ultimately seduced to Dudeism, abiding, white Russian drinks, taking it easy and of course: having a rug that really ties the room together, man. npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre #Yemen #Houthis are getting involved as they're backed by #Iran so there goes the other #oil route and with it the struggling #global #economy #politics #war npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 I was going to say charge passengers £10 for a coffee and bag of crisps but it's freight so that's not going to work You could steal the goods though npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 Hold on I might have accidentally read your mind It's going to be the one he sees the couple copulating. Isn't it? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 You read my lazy mind Agreed npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Theory A friend and I just did sober what would normally be done drunk We put the works to rights All that needs to happen Is a cease in any and all competing Whether that be external or internal with one's self Just. Be. Average. Like bare minimum effort Live and let live but with limits Engine ticking over Cruse control Recognise everybody else has the same right to being just above lazy and no more And maybe go back to living in caves npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 Now I'm thinking Rorschach tests were original NFTs npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 That's what QR codes are for npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 Nothing tragic about that accidental wank splash (from his mother's finger) other than he's still breathing npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/19/fbi_patel_location_data/ #FBI buys tracking data? Great Oh look in the same day #Microsoft #teams says it is helpfully updating #location #surveillance #privacy #security #snooping #sneakyBarStewards Disable this in settings > privacy now: https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/267/013/211/449/785/original/f5b19d1d97b517e7.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…p560 Lucky we closed the only one Scotland had npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre I suspect the new ayatollah is the son because they can't be arsed changing all the signs and name plates around the country. The photos on all the walls can just get some dark marker pens to the hair #conspiracy #satire npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Contract terminated early Stupid council project budget overspend 🤬 Need a new job a week Monday IT support 1st to 3rd line onsite Edinburgh or remote/hybrid #getFediHired #job npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…rdmk WTF? I use duck duck go for reference npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Huv tae get it richt, ken. Cannae hae such a hing no signposted P.S. GIRUY. Love an kisses #Scotland 🏴 #trump #troll #PedoDon #humour #humor #jokes #politics #satire #Epstein #scot #Scots #Scottish https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/115/963/607/487/234/256/original/5d5069f73757c613.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre https://mastodon.social/@janvlug/115956988391128669 I don't want* to laugh at anyone who bought into #Amazon filming their doorstep But 100% I will *it's more HAVE to laugh #nevent1q…c4mu npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…l7em Unexpected item in the baah-ging area npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…l7em Queue jumpers npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre What do you mean? On the FIRST day of #Christmas ? There's only the one 25th of DE CEM BER Have you any idea how much a pear tree costs these days? #CostOfLiving mean anything? #inflation And I'm sorry you'll have to accept an IOU the RSPB prevented me from ordering live partridge. And I checked. Alan wasn't interested Now I have a restraining order. Thanks The rest of your wish list is now replaced with a straight jacket. #joke #jokes #notThatFunny npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…czr6 these were fresh from the charity shop npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…pr07 Teatime is barbaric As said in being human TV series Breakfast Lunch Dinner Supper npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Planning on heading to #Glasgow tomorrow for the #Climate march #protest thing Trying to decide on what to put in a placard Bill Gates = coward D°wn with this s°rt °f thing Careful n°w Wur a' d°°med G°annae n° dae that? Suggestions welcome npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Monday again #depression #anxiety #loneliness and #suicide emotions when bottled up can be deadly If you're struggling, check out #AndysManClub Mondays 7-9pm their site will direct you to your nearest venue or request online if not up to in person groups Zero judgement Zero pressure to talk You can just sit in and listen Anonymous Free cuppa and biscuits 5 questions - first and last 2 are quite quick and light hearted usually get some good laughs npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Checking I haven't got meningitis Why can't we get womeningitis? Bloody sexism. That's why. (I'll get me coat) npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…39ss Since 2023 my lungs have been goo filled 😫 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre I will be officially #unemployed from end of next week #remote #hybrid #onSite #techSupport (1/2/3 line, I'm not fussy) is my bag Anybody know if anything please DM me #getfedihired #boostsWelcome npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Sir David #Attenborough Names Golden Eagle Chick Hatched in #Scotland https://ground.news/article/sir-david-attenborough-names-golden-eagle-chick-hatched-in-scotland Ahem Dave... Goldy McGoldface or GTFO You know that, right? #nature #wildlife #environment npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…39ss @nprofile…7lqx His vision is failing and I didn't think He can't read the menus so changing things is a real pain in the ass Unless I buy a second pair and count the clicks with him Which yeah Major Pain The Ass Given that he still drives is another nightmare I regularly have npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…39ss @nprofile…7lqx Can lend you the X1 I got for my dad (through my company) but weren't suitable npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…39ss XR One glasses I can sell your They don't connect to anting other than your phone or PC But three inputs you're asking a lot and need a KVM switch probably USB c npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Sitting on the shitter Not feeling chipper Wearing a frown Feeling quite down With mobile in hand Job sites, be damned Ghosted and rejected Totally dejected Prospects are grim Chances look slim Clowns in power An absolute shower Racism the norm Win will Reform Unmet desires Planet on fire How to carry on I'd be better on #Mastodon #poem #poetry #MondayBlues #jobHunting #fedUp npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…39ss MOLE MEN! npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…39ss Maybe he was gay and couldn't share the fact npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…39ss Can't you fire yourself? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Fury as Ministers 'Lose Track' of 150,000 #Migrants (who just happen to be Social Care Workers) https://ground.news/article/starmer-in-trouble-150-000-migrants-are-missing Have you checked behind the fridge and sofa? Yeah "Lost" Because they would just close down what's left of "social" "care" #UkPol #politics #satire npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…39ss Just make an entire game where you pat all the animals npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…r5de Trying to get used to Waze The ghost busters voice and icon pack are a bit of amusement, if nothing else npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…39ss pay per hour My DiabloIV habit would be a third and fourth mortgage by now npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre His eyes were closing in stages His chin was only going in one (downward) direction The fan in the #camperVan was needed to keep us both cool enough to get to sleep As the night progresses he gets up and moves away from the fan, first against the legs then the back. Also the worlds best alarm clock sniffing and licking the ear drum #dog #dogs #dug #dugs #dogsOfMastodon #dogstodon #pet #pets #photography #spaniel #vanLife https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/963/864/286/160/884/original/3e1e56a60e2c234d.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…r5de better than the hire dual control my lad had a meeting with a rock on a back road because apparently the other guy (read c***) owned the road https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/950/326/243/904/305/original/8603364c6a47db01.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…r5de need some wheel trims Naked wheels are so 1970s npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…l805 The UK is an exit point npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…l805 They cut down history Kevin Costner was there Robin hood Morgan freeman too I think Kissed the sand and spat it out Bit far from the coast they supposedly landed on Maybe I'm thinking men in tights version with Mel brooks... Prison doesn't work but grinding them into fertiliser for saplings would be considered "against their human rights" npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Yeah the view from our temporary rooms at #AndysManClub was uh let's say..... Awfy gid... Now all we need to do is convince the building that we keep this room and not go back to the dungeon barn AND someone brought in chocolate biscuits #Edinburgh #castle #photography #skyline #ItsOkToTalk #ThatOneMan #joinTheConversation https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/813/851/459/661/822/original/082e8859f91e4b8d.jpg https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/813/872/213/983/475/original/0736c57fdd5f75a1.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…xlhv But will they be driven by fast and furry cast? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…xlhv Shit Check you haven't bought fairy corpses They'll haunt the absolute fuck out of you npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre I'm thinking up ideas for someone else on #mastodon to as easy cheat designs to their #pottery project that I'd use if I had the task myself This is the kind of content I came here for in 2022 I just didn't know it then npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…r5de @nprofile…6rg6 @nprofile…37y6 @nprofile…kvnh Bought myself a small camper van and can honestly say I feel the lure of having minimal clothing to wash at a camp site Earn enough to maintain vehicle and eat but also pay mortgage for rest of family to have their comfort. Other reasons meant I needed an exit strategy so the switch has not been fully flipped, so far... npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre #funny #joke #jokes #meme #Scotland #humour #humor #Scottish https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/700/846/514/563/655/original/9790196b877b9537.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Forgot to share recent #puppy #photo after his trip to the groomers so here goes #photography #dogsOfMastodon #pets #dog #dogs https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/683/504/786/909/405/original/6836c795ac6faa5e.jpg https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/683/505/888/336/067/original/bc97d538fd8937b3.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre Today in #Edinburgh the #charity #football tournament is at Ainsley Park from 12 come along and support the varied #charities including #refugees and #homeless and the charity I #volunteer with #AndysManClub so many good causes and friendly people. #DJ on the decks playing tunes and a #SouthAfrican Brain #BBQ grab brolly for #Scottish summer and I hope to see you there especially if you're a follow of mine and Edinburgh based (you know who you are) npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…xlhv They're calling us arse holes npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…xlhv better than a bajilliion emails with subject to from CC date time then signature after every reply when all you want is the body npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…r5de You mean drug dealers alternative to burner phones? It's north of the wall 🏴 (sorry) Where prescriptions and further education are still free and the water isn't privatised or full of sewage. There's also more wind turbines per head of the population which is probably why they built a big cable to take out down south. (*They'll come for the water soon enoughv and THEN it will kick off and get properly interesting) *Westminster npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre This is shocking Some VANDAL has torn down an innocent McDonald's advert from a phone box and replaced it with a big sheet of paper for kids to draw on (and left a box of crayons inside the phone box) Doesn't anyone respect commercial #advertising and #junkFood aimed at kids? https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/638/320/733/314/196/original/a33497080282aa4c.jpeg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…xlhv @nprofile…zqe4 Alan cumming He's a bit of a rogue npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre @nprofile…xlhv @nprofile…l20x Looks like they followed the tabloid press standard npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre The sound of the heavy rain on the van roof is bliss Hopefully I'll be asleep as fast as the pup- HEY THAT'S MY PILLOW oh well. It is his birthday today after all #puppy #spaniel #dog #dogsOfMastoson #photography https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/559/255/546/418/555/original/ba4b874073f00338.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u Spytfyre #meta #AI are clearly reading my #WhatsApp chats with ex colleagues... Invasion of #privacy much? https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/519/191/880/788/732/original/da015cbf418c6940.jpg