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2024-07-28 04:04:42

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@npub12hn…jefx leave it to boomers to be absolute trash

2024-05-30 05:29:22

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@npub1ulg…hu9s clicked it
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2024-05-30 05:18:34

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@npub17c5…hcv8 @npub1msm…0dqu I recall that Cantwell once threatened me over Facebook lmao

2024-05-15 02:50:05

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@npub1gke…3xp3 NO
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2024-05-13 23:31:21

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@npub12hn…jefx My favorite was the "man" that was concerned his junk wouldn't work if he was cut up down there. Have some self awareness lol

2024-05-11 04:54:36

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@npub1gke…3xp3 now it's personal
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2024-05-10 20:33:35

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2024-05-03 02:15:15

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@npub1gke…3xp3 what's more dangerous? Being on a plane made by Boeing, or being a Boeing whistleblower?

2024-04-27 19:24:54

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@npub1kj5…x8pt is this art of the new fem space marines that totally always existed in the lore?

2024-04-26 03:55:10

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@npub1gke…3xp3 yeah, sure, it's the "exercise"
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2024-04-25 20:14:00

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@npub18k3…upyq Jeff is more of a killer than COVID

2024-04-16 04:12:10

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@npub1xjr…kygw
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2024-04-12 04:12:55

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@npub1az9…m8y8 I disagree and I hate you

2024-03-26 14:50:52

Here I have for you is an elegant sandwich consisting of roasted peanut spread and wild berry compote between two slices of fresh artisinal pullman white bread. Please, enjoy.
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2024-03-21 21:04:54

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@npub1msm…0dqu @npub195y…0tcw @npub1myw…gkh4 she's a poor victim. Obviously, there is no record of her being bullied, is the size of a silverback gorilla, and was surrounded by her friends during the fight. But she was on the honor roll. She wuz gonna be president and sheet.

2024-03-21 16:12:43

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@npub1mr9…3xh4 at first glance I thought this was Pyramid Head in drag

2024-03-15 01:15:29

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@npub1hm7…utpx @npub1s4m…umct she tweeted this just before she got pushed on to subway tracks and kissed an oncoming train.

2024-03-11 03:19:02

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@npub1gke…3xp3 Alex Jones needs a subscription of InfoWars Super Male Vitality™

2024-03-08 02:16:19

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@npub1gke…3xp3 Idubbz, it didn't have to be this way! 😩

2024-02-27 23:17:12

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@npub1gke…3xp3 bruh

2024-02-13 23:01:55

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@npub1gke…3xp3 what's to stop me from identifying as a person of color and triggering everyone in that room? If they stop me, I'll just screech "bigot!" at them.

2024-02-08 00:07:31

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@npub1mr9…3xh4 if someone needs a little communism, it's this guy.
You know, because of the whole starvation thing.

2024-02-07 03:23:31

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@npub1f3s…h649 @npub1xn0…ugrf is that what they really meant by "The British are coming?"

2024-02-07 00:47:36

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@npub1xn0…ugrf was there a lot of air travel in 1776?

2024-02-04 04:31:42

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@npub1gke…3xp3 no gods, no malarkey
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2024-02-03 15:24:14

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@npub1xn0…ugrf someone better than me please do the "Cum! Cum! Cum! Cum on Iran!" edit.

2024-01-31 03:01:59

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@npub1gke…3xp3 @npub1mu9…jj0t this episode scared me as a child
Maybe that was instilling a well deserved fear of glowies

2024-01-29 22:19:30

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@npub1msm…0dqu
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2024-01-26 03:37:41

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub16gk…9ydd @npub1ftq…90v8 the only thing she'll know how to cook is Wendy's chili 🤮

2024-01-26 01:03:07

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@npub1gke…3xp3 20$ for internet? Are they using two cups and string?

2024-01-25 19:04:21

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@npub1msm…0dqu yeah, they can keep laughing. We'll see how they get along with their obese, soy addled, porn sick, afraid of guns, no cardio, don't know how to even start a fire, asses. They'll cower once the bullets begin to fly.

2024-01-23 14:37:14

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@npub1gke…3xp3 I didn't need to get sick this morning, yet here I am.

2024-01-22 19:58:30

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@npub1msm…0dqu why is she so ugly?

2024-01-21 17:39:52

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2024-01-21 17:13:33

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@npub1rsf…nlc4 @npub1kdy…2hnf
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2024-01-21 17:00:29

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 would

2024-01-17 05:11:25

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@npub1wcf…equk I just "finished" it. I like it. They casually referenced Porcupine Tree in an episode, so that's a plus from me.

2024-01-11 03:44:21

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@npub1aw2…70dd I take no chances
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2024-01-07 00:31:13

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2024-01-03 04:16:05

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@npub1v62…6c55 what's she cooking with frozen peas, ice cream and orange juice?

2024-01-03 04:14:55

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@npub1aw2…70dd @npub1v62…6c55 her dick is probably bigger than his

2024-01-01 22:56:37

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2023-12-31 22:16:24

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@npub13wh…wvah I'll pray and eat 5 ribeyes when I get home . 🙏

2023-12-31 22:01:48

Just met a mother fucker for the first time and he literally proceeds to tell me that he's vegan and that he's atheist, just like the meme.

2023-12-28 19:50:27

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@npub1q8n…kct8 @npub1lrp…n7q6 @npub1l3t…cal9 @npub1kpw…xzz4 @npub1nqz…838y they can just sweep aside that Biden wrote the 1994 tough on crime bill that targets balck people and he still defends it to this day

2023-12-27 14:14:39

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@npub1v62…6c55 "so, huh, I'm too 'embarrassed' to use my hand, so, uh, can I use the new robot?"
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2023-12-27 03:23:00

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@npub1sdr…zct8 "being trans is not a costume"
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2023-12-26 02:13:18

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@npub1aw2…70dd merry Christmas, zoo leader.
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2023-12-18 02:15:29

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@npub13wh…wvah he has a Shadow the Hegheg pfp, I wouldn't expect anything less.

2023-12-18 01:49:22

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@npub13wh…wvah my culinary autism is going into hyperdrive :potatoes_cry:

2023-12-13 01:10:06

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1j5l…wxv4 I would buy a Hanging in there Star shirt for myself.

2023-12-10 21:03:32

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@npub1v62…6c55 is she saying vikings were a myth? lmao

2023-12-05 23:25:16

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@npub1d4h…2ta7 if it isn't AI, then Tucker's package is a vortex to the Shadow Realm.
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2023-12-05 23:12:44

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@npub1d4h…2ta7 is this the true power of AI?

2023-12-03 20:06:43

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@npub159f…vg75 will this meme get me gangpressed into an FBI kidnapping plot?
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2023-12-01 20:17:11

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@npub1v62…6c55 she wants to be choked? I don't think my hands will fit around that huge neck.

2023-11-30 04:20:18

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@npub1v62…6c55 I can't tell which one is the brother

2023-11-26 14:12:38

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@npub1aw2…70dd @npub17ck…8txk @npub1w48…hper How would they force her pay for the flight and hotel room anyway?

2023-11-26 01:59:08

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@npub13wh…wvah they're even better when we make a lot of them.
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2023-11-25 23:02:30

Sometimes I pretend that I can cook.
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2023-11-24 14:25:36

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@npub1v62…6c55 he just confused Rainbow Road for Rainbow Bridge smh

2023-11-23 20:33:58

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@npub1v62…6c55 why don't these mouth breathers ever have a problem with the Religion of Peace either?
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2023-11-19 20:24:45

How's he gonna get that wheelchair down the chinney to steal those gifts?
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2023-11-17 19:04:43

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@npub1v62…6c55 and nothing of value was lost

2023-11-10 20:21:30

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub1khq…6n2t I just stick to indy games anymore unless "Metroid" is in the title.

2023-11-10 19:56:50

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@npub1khq…6n2t then shell out another 60 bucks for DLC

2023-11-09 03:11:24

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@npub1xza…veu8 that face says it all

2023-11-02 02:19:46

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@npub1kdy…2hnf
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2023-10-30 00:19:47

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@npub14hs…u796 I'd be pretty pissed if they served me sea cockroach and a strip of leather on the eve I was sent to die for these shit bags.

2023-10-26 14:01:04

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@npub1vny…74p3 @npub1v62…6c55 imagine being so retarded you need a recipe to put salt on watermelon. 🤨
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2023-10-26 13:57:08

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@npub1v62…6c55 This is the gayest Village People reunion yet.

2023-10-15 21:17:40

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub12ny…jdrp you finally made it
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2023-10-15 14:05:07

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@npub1yqa…n4ev @npub13wh…wvah I'm telling you from experience; stay away bro.

2023-10-09 21:16:08

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@npub127x…pfvn 'member the Holocaust?
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2023-10-08 23:47:30

It's a double rainbow! 😯
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2023-10-06 14:02:02

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@npub1aw2…70dd @npub1v62…6c55 at least it will be easy for him to sit and pee.

2023-10-04 03:31:52

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@npub1kwl…wmg5 @npub1nl9…axrx @npub18k3…upyq why's he only got like 2 rounds in each of his mags?

2023-10-04 02:03:15

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub15h5…wsh9 @npub1wfv…yfp8 @npub1xxm…0u7s @npub1tem…z8y5
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2023-10-02 21:32:50

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub1kdy…2hnf this is the most efficient way to get your vitamins
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2023-10-02 19:39:39

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@npub15h5…wsh9 @npub1wfv…yfp8 @npub1xxm…0u7s don't forget:
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2023-10-01 20:20:04

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@npub1737…t6ft I don't know what this is, but I already hate it and refuse to look it up.

2023-09-28 15:56:16

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@npub12e2…56j9 is that STARS standard issue?

2023-09-28 15:06:22

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@npub1jnp…07gs @npub1ze5…anju that's how shotguns work, riiiiight?

2023-09-28 15:00:38

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@npub1ze5…anju > plays globohomo game
> complains game is globohomo
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2023-09-25 15:41:00

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@npub1v62…6c55 "guests" lmao

2023-09-21 16:07:17

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@npub1v62…6c55 air condition bad, nuclear war good.
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2023-09-09 04:00:31

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@npub1aw2…70dd brb the police are kicking down my door

2023-08-30 19:10:02

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@npub1ljj…a2w6 it's the Gravy Seals

2023-08-30 15:04:03

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@npub1vrv…97jm @npub140r…u0g9 that's more of "if someone insults you, let it go and don't escalate the situation".

2023-08-09 03:25:40

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@npub1737…t6ft more like timwilliamshart, amirite?

2023-07-18 15:47:12

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@npub1mr9…3xh4 bruh, the LARP'ers at my local Ren Fest look better than this.

2023-07-14 20:32:18

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1rlc…efym
>MANdy
>She/Her/He/Him
>Looks like The Thing in a wig.
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2023-07-04 20:11:49

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@npub1rn8…8nl2 but they are the bomb
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2023-07-03 14:36:10

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@npub1khq…6n2t @npub108z…dkr5
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2023-06-28 23:45:05

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1mr9…3xh4 @npub1uqq…30js does being a proud boobsexual make me one of the alphabet people? 🤔

2023-06-03 22:47:46

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@npub13v6…hy07 I wonder why it thinks lefties are blue haired thots?
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2023-06-01 03:16:38

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@npub12ny…jdrp @npub13wh…wvah she's gonna really get scared with that many fence hoppers going into her city.

2023-06-01 03:03:06

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@npub12ny…jdrp @npub13wh…wvah buy the plane ticket for her

2023-06-01 01:24:48

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2023-05-30 23:02:48

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@npub1msm…0dqu my lefty aunt told me she walked into a gun store and walked out with a handgun in less than 15 minutes. I asked her if the whole store clapped.