Hollywood liberal, Bollinger bolshevik, choose your favorite pejorative. Turn-ons include film/TV, music, civil rights, architecture, cars, travel, food, gin martinis. Turn-offs include broccoli, bigots and spectacularly awful people like some billionaires who come to mind. He/Him.
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Last Notes npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Inadvertently offended someone when—his saying he’s from Boston, my saying it’s my second hometown, and his getting specific with Lynn—I broke into ‘Lynn, Lynn, city of sin / You never come out the way you went in.’ npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg As awful as she was I guess Bondi wasn’t political-revenging hard enough for an attorney general acting—with complete normality—as a president’s personal mafia lawyer. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Popped into Shelby American after lunch nearby. Where the urinals in the gents don’t have dividers—funny because it’s guaranteed to FREAK OUT a lot of the demographic. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg How very Soviet. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…dyu0 That guy did it so willfully, too—nothing accidental about it. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…ryua You made me literally laugh. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Just met someone who—the first time he went abroad—went to ANTARCTICA. That’s as baller as it gets. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…dyu0 Oh my god the Christians with their shofars really kill me. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…ryua Hahaha not quite npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Still cracks me up that the Arcade Fire guys are de facto members of the King Family -- their mother Liza was part of the immense Mormon family that did lots of wholesome musical TV specials in the '60s and '70s. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…eeh3 Wow an actual recipe! Thanks! npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I feel like this might be the right place to ask this question. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg There is ALWAYS in my refrigerator a bottle of champagne at the ready to toast whatever natural cause takes Trump. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Haha in magazines TK is placeholder for ‘to come.’ npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I wish there were a ‘casual visitor’ day at Disneyland. Would be nice to experience what it was like before the constant crowding of annual-pass superfans made it miserable for anyone who’s not in the cult. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…5uqu Interesting! My family is Norwegian—Dad the first cousin actually born in the States. So there’s an additional interest point haha npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…ryua Such a moron. I cringe when people still give him credit for ANY intelligence. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I have long argued Donald J Trump has never had a strategic thought in his life. He’s an idiot—but an idiot with an uncanny animal instinct. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…dyu0 Yikes! npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg It continues to be my fondest hope that all the grace and mercy evangelicals have for others will be visited upon them tenfold. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Low-key annoyed I did something as hokey as wearing red, white and blue—in that order—when I was just pulling things that all theoretically go together haha. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…5uqu Ha! npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Good god, if you tried to reverse-engineer an ICE movie hero from reality you’d get an anonymous little bitch who must be protecting by the president himself for murdering someone in the course of trying to abduct other people off the street. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Trump’s doing amazing, sweetie. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I’m a hypocrite who’s been saying we need bad-taste-disco-era-type extravagance to deal with Trump malaise but also sees this SL680 and exclaims YUCK NO NOT LIKE THAT. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Thought when this sped by that it might be a very expensive wrap. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I’ve been very on the record for over a decade as loathing Elon Musk. Now there’s this a stone’s throw from where I live. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…y70r This was basically the only video I ever played and so it’s shameful—especially—that I never got anything close to 2 million. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Whomst among us doesn't forget about hate symbols tiled into the floor that we've hidden under rugs while selling a house? npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg The bananas world we live in. While checking the Coast Guard-swastika story, I happened upon this. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Haha walking with some friends when I say ‘I’ll tell you what’ but before I can say what that is someone from somewhere yells ‘What is that, white boy?’ Which I haven’t been called in a while! npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg A vintage Cadillac hearse with an ominous vanity plate. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Something I’ve always hated about Mastodon—and maybe I’ve just not figured out how to do it properly—is searching my archive. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…gk57 Okay, we need this story. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…eqw3 Insane on purpose npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I’m officially RAGING as that motherfucker Trump and that motherfucker RFK Jr make it so CVS won’t let me schedule a covid vaccine shot. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I often accuse the Lamborghini Urus of looking like a pretty ordinary SUV. Even here it looks like a pretty ordinary SUV with a neon paint job. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I need the article about what to horde—2025 edition—when Trump unforced-errors the supply chain into chaos. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I hold no public office, I’m not responsible for the well-being of a company or employees, etc. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Almost walked off in the bowling alley clown shoes haha. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I stumbled onto the concept of a ‘spiedie’ sandwich. From Binghamton, New York. Essentially chicken marinated in an Italian dressing. The sort of rapturous way people talked about it, I was wondering why it’d never gained traction elsewhere. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Wow, there’s an unvarnished headline. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I keep forgetting to buy large mugs. I don’t drink hot drinks, so never use the ones I that match my Danish dishes. And which everyone who uses them says are too small. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I thought it was so rad when No Doubt covered Talk Talk’s ‘It’s My Life’ in 2003—when it seemed like they’d plucked one of my favorite tracks from the mists of time to cover. Well, 19 years earlier. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…gk57 Sequined jumpsuits and Ziggy Stardust hair! npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Soooo shiny-lipped haha—slathered in balm on high alert for a zero-humidity crack that feels like it’s trying to happen and would take weeks to heal. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg OMFG I’m only a few months from being the same age as Carroll O’Connor—Archie Bunker—when they taped the *series finale* of ALL IN THE FAMILY. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Although I only mean this in the sense of being chiseled-handsome. And the sexual tension with an attractive colleague. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg A friend just said I look totally different without glasses. If only this meant I were Clark Kent. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg A bit worse for wear after a long day of driving and a long night of drinking ;) npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Re: That last post about Instagram. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg The insanity of a world in which this sentence makes perfect sense because the world is letting Israel murder Palestinians for being Palestinians in Palestine. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg The strangest unilateral decision tech ever makes for me—and it’s happened with all three Apple Watches I’ve owned since 2016-ish—is that it’ll change the face to some random other design. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg A church but make it hair metal. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg This shirt confuses me. Like, is it saying ‘I’m not gay but I’ll have gay sex for twenty bucks’? npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Full of gin, happy as a clam, hope both are also true of you npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Learning from @nprofile…0ftr that my favorite animal -- the otter -- is great for the environment. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I really don’t think it’s a coincidence Republicans waited until WWII vets were all basically dead before going so soft on fascism Elon Musk could sieg heil at an inauguration rally without bothering them in the least. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I know SMEG is an Italian acronym. But it’s still such an unappetizing name for refrigerators and kitchen stuff. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…gk57 The only real drawback about having access to so much great stuff is that not-great stuff is so disappointing haha. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Perfect light plant-based meal of baba ghanoush and falafel. José Andrés happy hour mezze haha. And only $22 for both—my martini will cost more than the food. Which of course might just mean my martini is expensive! npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…7x4l I was absolutely delighted happening upon this pair in Stockholm a couple years ago. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Here’s something trivial even by my standards: This turkey bacon is way too sweet. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…gk57 Funny thing is that I have an amazing ear for accents—can hear pretty subtle differences. But I can’t fake one to save my life. Even the ones I’ve been around for decades. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Have been mocked at dinner for not knowing what a labobo (sp?) doll is. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg A weird thing about that limited series shot entirely in Irish was that some of the actors spoke the language very fluidly while some sounded as if they were reading phonetically off cue cards. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Just the normal sort of headline when the rest of the world finally respects America again. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg A trio of dudes on the Vegas Strip all wearing Miami Beach caps and I’m trying to figure out if they’re really devoted to their hometown or were all just there together and hit souvenir shops HARD. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg The terror of seeing Mel Brooks’ name in a headline—and the relief as it merely celebrates his 99th birthday. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg My nose is actually recovering from inadvertent sunburn. But a woman friend—having gotten a bit drunk—just said: ‘Who scratched your nose like that? I’ll fuck her up.’ npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg As a young teenager, I was with my godparents in Venice when they got engaged. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I want to keep giving my biggest thanks to people in conservative places where they might be one of just a few protesters. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I've been posting this occasionally for over a decade. But it's a great way to escape into a few minutes of delight when you need a break from meshugas. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…vzzc @nprofile…pmc7 What a red flashback-connection. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Haha for some weird reason I only ever once called a radio station to request a song. And the DJ actually played it! And even with that 100% record I never tried again. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Taking for granted, of course, that it's known Jeremy Brett was bisexual. Didn't mean to leave him out of a Double Pride moment. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Tripping me out. A 1993 episode of SHERLOCK HOLMES with an actor who is obviously extremely elderly. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Anecdotally, if you played tape of 2025 Me for 1995 Me or 2005 Me or 2015 Me, I’d recognize myself. Some evolved ideas, certainly, but largely consistent. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Sometimes I really do wonder how so many people got so kooky. When most people seemed—to me—mostly normal in the ‘80s and ‘90s. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg RIP Loretta Swit. I actually just last night was trying to watch an episode of M*A*S*H but couldn’t cope with the heavy-handed laugh track. Thank god we stopped doing that. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Just a stupid ad and the headline doesn’t even describe the list. But it’s still rude when your sign doesn’t even rate a mention. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg @nprofile…48vs When my mother got appliances a new house a few years ago, she became obsessed with the best way to insure them. I thought this was mad. ‘But they’re brand new!’ Then she explained that new appliances break down all the time now. Which is an absurd state of things. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg One of my favorite details in MAGIC FARM was a typo-counterfeit BALMAIM t-shirt. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg A young drunk guy in an adjacent car just said I should smile. And women are right: It’s annoying as fuck. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg There are three or five joints where the bartenders start making my martini before I've even gotten to my favorite seat. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I’ve mentioned La Mesa Drive. Incredible street backing up to the Riviera Country Club—northeastern corner of Santa Monica looking across the course to Pacific Palisades. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I lived just around the corner from this place in the early ‘90s, like four houses away—but had no idea it was an Oscar Niemeyer residence, let alone the only residence he ever designed in the States. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg It’s interesting that Kid Rock’s restaurant isn’t protected from ICE raids. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Graydon Carter’s memoir made me like him so much I wish I could go back to the ‘90s and read Vanity Fair knowing this. Anyway, this absolute wisdom is the first rule in a short coda of things he learned: npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I’m so grateful to @nprofile…j393 for sharing her experience. This is the reality for so many kids and adults—many of whom aren’t homeless but just can’t afford products. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I talk about period poverty a lot for a few reasons. The first is to raise awareness and give a call to action—I was oblivious to this societal failure and figure a lot of people like me are similarly oblivious. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Yeah, I was the guy at Costco today with a cart full of Midol and chocolate. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Okay, a t-shirt I might need: MAYBE TODAY SATAN npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Until Trump started slashing everything from basic food safety safeguards to advanced clinical research, I really had no idea JUST HOW MUCH public good we were getting for our tax dollars. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Tom Lehrer making me smile, as he always makes me smile, because he's just about the only guy who sing such an obviously naughty song without ever saying a word you couldn't put on a PBS membership drive haha. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg This reminds me of being at the Model X launch a decade ago—or whenever—and thinking it was so goddamn stupid that they brought it out on stage hauling a trailer and showing how many people and how much luggage fit inside. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I really cannot believe how much worse autocorrect has gotten when I’d think it’s the one thing that should be near-perfect at this point. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg Haha gonna have Iron Maiden in my head all afternoon after noticing how long ago I pinned this. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg The bread box. They’re talking about the bread box. npub1es6gstkd2g2an4kpyfvwlnar77vzzqqftwy77mjx9jgvnemuqvdse6whst Mats Holberg I'm really not ready to be losing musicians who weren't all that much older than I when I was a kid listening to them in the early '80s.
