Host of the SHOCK-N-"BOB" radio program (Slack Radio, 11pm ET/8pm PT Saturdays) High Llama of the Last International Ballistic SadiSanctuary and Pizza Bar of the Church of the SubGenius I Stand With Ukraine and Greenland
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Last Notes npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts State Fair Slack. https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/117/343/482/132/365/229/original/1e7a342876dfbfdf.jpg npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts SHOCK-N-"BOB" Episode 24 (Church of the SubGenius) - Once Upon a Time in Dobbstown Bulldada, music, preaching, and "Bob." If you missed it on Slack Radio, get it here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx96uTPMkAo https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/117/184/290/030/790/455/original/0299c8ae28a20e08.png npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Hey guys - I'm back. Got some good news. Wife has moved out of the hospital and into rehab. We still have a long road ahead, but this is definite progress. Sorry I've been scarce around these parts. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…r0fu Here ya go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TuFcrhT5-4 npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts SHOCK-N-"BOB" Episode 18 - Slack Radio (Saturday 5/30/26, 8p PT/11p ET) You may want a little extra 'Frop for this one. This episode has some sound preaching, but it also pushes some boundaries with nuggets of rogue crazy wisdom from Dan Ashwander, Charlie Manson, etc. And fuck the January 6 rioters if they can't take a joke. That's right, Pink Boys... http://www.slackradio.org https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/652/211/128/757/042/original/a82d362dbdf5c44a.png npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/547/116/026/243/267/original/e9f5a7ee83aa6ed1.png npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts For those who are interested, I just learned that Peter J. Carroll, author of LIBER NULL and PSYCHONAUT and arguably the father of Chaos Magic, died on April 22, 2026. https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/472/303/850/925/526/original/cca4f9194f0a8a8d.jpg npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…9pad WE EVEN MOCK OURSELVES. I mean, who better, right? npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…yvvx Pizza is a near-perfect food. You can combine virtually every food group on a slice of pizza and transform it into a complete meal. My own church even has a pizza bar (with brick oven) attached to the sanctuary. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts If you missed Episode 14 of SHOCK-N-"BOB" on Slack Radio, here's a link to check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVR02GC4_kw npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…lse5 https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/272/832/785/049/192/original/71155d613f79fe22.jpg npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts IT'S ON. http://www.slackradio.org npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…yvvx "And we worshipped at the shrine of the thylocine..." npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…gpv6 Totally get it. Also Cosey (et al)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRcgQ_e3w4g&list=RDHRcgQ_e3w4g&start_radio=1 npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjGmVHv3Xjc npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…gpv6 https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/003/478/491/971/095/original/86632a68be604985.png npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…3kzw How am I aligning my Slack during the ice storm? By discovering old HoS episodes that never made it into the archives of subgenius.com. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…aeaw After we got married in September, someone in my family developed leukemia. It's been hard on us this holiday season, but the long-term prognosis looks good. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…zftv As always, thank you. :jrbd: npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Sorry, guys - no new SHOCK-N-"BOB" tonight. Either I can do a half-assed rush job and hope Lord Ferg plays it tonight, or I can take my time and upload a quality episode for broadcast on Dec 20. I'm dealing with some relatively deep concepts for Ep 08 as well as doing holiday shopping with my wife, fighting bouts of writer's block, etc. There's still a great SnB rerun on Slack Radio tonight at 8p Pacific / 11p Eastern! (Also 3:30a Pacific / 6:30a Eastern on Sunday morning for you insomniacs.) npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…de9l Cost me only $25 at the door to watch Swans in 2014. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Remember that North Texas church that recently traumatized a little girl for forming a closer bond with her stepmother than her birth mother? Welcome to Hope of Glory Fellowship Dallas, Part Duh. They haven't learned their lesson yet. So we paid them another visit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEWedXdWEgk npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…de9l Thank you! npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Something told me to share this digital mixtape with the rest of the class. I created it a long time ago. A possible soundtrack for passing through the Gates of Yacatizma. Or the union of "Bob" with the Anti-"Bob." Something like that. Enjoy. https://www.mixcloud.com/derby378/hydrogen-atoms-as-big-as-your-face/ npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…2z37 @nprofile…rpz3 All you need now is a Torcik Wedlowski. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…43jh "CrotchCam" Sponsored by Condom Depot. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts My response (posted on YouTube): A degree does not mean you are smart. But then again, the SubGenius understands that what matters is not how SMART you are (or think you are) - it's what you do with the intelligence that you do have. That said, Ms. Theology Degree might come off a bit snotty and better-than-you, but merely repeating Scripture verses doesn't mean the preacher has a superior connection with the Divine, either. Right now, my money's on the woman with the rubber chicken. https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/531/004/163/556/289/original/ee2cb0c5dcd52ca4.mp4 npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Tonight's dose of Slack? Chicken curry pizza. This shit is divine. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts WHAT are you doing RIGHT NOW? If nothing, you might as well catch up with Episode 05 of SHOCK-N-"BOB." You can even catch another episode tonight at 11pm Eastern/8pm Pacific on Slack Radio. Episode 06 coming soon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WQ2BG8Z97s npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Negativland vs. My Little Pony. A little something I whipped up nine years ago for the hell of it. Might warp some brains. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5howdnUbCuA npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts SHOCK-N-"BOB" Episode 05 is now on YouTube. Mockers and Scoffers and Slackworking, oh myyyy! This episode was originally broadcast on Slack Radio on October 18. Future SnB episodes will debut on Slack Radio, but will eventually be archived on YouTube. Episode 05 not available via YouTube in Belarus or Russia. My apologies for any inconvenience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WQ2BG8Z97s npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…43jh Does this sound familiar? I think this came from an old HAUNTED TANK issue: "Do not appeal to my loyalty or my patriotism! I am a businessman! Just follow me." "Wow - you've got enough here to START a war!" "Help yourselves. I trust you! You can pay me back later. WE will take the jeep!" npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…aeaw Lord Ferg and I unveiled a Slackworking tonight on Slack Radio. Hopefully, it will bear fruit. In addition, my wife and I happily munched on sacramental pizza. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts 45 minutes to go before my debut on Slack Radio. Mother Superior and I are happily munching on sacramental pizza while relaxing in the multimedia grotto. Naturally, our guard dog got a couple of bites because we're both suckers for puppies. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts SHOCK-N-"BOB" Episode 05 On SLACK RADIO Saturday, October 18 8pm PT / 11pm ET There will be mocking and scoffing. And Slackworking. Never heard of it? Tune in on Saturday! slackradio.org https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/384/383/970/519/819/original/8ab369b5d499d0b8.jpg npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts What Cancun looked like from our hotel room balcony. https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/380/801/196/805/051/original/4a270458eed20b34.jpeg npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Lookee what I found in the morning mail. Thank you, Rev. Onan! https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/379/233/011/452/317/original/7f4ce74bb3787b9b.jpg npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts How am I aligning my Slack today? By trying to push a few limits here and there, knocking things out of alignment so they can be put back IN alignment. It may not succeed, but I gotta try. Maybe I'll stumble across a corner of the Luck Plane. That would help. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts A teeny little announcement - starting next Saturday, you can catch SHOCK-N-"BOB" episodes on SLACK RADIO at 10pm Central time. Future episodes of SnB will debut first on Slack Radio a few days before being uploaded to YouTube. Please support these guys if you can! www.slackradio.org https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/356/691/665/218/384/original/4fbf5f0c72410faf.jpg npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Make SHOCK-N-"BOB" part of your complete nutritious breakfast. Click the link, then choose an episode. Or choose the palm tree. You can't go wrong either way. Slack awaits. https://www.youtube.com/@RevChasingGhosts npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Okay, okay, I'm gonna make an Episode 5 of SHOCK-N-"BOB." In fact, it has already begun. Until I complete work on the new SnB, you can check out the other four episodes and a kickass Caribbean sunrise at this one handy link: https://www.youtube.com/@RevChasingGhosts npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts There's something brewing in my conceptual dendrites and my soul gland. Another path to Slack, perhaps. Not a schism - a working. More study is needed. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Ohmi"Bob." We're actually up to FOUR episodes of SHOCK-N-"BOB" on-line! If you missed an episode, now's a good time to catch up. Episode 01 ("Bob," "Bob," and more "Bob"): https://youtu.be/wnndsbnWZvM Episode 02 (The Conspiracy, soul extraction, outreach): https://youtu.be/EA3g0cim9RI Episode 03 (NHGH, X-Day, Negativland side projects): https://youtu.be/S1YixQYkB08 Episode 04 (More X-Day, Rapture mania, the Earth/Mars switch, and stupidity): https://youtu.be/wPdXr9vhdFw npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts SHOCK-N-"BOB" Episode 04 is on-line - and just in time for another RAPTURE! (Yes, AGAIN.) Lots of bulldada, music, and True Believers on parade. Also, more exposition on X-Day that new SubGeniuses could really use. Brace yourselves, and enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPdXr9vhdFw npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Psst! Hey, you. You look like you could use a little Slack this morning. Have a little Shock-n-"Bob" on me. This barrage features NHGH, Negativland side projects, musings on X-Day, and more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1YixQYkB08 npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…cxcy Rev. Chasing Ghosts 1705 Coit Road, #1124 Plano, TX 75075 Thank you! pBhms! npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Episode 03. Soon. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…cxcy Put me down for one. PayPal here, too. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Yes, there WILL be an Episode 03. But it might take a while. Hopefully you'll like it. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Okay, fellow Yeti babies - my beloved Mother Superior Mayhem and I are getting married in Cancun in exactly one month. It's starting to feel real. I'm excited! And nervous! npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…qckf @nprofile…etf0 Not yet it ain't - just grabbed my copy. But HURRY, fellow Yetis! npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Get the jam, baby. https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/012/180/071/465/928/original/33aaa419dce792a5.mp4 npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts In cased you missed the debut, Shock-'n-"Bob" Episode 02 is on-line now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA3g0cim9RI npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…etf0 Thank you, Onan! :jrbd: npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts SHOCK-'N-"BOB" Episode 02 is out now. "Bob?" What are you doing, "Bob?" Check it out. Fuck yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA3g0cim9RI npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…dzpg I met Gibby's dad once when I was a kid. Jerry Haynes hosted a local children's show called MR. PEPPERMINT. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts I wasn't planning on this, but there MIGHT be a new episode of "Shock-n-'Bob'" before the end of the week. There will, however, be a longer delay between future episodes. In the meantime, enjoy Episode 02 while reading the latest issue of DOBBSTOWN MIRROR or VAULT OF SLACK (or maybe both!). The Slack must flow. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts I am caught up in the spirit, but I've run out of 'Frop. My conceptual dendrites are under limbic tele-attack, my head is overheating like an '86 Buick, and the heatwave isn't helping. Must break out emergency soda rations. "Bob." Must not forget quotation marks for "Bob." HE never does. There is a profound truth in here somewhere. 'Frop...'Frop... tell my fiancee i did my best... npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts What it looks like when Pink Boys try to copy one of our devivals. https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/925/879/668/102/654/original/832ad4dd2cb353fe.mp4 npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…etf0 You are too kind. Thank you so much for the endorsement! npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Believe it or not, I am already laying the groundwork for Shock-n-"Bob" Episode 02. If you haven't heard Episode 01 yet, bulldada and edification await you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnndsbnWZvM npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts New SubGenius media outreach, fellow Yetis. For those of you who miss HoS and the Funhouse. Stang-approved (Thank you, Ivan!). Bulldada. Slack. Chaos. "Bob." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnndsbnWZvM npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Just sent a little something to the original Sacred Scribe for review. If it passes muster with him, I'll share further details. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…etf0 As former president of a skeptics' club, I see what you did there... 😎 npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts I almost forgot - here's my new SubGenius liturgical sceptre! https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/801/212/566/020/632/original/822c4bb5baf2ef1f.jpg npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts I demonstrated my newest SubGenius liturgical sceptre for Mr. Big John last night. I think he approves. Shows promise in family counseling, too. pBhms! npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts More crazy editing work this weekend, including hunting for files that managed to disappear from my hard drive - but were thankfully backed up on a USB drive. Save your work, fellow Yetis... npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…etf0 @nprofile…8up9 If Ray Harryhausen married Survival Research Laboratories. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Shock-n-"Bob." Watch this space. More to come. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…etf0 I think I made a new enemy when some rude guy at the post office called one of the clerks a bitch. I got in his face and apparently scared him a bit. Afterwards, Pink Boy chased me in his car and kept trying to challenge me to a fight until we passed a cop car and he took off. That's right - I was subjected to honest-to-Bob road rage. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts These guys from Japan are a living portal to vast realms of bulldada. Some of you youngsters don't even know. Enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsBtO5TH7Ew npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Oh, sweet bug-eyed JHVH-1 - the USPS finally located my package after a week "in transit." If it shows up damaged, I may ask the Sacred Scribes if I may borrow the Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer for a very special ritual at my post office. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts My devoted abbess is under the weather and fast asleep. My new priestcraft implement is delayed in the mail. Right now, my only Slack comes from drinking a milkshake, watching YELLOWSTONE, and being lectured by my cat about her feeding schedule. It's a holding pattern, but it won't hold forever. Praise "Bob" for that. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…etf0 The concrete covers all The grass sleeps and waits to rise again It listens for the final trumpet of The inmost light And I clench my left hand Then I open it The Gods I loved Are all dead pages metal signs all gone Edward Alexander in some sad home falls alone And sees clearly now the inmost light npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…r6dk @nprofile…etf0 I am a man A man with four fingers But that doesn't count my thumb npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts If I'm gonna be a minister, I need appropriate tools of priestcraft. Got one coming in the mail soon. You might be jealous. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…pqlx Saw this movie at the drive-in when I was only 7-8 years old. It has been one of my favorites ever since. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts More literature for "Bob" today. Felt a little Slack after some Indian food, so time to share the joy. Caught a married couple contemplating the face of "Bob" that I left on their windshield. I gotta say, it filled me with joy. Just let those eyes penetrate your soul gland and believe in the power of Dobbs. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…u2rm @nprofile…nmgy @nprofile…pqlx Darn, missed it. Do you offer mp3 archives? npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Did my little part to spread the Word of "Bob" today. Left some SubGenius literature on car windshields at a local comic shop and supermarket. Couldn't do too much because it was hot and I didn't want anyone asking nosey questions, but I saw this one guy drive around town with "Bob's" face still stuck to his windshield. pBhms! npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…dukv Where does Earth fit in? I remember that Earth is the top layer of Hell. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…r6dk @nprofile…etf0 Anton LaVey's Church of Satan is not tax-exempt: https://x.com/ChurchofSatan/status/1865166986260680954 npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…etf0 Maybe it'll shorten the time for quantum tunneling to burp another universe into existence. Let's hope the Elder Gods get lost. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Went to Hamburger Mary's in Dallas with Mother Superior Mayhem last night. The drag show filled us with some good belly laughs. Take THAT, Texas legislature! npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Stay warm, fellow Yetis. https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/293/587/389/567/448/original/46d8c316659f9fdb.jpg npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts Do you see what I see? https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/222/730/385/541/745/original/947d76b3322f5f62.jpg npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…etf0 These ladies give me hope, though. Have you heard this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkWfFXnLpYg npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts I have the original non-MST3K version on Blu-ray. Jealous? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBAMDPLo70o npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts My first sermon/rant - too long for Mastodon, but you can check it out here: https://groups.google.com/g/scrubgenius/c/x__lJ8vNoNk npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts @nprofile…dzpg Wonderful! Thank you for sharing. npub1etmrk3el8gr2ale9jw455z8hrpe6699hu0ulcvc6vhysmg77442spzzekp Rev. Chasing Ghosts This isn't Salt Lake City! (I knew I shoulda made that right turn at Albuquerque...) Big John, you there? I finally made it!