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The Japanese say you should eat until you're 80% full, and I was wondering how you can possibly know that, but I think it's pretty easy to tell when you're 90% full or 100% full, just stop before then.

2026-04-15 11:29:08 GMT

I can't stand when people talk about "scaling a business." To me it represents everything wrong with America...
Sure, you can grow your business or turn it into a franchise... But at what expense? In order to accomplish this, you have to remove your personality from the business, or you can't turn it into a cookie-cutter, turnkey, soulless operation.

2026-03-27 15:31:39 GMT

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Lol

2026-03-24 12:18:48 GMT

NAS had to go because it was blowing holes in the agenda.

2026-03-17 22:02:08 GMT

My wife roasted the cabbage instead of boiling it in salty water.
That has to be some kind of a sin.

2026-03-02 15:09:05 GMT

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Do you think Paul would be Calvinistically saved if he had never believed?

2026-01-15 10:21:51 GMT

Sorry, folks, it looks like I'm going to have to start putting these epic Toots behind a paywall.
The V4V model isn't translating well to my financial well-being.

2026-01-14 11:25:35 GMT

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It is what it is. Most women don't care about those things, especially if they're trying to have a good time. Save that stuff for your fringe social media sites.

2026-01-12 16:42:25 GMT

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I don't know if it's a bad thing or a good thing that women on here never challenge me about this stuff. Maybe there are really no women on here?

2026-01-12 16:36:19 GMT

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That's good news for a lot of you on here.

2026-01-12 16:20:47 GMT

What I've learned about women is that looks are about 10% - 12% of what they're analyzing about you. Looks buy you about 5 minutes.

2026-01-12 12:18:59 GMT

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These ladies have bigger sets of balls than 98% of American men.

2026-01-10 14:12:10 GMT

Can anyone explain to me why I'm always being hit on by lesbians? I am a capable-looking, moustached gentleman; I'm not giving off any Ellen DeGenerate vibes whatsoever.
What gives?

2026-01-06 21:41:35 GMT

Don't give me no jive-ass handshake. Shake my hand like a man. You try to give that little slap-snap handshake and end up shaking my hand like a lady.
I'm not a lady, thank you.

2026-01-06 15:32:20 GMT

@npub1gx2…4lmh I just want to let you know that you're officially the coolest admin ever. Thank you for your courage, sir. 🫡

2026-01-06 11:58:13 GMT

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It only takes one of those to kill or maim you.

2026-01-05 13:48:36 GMT

Mariah Carey's "Butterfly" would be a country music banger if released today.

2026-01-03 18:04:06 GMT

The government doesn't care if people do drugs...

2026-01-02 23:58:58 GMT

This is the "I'm a retired boomer who is bored, I have too much money, and I don't actually need a truck" truck.
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2026-01-01 16:28:39 GMT

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have them fund your cause

2026-01-01 16:27:27 GMT

I feel like these were a great idea but probably would have been more widely accepted if they had put a more familiar face on them with a less retarded name.
Are these still used outside of being used as tokens in parking garages?
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2025-12-31 14:06:30 GMT

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Exactly. Opportunity oriented makes a huge difference in your life all around.

2025-12-31 12:44:39 GMT

A strange thing happens when you become a business owner: you begin to appreciate others who are trying to make money. Interestingly enough, you stop being concerned about people making a profit, in fact, you might find yourself relieved that a business owner is making a profit, as long as you're not taking a massive haircut...
In a counter intuitive way, this mindset opens up your money making potential, while helping you to avoid people who would otherwise waste your time and energy.

2025-12-30 17:55:30 GMT

Staples is the next Bed Bath & Beyond.
You can't charge that kind of money for crap you can get at Walmart for a 5th of the price.

2025-12-30 14:12:57 GMT

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37/M/PA Pic?

2025-12-30 13:52:50 GMT

I miss AIM, that was peak internet by my estimation.

2025-12-29 18:36:07 GMT

Anyone need anything else from Amazon before I place this order? I'm not trying to pay shipping twice.

2025-12-29 16:41:42 GMT

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He's not worth arguing with. @npub1vlu…xzzu

2025-12-29 16:29:34 GMT

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This is what I never liked about Alex Jones, he makes sincere people look absolutely nuts.

2025-12-28 23:45:49 GMT

I will never order from Papa John's again. I just spoke to three Indians in different call centers and two AI robots, and I'm still not sure I'm getting my pizzas.

2025-12-28 01:47:01 GMT

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No. You're just looking for reasons to hate Christians.

2025-12-27 22:34:41 GMT

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Christians don't believe in not working.
1 Timothy 5:8
8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
2 Thessalonians 3:10
10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

2025-12-27 15:25:34 GMT

The science is in!
It has become apparent to me that intermittent fasting is quite effective in maintaining my weight; however, the only effective way to lose weight has been to count calories. As soon as I stop doing either of these things, the weight magically begins to climb back up.
Thank goodness the holidays are just about over.

2025-12-26 17:33:27 GMT

ChatGPT called me racist for implying that there is more violence in black + white relationships than white + white relationships...
So I asked it to show me the statistics and turns out I was right.

2025-12-24 18:33:13 GMT

Reeses have gotten significantly smaller, and York peppermint patties taste like hotel shampoo, they must have changed the recipe.

2025-12-24 17:28:52 GMT

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2025-12-23 20:41:26 GMT

I wonder if the members of the band Disturbed were ever able to work through whatever it was that was troubling them.

2025-12-21 13:20:48 GMT

YOU WILL COMPLY! YOU WILL COMPLY!
"The 'Green Confiscation' Has Begun | They Just Authorized The SEIZURE"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jyeO4g4cjdM

2025-12-19 12:23:21 GMT

It's not multiculturalism, it's forced integration and it's a crime.
"1 MIN AGO: 'Wild' Looters EMPTY Stores — Has 'Mass Replace' Gone TOO FAR? | News UK"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1hKOC0FQTug

2025-12-19 00:42:29 GMT

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Truck 1 or 2?

2025-12-19 00:41:58 GMT

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2025-12-18 20:39:33 GMT

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that's a Band-Aid at best, an off-brand Band-Aid.

2025-12-18 20:28:59 GMT

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how does that make us produce goods in a more profitable way than they can? We cannot compete with them on labor, period.

2025-12-18 20:02:01 GMT

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how?

2025-12-18 19:57:36 GMT

Manufacturing will not return to the United States until we can collectively agree to live poorer than the Chinese, and that is never going to happen.

2025-12-16 01:13:41 GMT

Darn
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2025-12-13 14:52:32 GMT

Go to Aldi and buy a case of these today.
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2025-12-12 21:57:26 GMT

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I smell of smoked maple ham sausage.

2025-12-12 21:56:40 GMT

I must be getting old because I thoroughly enjoyed the summer sausage and cheese gift that I received in the mail.

2025-12-12 21:50:00 GMT

Everything good that Trump is doing will just be reversed the moment he steps out of office. This is one of the many pitfalls of our American democracy—not that Trump is good, but anything good that is done is immediately reneged on. Where is the stability in that?
I suppose the argument can be made that terrible decisions from previous administrations are often overturned as well.

2025-12-10 16:36:37 GMT

I had a boomer tell me I should go buy an F-150 Lightning because they're cheap right now...
They're cheap right now...
Who on earth does he think I am? J.D. Rockefeller?
How delusional and how much boomer money do you have that makes you think I'm just going to go out and buy a brand new vehicle of any kind, let alone an F-150 Lightning?

2025-12-09 18:57:39 GMT

He shakes and throws

2025-12-07 21:02:21 GMT

I have been enjoying the show again lately, even if John and Adam are spooks.

2025-12-07 03:24:24 GMT

Is FLAC really better than MP3?

2025-12-03 11:03:37 GMT

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You need a mission. As a man, you need to initiate positive action. That's the secret. If you really have nothing to do at all, you better go hunt for sunken pirates treasure... SOMETHING!
She wants to see that you're driven.

2025-12-03 11:03:29 GMT

Advice for retired men. You don't ever want to repeat things like, "Yeah, I'm retired now, so I don't do anything at all if I don't have to!" As you're content to sit in your La-Z-Boy recliner all day everyday scratching your arse. That is the most unsexy thing you could do.
You might as well tell your wife you don't need sex anymore, because that's how she understands that.

2025-11-29 22:39:16 GMT

You spend all that time carefully labeling all the files, by artist, by album.... You flip on the MP3 player, and bam!
25 Unknown
Every time.

2025-11-24 17:22:25 GMT

I don't need you all anymore because I have ChatGPT now.

2025-11-21 16:25:54 GMT

Adam says no one is thinking about Israel anymore. Nope. Nothing to see here, folks.

2025-11-20 16:49:14 GMT

Free mobile data?
https://heliummobile.com/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22575237764

2025-11-18 20:26:39 GMT

Is there a cloud provider you trust?

2025-11-17 17:02:49 GMT

No one finds it odd that they continue to build 800k sq ft warehouses everywhere and they just sit empty with "for lease" signs on them indefinitely?

2025-11-15 15:14:46 GMT

This is just Super Mario Bros., but dumber.
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2025-11-15 14:19:14 GMT

The reason your child gets bullied is because they are not tough enough.
The solution is simple.

2025-11-15 13:29:55 GMT

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I'm not so sure the average American is making double what an Italian makes, but homes are at least 5x more expensive than Italy.

2025-11-15 13:11:23 GMT

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It's insanely expensive here. Indians and Africans probably are not struggling to pay for their homes. @npub1pf6…qlmd

2025-11-15 12:29:34 GMT

If Americans are all worse off, why aren't prices coming down?

2025-11-15 03:10:50 GMT

When does the stimmie check arrive?

2025-11-13 21:22:51 GMT

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Yes. Christ was a true Jew, I am a true Jew, but we don't call ourselves Jews anymore because we follow Christ now.
Revelation 3:9
King James Version
9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

2025-11-13 20:46:07 GMT

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He's not the "Jewish god" He's just God.
Judaism is a false Christ rejecting religion.

2025-11-10 20:27:26 GMT

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I ended up paying for Disk Drill and was able to recover just about everything.

2025-11-10 16:31:37 GMT

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2025-11-10 16:20:21 GMT

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I tried using CHKDSK and it says the drive is inaccessible.

2025-11-10 16:18:45 GMT

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The old laptop completely died, so I pulled the hard drive out and plugged it in, and initially I was able to view all my files, but now I can only access them with Disk Drill, which wants me to pay $90 to recover them.

2025-11-10 15:55:18 GMT

Trying to get pictures off of a hard drive I pulled out of another laptop. Does this mean I need to format it it to a FAT32?
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2025-11-10 11:43:45 GMT

GM infidels!

2025-11-09 20:53:15 GMT

I'm watching the X-Games with my son, and this BMX dude is sponsored by OnlyFans.
He's got the logo on his bike, his helmet, his shirt...
Little kids are the majority of human persons watching this stuff. Why are we advertising pornography websites?
What is this teaching to little boys and girls?

2025-11-06 15:47:59 GMT

Women are the gatekeepers of physical intimacy. Men are the gatekeepers of emotional intimacy.
Women understand this; 95% of men do not. This is the reason why her tummy hurts when you want some and the reason why she goes sneaking around with a man less attractive than you, because he gets it.

2025-11-05 18:27:55 GMT

It's just time to scrap this whole democracy thing.
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2025-11-04 15:46:57 GMT

I love all of the anti-anti-Semitism going on right now; it's like a gift from God. They are even making people who were kind of on the fence hate them now too.
Keep it up Jews. 👏🏼

2025-11-03 21:03:33 GMT

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What's it called when black people move into white neighborhoods?

2025-10-31 15:21:05 GMT

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God did; John penned it. Those are Christ's words.

2025-10-31 15:19:12 GMT

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Jesus speaking to the Jews...
John 8:47
44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him.

2025-10-31 14:40:52 GMT

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2025-10-25 19:39:21 GMT

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Stay vigilant, my friends.

2025-10-25 19:38:59 GMT

We may live in a totalitarian police state here in America, however, the fight to cease from overeating remains an eternal struggle.

2025-10-25 19:19:57 GMT

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Kalergi plan is debunked because there is no evidence for the deliberate destruction of European culture and heritage by large influxes of Muslims and Africans.

2025-10-25 19:15:36 GMT

See, guys, your anti-Semtetic tropes have been debunked.
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2025-10-25 00:29:11 GMT

I had a question the other night about what I should do about an ex-girlfriend's son looking like me...
So, I asked Grok some questions. I compared some images, and it turns out my ex-girlfriend's husband is my father.
Mystery solved.

2025-10-23 18:55:45 GMT

If there is fluoride in the water for our teeth, why do we need it in toothpaste?
And, if we have fluoridated toothpaste, why do we need it in the water?

2025-10-21 23:47:40 GMT

I broke up with a girl about 20 years ago, not long at all after we broke up, she told me she was pregnant and getting married...
Turns out her 20 year old son resembles me more than his father... And he resembles my other boys as well.
If you were me, would you say something about it?

2025-10-21 18:24:38 GMT

Many zoomers don't know this, but you used to be able to peel the skin off of an orange.

2025-10-19 18:54:21 GMT

We only paid 2% sales tax under King George III
Now we pay over 60% in taxes.
Just saying.

2025-10-17 16:31:22 GMT

"Why Modern Man Has Feminine Thinking"
I'm not Orthodox, but this guy nails it. The Bible calls being effeminate a sin, and when the Bible says "effeminate," I don't believe it's only referring to those who are lispy and swishy... You yourself may have a feminine approach to life and be completely unaware it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf1J7IS-ynM

2025-10-15 17:59:44 GMT

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that's probably more accurate. @npub1r3h…7lk9

2025-10-15 17:44:17 GMT

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I'm convinced that these women who scoff at others for having children are just salty because they never had as many as they wanted to themselves.

2025-10-15 17:09:37 GMT

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😂

2025-10-15 16:08:56 GMT

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The propaganda sank down deep within these people.