A northern oaf with a heart of gold and achey knees. Provincial Dad with a penchant for synths and drum machines. Invoker of Fanjambo. RSD comes and goes.
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Last Notes npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust They keep them in here, we just need to pop it like a piñata npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust I binned it all off and DJed at an amateur rugby club in Wigan. I bet you had a better time. #NYE99 npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust My daughter ushered me upstairs yesterday with some urgency, saying there was a "leak in the bathroom". Turns out she'd put a leek in the bath. She's going to make a great dad some day. She got me good and proper. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Wokefield Trinity more like npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Sex Barm, Sex Barm npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust OK let's get tenuous. Heather Small came into the WHSmith I worked at in Wigan to buy a magazine, but didn't come to my till. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust The Solutionizer sounds like a straight to VHS 80s action movie npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Everybody fell on their swords and doubled up on Hashy Bs, they're such a good family. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Oops. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust I'm under strict instructions to try to use up as much of the food in the freezer as possible over the weekend so we can defrost it. Turns out it's mainly hash browns in there, so it's going to be a hefty professional breakfast today! npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Everyone remembers where they were the day they found out that Sting and Craig David were doing a collab, right? npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Oh I've not heard that! Will give it a listen, cheers npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Jesus, Stings solo stuff really is a bit naff isn't it. At least The Police had a bit of vigour. He's singing about fields. Confiscate his lute again, Trudy! npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust #totp This is BBC Floor npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Always gravy! And I'm in Lancashire so I'm technically not allowed to make Yorkshire Puddings. But I'm sticking it to The Man. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust After all that they've just risen a normal amount. Hang up your calls to the emergency services, and get me Ian Sainsbury's on the line - clearly this self raising flour is bullshit. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Forgot to get plain flour at the shop, so I've had to use self raising for the Yorkshire Puddings. These are going to be the overgrown Jumanji Venus Flytraps of Yorkshire Puddings. We're going to have to run for our lives. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust You can't spell Sealant & Decorator's Caulk without Ant & Dec. Or, of course, Seal. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust "average person knows 3 chords" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person knows 0 chords. Guitar Georg, who knows all the chords, is an outlier adn should not have been counted npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust I'm pretty sure it was for us too, because you could get it as the result of a bit of maths, but I didn't bother to remember what it was because nobody will be carrying a calculator round in their pocket once they leave school. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust My daughter's first use of her new scientific calculator npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust I've just watched the full video back, the gazebo on the stage was because the bass was rattling plaster off the roof and onto the records npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Yes! They look so similar npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust We were trying to fill a big old cinema with light and noise npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW8Fars1-NM npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust They sync up really well with just a DMX cable and the right switch settings, you can just leave them to it all night and they'll do the right thing. We didn't bother with any kind of control. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust We used to have 2, synced, either side of the DJ booth, and then a laser in the middle. And set off so much smoke you couldn't see who you were dancing with. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust My all time favourite is a Datamoon pointed at the crown with a good smoke machine though npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Love a chopper light! npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Yeah but you're still one of the cool kids so of course you did :) npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust I saw Idlewild in Liverpool before they got on #TOTP because someone much cooler than me got us tickets, had a lovely night moshing and crowd surfing with the cool kids. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust ...You have my attention! npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust In the beginning God sucked the remnants of Bernard Manning off his fingers npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust This is paying dividends already! npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Holy shit, that's my evening sorted! Amazing find npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust A real feel-good production, wonder if you can shoot up in the interval? npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust May I offer you a tiny frog in these trying times? npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust RE: https://moytura.org/@ebel/116521665896204047 npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Gardener's World is making me feel like I’ve just come out of the club and it's daylight and quiet and people are going to work. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust I'm a proper sucker for laser and beats, this is my highlight of the evening npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust They just told me to get down. Mixed messages. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust I can actually push the ceiling in my front room. But that would mean getting off the couch... npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust DJ Jeans should be able to denim at the very least npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust I'm colourblind so it could also be purple, da-ba-dee da-ba-die npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust https://fsn1.your-objectstorage.com/drum/media_attachments/files/116/263/826/244/446/363/original/5781ab484c01daa7.jpg npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Me too, tree. Me too. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust "Dad, how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?" npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust I made the mistake of trying to revisit Vanilla Ice. I lasted a song and a half, which I think is good going, but now I've stuck Boss Drum on instead and everything is right with the world again. npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust The world's biggest Yorkshire Pud npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Spiral galaxy arms in the top of the gravy npub1ewp6ns2y455jrec7w8nedan0pvxyd4zayvgmafvas6lpxf4uvjdq4mrvql Max Gust Today's #earworm
