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@nprofile…cext @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…gr3u its funny. some time ago i read that packagers for linux distros don't really read the code (at least for opensuse, because it was an opensuse drv) of the things they package.
and.. there was a bug in polkit that gave you root access that no one noticed for 8 years. shallow my ass

2026-08-05 20:12:26 GMT

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@nprofile…2hfe its in my tabs

2026-03-02 15:27:50 GMT

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@nprofile…2p46 @nprofile…0xs5 @nprofile…pdmm @nprofile…4u0h @nprofile…mdcm @nprofile…yfzn hibernaton is advised against last time i saw by kernel devs because it's not 100% test or trusted. I don't really use it but sleep is uncommonly a roulette. Unlike macs where it's so good mac people don't need to shut down and restart their macs.

2026-03-02 15:22:42 GMT

tsundere is down

2025-12-30 17:17:47 GMT

I haven't masturbated in a while, huh

2025-12-30 16:46:12 GMT

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2025-12-30 16:36:06 GMT

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@nprofile…vez0 @nprofile…c76x i like the accent. But regarding australians I'd fear I wouldn't understand them. The woes of being ESL... At the same time I don't understand black people sometimes and an american friend told me he often doesn't either lolé.

2025-12-30 01:58:44 GMT

I've started to take life a little more seriously. I'm trying to be less glued to my phone, avoiding using it just as i wake up, and also sleeping properly. I used to sleep very, very little and I think I have a lot of sleep time I owe my body. Also dieting seriously and trying to keep my irl environment a little bit tidier and better organized.

2025-12-30 01:41:08 GMT

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@nprofile…re0d with the other image people didn't notice, seemingly at least.
What gave it away for you? I didn't notice really.

2025-12-30 01:32:59 GMT

wow, good picture.
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2025-12-29 18:36:10 GMT

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@nprofile…c76x Odd. I peeled onions back in christmas eve night and the smell wore off like after I washed my hands post-eating.

2025-12-29 17:47:05 GMT

Caring about others is kind, but what have others done for me to care about em

2025-12-29 16:49:19 GMT

cool abbreviation for "linux user"!
"luser"

2025-12-29 14:12:34 GMT

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2025-12-29 02:06:32 GMT

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@nprofile…t05g If you don't like a girl's feet, do you even like her?
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2025-12-29 00:57:19 GMT

I'm starting a roofing company. You pay us, we roofie up the girl you want. Safe, discreet.

2025-12-28 21:03:19 GMT

My laptop with GNOME only uses 3.6GB of ram on boot.

2025-12-28 21:00:53 GMT

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I use XFS. @nprofile…kt66

2025-12-28 20:56:19 GMT

under the eyes of many, all bugs are shallow:
the shallow bugs:
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2025-12-28 19:28:21 GMT

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2025-12-28 19:24:09 GMT

install nixos.com

2025-12-28 01:49:55 GMT

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@nprofile…3wwf @nprofile…eu8t @nprofile…609m i know @nprofile…rrun uses it just fine.

2025-12-28 00:32:05 GMT

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@nprofile…yxtg @nprofile…56zz hopefully. they look so abd

2025-12-27 22:11:41 GMT

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@nprofile…re0d @nprofile…69d2 the water argument is so dumb. A lot of shit uses water for fuck all. Wanna save water? Nuke south america, africa, india, pakistan, israel (this for good measure" and you have a lot more resources

2025-12-27 22:00:45 GMT

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@nprofile…69d2 my favorite of these was the "ai can detect breast cancer much more precisely and long before it becomes a danger" and one nigga replied with "dont care pick up a pencil". Masterful troll.

2025-12-27 21:36:13 GMT

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@nprofile…s5tg what recapper site do you use?

2025-12-27 21:30:21 GMT

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2025-12-27 21:29:07 GMT

X adds feature that lets anyone edit anyone's images with AI
artists throw a shit fit
lmfao

2025-12-27 19:31:46 GMT

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@nprofile…re0d and he's a hypocrite
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2025-12-27 19:19:41 GMT

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2025-12-27 18:36:58 GMT

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@nprofile…69d2 @nprofile…2qfh @nprofile…yxtg @nprofile…00ws @nprofile…7gzz it's good in fantasy.

2025-12-27 18:32:18 GMT

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@nprofile…7gzz @nprofile…2qfh @nprofile…yxtg @nprofile…00ws @nprofile…69d2
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2025-12-27 17:12:23 GMT

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@nprofile…c76x I don't tinker with my phone though. I only want it to make calls, work with the apps I use that are nothing special at all, and play the games I play (which I can't reliably do on android anymore). Also I notice a ton on bugs on android.

2025-12-27 17:09:34 GMT

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@nprofile…c76x still better than android i imagine

2025-12-27 06:56:31 GMT

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@nprofile…s5tg elf toes, legs and nipples

2025-12-27 06:56:17 GMT

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2025-12-27 06:52:49 GMT

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@nprofile…r5g8 me and who

2025-12-26 13:17:13 GMT

alex gleason
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2025-12-26 13:12:09 GMT

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@nprofile…d97z need

2025-12-26 12:56:46 GMT

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2025-12-26 12:43:05 GMT

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@nprofile…s9g8 consensual non consent. basically good rape

2025-12-26 12:40:58 GMT

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@nprofile…s9g8 >tfw no submissive gf with cnc fetish

2025-12-26 12:13:41 GMT

good morning
need huge boobs gf
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2025-12-26 04:26:33 GMT

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2025-12-26 01:53:15 GMT

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@nprofile…k2fw lmfao i didnt know

2025-12-26 01:49:02 GMT

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@nprofile…k2fw I sincerely don't care about smaller creators. Fuck em

2025-12-26 01:47:00 GMT

I really wish youtube wouldn't put literal who's with like barely any views in my fucking feed.
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2025-12-26 01:45:34 GMT

I copy some macOS features but this is always too much for me. It's kind of funny how freetards/lunix users will cry about macOS yet go to such lengths to copy its design.
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2025-12-25 21:06:38 GMT

tfw no nerd gf
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2025-12-25 21:04:19 GMT

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@nprofile…kt66 @nprofile…4l8p ? my mom's a woman

2025-12-25 21:04:01 GMT

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@nprofile…kt66 @nprofile…4l8p it's a very interesting case. You could argue that women like men that are "macho", violent, even towards them, somehow? I'm not sure. Maybe women sort of like being abused.

2025-12-25 20:35:55 GMT

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@nprofile…kt66 @nprofile…4l8p i always say to my mom that me gettnig a gf is a think that will hardly happen and she thinks otherwise. She's also more or less always right about things so we'll see.

2025-12-25 14:12:50 GMT

Merry Navidad

2025-12-25 04:50:39 GMT

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@nprofile…c2yc m4 max macbook pro

2025-12-24 19:51:37 GMT

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2025-12-24 19:48:33 GMT

I'm gonna start 2026 with less friends than I did 2025, hell yeah

2025-12-24 19:46:17 GMT

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@nprofile…g90e @nprofile…2mph @nprofile…c2yc
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2025-12-24 19:02:31 GMT

KDE isn't perfect, and is sorta buggy, but it gives me enough stuff to use.

2025-12-24 00:37:43 GMT

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@nprofile…7gzz doesn't need any, has enough taste for my tongue.

2025-12-23 05:44:29 GMT

In his outro, he says "Nobara is my favorite distro...Nobara is the best" and... this is the Description
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2025-12-23 04:38:01 GMT

Random thought: Daphne is such a sexy/elegant name for a woman.

2025-12-23 03:36:23 GMT

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@nprofile…2qfh @nprofile…u76w @nprofile…0fnf i wish i looked as good as Rick Harrison. Fuck my chudcel life.

2025-12-23 02:10:39 GMT

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@nprofile…63p0 @nprofile…pvqa according to @nprofile…00ws , opus 5.2 or whatever the version number is, is incredibly good.

2025-12-23 02:10:18 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa @nprofile…63p0 claude, even sonnet (free tier), is better than chatgpt. Wild.

2025-12-23 02:09:30 GMT

This guy makes interesting videos but man why do those colors kinda scream pedophile to me?
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2025-12-22 18:37:21 GMT

Power couple
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2025-12-22 03:01:12 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa @nprofile…yxtg @nprofile…20d4 i am not trying to gloat and ots probably not very wild but I've been watching a german show, subtitled to spanish with a local llm, and I've kinda slowly (very) started to understand a little bit of german. It reminds me of the way I learned english (playing gta sa/nfsc/n64 games on my first ever laptop when I was 6 onwards). Some games had spanish text + english voices (gta sa) and somehow that made it "click"

2025-12-21 21:06:05 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa back2discord

2025-12-21 20:59:29 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws nigguh¡

2025-12-21 20:57:23 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws im not autistic

2025-12-21 20:54:43 GMT

i have to poop

2025-12-21 17:11:09 GMT

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@nprofile…t390 because they are retarded

2025-12-21 01:23:17 GMT

A voluptuous woman is hot because there's more to grab and squish
A slim woman is hot because she somehow feels more exposed and obscene. Nipples stand out, so does the clit. Fuck I'm horni.

2025-12-21 01:19:30 GMT

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@nprofile…re0d what i'd do...

2025-12-21 00:50:15 GMT

People often wonder, "Am I loveable?" but many don't wonder if they are capable of actually loving.

2025-12-20 22:43:22 GMT

you will not see my penis

2025-12-20 17:59:46 GMT

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@nprofile…s9g8 how are you momther?

2025-12-20 16:04:20 GMT

Hello.

2025-12-20 02:49:29 GMT

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@nprofile…ydzq @nprofile…ka0n dumb nerds stop throwing away opportunities to make bank challenge

2025-12-20 01:18:47 GMT

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@nprofile…kt66 @nprofile…n052 I can keep my cool, but not when I see women that big irl. Hell, I even learned that boob physics are real irl.

2025-12-20 01:17:12 GMT

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@nprofile…kt66 @nprofile…n052 yeah
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2025-12-19 14:32:15 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws nice macbook, i bet it does useful things while looking good, FAGGOT

2025-12-19 13:09:04 GMT

I wonder, should I use sounds that trigger the fight or flight response to keep myself awake?

2025-12-19 02:55:19 GMT

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@nprofile…s9g8 wakawife

2025-12-19 02:46:23 GMT

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@nprofile…k2fw jfc who buys this shit?

2025-12-19 02:33:40 GMT

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@nprofile…k2fw did you have fries with it?

2025-12-18 23:51:32 GMT

I think I've made myself lactose tolerant

2025-12-18 12:30:49 GMT

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2025-12-18 02:46:52 GMT

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@nprofile…s5tg best of luck with whatever fortune that is

2025-12-17 19:49:32 GMT

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@nprofile…69d2 i hate republitards

2025-12-17 00:13:06 GMT

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@nprofile…rrun @nprofile…r5g8 buildings made by AMERICANS. Thank you god bless

2025-12-16 15:47:50 GMT

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@nprofile…7gzz @nprofile…3wwf yes because i already upgraded ram on my laptop

2025-12-16 15:27:35 GMT

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@nprofile…3wwf NOOO AI CAN'T DO ART NOOO
AI:

2025-12-16 03:50:33 GMT

I don't have a big penis but I like to maintain the illusion that I can probably learn how to use it well, like a dagger! haha.

2025-12-15 21:51:41 GMT

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@nprofile…7gzz @nprofile…69d2 that dog is worth more than a million poojeet's lives

2025-12-15 21:38:12 GMT

poos are mad
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