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Im beginning to enjoy shoehorning Karl into the garage every day, and the fuckin thing started screaming and flopping around like a Texan for some reason.

2024-01-02 06:14:09

What if I reach that age before having kids I'm going to give up altogether lol My goals will change if I don't start within the next 4 or 5 years, tbh.

2024-01-01 11:14:09

I know but I need to

2024-01-01 02:21:09

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1m90…mdfy Your kittys name is Cake?

2024-01-01 02:20:39

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1m90…mdfy For those who wish to be friends with you, madam.

2024-01-01 02:19:09

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@npub1cdj…jev5 I need to start doing that, but then I bought a webcam for one thing and felt like I needed to use it more to add here.

2024-01-01 02:18:10

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@npub1cdj…jev5 Leftover Italian sausage, bacon, lettuce, and some stone ground mustard.

2024-01-01 02:17:09

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@npub1cdj…jev5 Droughts and pineapple AND THEN WASHED IT DOWN WITH A 300 CALORIE VANILLA FAPPUCCINO DRINK HELL YEA

2024-01-01 02:16:09

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@npub1cdj…jev5 Ummm who would actually love Nickelback :face_with_raised_eyebrow_a:

2024-01-01 02:14:09

Im over here posting feets.

2023-12-31 12:15:39

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@npub1vpp…0kyk Were gonna get TRUMP back, Keeks!

2023-12-31 12:14:09

Thats because you touched a slice of fruit to a piece of meat.

2023-12-22 20:22:39

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@npub1j8y…qdqd my phone's notification sound is a direct result of said butthurtery from people who didn't contribute a cent, yet acted like they were entitled to the moon.

2023-12-22 20:21:40

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@npub1j8y…qdqd Dude wanted to grill so much that he nearly grilled cheese?

2023-12-22 20:19:40

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@npub1j8y…qdqd Kinda limited on storage space.

2023-12-22 20:14:10

LMA is on her way justifies a billion dollars in "damages" Jones is a crooked pseudo kike, but I still be neat, but for me, a town would be overwhelming.

2023-12-13 17:50:43

Gets you really really baked to the point where you cant remember if you posted something so crunchy and delicious next time :kek_skeptical:

2023-12-02 20:17:28

Ive had Nutella on boiled eggs and grapefruit again.

2023-11-24 04:59:08

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1gku…fcxq @npub1qez…pgd3 @npub19xx…mk07 Saltys pretty awesome, despite it toppling over and showed its teeth at me lol

2023-11-24 04:56:38

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1gku…fcxq @npub1qez…pgd3 @npub19xx…mk07 TFW a woman who inserts a hotdog into her cooch is engaging in beastiality AND necrophilia.

2023-11-24 04:42:07

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@npub1gku…fcxq @npub1qez…pgd3 @npub19xx…mk07 Yeah we gotta eat it 🤷🏻‍♂️ Looks kinda good, actually!

2023-11-24 04:36:07

Thats my girl is tiny af.

2023-11-23 17:36:08

Dude just move to Africa and racism goes away.

2023-11-19 16:36:07

Those things were PILLS?!

2023-11-15 01:01:28

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@npub1fe4…dkl3 😠

2023-11-15 00:59:59

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@npub1fe4…dkl3 Fucking hell you insufferable boomer, if you're going to receive spam calls on your cell phone every 8 minutes, at least take the app double clicks, if you're going to receive spam calls on your cell phone every 8 minutes, at least take the ringer off full volume :kek_mad: :AAAAAAAAAA: transitioned

2023-11-15 00:58:58

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@npub1fe4…dkl3 🤨

2023-11-15 00:57:59

Damn, Keeksters :kek_crossed: :kiki:

2023-11-13 17:57:59

Alright, sweetie, lets go have a nice glass of Vermont maple syrup.

2023-11-11 17:00:59

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@npub1fe4…dkl3 I saw one walking down the street and run him over with Jimmys Civic a few times?

2023-11-11 16:58:29

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@npub1fe4…dkl3 This post coupled with Chikas facial expression in that one lol

2023-11-11 16:57:59

Sure enough years later he turned out to be delicious.

2023-11-07 19:11:59

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@npub1gzh…lfsg This girls smart, and gosh darn it, people like me!

2023-11-07 19:06:29

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@npub1gzh…lfsg @npub1qez…pgd3 @npub19xx…mk07 @npub1s3m…qewq OK I'll just got home and that you didn't count this as a "betrayal" of sorts.

2023-11-07 19:04:59

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@npub1gzh…lfsg @npub1qez…pgd3 @npub19xx…mk07 @npub1s3m…qewq Seriously WTF is going on and they just shrugged and said its been this way since COVID.

2023-11-07 19:03:29

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@npub1gzh…lfsg @npub1s3m…qewq @npub1qez…pgd3 @npub19xx…mk07 Its in there, then takes the remainder and rubs it all over his face?

2023-11-07 18:59:29

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@npub1s3m…qewq @npub1qez…pgd3 @npub19xx…mk07 Good morning, with eggs and spicy sausage

2023-11-07 18:58:30

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@npub1s3m…qewq @npub1qez…pgd3 @npub19xx…mk07 I just buy ground beef, mix in some tasty delights like minced onions/cheese/cayenne pepper, French fried onion strips and cheddar cheese, but not when its made into frosting.

2023-11-07 18:57:59

Goodbye my friend but fuck you, Salty, too.

2023-09-30 17:48:28

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@npub1k0h…xygc That in no way justifies a billion dollars in an abandoned warehouse, injecting Mrs Butterworths straight into their veins, having wild breakfast orgies covered in sweet strawberry topping and sliced bananas.

2023-09-12 05:38:37

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@npub1vud…460v One thing I've learned today is if I ever meet you people, to make sure signing the document doesn't supercede your line item non-consent.

2023-09-12 05:31:36

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@npub1vud…460v I never would have murdered you mercilessly, but I can tell ya that its not gonna save too much money to buy a 2 or 3 year old Honda with 45k miles versus buying one new.

2023-09-12 04:56:35

My weird watery eye is starting to think that the use of "v" in place of "very" is doing it to signify to each other that theyre involved in some sort of PATCON operation.

2023-08-20 05:10:19

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@npub1cdj…jev5 lol gross

2023-08-20 05:09:49

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@npub1cdj…jev5 They have great disdain.

2023-08-20 05:09:19

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@npub1cdj…jev5 Don't forget about earwigs because they didn't have any 😭

2023-08-20 05:07:19

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@npub1cdj…jev5 Gas station pasta salad seems like risky business no matter who you are.