Retired Amish Porn Star and current Amish Super Model gracing the runways from Milan to Minsk to Lancaster. Passionate Practical Progressive.
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Last Notes npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model When someone says, “The point is mute”… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model She told me she laughed her ass off. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model BREAKING: Judge Aileen Cannon named as Trump’s Campaign Manager! npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Great article about how religion became part of American Law (and NOT by its Founders as some like to claim). npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model @npub1nn8…8sed How about Sweet’s Ballroom Blitz and Social D’s Story of My Life… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model I’d be afraid to get a talking scale. I think I’d get sick of hearing, “Sorry Bro, still a fatass!” npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model BREAKING: Trump’s attorneys argue that he is immune to prosecution for any criminal activity under USC Article II’s “The President can do whatever the hell he wants” clause. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model That look give when nobody likes you but you still think you’re cool… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model I maintain social distance by refusing to wear deodorant. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model I, for one, am simply shocked that such an honest man like Donald Trump wouldn’t be eager to get into court to clear his name before the election. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Remember, when viewing an eclipse… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model In case people don’t remember, Paul Manafort was convicted of tax evasion and bank fraud WHILE WORKING TO INSTALL A PRO-RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT IN UKRAINE! npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model BREAKING: Trump to re-hire Pro-Russian lobbyist and convicted tax cheat and bank fraudster, Paul Manafort. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model If I have to decide between a philandering, racist, narcissistic, fraudulent, truth-challenged, misogynistic rapist, wannabe dictator, fascist asshole or an old guy… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model @npub19fc…ay3c I also think a certain type of person is drawn to being a cop. The question is often “do assholes become cops or does being a cop turn you into an asshole?” npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model You’ll never convince me that they can cram that whole fish in that little can! npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Occasionally, Trump really screws up and hires someone with integrity… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model As the American election draws near, it’s a good time to remember that Trump pardoned his former campaign manager who was working with Russian spies and oligarchs to install a pro-Russian government in Ukraine. That guy also shared American polling data with that Russian spy. Then Don’s personal attorney got involved to create “dirt” on Hunter Biden in Ukraine. Then Trump tried to withhold military support from Ukraine. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model @npub1c57…awu5 They’ve all been married for 15+ years. People like to vent. It was a joke. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Wife went away for a girls’ weekend and brought me back a t-shirt that said, “Not as Bad as Some of the Other Husbands.” npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model @npub1v2s…mqq5 I just love the fact that Evangelicals get behind this man claiming he’s a “Good Christian”! Hell, he’d sell his own kids if it put him on a path to power and money. He’s just a whore to the highest bidder. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model I know that “Christian” Nationalists only like to read THEIR book… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model BREAKING: Supreme Court to take up case on behalf of former President who refused to accept election results, planned and started an insurrection to prevent the peaceful transfer of power so that he can run for President again. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Please, spay and neuter your bigots. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model It’s important to be comfortable in your own skin… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model I liked it better when Nazis had some shame and stayed in the closet. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Hate to exercise but love to eat? npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model The GOP keeps trying to prove how bad government is by being horrible at governing. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Ironic that Trump is comparing himself to Putin critic, Alexei Navalny… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Hey Donald, you owe about a $1 billion in legal settlements. What are you gonna do now?! npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model I used to have FOMO (fear of missing out)… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model I HATE when I’m just about to get my avocados off lay-a-way at Whole Foods and then I get hit with a $355 million dollar fee for tax fraud. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model There were more than 800 “good guys” with guns in Kansas City… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model “Look, I’ll give you Ukraine and destroy NATO. Let’s talk more about Trump Moscow.” npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model When I need to smile, I imagine a T-Tex trying to bowl. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Shameless bullshit artist tells Pennsylvanians that if he loses, “There won’t be a Pennsylvania. They’re gonna change the name.” Also went on to say the names of Washington and Lincoln weren’t safe. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model @npub1tel…4v4v Well, see, if you underestimate your GDP, you can get a better deal. But you’ll wanna overestimate for better terms on loans. But then underestimate again for tax purposes. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model OMG!!! I lost 6 pounds!!! npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Weird that a guy who would be disqualified from selling shit on eBay is the GOP’s top candidate for president. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Apparently, Trump doesn’t like this… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Would you let ANY of these people babysit your children? npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model *changes date on last year’s resolutions* npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model So, let’s assume for a minute that Trump wins the GOP nomination but loses the general election… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model What if, now stay with me here, Americans simply voted for the person with the most integrity in 2024? npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Shocking to think that we once raced to answer a phone hanging on the wall… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model @npub1xpc…3t05 Looks like a Lipton Iced Tea commercial. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Please, remind your right-wing friends that they can kill the woke virus by microwaving their phones on high for seven minutes. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Teaching… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model It’s getting to the point where you can’t even plan an insurrection, beat and kill police officers, invade the United States Capitol, and try to overturn an election in this country. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Shocking that the billionaire class will gladly destroy the country to avoid paying taxes and fair wages. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Kinda sad that a lot of right-wing “Christians” have views more aligned with Hitler than with Jesus. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Someday I hope to be rich enough to throw away leftovers right away instead of putting them in Tupperware and throwing them away a week later. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Me: Why does “fridge” have a “d” in it, but refrigerator doesn’t? npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Remember when you in your early 20’s and thought how great it would be to be married because you would have sex every day… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Look what DeShameless has done to the “Happiest Place on Earth”… npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Meh. I’ve been in better cults. npub1f4kjk6kd333mn9ftk6xj8cj9ez2vrq6mrsngm58dma5l0w9xlh9qsfqph5 Amish Super Model Freedom is not a zero-sum game.
