Disabled metalhead, gamer, bookworm, fiber crafter. Has ADHD, depression and a poorly functioning body. Loves cows, cats, and all the butts. Hates bigots, fascists and cilantro.
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Last Notes npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko Hey fedi, got a paint question. I want to paint a styrofoam head and the paint needs to be waterproof (because I'll be putting a wig on it and that will sometimes be wet). Is acrylic paint followed by a sealant my best option, or is there a paint that's waterproof that doesn't also dissolve the styrofoam? #AskFedi npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @nprofile…hqk5 :oof: npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko Human, I'm preparing for a sunbeam nap, why are you shoving a phone in my face? 🙄 #tortie https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/116/650/398/935/216/837/original/0900dc41fdf697bf.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko The dino hoodie is DONE! 🦖 I decided not to add a pocket, mostly because this fabric is very stretchy and a pain in the ass to work with. 😅 The back spikes all going in the same direction is probably because I finished the seam on the inside, but it still looks pretty great. I'm so happy with it! I look forward to seeing my nephew's reaction to it, and I'll nudge my sister-in-law to make sure he wears the dino hoodie I made for him next time we meet, so we can be dino buddies. #Sewing https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/116/602/512/291/277/762/original/6c9fa0237728e843.jpg https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/116/602/512/304/731/411/original/4fefe18b8030c112.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @nprofile…z0fc Just like people say we overreacted about the hole in the ozone layer and Y2K. We didn't overreact, we figured out what was causing it and we FIXED IT. :PicardComeOn: npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @nprofile…hqk5 It looks gorgeous, well done! :FingerGuns: npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko Since my hands are now free, here's what Brumma looked like earlier while we were cuddling. If you look closely you can see how bad she is at retracting the claws on her back paws. 😹 https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/116/153/545/085/119/760/original/031a10a0b3d8ed22.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @nprofile…vk4k What I want it to be: cute bandaids. What it probably is: moisturizer samples. :welp: npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @nprofile…etrn I had a prettier beaded phone bag for my nokia brick, 25 years ago. 😂 npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @nprofile…qun5 As a Swede, this made me think of when this photo of a Swedish children's book made the rounds. Get is the word for goat, and killing is the word for a kid, which resulted in this silliness: https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/115/361/195/261/715/530/original/cc52de5e6aacf937.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko Husband didn't see where the mend I made to the fringe was, so I'm calling it good enough! Next up is this flower. I don't have an orange thread that's shiny enough, but at least the colour will match. Hopefully my aunt won't mind. Finding shiny silk floss on swedish sites has been unsuccessful and I am not buying polyester crap. (if anyone has tips for making cotton embroidery floss shinier without risk of damaging this antique tablecloth, I'd love to hear them) #Embroidery #Mending https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/114/995/392/703/215/909/original/b73f03551366cfb4.jpg https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/114/995/397/785/758/095/original/7e9c46293a592fc3.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko The mushrooms are done! I originally planned to add moss and leaves, but it's past midnight and mom's birthday party is tomorrow. And I haven't sewn it into a pillowcase yet. Or finished the pillow... Tomorrow I'll be busy cutting up old scraps into stuffing and sewing everything together, so this will have to do. #Embroidery https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/114/859/561/643/950/951/original/e40acaa473ba2f02.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko I can't believe how much of this dress I got done today! I tapped into that ADHD hyperfocus and my body will be paying for it tomorrow. :MarioFlop: What I have left to do: Hand sew the neck bias tape Hem sleeves and skirt Put in a back zipper Redo the bust gathering because the damn thread snapped :YellsAtCloud: #Sewing https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/114/773/741/200/272/031/original/355ad0c392b43d10.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko Making a better quality version of this dress! Still out of bedsheets, but a very cool kids duvet cover. Unfortunately this means I don't get a big swooshy skirt, and I forgot to alter the waist of the pattern after taking in the mockup, but at least it's very easy to take in the side seams. 😅 #Sewing https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/114/772/567/220/676/086/original/2f5546cafa5369c3.jpg https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/114/772/567/971/431/747/original/67f70c61fb72472c.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko I finished the dress mockup! Things I learned: This pattern has way too much ease. I thought it would be too small, but I actually had to take in the waist. At least this means I don't have to size it up. The skirt doesn't have nearly enough swoosh. I'm adding at least one more panel. Side zippers are the devil. #Sewing https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/114/756/713/172/337/195/original/1cda060169f1d8fb.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @nprofile…msv9 I'd assume that consuming the rings was just a side effect of nomming (or burning) the people that were currently wearing them. 😅 npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko Oh dear, I just discovered the Antique Pattern Library and now I suddenly have way too many embroidery patterns I want to make. :InDanger: http://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org #embroidery #CrossStitch #FiberArts npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko IT IS DONE! :AirHorn: The pattern calls for a navy blue border around the whole thing, but since I'm turning it into a patch for my jacket, that will be the colour of the zig-zagged edges instead. I'm so happy with how it turned out (even though it's a bit crooked right now)! :blahaj: #Embroidery #CrossStitch #OuterWilds https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/114/212/015/951/403/403/original/7a99ed741f1e90e4.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @nprofile…7dzf I figured it was morse code! This is a good idea for cursing at annoying people without them realising. 😅 npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @nprofile…eelv That looks AMAZING! I bet it would look fabulous with a brightly coloured petticoat under it, to really make the pattern pop. :JustRight: npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko Currently very glad that Brumma doesn't mind having her claws trimmed, or her love would be very painful. 😸 #CatsOfMastodon #Cats https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/113/738/821/899/029/592/original/cc240f2939b72341.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @nprofile…zp6v I love it, thank you! 😻 npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @nprofile…jx7w That is gorgeous! Time to learn how to fold a great kilt? 😅 npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko Things that have made me cry today: Making and eating breakfast sandwiches (with only one cat yelling for cheese) Doing laundry (of the clothes that got pee on them as he died in my lap, and the pants that got dirt on them when husband dug the grave) Throwing a chocolate wrapper in the trash directly (since I no longer have a plastic-chewing little bastard) npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko Brumma, honey, can I have my hand back? No. Holding paws. Please? I want to join the chat and talk to my friend... NO. HOLDING PAWS. Image CW: cat eye contact, faded self harm scars. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/112/954/126/005/120/617/original/b32e4b6c4b1e8686.jpg npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @npub1d7t…2f20 I would prefer a softer one anyway 😅 npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @npub1d7t…2f20 Now I also want a rainbow t-rex npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @npub1d7t…2f20 It still holds up. npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko About to watch Clue (1985) for the first time. I've heard good things but just haven't gotten around to it. Yes I found a version with all endings. 🏴☠️ npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @npub1d7t…2f20 This is also my love language, and why my husband has so much random crap. 😅 npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @npub1d7t…2f20 Thank you! :DarkHeart: npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko It's officially my birthday! :AirHorn: npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @npub1d7t…2f20 Oh god, that sounds even worse than when the farmers around here all decide to fertilize their fields with manure at the same time. 😬 npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @npub1d7t…2f20 They look more like liquid plans to me :FingerGuns: (I'm only a little bit sorry) npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @npub1d7t…2f20 :oof: npub1f8g25sefwds3gkr2jf8dvrjxmtsvwkredudd8x87jxgdsv3ty4es6p3qr7 Gulleko @npub1zdz…tl8u Santa is definitely a rogue. He's stealthy and gets into locked houses.