Ben Collins

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2024-07-28 00:30:02

The people who are like “it’s unbecoming to call the Trump camp weird instead of a threat to democracy.” Respectfully, wake the fuck up? You can and should say both. They want to install themselves permanently and that’s bad because we’d be permanently run by weird freaks. Two things can be bad.

2024-07-22 02:30:03

Trump shot, Biden quits, RFK Jr. must come out as pansexual.

2024-06-28 17:30:03

Very proud of America's Finest News Source™ and our 44,000 employees worldwide for producing this paper last night.
RE: https://www.threads.net/@theonion/post/C8vkNQlqBYZ

2024-06-14 23:30:03

Republicans have effectively criminalized studying how information moves on the internet at the request of a handful of billionaires and racists. I was writing a book about this, but went and did some other thing. If someone wants my notes or wants to talk to me about who to talk to, let me know.
https://wapo.st/3RuAlA5

2024-06-11 17:30:07

The jury has reached a verdict in the Hunter Biden trial. He has been found extremely cool. The judge has ordered him to get more guns.

2024-06-09 18:30:03

Went on On The Media this week to talk about how the light is back since taking over The Onion, America's only remaining news source.
We're growing it sustainably, without the stuff that messed up both the business and newsgathering processes of the other places.
https://link.chtbl.com/onthemedia

2024-05-30 03:30:02

I cannot control my wretched flagwife. Anyway here’s my ruling on abortion: no one can have one.

2024-05-25 04:30:02

Luka’s just the best player in the world, man. I'm sorry his diet is gravy and cigarettes, I'm sorry he gets his haircut during category 5 hurricanes, but he's just the fucking best. It would be cool if somebody on one of these dumbass TV shows acknowledged this.
RE: https://www.threads.net/@adamschefter/post/C7YDMnwsXiB

2024-05-24 01:30:02

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It's from us!
https://www.theonion.com/geologists-recommend-eating-at-least-one-small-rock-per-1846655112

2024-05-21 20:30:02

From the archives
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/445799625_461100693241080_1158691646211603401_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=gpUIk5CzZf4Q7kNvgEr2l7l&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYDcU_cJHk4Oo9HUY2f2R9114oWprrOL3D6sIlIVbztF5A&oe=6652ADCF

2024-05-20 19:04:25

https://www.theonion.com/iranian-president-stoned-to-death-with-mountain-1851488487

2024-05-08 14:30:03

Only men can do dart good.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/441501487_967029961386468_7268491371191896918_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=5Zk3Aq0-obEQ7kNvgE59Aug&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AfA5f8MAG5PQzHpWwqkdwaG7BsO19Te8eRBFFxkNBHCqEA&oe=664143B7

2024-05-01 22:30:03

Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes
https://www.theonion.com/tesla-lays-off-entire-team-behind-brakes-1851449223

2024-05-01 17:30:02

From the archives:
https://www.theonion.com/these-kids-should-be-in-school-instead-of-protesting-1825419999
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/441267643_1174932993668331_6729650391427919160_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=QRAgLCbs9vYQ7kNvgGU-Vu-&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AfDCq47107QeR_MQq0v0d6NYh_CsN6nEHQ5SIFf814ESuA&oe=66383075

2024-05-01 01:30:03

So she was lying
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/441194798_735808025121132_917755251926625279_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=NNqpBy7tXswQ7kNvgFgOam3&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AfAoD32-gsGa-LcUdF9wSsm0dWeE3t8aeckWUndbqzB4Hw&oe=66374F27

2024-04-26 03:30:02

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.
We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.
Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/25/business/media/the-onion-sold.html

2024-04-24 19:30:02

We did it! We have finally arrived at “having sex with a woman is gay.” Congrats everyone!
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/439427704_1412909902673584_5760992208684516213_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=JjvIDkhjYsUAb7rcv5p&_nc_oc=AdhAwhssVv6UF0UoC74GZRWLbsRwGvC6OabOm19sMoLDS0DmpoDpWttw9VrkW7hRzzQ&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AfACPYS3UsCtP7cY9gBCE7lRk3XMw3wEC96VuaVc1hEkfw&oe=662EFC98

2024-04-17 15:30:03

AI is the future.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/438833730_880581227203540_4010308410819173690_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=SktOMeNZqegAb7hfQpO&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AfDm9pbL0OX6_lGsAF6AVIhu0Qyxr5bWI5h29gc9C2lMvg&oe=6625B095

2024-04-02 18:30:03

https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2024/04/02/strike-that-killed-world-central-kitchen-workers-bears-hallmarks-of-israeli-precision-strike/

2024-04-02 18:30:03

Apparently Ben Franklin also invented the Extremely Pissed Off Email That Remained in Drafts.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/435185353_1144675316725901_783217728442869963_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=6fp3po8jTgwAX--4QI_&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AfArByHguJ5pKCSNiSh7DGKz4PCbKV3tCINnkPJjkJxOLA&oe=661228A3

2024-03-30 03:30:03

That’s too many Body Problems.