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Last Notes npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Today on Duolingo, crabs. Lots and lots of crabs. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Balls. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow These people are incredibly brave. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow I don't think he liked it. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Mmm. Whirled peas. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Use-up-stuff-in-the-fridge dinner (and also tomorrow's lunch): rigatoni with a simple sauce made from fresh tomatoes, bacon, garlic, oregano, and cream. Well, Elmlea. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow It's October 1st. Fuck off. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Today's inspirational message: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, fuck off. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Note to self: buy crumpets. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow If you don’t want to get cancelled, Gregg, maybe try not to let people in your workplace see you walking around naked except for a sock covering your penis. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Let me say this as nicely as I can: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow ICE, ICE baby... npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Don't all groan at once: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow The US government just built a concentration camp in the Everglades. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow This could easily be read as inciting harassment. Ms. Rowling, I'm afraid, has moved firmly onto the (short) list of people who are so thoroughly vile that it is impossible to enjoy their work. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Given that her detention was significantly extended thanks to your inability to read your briefings, Boris, if I were you I’d keep Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe’s name out of my mouth. You’ve already caused that family far too much suffering. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Oh dear. The Trussterfuck, who was PM for just seven weeks and at the last election lost a seat the Tories had held since 1964, wants to "create a Trump-style revolution across Europe". npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Today's inspirational message: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Unpaywalled link: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow From a former Prime Minister of Israel: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Yep. I can go from zero to block in under four seconds. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow The US Embassy in Stockholm apparently demanded that the Stockholm city planning office cancel any DEI initiatives, and that Swedish companies working with the embassy should not participate in any DEI programmes. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Beep beep. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Rolling Stone, pulling no punches: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow "Do you like being shackled and strip-searched? Absolutely no judgment if so, but anyone who isn’t into that sort of thing may want to avoid a holiday to the US at the moment." npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow A Yale source said the US state department deleted the evidence which would have been used as part of rescue efforts to get the children home to Ukraine. It would also have been used to prosecute those behind their abductions – including Russian president Vladimir Putin. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow She’s clearly massively stupid and entitled and has no concept of empathy. I think we can all guess who she voted for last year, can’t we? npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Once again, heute-show - the German equivalent of The Daily Show - nails it: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow The latest entry in the ongoing series, Reasons Our Decadent Civilisation Is Probably Doomed: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Disgusting. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow The official, verified White House account in the foetid cesspit formerly known as Twitter. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Horrendous. Mindlessly cruel. Utterly indefensible. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow They cover up the gesture itself because under German law showing it is illegal in most contexts, but Die Zeit’s headline is absolutely unambiguous. And you don’t need to be a German speaker to get the message: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Because today is also the wonderful, much-missed Janey Godley’s birthday. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Fuck, and I can't stress this enough, off. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Yes. And also from Waitrose. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow NO, Waitrose. NO. Now go and sit on the naughty step and think about what you’ve done. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Science, innit? npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Today's inspirational message: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow I was today years old when I learned that the French for 'mansplaining' is - delightfully - 'mecsplication'/'mecspliquer'. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Amen. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow We knew it was coming, but this still stings. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Because of course they did. This does, at least, finally settle a question: apparently the party membership’s innate fascism trumps the party membership’s innate racism. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow It's official. The next leader of the Conservative Party is going to be a foaming-at-the-mouth fascist loon: npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow Putting this front page together gave someone at the Daily Mail an orgasm. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow “Manly”? npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow A stunning image. npub1f9d4a4r7pduqpqskeppanchp5ycgeck4xp4d24d5vu9swdcm09usmmkwtk Stephen Farrow This dropped into my timeline on Threads, and it's too special not to share:
