Shameless alt account for taking advantage of excellent emojis and character limits to ramble on about nonsense and post longer poems. There will doubtless be endless pictures of my garden too.
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2025-10-23T11:24:52Z Event JSON
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Last Notes npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia I approve this message* npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…9r6z This is what can happen if you take your eye off it 😂 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…9r6z Be very, very brutal at keeping that in check! It will absolutely take over unless you do :blobcatscared: npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v You should see the hours-long Kafkaesque conversation I had with my phone provider yesterday. "Why isn't my phone making outward calls to non-mobile numbers?" is a fairly basic question, I thought. Apparently not :ablobcateyeroll: npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v :ablobwave: 💚 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v It really is. I mistakenly had a quick - like, 2 minute - look when I was answering the "where are you?" messages the other day, and it was enough to pretty much undo 10 days of being offline, which is a pretty savage indictment of the level of latent trauma we're all carrying from the non-stop horror. npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Not so much "trouble" as "avoiding reality while making the most of the sunshine to do boring jobs because I'm gallivanting for an entire month" 🤣 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Yes, it seems to still be summer, which is atypical 😂 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v 🙋♀️ :blobcatlove: npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Back off, lady :0_goose: 🧀 :blobcatgiggle: npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v I'm afraid I've only made cheese scones :blobcatthinkingsmirk: npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v It's yum. Clotted cream too 😋 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Now I've totally lost interest in the cherry and blackberry pie I made yesterday and want a rhubarb crumble 😄 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v No, it was 100% ridiculous 😂 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v This happened to me earlier. The magpie family who are currently residing in my willow tree were all sitting together very photogenically on a couple of branches, but by the time I got to the window, of course they'd all buggered off (the younglings waddled behind some leaves, after one of them had an extremely hilarious first attempt at flying this morning). npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v @nprofile…tgk3 Hope your Tuesday's going better than yesterday :ablobcatheartsqueeze: npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia Underlying mood of every day of my life. npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Oh, the grandparents only visited the houseboat with us, but we went up there in school hols all the time, and yes, we LOVED it! npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v I don't know - I haven't been there since I was 10 😂 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Haha! I know where you are (were)! We used to go on holiday to Norfolk pretty much every year when I was a kid. Did you go to the Shell Museum? npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v My house is like that! Other people's houses are unbearable by comparison (in the heat). npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Oooft, yes, I hear you. I had a couple of multi-hour motorway experiences in 30C+ temperatures - sub-optimal at best. I forget how horrific cities are in the heat. npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Tbh I was quite happy to see it rain for a couple of days (at home here, not on your return home, obvs) 😄 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia Oh, gross. I totally missed this story but I've used Unbound in the past, and used to listen to the associated podcast, Backlisted. npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia 'Nothing Of A Blue Remains', by Rowan Ricardo Williams npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Hello stranger! Back properly for the first time in a while myself. npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v :ablobwave: npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Tiara! npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Quality parenting - 11/10 no notes ⭐ npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v He needs one of these npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Mate, all I'm saying is it's a bloody good job my friends don't mind me using their washing machines 😄 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v 😂 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v That chameleon needs a balaclava :blobcat_wink: npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v I was wondering where you'd got to! npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia "Sunflowers", by Fiona Benson npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia Hey @nprofile…pqf8 this is the clematis that (just about) manages to live in harmony with the chocolate vine 😂 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v @nprofile…zsgm Thanks for the YMCA earworm :blobcatangry: 😂 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…7x4l It you :blobcatgiggle: npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Right? No way that's a fish OR a plane 😂 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v :blobcatgiggle: npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v @nprofile…dutv OMG where are you finding these hats?? 😂 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia N'nite beige 💚 🌱 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia G'nite almost-certainly-probably-not-a-cult beige :blobcat_sleeping: 🕊️ npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…7x4l Some are evergreen though. npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v Oh that's fab! Was it their uni of choice? I still remember the anxiety of interviews and waiting for acceptance letters. The only thing worse was my Viva - most accurately described as like sitting in front of an academic firing squad 😂 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v I put out a couple of scoops of dried mealworms yesterday while I was training the clematis, and mama flew straight in and parked herself right in the middle of the feeder so no one else could get to them, the cheeky mare 😂 npub1fcnfqrsugj6tujfp9xpe80e4gw50kle7ymmxxjhdf72j0cxvqh9qtk7yq4 Mia @nprofile…zp6v They do get used to you after a bit. The ones that are nesting in my chocolate vine used to freak out when I opened the back door, but they just flap about getting on with life no matter what I'm doing now.
