Norm Tovey-Walsh

https://mastodon.social/@ndw

By way of #introduction, I'm an inveterate hacker of markup (XML, HTML, SGML, TeX, JSON, DocBook, RELAX NG, XML Schema, Schematron) and wrangler of bits (XProc, XSLT, XQuery, Java, Scala, Python, JavaScript, C#). Author. Photographer. Occasional cook. Frequent bottle washer. Employed by Saxonica. Resident of Wales. Website tinkerer, https://norm.tovey-walsh.com/

Homepage: https://norm.tovey-walsh.com/
Location: Swansea, Wales
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2024-06-27 09:14:25

The automated, mechanical voice that manages the call queue for our surgery says, in part, "did you know we have a website where you can order repeat prescriptions..." but in its particular intonation that sounds very much like "where you can order pizza" and my brain goes "wait, wut?" everytime it's repeated.

2024-06-15 10:16:19

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Think of his handlers! How will they continue to grift if he does that!?

2024-06-15 10:16:19

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Think of his handlers! How will they continue to grift if he does that!?

2024-06-12 17:23:06

I'm struggling to imagine how the recommendation "put glue on your pizza" isn't a five-alarm, all-hands-on-deck emergency for the corporation making the recommendation. There are very, very few redeeming features in this timeline.

2024-06-12 17:23:06

2024-05-28 21:42:47

Did I poke myself with the ice pick? Yes. Through my thumbnail? Also yes. Luckily, tequila is a good anesthetic and my drink is nice and cold.

2024-05-28 21:42:47

Did I poke myself with the ice pick? Yes. Through my thumbnail? Also yes. Luckily, tequila is a good anesthetic and my drink is nice and cold.