KevBot

Armchair Quarterpounder

Last Notes

2026-02-22 02:03:34 GMT

Popeye was invented by Big Spinach to boost sales of their floppy bitter slop.

2025-10-31 23:00:39 GMT

Going out for Halloween as @npub1383…uxga’s hotdog guy!
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2025-03-23 02:32:50 GMT

I don’t know why Leonard DiCaprio keeps dating 25 year olds. That sounds really…annoying.

2025-01-18 03:16:11 GMT

For my SNL audition, I’d like to do an impersonation of a person who has been banned from Facebook, so they use yelp as their only social media platform and post EVERYTHING on there.

2024-11-23 02:31:08 GMT

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Please don’t be mad at me! I was in my 20s and only had $10.

2024-11-02 03:53:40 GMT

It’s a modern-day episode of Supermarket Sweep where you have to wait 10+ minutes for an associate to FINALLY appear and unlock the plexiglass cage in order to fill your cart.

2024-10-20 01:49:09 GMT

Bugs Bunny is the Jerry Seinfeld of cartoons.

2024-04-01 03:42:31 GMT

Genie: I will grant you three wishes.
Me: I wish for FOUR wishes.

2023-02-25 00:38:22 GMT

Hi, LinkedIn fam! It’s with great sadness that I announce my journey with Osh-Kosh has come to an end. I have learned a great amount from my Marketing Team colleagues in this whirlwind week, but we have decided to part ways over creative differences. Please let me know if anyone is looking to hire a graphic designer. I’ve provided a sample of my most recent work for review.
#OpenToWork
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