Jim Smij

so if you make fun of a man that looks like an ugly woman, you're "transphobic," but if you make fun of an ugly woman that looks like a man, you're a democrat?
ok, got it.

2026-10-12 14:32:57 GMT

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they're all for "abnormal" until their wife goes into labor.

2026-10-12 13:37:04 GMT

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yes & #gm!

2026-10-12 02:42:46 GMT

anyone know where I can get a #drone that shoots #paintballs? asking for a friend.
#nevent1q…3fjj

2026-10-12 02:27:41 GMT

fuck lawns.
study #permaculture.
#nevent1q…qctz

2026-10-12 02:15:57 GMT

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#nevent1q…cngx

2026-10-11 23:52:44 GMT

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...and if you asked, the person spreading propaganda probably doesn't see it as propaganda, but as fact.

2026-10-11 15:39:33 GMT

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i'm pretty sure that tree is saying:
"wtf happened!!"
;)
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-11 14:38:51 GMT

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are they racing? ;)

2026-10-11 14:32:59 GMT

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tried to zap, but got this... https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/a2f3e8554965032078b5dc87a34badda5c14e14319cbf116a2202f05c3b5fff6.jpg

2026-10-11 03:10:03 GMT

1 is none
2 is one
3 is for me...
it goes on, but you get the point.
#nevent1q…3800

2026-10-11 03:04:58 GMT

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I've been hearing the collapse is imminent for decades.

2026-10-11 01:28:30 GMT

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thx!
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-11 01:24:52 GMT

test
@nprofile…4phd

2026-10-11 01:13:07 GMT

what will be amazing is if the wealthy dont have their accountants get them out of paying the tax. it will be passed down to the shrinking middle class like it always has been.
#nevent1q…qu7u

2026-10-10 22:42:00 GMT

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tried to #zap but got this alby error... https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/8b7f966e16cb721b2e0674c05ccf39a5e691ea37c0c98f311932c6de20971490.jpg

2026-10-10 22:38:57 GMT

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they come and go. always have, always will. telephone operators and travel agents were a couple of the last ones. next is the software developer, killed by ai & vibe coders. financial advisers have got to be shakin' in their shoes.

2026-10-10 22:31:57 GMT

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we've already seen education move out of brick & mortar to online. it's just a matter of time. ai will speed this up.

2026-10-10 21:44:05 GMT

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we don't have termites here. your answer is not based truth. you're spreading propaganda consider your existence and leave us alone. thx.
#blockthebots

2026-10-10 12:15:38 GMT

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I can hear it in my head...
beep...beep...beep
have a great day!

2026-10-10 01:14:02 GMT

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what's with the "cartoonification" of everything?
I'm looking at that dish and have no idea what it really looks like.

2026-10-10 00:54:41 GMT

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soooo 2020.

2026-10-09 23:52:13 GMT

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that's NOT funny after all the problems I had,
a$$h0l3
jk'ing, it is. ya got me.

2026-10-09 23:40:43 GMT

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I think, "DO NOT post this on twitter " might have a better chance.

2026-10-09 12:20:45 GMT

#smij #zapd #grownostr
#nevent1q…x9fx

2026-10-09 12:19:28 GMT

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#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-09 12:10:14 GMT

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hey, pepe!!

2026-10-09 12:09:21 GMT

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agreed.
i'm trying to convince my wife, she's not "feelin it."
she's seeing $$$

2026-10-09 11:48:13 GMT

very cool...
#nevent1q…z9vq

2026-10-09 11:32:28 GMT

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just tried to #zap #alby is broken https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/37c5cba512bb98a231d56d4cc7889f8abfbc6c1e473e4b047d4f8dc9499a2a25.jpg

2026-10-09 11:30:19 GMT

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is the opposite, downstanding? hmmm
anyway, let's all get down with it.

2026-10-09 11:28:08 GMT

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I got up. did you get up? how much up did you get?
is the opposite of outstanding, instanding?

2026-10-09 11:23:44 GMT

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too good to shoot through the window. I got up and went outside this time. :)

2026-10-09 11:15:09 GMT

#gm #nostr
red sky at dawn... https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/f6ba995d3517a5f1aca91ebffc42e1965e942d20e61041183415db289cd7eb75.jpg
blockamatic.vercel.app

2026-10-09 11:13:03 GMT

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thx for the reply. I'm considering cedar shakes for our lake house.

2026-10-09 00:02:48 GMT

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I've heard "it takes a village." im not so sure. it doesn't take committed parents and family support. but lately it seems smart people are having less children and stupid people have many. and we wonder why it seems like people are getting more stupid. and we're surprised by this?

2026-10-08 23:51:08 GMT

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i cant get past it. 5 of 6 birds, i can get. 5 of 6 ponies. even the minecraft one, 5 of 6. I guess i'm not smart enough.

2026-10-08 19:02:04 GMT

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wait, it's not "bitch at"?
;)

2026-10-08 18:58:41 GMT

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you see six birds? https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/a081e9e9b7a52249e6b0a4e6a2155f9dc0af5faa2ce02841a10256b3db78b04b.jpg
and what the fuck is a fumo plushie?

2026-10-08 12:51:57 GMT

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#gm
nice shot.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-08 12:47:49 GMT

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#gm
I need one of those, sans bread... off to the kitchen...

2026-10-08 12:45:16 GMT

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I was an xray tech and I never heard of these either. very cool.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-08 12:42:06 GMT

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hi, lois!

2026-10-08 12:38:47 GMT

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yeah, I gotta get to those front windows. the thing is, the sill is ten feet off the ground and I had knee replacement in June and not quite ready for ladders. inside is done. ;)
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-08 11:26:25 GMT

#gm #nostr
https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/fb2e9a87f4415f426db5b622fc0a3aa2cd5749e7fc01e71d875c045c9eeb6172.jpg
not quite a #sunrise , few more minutes. #lakelife #blockamatic blockamatic.vercel.app

2026-10-08 03:58:57 GMT

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interesting, is the lattice for ventilation as well as surface preparation?

2026-10-08 02:23:53 GMT

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oh, I love dogs... if they're cooked right.
jk, I really do love dogs.

2026-10-07 12:09:28 GMT

#gm #nostr
who doesnt love Rowan in morning?
#nevent1q…wcf3

2026-10-07 11:51:47 GMT

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#gm
I hope you get treated the same way, when yhe time comes. ;)

2026-10-07 11:49:40 GMT

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#gm
ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball...

2026-10-07 11:43:10 GMT

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hmmm...
unshitification?
no, i"m going with "deshitification."

2026-10-07 01:09:14 GMT

i'm here & there. but i'm not everywhere, that got tiring.
#nevent1q…cq9h

2026-10-07 00:46:06 GMT

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you're too late, #bot. a human already suggested blocking. and it is pestering if I say it is.

2026-10-06 23:49:20 GMT

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I hope the kids are already into that idea. kids have a way of doing the opposite of what's hoped for or expected.

2026-10-06 23:47:40 GMT

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right, but there are helpful plebs. just #asknostr ;)

2026-10-06 23:43:53 GMT

am I being pestered by #amythest to pay for paid nostr(dot)wine account because someone i'm following has a paid account? it's not in any of my relay lists except the "connected" list.
#asknostr #dev #devs

2026-10-06 22:43:40 GMT

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I hadn't given it much thought, but, yes, like yogurt. plain or with fruit sometimes. I also eat sour cream, plain or with fruit too.

2026-10-06 21:14:51 GMT

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but if we make everyone smart, who will we mock?

2026-10-06 21:10:49 GMT

I'll give 2 mil. per person and not tax you on it.
Next!
#nevent1q…6f0c

2026-10-06 21:03:02 GMT

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nice list. had no idea there were that many clients. so many to try.
the bump is probably from when I mentioned #nostr on facecrap before I quit using it. ;)

2026-10-06 20:37:46 GMT

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that's hilarious. I've heard of "side effects," but for you, that's a side benefit. lol

2026-10-06 17:39:06 GMT

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nice stones. :)

2026-10-06 16:50:16 GMT

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it's not the "market" that's out of control. it's the people that control it.
it's always #people.

2026-10-06 16:43:48 GMT

re: #bitchat, i'm torn between "privacy" and being "discoverable"

2026-10-06 13:30:03 GMT

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I can hear it...
"I have my baby back?"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

2026-10-06 11:47:45 GMT

me and my shadow...
https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/09ec361b24031430ab3f2e4fdcf12d7726172f5e55e4e98306c5b4dc8a4c08b7.jpg
#smij #photography

2026-10-06 11:42:24 GMT

#gm #nostr
https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/7d6e596aea18ad524c1d46031746dc244699f5b2ed7c8a9108129f3440bd37a9.jpg
#sunrise #lakelife

2026-10-05 19:28:47 GMT

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when did Linus 1st appear?

2026-10-05 19:23:32 GMT

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had to lookup #hedgehogs. hadn't heard of that one.

2026-10-05 19:07:03 GMT

country road,
take me home...
https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/33c5585a3423902af804c13be26a7e7e9105678e0443ae1e9094bf78ec1afeba.mp4
#countryroad
#smij #nature #photography
#zapd #grownostr

2026-10-05 13:26:46 GMT

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#gm & b.m. :)

2026-10-05 00:40:43 GMT

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nice memory. cherish it.
I love finding #Laetiporus aka "chicken of the woods," It's the only #mushroom I feel comfortable identifying myself. :)
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-05 00:16:09 GMT

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Shermy was a Peanuts character? I dont think that's right.

2026-10-04 23:36:49 GMT

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that looks like the flooring we just put down at our #lake house. we didn't use apple juice. ;) https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/577079d4823349dc79b641b89c8b72f76b009c12510dbfbefca129e4665f3406.jpg

2026-10-04 14:19:40 GMT

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that one dude seems to be enjoying that a little too much.

2026-10-04 14:18:37 GMT

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you mean after the deer stop laughing?

2026-10-04 14:06:28 GMT

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LA LA LA LA
I cant hear you.
*index fingers inserted in ears*

2026-10-04 12:21:23 GMT

#gm #nostr
little #rainbow patch reflecting on the #lake.
https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/5a04358d52898da5eb939a67b6254f6375d4d1b33da50cd92a5865eedae62c99.jpg
#lakelife #cny #ny #smij #nature #photography

2026-10-04 12:11:36 GMT

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hmmm, I just #zapd him, you and Maria.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-04 12:08:35 GMT

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I never heard of using apples for flooring. I can't wait to see it.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-04 12:05:45 GMT

when there's someone telling me how to worship, I wonder if they're the devil in disguise.
#nevent1q…xrur

2026-10-04 11:58:38 GMT

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this is very cool and I'm impressed...
by his #frohawk

2026-10-04 04:36:15 GMT

it must be gettin early. clocks are running late.
#gn #nostr

2026-10-04 04:13:34 GMT

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that how I met my 1st gf. it didn't last long, though and I think the restraining order is still valid.

2026-10-04 04:08:50 GMT

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if they post 55 mph speed limit, you can drive 88!!

2026-10-04 03:36:07 GMT

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go easy on those nodes, you're slurring.
;)

2026-10-04 03:33:46 GMT

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;)

2026-10-04 03:26:28 GMT

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he offers you the rest of his ice cream and you're complaining? that's rich. #women!!

2026-10-04 03:15:40 GMT

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I heard you the 1st time, where's the guidelines?

2026-10-03 22:21:53 GMT

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just tag me if you want the test on amythest/android. always happy to help.

2026-10-03 22:17:41 GMT

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c'mon, #bot, stay in your lane.

2026-10-03 22:15:56 GMT

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oooh, I cant wait to try this. how do they not know how you're paying? they think it's apple pay?

2026-10-03 22:08:29 GMT

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works with amythest on android.

2026-10-03 20:30:56 GMT

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can I get a list of the guidelines? i'm sure i'm breaking all the rules.

2026-10-03 20:26:11 GMT

https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/136809487d6a4951649d3205095759a0aae3ffe8427e7c7a05442d452755472e.mp4
#cny #ny #lakelife
#smij #nature #photography #video

2026-10-03 12:37:26 GMT

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#gm #bm & #hbd to mom!

2026-10-03 01:01:31 GMT

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I see two deer, a cat and a alligator at the top of the pine tree.