always

the idea vs the reality
I forgot to buy chocolate.
The creeper head was requested to be Steve last minute.
andd this was my first time using Bettercreme frosting. It’s like whipped cream consistency and easy to over-whip when mixing colors (make difficult to spread)
this was also my first time putting flavored filling instead of a layer of frosting between the cake layers and damn it tastes so much better. Pistachio cream between vanilla cake is sooooooo yummy 10/10 would recommend.
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2026-02-10 16:23:18 GMT

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Ahhh I can’t see ittt im trying

2026-02-09 14:02:20 GMT

talking to my friend (girl) for the first time in a while and holy shit I forgot what talking to girls is like they have no chill at all

2026-01-06 15:24:27 GMT

excuse me
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2026-01-02 19:32:27 GMT

some people pay extra for this, man
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2025-12-28 23:27:21 GMT

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Cream for men

2025-12-20 20:16:59 GMT

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no Massachusetts mention. the shittest drivers

2025-12-20 01:15:47 GMT

:ratshakeL:
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2025-12-14 00:27:39 GMT

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2025-12-11 18:13:07 GMT

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can you post a review of America when you’re done here

2025-12-11 03:09:04 GMT

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this better not be a depression arc starting

2025-12-11 02:58:36 GMT

the underwear drawer has run dry

2025-12-03 15:33:46 GMT

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2025-12-01 04:27:03 GMT

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2025-11-28 03:32:29 GMT

i need to learn how to sew so i can sew myself a lot of fish pillows then my bed will be like a pond i will sleep with the fishes, idk what the expression is or what it means but i love fish and sleep

2025-11-28 03:23:43 GMT

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2025-11-28 03:17:58 GMT

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2025-11-27 17:41:36 GMT

@npub1kew…qvt9 finally!
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2025-11-26 18:14:21 GMT

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why what does it do

2025-11-24 15:46:55 GMT

,bitch boy
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2025-11-20 14:46:19 GMT

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i am all about body positivity and the choice to remain natural
have you ever heard those poor babies scream. ):

2025-11-20 03:31:46 GMT

the american experience is never seeing foreskin in your life

2025-11-20 02:39:05 GMT

my fave is sticking my finger in someones bellybutton and getting that suction of resistance when pulling out
my belly button is very shallow so i cant get that satisfaction from myself

2025-11-20 02:00:59 GMT

you dump a load onto their eyelids
i dump my love into their hearts
we are not the same

2025-11-20 01:51:56 GMT

"lebron james" is a problem in our house.
once one person says it we all get goin and moms gotta take off her shoe to get us to stop

2025-11-18 17:16:51 GMT

3 months and my sister still hasnt taken her fishtank out of my room
mom said i should kill the fish.

2025-11-17 04:09:07 GMT

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2025-11-17 02:39:49 GMT

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2025-11-13 16:13:47 GMT

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2025-11-12 13:21:30 GMT

ew sauerkraut

2025-11-12 12:59:59 GMT

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ive had some sorta respiratory illness since late September ):
it’s making me depressed and I won’t shut uppp about it

2025-11-12 12:47:07 GMT

I feel like a disgusting walking infection.
the animals wouldn’t even eat me if I died in the woods

2025-11-10 13:32:43 GMT

Thinking about the time some family from Germany came to visit us for the first time but they couldn’t speak English and we couldn’t speak German so we just stared at each other. It was so uncomfortable

2025-11-08 00:22:30 GMT

my mother is making my dog FAT.

2025-11-04 16:29:39 GMT

I... Aj... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.

2025-11-04 16:03:36 GMT

are they not centered?????????????????
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2025-10-30 13:51:08 GMT

having your feet on the ground is a constant that won’t let you down

2025-10-30 12:10:04 GMT

Got an id in the mail and mom said “they put that on there for you”
moom
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2025-10-29 23:43:30 GMT

I saw this at the store today
dawwwg
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2025-10-27 20:58:04 GMT

should’ve left them as boobers
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2025-10-27 14:19:32 GMT

where can I find a man to let me follow him around his worksite all day and learn his trade

2025-10-25 11:25:23 GMT

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do you renew it after your vacation or do you have to find a new job?

2025-10-25 11:15:27 GMT

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isn’t it vacation time??

2025-10-23 11:38:46 GMT

there’s lots of leftovers in the fridge and im a big fan of leftovers bc im lazy. But I don’t eat them bc they’re not MY leftovers. And then they get thrown away.
They spend $250 a week on groceries, eat all the packaged snacks, and waste the goood food.
I hate food wasting.

2025-10-21 12:51:58 GMT

post more men

2025-10-21 12:37:47 GMT

my brother was crying last night bc my mom told him he needed to study
“I failed last year and went up a grade why can’t I do it again”
bro.
gen A is fucked

2025-10-20 20:30:25 GMT

wait
I left all my artwork at the old house 🥺

2025-10-20 13:29:52 GMT

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men

2025-10-20 12:47:51 GMT

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Mother of Satan, explode in my bum :niceblush:

2025-10-20 12:10:19 GMT

if there are any crystal girls here,,
what kind of crystal do I need to shove under my armpits and up my ass to bring ✨good energy✨

2025-10-17 20:34:00 GMT

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ahh there was no box was 2 too muchh

2025-10-17 20:03:00 GMT

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I took 2. Cure meee

2025-10-17 20:01:52 GMT

no Sudafed but i did find some ephedrine tablets
they look oooold

2025-10-16 21:13:02 GMT

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this is my hand holding a toilet paper tube thing
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2025-10-16 20:46:18 GMT

I brought the House Walnut with me when I moved.
I dunno why it’s special but it is.
I didn’t make it special, the tree did
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2025-10-16 20:26:51 GMT

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2025-10-16 00:34:06 GMT

just dont shave your coochie ? why buy fake hairy undies ?

2025-10-13 00:31:17 GMT

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2025-10-07 12:23:48 GMT

tfw no fishman grandpa to take me under his wing and teach me the ways of the sea
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2025-10-07 11:46:14 GMT

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tfw they fall out of trees and you dont

2025-10-07 11:40:44 GMT

i lowkey wanna be a pizzaboy
i would get to wear a pizzaboy hat
and everyone would be happy to see me :D
thats not the job i applied to tho

2025-10-05 00:08:57 GMT

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WAR HORSE

2025-10-05 00:07:32 GMT

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2025-10-05 00:01:47 GMT

Why didn’t we domesticate moose and ride them instead of horses?

2025-10-04 23:54:27 GMT

moose are a lot scarier to scare away than bears

2025-10-04 23:36:13 GMT

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I also found a tiiiiny snake but he kept biting me and I couldn’t get a pic

2025-10-04 23:28:00 GMT

a walk in the woods, a bobcat from the other day, a tiny frog, a bear target
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2025-10-03 15:01:08 GMT

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GERMAN? why?

2025-10-03 14:47:50 GMT

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Finnish and Mongolian? they mix?

2025-10-03 14:44:58 GMT

I wonder what it’d be like to not be American.
id know the metric system and I would probably buy my milk in liters
id probably go to the doctor too
maybe even speak two languages

2025-10-03 14:26:12 GMT

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im pretty sure the Estonian girl that said I had Aspergers was flirting?? why else would she have said it so hot

2025-10-03 14:23:53 GMT

i thought everyone on the computer was from the UK but it’s actually Germany

2025-10-03 10:22:13 GMT

worth waking up 21mins late to get the good ending

2025-10-01 20:48:51 GMT

national lineman rodeo whaaat
god bless America
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2025-10-01 20:17:35 GMT

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oh shit my hair??? ok im fully convinced on the no
thank you
I think im allergic to some corticosteroids they give me an itchy rash on my belly

2025-10-01 18:55:02 GMT

is short term steroid usage ok tho

2025-10-01 18:43:26 GMT

hehe horny goat weed

2025-09-27 02:31:08 GMT

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2025-09-23 17:40:56 GMT

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did u exit naturally or were u extracted

2025-09-22 10:17:41 GMT

i feel like the man in the yellow hat :heyface:

2025-09-22 00:24:24 GMT

load me up with miracle autism cures you discover scrolling through reels at night

2025-09-22 00:19:01 GMT

assigned demon at birth

2025-09-19 15:43:03 GMT

i am very happy to feed the chickens every day :hapyday:
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2025-09-16 20:54:07 GMT

ya can’t keep a good dog down 🍻

2025-09-10 15:32:40 GMT

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what’s the established reputation

2025-09-05 17:05:56 GMT

does anyone still use normal passwords like Starfish2007 or has everyone switched to the h76nUm0!s90oV style

2025-09-05 15:48:19 GMT

how to make it come from within :flow_think:
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2025-09-05 15:40:41 GMT

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2025-09-03 17:24:33 GMT

the rooster diaries are over.
Larry has a new home with a cool woman.
the hens are very happy (:

2025-09-03 17:22:37 GMT

hot damn the lady that just picked up Larry 😳
tattooed version of daisy duke with a notorious big tank top
she was badass
she has 16 roosters!!! why does she need that many cocks!!
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2025-08-31 15:28:25 GMT

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idk what im even supposed to be looking for in this

2025-08-31 15:16:51 GMT

i want to get an electric hotplate thing for my bedroom but theres too many options

2025-08-31 11:20:19 GMT

hate when I wake up and my phones at 1% so I have to get up and find a charger instead of sleep scroll bee videos until 8

2025-08-29 16:10:44 GMT

I’ve nicknamed him Dingle Berry Larry.
bc he’s a cocksucker
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2025-08-29 16:02:34 GMT

Day 3 of trying to befriend the rooster.
He does not like me, but there’s more peace.
Yesterday I got pecked and clawed a lot. If he tries this again im going to run into the coop like a dog and bite his neck.
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2025-08-27 02:22:54 GMT

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>attempts to scream in my dreams make me instantly lose my voice
that’s what happens to me! why??

2025-08-27 02:12:39 GMT

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I should scream some time, I never have and I think that’s why I can’t in my dreams

2025-08-27 02:12:05 GMT

I want to scream