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2026-04-05 13:17:12 GMT

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"Who Just Shit My Pants?"

2026-03-29 12:49:42 GMT

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I've had great luck with sticky traps, especially when you SEE where they're running to and from -- I've caught as many as FIVE on one trap before having to pitch 'em. Got one in the kitchen by a wall vent and there's two of 'em on it now.

2026-03-27 01:53:41 GMT

dude picks up a cat off the street and directs him to catch a mouse.
that's it -- when Pooch dies, I'm getting another cat
#caturday -- it can shit outside and live outside if it wants - I'm not going to be a slave to litter or have my house smell like fuckin' ammonia - fuck that - if it wants to sleep in my bed with me, it's going to have to take baths and lick my feet when I get home from work
I'm done with sticky traps - getting a damn cat again. https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1884083123598598144

2026-03-15 21:26:05 GMT

BEFORE AND AFTER - MY NEW BEDSPREAD!
It took her months and a very difficult seashell pattern - hand crocheted! This is the first king-size she's ever done, and I don't think she'll ever let anyone commission her again, at least not for this pattern. She promised it to me months ago, around Thanksgiving, and FINALLY got it done today - she felt bad for taking so long and only charged me FIFTY BUCKS for this NINE POUND BEAUTY! It's SO SOFT and will only get softer with time as it gets broken in. I think that process is called "felting" but I'm not sure. VERY PLEASED!
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2026-02-26 00:27:30 GMT

Another Blast From The Past
LITTLE KNOWN FACT, @rvc5 -- Ray was a lifelong HOMOSEXUAL
AL! -- YES - that butch dude was a dicksucker!
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2026-01-28 23:30:13 GMT

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in all honesty - she's not a vampire - she's the DEVIL

2026-01-27 00:27:37 GMT

Happened this afternoon, about 8 miles from my house!
That truck fucked up.
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2026-01-25 18:34:12 GMT

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-- Pooch was just outside- snow up to her belly, which should tell you just how much snow we got last night - she was standing there, taking big bites out of the drift in front of her --- nature's ice cream - she thinks it's a treat... of course she was BORN during a huge snowstorm - she grew up in it --never bothered her to go out in the snow

2026-01-25 18:01:59 GMT

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YOU'RE BACK! I hope your Mom's doing better - I heard that's what you've been doing lately. Been there, done that, baby - sucks. Glad to see you here again!

2026-01-25 17:55:09 GMT

Just dug out my van -- tires on the driver's side were completely covered up over the top - I had to dig the door out to get in!!!
Managed to rock it out of it's parking spot and back a van's length so I can get a good running start at getting out if I have to.
NO PLOWING ON MY ROAD AT ALL -- they've always ignored my street - I have to go flag one down on the main road and beg them to come over to my block.
Look at my neighbor's little pickup across the street -- can you see the two feet of snow on top of it?
I can see school being canceled for this tomorrow -- probably some state agencies and businesses, too.
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2026-01-16 21:00:31 GMT

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I get it -- if you've ever been SHOCKED BY IT - you will understand that concept quite easily.

2026-01-08 23:24:36 GMT

Blood Sausage
I've never had it -- I think I'd probably LOVE it.
Opinions?
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2025-12-29 20:07:51 GMT

If you're going to do ALL THAT, why not spend a few extra bucks and put several STRONGER bubblers in the thing?!?!
I WANT DEM BUBBLES IN MY HOT TUB! https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1852468347141099520

2025-12-29 19:51:59 GMT

Huh.... how about that? You learn sumpin' every day!
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2025-12-22 20:01:34 GMT

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Christmas Eve is my Monday

2025-12-19 06:40:56 GMT

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2025-12-04 23:06:51 GMT

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2025-12-04 00:39:21 GMT

https://www.redgifs.com/users/ava_waifu58
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2025-12-01 01:44:26 GMT

The last good pic I took of my Mom and Dad, animated using AI.
this was the best one out of the five I tried
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2025-11-30 03:23:13 GMT

I can't make up my mind.
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2025-11-26 16:10:14 GMT

YUMMY
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2025-11-16 00:56:07 GMT

maybe for 29 bucks but not 129
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2025-11-10 00:48:29 GMT

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I had NO IDEA they were still making music. NONE

2025-11-10 00:36:54 GMT

@azzerac -- one of MY favorites
https://youtu.be/Tn9IyFLDtjk

2025-11-09 16:59:44 GMT

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1834301614668652544

2025-11-06 22:45:08 GMT

@BlueTexan
An Ohio native, I can tell you, I've had this more times than I'd like to admit.
It's not REALLY chili - I don't know WHAT it is, but you only go there when you're hungover or drunk.
https://skylinechili.com/

2025-11-04 19:36:25 GMT

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I smile when girls show me their boobs

2025-10-29 21:55:28 GMT

Melissa- - big bitch!
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2025-10-25 10:34:12 GMT

Ever see a pic that makes your mouth water?
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2025-10-10 11:26:48 GMT

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Going to be another beautiful day

2025-10-09 17:55:28 GMT

https://peanutpatch.com/spicy-buffalo/
@Meinhair MY REVIEW!
These are unexpectedly DELICIOUS! I could not believe I was eating the same thing I'd been offered during my twelve years in South Kakalaki. They are not mushy like a slug, they are firm and easy to crack since they've been canned IN THE SHELL.
The seasoning was OUT OF THIS WORLD - I actually drank some off the juice right out of the can, bro!
I SIT CORRECTED - BOILED PEANUTS ARE FANTASTIC - you changed my mind, brother!
THANK YOU!
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2025-10-06 02:39:48 GMT

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I asked them YEARS AGO but they don't want to get rid of plus users - they don't have enough of them and he posts the same shit EVERY DAY so the stats look good - he probably PAYS for his membership outside of tokens, like I did -you think I'd pay CASH for this part of MINDS!!? LOL - I saved up the tokens I earned and bought in THAT way - the only reason I HAVE plus is 'cause it lets me block mindless boosts from shit members!

2025-10-06 02:31:51 GMT

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1821762016744955904

2025-10-06 02:18:56 GMT

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I'm not picking on him - I'm EXPOSING HIM - MINDSPLUS was supposed to be for ORIGINAL CONTENT and he's bastardized it all - he's RUINED IT, proving anyone with NO TALENT can come in here and post SHIT and win token

2025-10-06 02:17:13 GMT

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he's a PLAGUE on mindsplus! NOTHING HE POSTS IS HIS ORIGINAL CONTENT! - it's ALL fuckin' GARBAGE - you can't SEE THAT? he's what makes mindsplus WORTHLESS - none of his content is real - it's all plucked from the internet and someone else's work! - he's only posted the SAME FUCKING FLOWERS AND ONLY FUCKING FLOWERS for the last 3 years and nobody ever THINKS it's fake?!?!- it's FUCKING BULLSHIT - he's a FUCKING FRAUD! FUCK HIM

2025-10-06 01:55:54 GMT

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duh

2025-10-06 01:53:36 GMT

#mindsplus #bullshit #inauthenticengagement #bullshit
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2025-10-06 00:57:30 GMT

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I don't know what the fuck this is, bro
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2025-10-06 00:55:07 GMT

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so you're saying you hate the Irish? ...what the fuck, dude?

2025-09-29 10:20:25 GMT

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1819343221566742528
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2025-09-28 18:33:14 GMT

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Voices Carry. One of my favorite '80s songs...

2025-09-21 15:38:57 GMT

I've only seen two trucks all day.
Signed in no contractors and only three or four employees have badged in.
I'm basically getting paid $16 an hour to sit on my ass and do absolutely nothing.
I don't know if I love this job or hate it.

2025-09-19 00:43:58 GMT

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it's a 2021 Lenovo Ideapad 3 -- 11th Gen INtel i3-1115G4 3.00GHz - I have no idea if it runs on that or not.

2025-09-19 00:39:10 GMT

OK - that just freaked me out!
I just ran my DEFRAG and it finished in FIVE SECONDS!
THAT NEVER HAPPENED when I used to run W98SE - damn, that got FAST!
I think it cheated!

2025-09-17 20:51:11 GMT

I honestly, don't know how I'd react if I ever saw this dude in public.
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2025-09-08 10:07:26 GMT

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2025-09-01 21:25:53 GMT

oh god
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2025-08-30 14:38:39 GMT

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1808536571784208384
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2025-08-24 14:43:23 GMT

@ladyred -- just too cute! https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1806363435838070784

2025-08-23 19:59:43 GMT

MERIT ACHIEVEMENT ONLY - don't ask to be on the list - you have to earn it.
Friends, it's coming back.
NEW RULES:
Since I used to boost this once a week and spend my hard-earned tokens, MY REAL FRIENDS would AT LEAST remind it. Many of you included on the list wouldn't even say THANK YOU and it pissed me off - share the fucking thing = you're only helping yourself get your channel out there to new members, right?
RIGHT.
Here's a new list of the channels that everyone should sub:
@kunninglinguist @ChemTrailsMN @Milica42 @KenClark @Gophersworld @lisa2683 @FretzCapo @Meinhair @jerrykimbro @Antisocial_Network_Radio @authenticantiquearms @lucybowels @rvcsongster @Lotoscott @BigbyLupo @ryanrally @MikeOnTheRight @john @Davesnothere @Milica42 @purgingthoughts @harryparatestes @Maverickdn @berkesch @Yotivationnation @worldaffairs2021
more to come and as you can see the list is MUCH smaller than it used to be.
Each person is SPECIAL in one way or another and will make MINDS' newsfeed a better experience
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2025-08-22 16:22:23 GMT

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Is it steak and blowjob day again already??

2025-08-21 10:34:12 GMT

#rebranding They removed the cracker and the barrel.
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2025-08-15 10:40:33 GMT

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aaaaaaaaaand there ya go... once you go black, you're fucked.

2025-08-08 01:05:55 GMT

"What are you doing today, Bill?"
"Oh, not much, just takin' my horse for a swim." https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1800359505523904512

2025-08-07 10:11:14 GMT

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I had one that color.... harlequin. My second dane, Cosmo, was funny, loving and fast as fuck! He could catch a pelican or a seagull on the beach -- and SWIM? I could throw a ball or a stick as far out into the ocean as I could and he would motor out there and body surf in - he loved to swim! Only dane out of 14 that LOVED the water! Hell, without being told, he'd just push the curtain aside and get in the shower with me. I miss him. He was one of my favorites. His favorite movie was MEN IN BLACK. He watched it so often he'd bark at the farmer 'cause he KNEW he was going to turn into the big, scary bug at the end. 172 lbs of joy -- best adoption ever.
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2025-08-02 12:47:09 GMT

I don't know what it is about young actresses wanting to fuck themselves up so badly, but it's got to stop.
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2025-08-01 21:41:20 GMT

#AI nails it again - @DavidHogg
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2025-07-27 07:36:21 GMT

I'm almost convinced that there are only 50 real people on this motherfucker, and the rest of you are bots.
#ChangeMyMind

2025-07-24 11:28:42 GMT

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2025-07-21 00:20:29 GMT

it's almost as if fat wife is looking over at thinner self and about to sigh.
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2025-07-20 22:00:42 GMT

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2025-07-19 21:43:01 GMT

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2025-07-19 11:03:21 GMT

Seven nights in jail for this little brat. https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1793262099032444928

2025-07-15 23:44:57 GMT

You'd think, after FORTY YEARS of doing my own laundry, cleaning my own home, paying my own bills, cooking my food, having owned two successful businesses, and entertained thousands when I was doing theatre and karaoke I'd treat myself better... think MORE of myself... take some satisfaction knowing I've DONE THE ADULT THING and been successful at it.
But there's nothing. There's no BIG payoff at the end. You just keep walking the path, hoping for the pot of gold and the pot is empty and needs to be washed, just like all the others you've washed in your life.
Sure, you take some solace in having loved a few times and continue to gather the unconditional love of your dogs, but I'm bemused at the lack of contentment.
How do you guys find contentment?
What do you do to calm the desperation?

2025-07-07 11:31:04 GMT

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cryptic.

2025-06-29 15:09:49 GMT

OK, girls -- admit it, you've done all of them, haven't you?
@Yotivationnation @lisa2683 @ladyred @Peggy2
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2025-06-26 20:49:29 GMT

I couldn't make it past the ten-minute mark without fast-forwarding to the end - the last half all looks like shit.
https://youtu.be/jeGUYiapnKc

2025-06-14 20:27:48 GMT

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LOL - no... that's MY portion. Why didn't you make any for yourself?

2025-06-14 19:22:27 GMT

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GREAT! Where's yours?

2025-06-11 22:43:47 GMT

I LOVE pineapple, bacon, ham, green peppers and sausage on pizza! It's EVEN BETTER with a BBQ sauce instead of regular pizza sauce --- you need to try it today.
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2025-06-08 12:21:08 GMT

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2025-05-30 20:44:14 GMT

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and the gay ass rap music ruined it all

2025-05-21 18:34:23 GMT

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2025-05-05 23:25:48 GMT

You know what you call a black man carrying FOUR BOOKS out of a library?
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2025-05-05 22:48:00 GMT

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I have no filters - do you?
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2025-04-27 23:59:11 GMT

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get in the water, too
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2025-04-23 23:39:22 GMT

@coel @ladyred - mamma doesn't forget her baby with the sugarcane - CRACK! - just the right size, too - incredible https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1761924610288263168

2025-04-23 22:46:01 GMT

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- if that doesn't rip your goddamn heart out and make you cry, nothing will

2025-04-23 22:45:07 GMT

jesus fucking christ and those goddamn onions! https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1761910960475348992

2025-04-22 22:24:27 GMT

I know, I know, it's a FB link, but it's too cute not to watch, right @ladyred ?
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1011606383718350

2025-04-22 20:58:57 GMT

LMFAO! He's PISSED, boy!
"I'm going to my room! FUCK YOU!"
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2025-04-19 11:15:40 GMT

and for #caturday, ladies and gents... (drumroll, please?)
A CAT NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE! https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1760287901972697088

2025-04-19 10:11:10 GMT

like the kitty I posted the other day who climbed into "loving" arms of a storefront mannequin - that just breaks your heart.
one hopes whoever filmed this, took that good old boy and gave him a home.
#damnonions https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1760271671194816512

2025-04-13 13:42:38 GMT

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The guy filming could have helped!

2025-04-13 10:16:23 GMT

A happy ending https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1758098657250381824

2025-04-07 22:17:06 GMT

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- tagged you in a couple - seen 'em yet?

2025-04-07 21:50:50 GMT

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My "Monday" is actually on Friday... my Friday is tomorrow.

2025-04-07 20:27:12 GMT

@ladyred -- "I'm JUST TOO PRETTY for the park! My GOD, I love my wings and my bag and my pretty, pretty dress... I'm such a pretty, pretty girl!" https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1756078047020195840

2025-04-07 20:22:42 GMT

@ladyred -- that face.... OMG https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1756076913941553152

2025-03-28 20:22:43 GMT

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Cosmo was one of my first Great Danes - he knew MEN IN BLACK SO WELL that he would bark at THE FARMER BEFORE he turned into the scary bug (which scared Cosmo a great deal). He was a funny, loving boy... I miss that big goofball.
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2025-03-24 11:11:01 GMT

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Ain't that the truth? Felt like only yesterday I lost my mom and dad and that was 11 years ago this summer.

2025-03-21 16:43:19 GMT

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if that's a mike obama, I will suck your asshole and clit for a month and not come up for air... IF SHE IS A GIRL (and I know she is) you owe me a deepthroat blowjob, honey -- don't talk out of your ass and call me a fag

2025-03-20 13:58:22 GMT

Those eyes, man - I would MELT on the dance floor with her and some Sinatra playing...
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2025-02-25 11:23:47 GMT

@ladyred. Having never heard one of her songs, I can't testify if this is the truth or not... But it seems like it's right on the money.
https://www.tiktok.com/@itscharlenekaye/video/7463697549862505759?lang=en

2025-02-15 14:10:34 GMT

A day late, so sue me...
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2025-02-03 12:23:47 GMT

Another pretty pastel morning here in Ohio. #myphoto
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2025-01-26 18:14:14 GMT

rice krispies, at home https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1730315046283649024

2025-01-21 21:56:28 GMT

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although I had the kitchen sink trickling to prevent the pipe from freezing, I didn't take into account my shitter upstairs. Yeah, the pipe on the north side of my house that fills the toilet is frozen solid - got heaters going on the inside trying to warm it enough to get it AT LEAST dripping again so I can take measures to make IT trickle. (you put a butter knife under the flapper to keep a little water running) - so now I have to walk downstairs to pee and poop, just like the dogs. LOL

2025-01-15 09:01:54 GMT

Just ONCE A WEEK, I'd like to sleep until my alarm goes off!!
...I got five hours in- not enough for a 12-hour day.
fuck.

2025-01-13 23:21:41 GMT

LOL - welcome to the real world, fuckers! - just too funny! https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1725681374319108096