Queen Of Coffee

Breakfast natto and rice. 13 tried it and was unsure. He didn't appreciate how funky it is.
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2024-06-06 20:44:16

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@npub1y8w…x20n I'm scared to commit to watching something that's 46 episodes with a 30+ episode season 2.😂

2024-06-06 17:28:55

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@npub1y8w…x20n It's so good. They are releasing 2 episodes a day. It's available international release through Youku. 13 episodes are out as of today and it has not disappointed at all.

2024-06-03 23:47:23

I've started The Double and it's freaking great. Plots within plots, revenge, politics, murder. This is my favorite kind of #cdrama

2024-06-01 15:57:37

Breakfast cake.
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2024-05-29 04:08:53

I have just heard the bedtime excuse that can not be topped.
It's 10:07pm. 7 was put to bed over an hour ago. He just came in my room and told me he can't sleep because his nipples are dry. 😒

2024-05-04 02:29:02

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@npub1nlt…t44t
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2024-02-20 14:39:35

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@npub1nlt…t44t I usually buy it from a nearby restaurant, but their price has gotten too high. Like $25 for the same amount as in the picture. I can make it for under $5.

2024-02-20 14:32:49

I made kimchi over the weekend. It's been fermenting about two days, and it's almost ready to be transferred to the fridge.
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2024-01-22 02:30:46

I took the kids to Walmart with me. Literally needed like 2 things. Was there for an hour because 2/3 kids decided to drop a deuce in the Wally World restroom.
Now. Whiskey.
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2024-01-08 01:56:25

Instagram keeps recommending non alcoholic wine alternatives. Fuck off with that shit. No one wants that.

2023-09-18 13:37:29

Like a newborn, I wake up angry and confused. My alarm just went off, and I screamed at my phone WHO THE FUCK IS CALLING AT 7:30AM?

2023-09-13 21:11:13

I just filled out a 400 question security audit... And the fucker didn't save because I left a couple questions for our IT director... Apparently, leaving any required question blank means your audit doesn't save. And you can't do it offline because it generates conditional questions based on your answers. I'm so fucking done. It's due Friday. I have to do the whole thing again. Fuck.

2023-09-01 05:13:12

Any one care to guess what I'm about to make with these ingredients? Hint. Not all my ingredients are shown because a couple would give it away.
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2023-08-26 00:24:30

Mastodon... It's unfair you put my posts about drinking peanut butter whiskey next to the astrophysicist talking about his study on light pollution at night. Just sayin.

2023-08-17 22:48:58

People out there just liking and boosting every thing.
I'm probably one of them.

2023-08-16 02:08:00

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@npub1nlt…t44t my kids didn't like that they weren't sweet, so I rolled theirs in cinnamon & sugar. I prefer them plain and dipped in warm soy milk.

2023-08-16 02:03:18

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@npub1nlt…t44t would try for sure. Mine came out pretty good.

2023-08-16 02:02:03

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@npub1nlt…t44t I've never been there. We used to go to Imperial Inn on Sundays for their dim sum. They wheeled carts around and you just pointed at what you wanted. First place I ate tripe.

2023-08-14 01:41:09

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@npub1nlt…t44t I'm glad of it. The odds are I'm never going to get to do my bucket list food tour of Asia. At least I can experiment and cook stuff myself. I made you tiao as part of breakfast last Sunday. Always wanted to try it.

2023-08-14 01:32:31

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@npub1nlt…t44t when a friend first taught me how to make a proper stir fry, you couldn't find shao xing anywhere. I used to use cooking sherry instead. It's pretty close but not the same. I've only had access to it within the last 5 years.

2023-08-14 01:25:30

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@npub1nlt…t44t I like both. Steamed, I like muscles better. Fried, I prefer clams.

2023-08-14 00:55:20

This, right here, it's one of my favorite condiments to cook with.
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2023-08-06 01:33:01

I am in some bizarre multi verse. No line for the ladies room at citizens bank park. Huge line for men

2023-08-04 02:18:11

You guys' priorities.. I post something deep and serious. 1 like.
I post about poop or my jeans... 100+ new followers.
Something is wrong with yall.

2023-07-28 02:12:26

Not saying I'm lazy... Just saying my meals today were 2 protien shakes because I couldn't be bothered to exert the energy necessary to chew food.

2023-07-18 20:47:15

While I'm on my no bake pie kick I'll share this one I made at Thanksgiving last year. Peanut butter pie.
8 oz room temp cream cheese
1 cup peanut butter (not the natural kind)
pie crust (I used a store bought chocolate cookie crust)
8 oz tub cool whip
1/2 cup powdered sugar
Toppings
Melted peanut butter (1/4 cup)
Chocolate sauce
Reeses cups chopped
Mini Chocolate chips.
Using a hand mixer combine the peanut butter, cream cheese, powdered sugar. Fold in the cool whip. Put in pie crust and refrigerate at least 3 hours.
Top with what you like.
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2023-07-15 18:39:20

"May cause stomach upset. Avoid acidic foods and beverages."
Me reading the pamphlet on my medicine while eating tomato pie and drinking coffee.

2023-07-01 03:09:11

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I think this kid is messing with me....

2023-07-01 02:22:27

Guys... My 12 year old just showed me a TikTok challenge where, no shit, you write your name on a piece of paper without ever lifting up the pencil...
Congrats younger generation. You just discovered cursive. 🤣

2023-05-20 07:02:19

Me flirting: I like you the same way I like tea. In a bag. Under boiling water.

2023-05-08 15:19:20

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@npub1jpe…zsux oh, hubs and I mostly get along great. But he breathes too loud.

2023-05-08 15:15:46

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@npub1jpe…zsux seeing all these comments make me feel better about the fact I get mad at hubs for the way he breathes.