Sir Zalo ✔

Interesting choice of words..." installs!"
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/626/199/310/742/718/original/c281f5bbc48d0fb4.mp4

2026-04-19 15:15:19 GMT

How to set yourself up to ensure you die alone.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/432/025/227/492/020/original/4b257dde3db22017.mp4

2026-04-05 23:23:41 GMT

This is how a family murder/suicide begins. (3 kids)
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/354/672/949/276/012/original/af58373433647db3.mp4

2026-04-05 22:18:08 GMT

This is what my neighbors vote for. I'm out. Never coming back.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/354/415/436/611/753/original/d975622de155154c.mp4

2026-04-05 21:01:22 GMT

"This is musical chairs."
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/354/113/769/083/801/original/469ef34787c3a95d.mp4

2026-04-05 20:04:01 GMT

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@nprofile…4pam @nprofile…gaa4 There's a fine line between fishing and sitting in a boat like an idiot.

2026-04-05 14:01:39 GMT

Can someone tell me what our educators are teaching in school these days? Aside from speeding, I suspect they're getting a DUI, too.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/352/458/210/398/422/original/39504622ce879fd3.mp4

2026-04-05 13:54:16 GMT

For those of you worried that AI will take over...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/352/434/255/346/361/original/01fc24b613c423bb.mp4

2026-04-05 12:57:41 GMT

Imagine if this were your boss. I would stab my ears out with an ice pick.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/352/211/723/927/611/original/6b304f9c08e21a08.mp4

2026-04-04 06:43:49 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz Carl, we miss you. Thanks for shaping our scientific knowledge and teaching me about a googol before there was a Google. "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

2026-04-03 13:55:42 GMT

Rant of the day.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/341/114/309/182/650/original/2f85038f19a18730.mp4

2026-03-29 21:14:20 GMT

The only thing missing is one of those little square mustache's under "they's" nose.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/314/527/294/604/492/original/36a30f19ab3cdc0f.mp4

2026-03-29 15:05:13 GMT

Where does this attitude stem from? I see it all too often. Her next bickery will be white privilege and racism.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/313/076/499/394/324/original/5cdb81557727a5a5.mp4

2026-03-29 08:20:46 GMT

Here's the latest renter "for life."
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/311/486/619/468/071/original/009c86ee36a4a436.mp4

2026-03-29 08:10:01 GMT

Schizophrenic contradiction is now destiny.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/311/442/892/134/749/original/5be9fe37a7a5fd50.mp4

2026-03-29 07:45:50 GMT

Gettin' ready
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/311/346/006/656/292/original/9a480a5ec1171f3e.png

2026-03-22 15:39:50 GMT

With all those tats, I would expect her to have thicker skin.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/273/576/815/672/945/original/34ee2042269abf43.mp4

2026-03-22 15:32:30 GMT

I just bring Smith & Wesson with me.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/273/548/143/443/329/original/59c89d033798e0f3.mp4

2026-03-22 14:25:18 GMT

Thanks for all the moments, Chuck.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/273/283/905/978/616/original/5c3e870147f96e72.mp4

2026-03-22 14:07:56 GMT

All things to all people.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/273/215/167/450/967/original/98f3457dde468d12.mp4

2026-03-22 13:34:11 GMT

The struggle is real. The mental health struggle...that is.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/273/082/755/569/346/original/4b9f156f04d88ebf.mp4

2026-03-22 12:45:11 GMT

This person actually chose this hair style. The bashing of the head against the wall shows.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/272/890/188/958/934/original/79318026132a5b7f.mp4

2026-03-22 11:39:53 GMT

For the migrants.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/272/629/575/049/430/original/e881ff5ccda62a89.mp4

2026-03-15 22:05:21 GMT

A perfect BBB - Blond, Beautiful & Brilliant!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/235/453/288/520/520/original/b4c8297dad8b9ed1.mp4

2026-03-15 21:33:24 GMT

Well, yeah.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/235/330/793/082/166/original/3314b241c4741c22.mp4

2026-03-15 21:24:19 GMT

Who wants to sit next to this?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/235/294/548/403/495/original/3139533da4595410.mp4

2026-03-15 16:40:15 GMT

I was like "No they don't" or it's AI, but they do - they really do.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/234/178/349/887/620/original/57062e06e8849bf4.mp4

2026-03-15 14:51:48 GMT

I'm not impressed by your Samuel L Jackson impersonation. Eat something and maybe you'll be less angry.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/233/751/654/855/456/original/e86055753262e8ad.mp4

2026-03-15 09:52:50 GMT

Why do I find her strangely attractive?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/232/571/866/373/187/original/6cc90690cad56194.mp4

2026-03-12 04:53:02 GMT

Please stay off drugs.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/214/410/621/327/404/original/d9909ddeb823af03.mp4

2026-03-12 03:47:44 GMT

It's the same 'effing thing.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/214/153/930/436/010/original/77639d682cf930f2.mp4

2026-03-08 16:09:01 GMT

What is going on in Minnesota? https://x.com/KristaForHouse/status/2030470603921109339

2026-03-08 13:12:48 GMT

After this whining hangry baby eats a Snickers bar, who will she become?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/193/712/521/894/551/original/2dabbd98a7d98c28.mp4

2026-03-08 05:23:47 GMT

I humbly disagree. Do you?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/191/882/059/310/897/original/cc1737268d872a63.mp4

2026-03-08 04:56:24 GMT

A crash like that would take both your legs, an arm, and you would be half blind. But you would never be as angry as Stringfellow Hawke.

2026-03-08 04:51:29 GMT

Am I racist for even watching this?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/191/754/844/438/293/original/21222ecca8c14e57.mp4

2026-03-08 04:30:42 GMT

Would you date this woman?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/191/673/175/834/947/original/cd848ba786d8a76c.mp4

2026-03-08 04:14:13 GMT

The life of an "influencer" can be so hard. How can they deal with this day to day? As if?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/191/604/354/499/596/original/a51fc489db642ba6.mp4

2026-03-01 22:33:43 GMT

Are you willing to share your wife with others? How about you daughter?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/156/295/969/138/936/original/c98d0e2fc7d4b2de.mp4

2026-03-01 16:36:46 GMT

Wow, these Carnival Cruises are getting out of hand.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/154/892/302/418/313/original/98cee647f1120fb7.mp4

2026-03-01 12:55:37 GMT

Quick! Get me some more quarters.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/154/022/516/655/977/original/2288cc2df6c43a0a.mp4

2026-03-01 09:27:53 GMT

Target is pulling out of the woke cities. Much like her father should have.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/153/198/343/769/292/original/597da56aa5ee6fe6.mp4

2026-03-01 08:53:15 GMT

Sam Kinison reincarnated as unfunny angry lesbian.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/153/067/453/227/407/original/ce13519b91c06397.mp4

2026-03-01 07:13:35 GMT

I hope Rube Goldberg, there, is a better musician then he is as an engineer.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/152/677/304/325/615/original/60fc712da6b3b4af.mp4

2026-03-01 06:50:00 GMT

Let's just make the statistics show what my feminist opinion is.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/152/584/845/911/068/original/a5d018a14f7aaf52.mp4

2026-03-01 06:30:23 GMT

146 vs 211
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/152/507/783/930/142/original/7edf6db735a55bab.mp4

2026-02-26 11:29:51 GMT

Generations.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/136/697/430/488/345/original/ddc5ca545ad6b0fa.mp4

2026-02-25 06:02:36 GMT

Where's the BLM?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/129/749/145/806/041/original/0fbb83d656254d1e.mp4

2026-02-25 05:56:45 GMT

Who's the hero?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/129/726/231/383/082/original/9bd9f9c8d3627446.mp4

2026-02-25 05:42:39 GMT

How;s this again?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/129/671/082/540/527/original/87a7abec2da9057c.mp4

2026-02-25 01:26:13 GMT

@nprofile…f399 This week's life hack with the coffee makers in hotel rooms and underwear was actually started by the hospitality industry to save on coffee expenses. #BrownLiquid

2026-02-22 23:23:22 GMT

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@nprofile…9fpa That's not going to pass OSHA.

2026-02-22 14:00:17 GMT

I was not expecting Guardians of the Galaxy with butt crack.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/114/640/728/228/047/original/4e0929d3d5a4a4f0.mp4

2026-02-22 13:51:54 GMT

Real life advice.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/114/607/631/854/040/original/0e39e21a971041a5.mp4

2026-02-22 13:46:17 GMT

I'm sure he just "found" the Richard Mille RM 055 Bubba Watson $400K watch he's wearing.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/114/584/569/283/615/original/102046c256b0a89c.mp4

2026-02-22 13:15:25 GMT

How dare a mother tell her daughter what to do? This is the biggest justification for tears I've ever seen.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/114/457/781/551/647/original/6363025b37ae6479.mp4

2026-02-22 11:41:07 GMT

Someone please translate for me. "We don't make $200K a month, we steal it."
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/114/093/677/622/517/original/e6c20b41bc7cd8e8.mp4

2026-02-22 03:45:31 GMT

That's how I met Big Mike,
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/112/221/842/265/044/original/64792288d1c76267.mp4

2026-02-08 15:23:20 GMT

I, for one, look forward to our new AI overlords.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/035/647/628/840/860/original/af5cd124bffeee07.mp4

2026-02-08 11:19:10 GMT

Day 8 of BHM,
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/034/734/941/546/672/original/a739b2a714239054.mp4

2026-02-07 12:03:18 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen And, it's only day seven of BHM.

2026-01-31 23:13:49 GMT

Why am I seeing this all the time? Kids raised by parents who never said no and never instilled discipline. Kids who have no respect for authority. We got a generation of this b/c bad parenting.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/992/246/116/248/787/original/0a082edd444b633b.mp4

2026-01-31 22:33:27 GMT

They are going after the kids.
#33 #ThirtyThree
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/992/087/927/552/470/original/04b20e7e2f0d8ff2.mp4

2026-01-31 14:58:01 GMT

Remind me, who's the racist again?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/990/297/055/695/063/original/74864892572ac813.mp4

2026-01-29 04:51:38 GMT

America after deporting 100,000,000 illegals.
https://x.com/TheOnlyDSC/status/2016582218206917101

2026-01-29 04:31:23 GMT

FOYP, Love Amelia.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/976/507/451/720/007/original/53e637f6b235ca6d.mp4

2026-01-26 19:00:41 GMT

Finally, some "tranies" I can agree with.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/962/939/258/596/565/original/4f6b89773af2658c.mp4

2026-01-26 14:46:37 GMT

She's running late for the Minneapolis protest.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/961/926/129/637/023/original/d8f44b167bb30adf.mp4

2026-01-26 13:32:13 GMT

Get used to living alone for the rest of your life. And what's up with that haircut?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/961/647/849/638/918/original/a58303e64fc9ad5c.mp4

2026-01-25 18:05:43 GMT

Whose to blame for their non-existent life choices?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/957/060/552/329/937/original/137d0987a8c81497.mp4

2026-01-25 17:51:17 GMT

What the whaaaa?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/957/003/080/462/795/original/a35b9491995d6a65.mp4

2026-01-25 15:56:11 GMT

Show me what your culture is about.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/956/540/981/835/616/original/99e2b104e2e394b4.mp4

2026-01-24 22:33:40 GMT

Why does the left find this offensive?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/952/452/489/365/616/original/c6a25a7ab8845824.mp4

2026-01-24 16:29:36 GMT

Does "all people" include Trump for this "teacher"?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/951/020/745/449/813/original/d10ab84b0d03b7b5.mp4

2026-01-19 06:56:01 GMT

Only Boomers will get this...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/920/454/009/462/713/original/d7f7b358f74863e7.png

2026-01-19 06:51:00 GMT

How do you handle mouthy road ragers?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/920/434/443/536/651/original/d621388d9aa17ddb.mp4

2026-01-19 06:39:47 GMT

Spot the differences in these two images.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/920/389/687/103/708/original/6773d28d747d14e5.png

2026-01-19 06:33:16 GMT

UBER eats DEI in SF
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/920/364/402/314/322/original/d934c3c428609971.mp4

2026-01-18 22:47:06 GMT

What are you doing with your lollipop?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/918/531/617/880/154/original/088b9a2cd8013314.mp4

2026-01-18 22:24:34 GMT

Mobile phones in 1949.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/918/441/746/949/489/original/6c9f0a5ddd00c4e6.mp4

2026-01-18 22:12:29 GMT

What happened to society? Where's the shame? Is he using stolen valor to beg for $?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/918/395/213/044/262/original/4911a364bdc6a3c0.mp4

2026-01-18 18:44:42 GMT

Who's voting next election for higher taxes?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/917/577/068/263/606/original/78ca0fa2520753b9.mp4

2026-01-18 17:01:20 GMT

How offended are you?
https://x.com/MarchandSurgery/status/2012044849718173931

2026-01-18 16:02:18 GMT

I wasn't expecting things to take that turn.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/916/939/903/380/062/original/e7d8daa544a0f7c7.mp4

2026-01-18 15:31:17 GMT

Wow, the left is finally "owning it." My position is: If you have to resort to profanity or racism, you have lost the argument.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/916/814/885/301/370/original/7dc5e6b20aeb74c5.mp4

2026-01-18 15:18:13 GMT

Can $51K to $30M in a few years happen as a public servant without fraud?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/916/755/184/236/153/original/df0e89d5c03f2332.mp4

2026-01-18 15:10:35 GMT

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/916/736/282/020/912/original/9a01e5bd8f4afe48.mp4

2026-01-18 15:07:57 GMT

Teaching TDS. Teacher looses it. Our current educational system is chalking up the wins. And we wonder why kids coming out of school are the way they are.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/916/719/141/988/831/original/6cd3cd17ace376e3.mp4

2026-01-18 04:44:47 GMT

Maybe it's your bangs.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/914/275/575/804/270/original/836881206bec24cb.mp4

2026-01-18 04:11:56 GMT

Sweden quits reporting on race.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/914/146/416/679/443/original/320b4d2b547ad175.mp4

2026-01-18 04:09:15 GMT

Can't wait.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/914/135/971/669/631/original/21f4568d1b4f7040.mp4

2026-01-17 16:16:19 GMT

This explains a lot.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/911/331/272/105/409/original/f68d6a5fe28c9c66.mp4

2026-01-17 14:58:12 GMT

Who signs your paycheck?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/911/024/692/541/490/original/479fb4d2b0bd86b4.mp4

2026-01-17 14:35:12 GMT

I swapped him for an iPod.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/910/934/700/089/627/original/102421421c435d68.mp4

2026-01-13 03:54:57 GMT

How many rugs did you eat?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/885/768/042/839/791/original/783120d707d38a88.mp4

2026-01-12 07:55:47 GMT

Found this at The Dollar Store.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/881/052/841/343/780/original/90fe3091ee294213.mp4

2026-01-12 07:40:00 GMT

Trans were put here to be gods. You must worship them. Not. This explains a lot.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/880/989/980/044/394/original/ee46f4eab3dd3997.mp4

2026-01-12 04:05:43 GMT

Margaret Brennan asks some tough questions.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/880/147/942/419/400/original/894f51ee77939d27.mp4