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2024-09-11 04:46:20

Trump Jumps 30 Points In The Polls After Telling Kamala Harris To Be Quiet
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-jumps-30-points-in-the-polls-after-telling-kamala-harris-to-be-quiet/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-11 04:31:21

Moderators Call Timeout To Huddle And Discuss Strategy With Kamala
https://babylonbee.com/news/moderators-call-timeout-to-huddle-and-discuss-strategy-with-kamala/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-10 22:46:19

Charles Wesley Kicking Himself For Not Realizing He Could Just Repeat Worship Chorus 20 Times And Call It A Day
https://babylonbee.com/news/charles-wesley-kicking-himself-for-not-realizing-he-could-just-repeat-worship-chorus-20-times-and-call-it-a-day/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-10 22:01:20

Trump Team Reveals Debate Strategy: Trump Will Cede All His Time To Kamala And Then Quietly Play With His Tamagotchi
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-team-reveals-debate-strategy-trump-will-cede-all-his-time-to-kamala-and-then-quietly-play-with-his-tamagotchi/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-10 21:31:21

7 Better Uses Of Your Time Than Watching The Debate
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-better-uses-of-your-time-than-watching-tonights-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-10 20:31:20

Life Hack: Get FREE MONEY With This Viral Bank Withdrawal Glitch
https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-get-free-money-with-this-viral-bank-withdrawal-glitch/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-10 19:31:21

Nation Eagerly Anticipates Two Brightest Minds In Country Meeting In Respectful, Productive Dialogue
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-eagerly-anticipates-two-brightest-minds-in-country-to-meeting-in-respectful-productive-dialogue/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-10 18:01:20

Ohio Cats Take To The Streets To Protest Immigration
https://babylonbee.com/news/ohio-cats-take-to-the-streets-to-protest-haitian-immigration/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-10 00:01:21

God Announces He Will Now Be Voiced By James Earl Jones
https://babylonbee.com/news/god-announces-he-will-now-be-voiced-by-james-earl-jones/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-09 23:31:22

Ken Ham Hides On Second Floor Of Natural History Museum With Sniper Rifle Waiting For Someone To Say ‘Millions Of Years’
https://babylonbee.com/news/ken-ham-hides-on-second-floor-of-natural-history-museum-with-sniper-rifle-waiting-for-someone-to-say-millions-of-years/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-09 23:01:19

Ohio Chinese Buffet Forced To Close After Haitians Decimate Food Supply
https://babylonbee.com/news/ohio-chinese-buffet-forced-to-close-after-haitians-decimate-food-supply/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-09 22:31:19

Kamala's 7 Debate Demands Revealed
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamalas-7-debate-demands-revealed/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-09 21:16:20

Bluey Reported Missing After Haitian Migrants Move In Next Door
https://babylonbee.com/news/bluey-reported-missing-after-haitian-migrants-move-in-next-door/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-09 19:46:21

Breaking: If Elected Trump Promises To Create A Derogatory Slur For Canadians
https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-if-elected-trump-promises-to-create-a-derogatory-slur-for-canadians/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-09 00:01:21

Sad: Woman Cuddled Up Watching Movie With Her Kids And Husband Completely Missing Out On Being Drunk At A Club Somewhere
https://babylonbee.com/news/mother-of-5-cries-self-to-sleep-at-night-with-regret-that-she-didnt-get-to-spend-the-last-20-years-partying-drunk-at-clubs/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-08 18:46:20

10 Famous Quotes From History As Reported By The Associated Press
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-famous-quotes-from-history-as-reported-by-the-associated-press/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-07 23:46:20

Harris Campaign Admits Tim Walz Was The Only Candidate That Answered Their Craigslist Ad
https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-campaign-admits-tim-walz-was-the-only-candidate-that-answered-their-craigslist-ad/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-07 22:01:21

Americans Unanimously Agree To Vote For Whichever Candidate Stops Sending Them Campaign Donation Text Messages
https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-unanimously-agree-to-vote-for-whichever-candidate-stops-sending-them-campaign-donation-text-messages/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-07 21:46:19

'Maybe We Took A Wrong Turn Somewhere,' Thinks Party Whose Candidate Just Got Endorsed By Dick Cheney And Vladimir Putin
https://babylonbee.com/news/maybe-we-went-wrong-somewhere-thinks-party-whose-candidate-just-got-endorsed-by-dick-cheney-and-vladimir-putin/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-07 17:16:21

Kamala Quietly Asks Aides If She Should Just Try Sleeping With The Economy
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-quietly-asks-aides-if-she-should-just-try-sleeping-with-the-economy/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-06 23:16:21

Kamala Responds To Criticism Over Lack Of Policies By Posting Another Truck Stop Junk Food Video
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-responds-to-criticism-over-lack-of-policies-by-posting-another-truck-stop-junk-food-video/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-06 22:31:22

The Babylon Bee Has Finally Obtained The Harris-Walz Secret List Of Policies
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-finally-obtained-the-harris-walz-secret-list-of-policies/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-06 21:01:19

Husband Grabs His Good Baseball Cap For Date Night
https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-grabs-his-good-baseball-cap-for-date-night/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-06 20:46:21

Heaven Confirms God Keeps List Of People Who Leave Church Early To Watch Football Games
https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-god-keeps-list-of-people-who-leave-church-early-to-watch-football-games/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-06 19:46:20

Man Reaches Age Where He's Starting To Worry He Might Never Own A Panzer Tank
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-reaches-age-where-hes-starting-to-worry-he-might-never-own-a-panzer-tank/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-06 19:16:21

‘Stop Foreigners Meddling In Our Elections!’ Says Party Inviting Foreigners To Meddle In Elections
https://babylonbee.com/news/stop-foreigners-meddling-in-our-elections-says-party-inviting-foreigners-to-meddle-in-elections/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-05 23:01:20

Trump Prepares For Debate Against Kamala By Going To Bar And Arguing With Drunks
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-prepares-for-debate-against-kamala-by-going-to-wine-bar-and-arguing-with-drunks/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-05 21:16:22

Hamas Excited To Learn Killing Israelis Somehow Makes Biden Condemn Israel
https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-excited-to-learn-killing-israelis-somehow-makes-biden-condemn-israel/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-05 21:01:21

FBI Says They Were Just About To Get The School Shooter But They Had To Take Care Of A Few Dangerous Pro-Life Protestors First
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-says-they-were-just-about-to-get-the-school-shooter-but-they-had-to-take-care-of-a-few-dangerous-pro-life-protestors-first/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-05 20:46:20

Grizzled Veteran Comes Out Of Retirement For One Last Russian Collusion Hoax
https://babylonbee.com/news/grizzled-hillary-clinton-pulled-out-of-retirement-for-one-last-russian-collusion-hoax/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-05 20:31:20

10 Deadly Days In History That Were Still Less Deadly Than January 6
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-deadly-days-in-history-that-were-still-less-deadly-than-january-6/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-05 20:01:20

BREAKING: The Babylon Bee Made A Movie (This Is Not Satire. We Actually Made A Movie. Stop Laughing, This Is Serious)
https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-the-babylon-bee-made-a-movie-this-is-not-satire-we-actually-made-a-movie/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-05 19:16:20

FBI Assures Public The Next Ten Mass Shooters Are Also On Their Radar
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-assures-public-the-next-ten-mass-shooters-are-also-on-their-radar/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-05 18:16:21

After Motorcade Involved In Fender Bender, Tim Walz Adds Purple Heart To Resume
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-motorcade-involved-in-fender-bender-tim-walz-adds-purple-heart-to-resume/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-04 22:16:20

9 Best Reasons To Go Make A Baby Right Now
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-best-reasons-to-go-make-a-baby-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-04 21:01:21

Tim Walz’s Dog Scout Endorses Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walzs-dog-scout-endorses-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-04 20:31:22

9 Signs You Were The Bad Guy In World War II
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-signs-you-were-the-bad-guy-in-world-war-ii/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-04 19:46:19

Theologians Debate Whether God Could Design IKEA Bookcase Even He Could Not Assemble
https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-debate-whether-god-could-design-ikea-bookcase-even-he-could-not-assemble/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-04 18:31:19

In Interest of Fairness, Chicago White Sox To Be Allowed To Use Batting Tee
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-interest-of-fairness-white-sox-to-be-allowed-to-use-batting-tee/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-04 18:16:20

Amazon Says Error Caused Alexa To Say ‘If You Vote For Trump, I Will Kill You In Your Sleep’
https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-says-error-caused-alexa-to-say-if-you-vote-for-trump-i-will-kill-you-in-your-sleep/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-04 18:16:20

Tucker Carlson Guest Suggests Avengers Were The Real Villains In 'Infinity War'
https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-guest-suggests-avengers-were-the-real-villains-in-infinity-war/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-03 23:46:19

10 Ways Kamala Addresses Crowds Of Different Races
https://babylonbee.com/news/how-kamala-addresses-crowds-of-each-race/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-03 23:01:20

Diversity Win: College Religion Department Hires Professor Who Believes In God
https://babylonbee.com/news/diversity-win-college-religion-department-hires-professor-who-believes-in-god/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-03 22:46:21

Are Your Apartment Neighbors Actually A Venezuelan Street Gang? Know The Signs
https://babylonbee.com/news/are-your-neighbors-actually-a-venezuelan-street-gang-know-the-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-03 22:01:20

Walt Disney World Updates Hall Of Presidents By Placing President Biden In Beach Chair
https://babylonbee.com/news/Walt-Disney-World-Updates-Hall-Of-Presidents-By-Placing-President-Biden-In-Beach-Chair/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-03 20:16:20

'Parents Should Not Brainwash Kids Into Their Religion,' Says Progressive Mom Of 3 Trans Kids
https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-should-not-brainwash-kids-into-their-religion-says-trans-parent-of-3-trans-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-03 19:31:21

Wife's Home Improvement Project Takes 10x Longer Than Projected As She Keeps Stopping To Set Up Tripod
https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-home-improvement-project-takes-10x-longer-than-projected-as-she-keeps-stopping-to-set-up-tripod/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-03 18:01:22

Sad: X Ban Leaves Brazilians Without Reliable Access To AI-Generated Images Of Elon Musk And Donald Trump Riding Dinosaurs Through The Death Star
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-x-ban-leaves-brazilians-without-reliable-access-to-ai-generated-images-of-elon-musk-and-donald-trump-riding-dinosaurs-through-the-death-star/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-03 00:01:20

Dad Fervently Praying For Rapture Before He Has To Have ‘The Talk’ With His Son
https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-fervently-praying-for-rapture-before-he-has-to-have-the-talk-with-his-son/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-02 23:46:22

'I Am Ready To Take Up Arms In Another Crusade,' Says Man Who Has Carpal Tunnel From Playing 'Elden Ring'
https://babylonbee.com/news/i-am-ready-to-take-up-arms-in-another-crusade-says-man-who-has-carpal-tunnel-from-583-hours-of-elden-ring/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-02 18:31:21

Source Says Kamala Was Promoted At McDonald's After Having Affair With Mayor McCheese
https://babylonbee.com/news/source-says-kamala-was-promoted-at-mcdonalds-after-having-affair-with-mayor-mccheese/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-01 22:01:20

Man Tragically Smothered To Death By Horde of Enamored Women After Backing Into Parking Space
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-tragically-smothered-to-death-by-horde-of-enamored-women-after-backing-into-parking-space/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-01 21:16:20

Touching: Biden Builds Sandcastle To Honor Murdered American Hostage
https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-biden-builds-sandcastle-to-honor-murdered-american-hostage/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-01 20:16:20

Woman Who Got Soldiers Killed Condemns Man Who Comforted Their Families
https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-got-soldiers-killed-condemns-man-who-comforted-their-families/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-01 19:46:20

9 Things That Should Instantly Disqualify A Person From Voting
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-that-should-instantly-disqualify-a-person-from-voting/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-31 18:46:22

Family Unsure If Watching Beautiful Meteor Shower Or Just Boeing Plane
https://babylonbee.com/news/family-unsure-if-watching-beautiful-meteor-shower-or-just-boeing-plane/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-31 16:01:20

8-Day-Old Jewish Baby Excited For Cool Party They're Throwing For Him And Hey Why Are All The Women Leaving And Who Is This Guy In The Robes
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-day-old-jewish-baby-excited-for-this-cool-party-theyre-throwing-for-him-and-hey-whats-that-sharp-metal-thing/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-31 00:01:21

Challenger Kamala Harris Agrees To Debate Incumbent Kamala Harris
https://babylonbee.com/news/challenger-kamala-harris-agrees-to-debate-incumbent-kamala-harris/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-30 23:01:20

10 Best Moments From ‘The Rings Of Power’ Season 2 Premiere
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-best-moments-from-the-rings-of-power-season-2-premiere/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-30 21:16:21

Pro-Lifers Excited To Choose Between Moderate Amount Of Baby Murder And High Amount of Baby Murder
https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-lifers-excited-to-get-choice-between-moderate-amount-of-babies-killed-and-high-amount-of-babies-killed/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-30 20:46:19

Tim Walz Promises To Ensure All Violent Migrant Gangs Have Access To Free Tampons
https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-promises-to-ensure-all-violent-migrant-gangs-have-access-to-free-tampons/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-30 20:01:20

NFL Fans Excited For Start Of Taylor Swift Season
https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-fans-excited-for-start-of-taylor-swift-season/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-30 19:16:21

Majority Of Wives Admit They Only Clean The House So They Can Smugly Apologize For How Messy It Is When Their Friends Come Over
https://babylonbee.com/news/majority-of-wives-admit-they-only-clean-the-house-so-they-can-smugly-apologize-for-how-messy-it-is-when-their-friends-come-ov/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-30 18:31:21

Democrats Consider Replacing Kamala Harris With More Coherent Joe Biden
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-consider-replacing-kamala-harris-with-more-coherent-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-30 00:01:19

Five Guys Down To Just Two Guys After California Minimum Wage Increase
https://babylonbee.com/news/five-guys-down-to-just-two-guys-after-california-minimum-wage-increase/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-29 22:16:20

‘What Do YOU Think My Policies Might Be?’ Kamala Harris Asks CNN’s Dana Bash During Interview
https://babylonbee.com/news/what-do-you-think-my-policies-might-be-kamala-harris-asks-cnns-dana-bash-during-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-29 21:01:21

8 Signs Guys Are Best Friends
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-signs-guys-are-best-friends/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-29 20:16:21

Man's Therapist Suggests He May Just Have An Abusive Relationship With His Favorite Sports Team
https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-therapist-suggests-he-may-just-have-an-abusive-relationship-with-his-favorite-sports-team/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-29 19:46:21

Tim Walz Spends Entire CNN Interview Making Balloon Animals To Distract Attention From Kamala Harris
https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-spends-entire-cnn-interview-making-balloon-animals-to-distract-attention-from-kamala-harris/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-29 19:01:20

Calvary Chapel Pastor Shocked To Learn There Are Books in the Bible Other Than Revelation
https://babylonbee.com/news/calvary-chapel-pastor-shocked-to-learn-there-are-books-in-the-bible-other-than-revelation/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-29 18:16:25

Sad: Imagine Dragons Unable To Convince Any Politicians To Use Their Songs At Rallies
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-imagine-dragons-unable-to-convince-any-politicians-to-use-their-songs-at-rallies/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-29 17:46:20

Biden To Get Away From Pressures And Demands Of Beach With Brief Vacation To White House
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-get-away-from-pressures-and-demands-of-beach-with-brief-vacation-to-white-house/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-28 22:46:22

Trump Props Up Trapper Keeper Around Campaign Plan To Prevent Kamala From Copying
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-props-up-trapper-keeper-around-campaign-plan-to-prevent-kamala-from-copying/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-28 21:01:25

Report: This Storm Looks Like It’s Gonna Be Really Bad Heck Yeah Let’s Sit On The Porch And Watch It
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-this-storm-looks-like-its-gonna-be-really-bad-heck-yeah-lets-sit-on-the-porch-and-watch-it/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-28 20:46:20

10 Questions Leaked From CNN's Harris/Walz Interview
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-questions-leaked-from-cnns-harriswalz-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-28 20:31:19

Schrödinger's Neighbors Say Thought Experiment Very Interesting But They Would Really Just Like A Straight Answer On Where Their Cat Is
https://babylonbee.com/news/schrdingers-neighbors-say-thought-experiment-very-interesting-but-they-would-really-just-like-a-straight-answer-on-where-their-cat-is/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-28 19:46:20

Pastor Gently Asks Congregation to Stop Actually Tithing A Tenth Of Their Mint, Dill, And Cumin
https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-gently-asks-congregation-to-stop-actually-tithing-a-tenth-of-their-mint-dill-and-cumin/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-28 18:16:21

Kamala Policy Page Now Just Redirects To Trump’s Website
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-policy-page-now-just-redirects-to-trumps-website/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-28 18:01:20

Strong, Capable Woman Asks Man To Come With Her To Job Interview In Case They Ask Any Hard Questions
https://babylonbee.com/news/strong-capable-woman-asks-man-to-come-with-to-her-job-interview-in-case-they-ask-any-hard-questions/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-28 01:16:21

Mom Drops Kids At Daycare To Work Second Job To Pay For Daycare
https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-drops-kids-at-daycare-to-work-second-job-to-pay-for-daycare/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-27 22:46:21

Report: We Published Our Best Joke Ever But Facebook Censored It And Now We Don't Remember What It Was
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-we-published-our-best-joke-ever-but-facebook-censored-it-and-now-we-dont-remember-what-it-was/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-27 22:16:21

Kamala Solemnly Places 'Joy' Sticker On Tomb Of Marine Killed In Afghanistan
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-solemnly-places-joy-sticker-on-tomb-of-marine-killed-in-afghanistan/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-27 22:01:21

Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Bass Player At Church? Here Are 9 Qualifications
https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-have-what-it-takes-to-be-the-bass-player-at-church-9-qualifications/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-27 21:01:21

Man Unsure If He’s Becoming More Virtuous With Age Or Just Too Tired To Sin
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-not-sure-if-hes-becoming-more-virtuous-with-age-or-just-too-tired-to-sin/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-27 20:16:20

Pro-Lifers Criticized For Asking Pro-Life Candidates To Support Pro-Life Policies
https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-lifers-criticized-for-asking-pro-life-candidates-to-support-pro-life-policies/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-27 18:47:34

Harris Team Asks If Her Mic Can Just Be Muted For The Whole Debate
https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-team-asks-if-her-mic-can-just-be-muted-for-the-whole-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-26 22:31:20

9 Weird Things Tim Walz Has Lied About
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-weird-things-tim-walz-has-lied-about/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-26 22:31:20

Blow Of Scathing Criticism Softened By 'LOL' At The End
https://babylonbee.com/news/blow-of-scathing-criticism-balanced-out-by-lol-at-the-end/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-26 21:31:19

Study Shows 9 Out Of 10 Astronauts Choose To Be Stranded In Space Rather Than Board Craft Built By Boeing
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-9-out-of-10-astronauts-choose-to-be-stranded-in-space-rather-than-board-craft-built-by-boeing/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-26 20:31:23

I WILL LITERALLY CUT MY OWN LEG OFF IF YOU GUYS CAN BRING 50 KIDS TO YOUTH GROUP NEXT WEEK - Op-Ed By Chet Skatington, Youth Pastor
https://babylonbee.com/news/i-will-literally-cut-my-own-leg-off-if-you-guys-can-bring-50-kids-to-youth-group-next-week--op-ed-by-youth-pastor-chet-skatington/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-26 20:01:21

UK Prime Minister Recommends Citizens Avoid Stabbings By Submitting To The Holy Koran And Acknowledging Muhammad As The One True Prophet Of Allah, Peace Be Upon Him
https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-prime-minister-recommends-citizens-avoid-stabbings-by-submitting-to-the-holy-koran-and-acknowledging-mohammed-as-the-one-true-prophet-of-allah-peace-be-upon-him/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-26 19:31:21

Reporter Who Asked Kamala A Question Charged With Hate Crime
https://babylonbee.com/news/reporter-who-asked-kamala-a-question-charged-with-hate-crime/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-26 18:31:20

Attorney General Reminds Americans That Questioning The 2024 Election Is Illegal Unless Trump Wins
https://babylonbee.com/news/attorney-general-reminds-americans-that-contesting-election-is-illegal-unless-trump-wins/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-25 23:31:19

BREAKING: Libertarian Showers
https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-libertarian-showers/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-25 17:46:19

Atheist Berates Self For Briefly Thinking Sunset Beautiful
https://babylonbee.com/news/atheist-berates-self-for-briefly-thinking-sunset-beautiful/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-24 22:01:20

Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris 'Fweedom' Stamp
https://babylonbee.com/news/post-office-issues-new-commemorative-kamala-harris-fweedom-stamp/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-24 19:01:19

‘I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me,’ Says Man Standing Over Two-Foot Putt For Triple Bogey
https://babylonbee.com/news/i-can-do-all-things-through-christ-who-strengthens-me-says-man-standing-over-two-foot-putt-for-triple-bogey/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-24 18:31:21

Kamala Explains 93% Of Staff Quit Because They Couldn’t Handle The Joy
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-explains-93-of-vp-staff-quit-because-they-couldnt-handle-the-joy/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-24 17:46:23

Citizens of Fiji Drinking Delicious Bottled AMERICA Water
https://babylonbee.com/news/citizens-of-fiji-drinking-delicious-bottled-america-water/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-24 01:46:21

Democrats Encourage Supporters To Go To The Polls By Telling Them Beyoncé Will Be There
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-encourage-supporters-to-go-to-the-polls-by-telling-them-beyonc-will-be-there/?utm_source=fediverse