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That's not to say it isn't VERY OFTEN just, like, 15% dumber than I want it to be. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone watching 30 Rock and realizing that I'm Liz Lemon's (Season 1) age has hit me about as hard as watching The Simpsons and realizing that I'm Homer's age npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone I think my favorite is the episode of #30Rock where Jenna and Kenneth conspire with Kelsey Grammer to steal hundreds of dollars from a Carvell iced cream store by ordering misspelled cakes npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone If you just learned (or are just now learning) that Sticker Mule is run by a hardcore Maga guy, and would like an alternative, may I suggest not buying stickers? You’re a goddamned adult. Don’t pay people for things printed on sticky paper. Replace your furnace air filter. Buy an immersion blender. Save for your retirement. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone I don't like it when board games have legacy mechanics. That 's too big of an ask of my time and friend group, and a lot of times they result in permanent damage to the game's innards as you tear up boxes and bits and bobs. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone my hobby? oh, it's simple, it's farting into this plastic chair so aggressively that it wakes my wife up in the other room npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone @npub1xs2…ertq npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone It’s getting hot out npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone once you know about the past exonerative tense, you start to see it show up all over the place, npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone @npub1rzp…xrqv i for one do not see how that cannon is big enough to shoot an entire steam engine npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone one time I was imagining some kind of technology that could be widely deployed to offset global warming somewhat, a huge, solar-powered sun-shade that would block sunlight in the summer but not in the winter, cheap to deploy en-masse npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone Anyways, big layoffs at #VRChat this last week: I know it's a crowded field, but share your remote friendly senior backend engineering or engineering management roles if you've gottem. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone in this breathless article someone with white hair points out that mental health stats for children got way worse in the 2010s and blames it on social media rather than Obama-era changes in the measurement criteria of mental health npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone it was good _but_ the bread was a little TOO hard and crusty, (this is a common Baguette problem) and at the same time, even with the protective olive oil later, soaked up a bit too much liquid from the tomatoes. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone Whereas I made for myself bacon and turkey like a basic bitch npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone I don’t regard Tiff as particularly fond of tinned tuna, hard boiled eggs or olives and yet she has been asking me to make a Pan Bagnat for multiple years. Today, I brave the sando. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone tiff: so, it's a little girl with a giant warforged bunny barbarian guardian npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone I joked that hers is the theatrical release and mine is the direct-to-DVD remake npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone She's a background painter, so her work tends more towards definition and detail, whereas I'm more of a cartoonist, so mine tends towards dynamic pose and relative simplicity npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone My wife and I are both digital artists - although she is a professional, whereas I'm more of an amateur, so on the left is her version of her D&D character (Mr. Buns) and on the right is my version. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone my favorite greek god is a pollo npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone SHOT THROUGH THE HEART npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone just hangin' out in my classical roman matte painting with a bunch of strapping boys npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone club of the sons npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone i think my use of the time machine might be to go back in time and take the vignetting away from Fritz Lang npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone @npub1qgf…gwmn as for the alternative substance, I'd like to sell you some Caffeine at Night npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone @npub1qgf…gwmn npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone anyways, join me in my quest for truth by posting your incredible chemistry debunks under the hashtag #atomsIsntReal npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone atoms were thoroughly debunked in my experiment ( youtue.b/98ddxx ) where I showed that the 100 degree boiling point is a LIE npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone chemistry claims that there's a fourth form of matter, plasma, and that water turns at plasma at over 10,000 degrees Celsius npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone scientists: all matter is solid, liquid, or gas npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone EMPEDOCLES GOT ROBBED npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone For lunch I am going to eat this whole family npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone i don't remember Scientific American being this horny but npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone this person rightfully gets absolutely pilloried in the comments for failing to understand what constitutes a lot of garlic npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone Boutta pop off npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone Did you know that (at least where I live, in Canada) Subway stopped carrying MUSTARD? npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone @npub130x…cunr I heard someone estimate once that every game team needs about 4 creatives for every programmer and while I'm not sure that totally holds, it doesn't seem WRONG, either npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone i'm seriously considering releasing some software under the WinRar model where there's a long free trial and afterwards it presents you with an easily defeated "hey, could you please pay me?" window npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone @npub1788…9nku yeah: while I bristle at measuring quality of life in raw GDP, I’m not going to go to bat saying the last 4 years have been rosy :p npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone basically any idea i have after 5PM is terrible and shouldn't be listened to npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone @npub1zkf…0m2z npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone Comedy Author: In my sitcom I invented the Stupid Torment Nexus as a joke, to make fun of the dumb things that people build. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone Little pan focaccias npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone Oh, I probably don't need to say it, but for these reasons Elf/Goblin relationships are explicitly verboten, being as Goblins get old and die at ages where elves would still be considered _young_ children. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone In more placid goblin settlements, adventurers will quickly find that most goblins do not have a well-developed sense of personal property - again, whoever owned that sword first probably died - which can create awkward situations even in peaceful encounters. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone My personal D&D goblin lore is that most of their whole deal can be explained by the fact that they have a LOT of children, mature at about twice the rate as humans, and have about a third of the lifespan, so they're essentially to humans what humans are to elves npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone I know that the Canucks are close to the heart of everyone in Vancouver, but since I don't follow their schedule, most of my experience of Canucks games has been "surprise, transit is completely fucked" or "surprise, this pub is booked solid" or "surprise, traffic is backed up for 2 solid hours" npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone When I was in my 20s I'd see an article about how a programmer's focus and flow is a PRECIOUS AND UNIQUE GEM THAT MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS and think "yes, it is, I agree" npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone I gave my players a scroll of Pyrotechnics, one of the less useful spells in the game (IMO) figuring that if they ever figured out something to use it for, it would be fun. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone sometimes it's hard to reconcile my belief that Software Development Isn't That Hard And Just About Anybody Who Seems Smart Could Probably Do My Job npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone I can't stand working in coffee shops. It's loud, people are having conversations all around you. Not enough screen space. Laptop keyboard. You can't leave your "office" unattended to use the bathroom unless you want it to wander away. I have better coffee beans at home. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone Occasionally I'll see people arguing about whether it's impossible to play as a female character because you can't relate, or it's preferable to play as a female character because otherwise you're robbing yourself of an opportunity to ogle a girl for eleventy hours, and I think "you know what, maybe it's possible for both sides of this argument to be kinda gross" npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone "emulation isn't piracy" is, IMO, a "guns don't kill people" argument: while it's technically true, it's disingenuous to the point of being useless npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone but why are the AI companies the ones crying out for AI regulation? my guess is "it was so powerful the government had to step in and now there are regulatory barriers restricting what we can do" is a better story for investors than "it's just not that good, yet" npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone @npub1nvx…8ejh npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone my secret allegiance npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone @npub1a4c…t2kf npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone @npub1nvx…8ejh i'm not sure how many of my dad's wild stories were just lead poisoning but it has to be at least a few npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone did your grandmother also use these plates? 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You just spend the whole time going "fuck, it's 2023, I can't believe I still have to do this shit." npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone Learning Rust is like learning Haskell, or, like, Esperanto, it's a mind-expanding paradigm that's endlessly frustrating because you're learning how to operate in a new, fae universe where the rules are as alien as they are unbreakable, and while you respect its beauty and power, you literally can't do anything because you need to spend 6 more Lifetimes learning about how Hindley-Miller type systems apply to memory management. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone Now Rust - Rust is a thing of beauty. npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone look at me, I'm using a code editor written in 1974 so I can't simply autocomplete any variable name by pressing tab npub1gxvfajfalaxdzqlhde6nzlgee2vs69wda6mv5yxwd5cvuh2e38gq7s0nqq Cube Drone I don't care if your hands are falling off your body and you're still using vi, typing the rest of the word is STILL non negotiable
