Francisco Scaramanga

https://noauthority.social/@FranciscoScaramanga

Three-nippled dot connector. Aspiring James Bond Producer. AI storyteller and cheesecake chef.
Prounouns: Fist/Punch
FEMA Region: 5 (Hooterville)

Cheesecake:: https://www.patreon.com/ClassicCheesecake
T-shirts:: https://lucktownthreads.com/

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Last Notes

2024-09-14 18:28:04

#AI #cheesecake
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2024-09-04 03:13:50

This is for science: Has my cheesecake ever triggered an emotional or biological urge or response in you? (Polls are anonymous)

2024-08-30 03:49:55

Watching this shit show of an interview with Kamala… I’ve picked up on her increased use of the phrase “I was instructed by the president to”. Watch for this moving forward.

2024-08-25 23:34:51

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All I see are two green eyes staring down on a giant dildo in the sky.

2024-08-23 21:05:50

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You got it. Enjoy your cheesecake.
Note: NSFW
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2024-08-23 21:00:36

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Want a variation?

2024-08-18 19:26:07

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Love my 997 Turbo. Makes me smile every day.

2024-08-18 15:40:56

Good morning to all of the beautiful citizens of The Republic of Cheesecake. I salute you all ☕
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2024-08-13 16:43:41

All the shit headlines following Trump/Elon…
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2024-08-13 12:48:25

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He’s on all state ballots… Put in the work with signature captures. At the least, deserves to be Attorney General.

2024-08-13 11:35:49

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If I may offer a rebuttal... I don't believe he's a climate freak if you take the time to research what he's done... He genuinely cares about the environment. I do... As should everyone. Why wouldn't you? Unfortunately, it's been politicized.
As for mental fitness, nobody in this world can convince me that Biden, Harris or Trump are more fit mentally than RFK Jr... And physical fitness helps a great deal with that.

2024-08-12 19:20:54

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But ask yourselves this... What if the swamp fears RFK Jr. most and breeds this divisiveness so you are 'forced' to take side with left/right... What if RFK Jr. truly represents healing and a return to a rational middle? I know this will hurt some of you to hear... But if you've ever been remotely entertained by my cheesecake, do me a favor and please ponder this question.

2024-07-18 04:00:05

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I don’t hate him… I admire many qualities of his. Especially the business intellect and WANT to enable peace. I just trust my gut and initial read on people more, and that’s why I prefer RFK Jr.

2024-07-18 03:47:31

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I’m guessing he was instructed which is why it’s such a blow. It’s obvious.

2024-07-18 03:17:40

If J.D. Vance connects with you, please explain why. I say this respectfully, because I don’t get it. In fact, as someone who was pushed away from RFK Jr. after his VP selection, I find the same thing happening now with Trump.

2024-07-09 16:56:44

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You're more optimistic than me.

2024-07-09 16:51:46

I came across this list of Trump campaign talking points today. That's quite the to-do list. How many of these 20 items do you think actually get done?
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2024-07-07 18:52:03

Buy the ticket. Take the ride.
#cheesecake
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2024-06-30 21:57:49

I know you’re starved for Scaramanga Cheesecake. But for now, this will have to suffice. Back soon.
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2024-06-23 23:45:04

The police should've just let the golfers deal with these protesters today. It would've been far more entertaining.
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2024-06-20 19:42:16

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2024-06-20 19:10:17

"Let me in!"
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2024-06-18 23:39:24

Had you invested $10k into NVIDIA when it first went public in 1999, your investment would be roughly $60 million today. Go build a time machine.

2024-06-16 20:09:32

Enjoy your Father's Day, gentlemen. I hope you get the meat sweats in celebration, and your meat gets properly tenderized, in no particular order. I'm glad I had the discipline to give you a healthy helping of cheesecake this morning... And as a result this will probably go down as one of my all-time favorites.
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2024-06-14 17:34:39

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I could given a few more tries... It's just that the rendering takes so long.

2024-06-14 16:13:44

Good morning to all future conscientious objectors of the impending WW3 era. I wish you a bright and cheery morning ☕
Here's a slice of cheesecake for your coffee.
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2024-06-13 22:25:32

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Great suggestion! ...Or maybe Quint's Indianapolis speech from Jaws.

2024-06-13 19:34:54

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#cheesecake
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2024-06-13 18:45:53

Good morning, fine people. The next evolution of cheesecake is coming. We're still off... But it will be dialed in soon. Be prepared. Bring your appetite. ☕
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2024-06-13 04:27:23

Here's more experimentation with AI generated cheesecake images to video. Let me know what you think... Still a ways to go, but the advances are striking.
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2024-06-13 02:53:53

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I've just been buying Primal Kitchen since I started cutting sugar. Solid... But not sure what your motivation is.

2024-06-12 04:01:27

I shared some favorite musical movie scenes and videos last night... I enjoyed the conversation. So here goes one more. I know my audience will appreciate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzEOvcBxr8g

2024-06-11 23:16:49

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Seems like touching grass (or boobs) is a better pastime than hate listening.

2024-06-11 23:07:11

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I never understood the concept of hate-listening.

2024-06-11 23:00:18

Here's some market research.
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2024-06-11 20:53:43

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You'll get your wish by the looks of my poll.

2024-06-11 16:58:26

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In 1 hour... Looks like 5% of you hate me.

2024-06-11 16:49:25

I've been using sugarless ketchup for years. Today, I used a ketchup packet... It tasted like jelly.

2024-06-11 04:10:36

Each and every one of you is capable. Remember that. What once you looked up to, now becomes your responsibility to recreate for someone else seeking that same light. Get it? I hope so.

2024-06-10 22:17:48

Do you listen to No Agenda?

2024-06-10 21:15:49

I believe in the power of voting... You decide this fictional character's fate:

2024-06-10 17:35:20

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Yes, I heard... But I didn't shit on the show. I don't think it's fair to be dragged through the mud on the podcast. All I do is create art and cheesecake.

2024-06-10 04:39:18

I'll leave you with this, beautiful people... I'm a fan of the show, and remain so... And, despite enormous tragedies having hit me recently, I'm winning at life... I won't be spun up, no matter the situation. Listen and dissect. May your connecting of dots guide you to the light. God bless the boobs. I'm not here for drama.
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2024-06-10 04:22:17

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is Jesus. God look after him. What was said during this show was shameful.

2024-06-10 03:11:59

I’m done here. Convince me otherwise.

2024-05-30 21:43:10

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Nice to meet a fellow Porsche enthusiast. Beautiful scenery... I wish I could take my 997 Turbo there.

2024-05-27 19:12:39

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I'm taking my 997 Turbo to the grave.

2024-05-26 20:35:53

To those who don't appreciate cheesecake and have PM'd me with anger. I waive this giant ass in your face in retort.
#bestofcheesecake
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2024-05-25 03:41:04

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The Jews have compromised the ever living shit out of our government. They have some serious dirt on all of the kiddy diddlers and ass pirates serving as elected officials.

2024-05-22 20:31:25

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Only crumbs left behind...
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2024-05-22 19:05:06

Here are your last servings of blonde cheesecake.
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2024-05-20 15:27:56

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2024-05-20 15:24:57

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Natural Selection

2024-05-14 21:32:38

My godfather had a hunting dog that lived to be 18 years old. A golden retriever that spent most of his life in the wilderness, hunting game and eating healthy. I asked him one day, do you think it's the lifestyle and diet that kept him around this long? He said to me, "No... It's because he's deaf, and can't hear the nagging women in the house."

2024-05-14 00:41:36

Question everything. But don’t stop there… Act. You may surprise yourselves.
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2024-05-13 03:30:26

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It’s more aesthetically pleasing don’t you think?

2024-05-09 03:10:50

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Don't you think? It's healthy debate... Something that's missing from society. Mix in some mind-altering, social-lubricating substances and the guard goes down a bit.

2024-05-09 02:58:27

Mike Baker back on Rogan selling the next PSYOP... Rogan should have a super group of Adam, John, Alex Jones, Baker and Tucker on monthly to duke it out. Just a 4-hour marathon of bourbon, weed and random back-handed slaps to the bare nuts.

2024-05-08 22:30:30

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Thank you sir... I may experiment. Love the specifics. Cheers.

2024-05-08 22:02:26

There will be those that appear friendly and harmless. Don't be fooled. Trust no one. All are programmed with someone else's agenda in mind.
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2024-05-08 04:40:16

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2024-05-07 19:50:37

If you're a cheesecake lover and want to see a lot more. I invite you to join my Patreon (launched yesterday) for FREE for a limited time:
https://www.patreon.com/ClassicCheesecake/posts
There are also paid tiers... For those that want to send some value back at me... You'll also get to see some bigly bare 8008ies.
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