Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
Public Key
npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Profile Code
nprofile1qqstl8u0277u460zhp93kj92pxph0jxc3jw8ut8n5qp4zf9cfcyj00sprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0d4hhxarj9ecxjmntqy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6ky6rdgp3
Show more details
Published at
2026-06-29T02:02:59Z Event JSON
{
"id": "34bce4fb2f90cbe0d0e9970185f29bb35f8230b26a08475c23828e67c3275e6c" ,
"pubkey": "bf9f8f57bdcae9e2b84b1b48aa098377c8d88c9c7e2cf3a0035124b84e0927be" ,
"created_at": 1782698579 ,
"kind": 0 ,
"tags": [
[
"t",
"oooooooo"
],
[
"proxy",
"https://mastodon.au/users/dshan",
"activitypub"
],
[
"L",
"pink.momostr"
],
[
"l",
"pink.momostr.activitypub:https://mastodon.au/users/dshan",
"pink.momostr"
],
[
"-"
]
],
"content": "{\"name\":\"Killa Koala\",\"about\":\"Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.\",\"website\":\"https://mastodon.au/@dshan\",\"picture\":\"https://o.mastodon.au/accounts/avatars/109/690/747/070/102/059/original/eca06cd5e3c7fd4d.png\",\"nip05\":\"[email protected] \"}" ,
"sig": "2435a453ea9eeaec518bb9cb2a44c87b1054f7423a15c0a7fa99ab9d422b42f6ae8c74bd72c4570545c5a5d4ba2b7d0ef34d058b6b8822bb1c52eaf07324bd6c"
}
Last Notes npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Security Clearance: Low npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Friend Computer: Noun. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Troubleshooters will all raise a glass of Bouncy Bubble Beverage to our chief Kash-I-PAT-3 tonight. A glass is all he left us unfortunately. 😞 npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala That's yesterday and today taken care of, but something's gonna happen tomorrow I bet. (It always does when the knee I lost in the First Mutant War starts acting up, and right now it's acting real crazieee.) npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala FENN NEWSFLASH: We are receiving reports of explosions and a fire near the RFD sector Food Vats. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala War is peace & Computer is our friend. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala The reduction of skinny dippers in the food vats means that AlphaSlop #1 (bland flavour) will be less spicy. However, the fix for the water supply issue means citizens can add extra water to their AlphaSlop without the risk of projectile vomiting or bursting into flames. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Dear Friend Computer, relax dude. I've got this. I know a guy who knows a guy who can supply breeding stock of some South American toads that'll clean up that even bigger monster PDQ. At a very reasonable cost too! npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Dear Friend computer, this Troubleshooter recently submitted Form J/826.34 to request transfer to Team 4532.1/C as I'm finding Team 4532.2/B is not appropriate for my skillset or stress level. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala As a citizen living near IRN Sector can I request that the Wonderful and Heroic Armed Forces of our Beloved Alpha Complex please conduct their preemptive retaliatory de-escalation operations more quietly? Between the explosions and the screaming I cannot get a good night's sleep and have started falling asleep at work, which is embarrassing. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala You can't fool me Friend Computer, it's ALPHA, in'it? npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Liking is for wimps, mutants, commies and traitors. This citizen *loved* your message. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Friend Computer, have you considered setting up some sort of organisation to promote your commitment to peace through peaceful death? npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala If missing a dietary opportunity has left you with a motivational sensation you need to satisfy join us at Data Centre 163 W at midnight tonight for an unplanned pyrotechnic celebration. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Friend Computer, can a citizen get some illumination in sector B-47G? The lights have been out for two weeks now and maintenance couldn't light their own arses on fire. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Everyone knows that the cost of living can be a problem, even in Alpha Complex — the greatest place on earth. Renting your spare bedroom or storeroom to Recycling Services to use for "temporary" overflow storage can help pay those unexpected bills. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Everything may be fine but something isn't. Somethings are the problem, kill them all! npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala The price of clones is down whilst the price of Bouncy Bubble Beverage is up over last year. More demand for the beverage due to the increased supply of its consumers means increasing prices. Nothing to see here, just markets being markets. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala I always wish IS a good morning when I wake up in the morning. Their presents are crap however. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala 'Twas the night before Friendmas, when all through the Complex not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse-rat; the limb tubes were hung by the recyclers with care, in hopes that Friend Computer would soon be there. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Making it dual boot seems the most likely way of avoiding such issues. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala People in Australia have a housing crisis, crocs in Australia have a housing crisis. So, let's build enough affordable housing for one of these groups and then have them share it with the other group. Soon we'll have enough housing, for the survivors. (The Liberal Party needs a new housing policy and this one ticks all their boxes.) npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Exactly, not nearly enough people have pointed out that Smoot Hawley did way worse than just "deepen the Great Depression", it was a significant factor in the rise of Hitler in Germany and imperial Japan. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala On the plus side they're full of toxic new chemicals they didn't have when you were young Jenny. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala You know, I'm not convinced that worm in his brain is actually dead. npub1h70c74aaet579wztrdy25zvrwlyd3ryu0ck08gqr2yjtsnsfy7lq0q7ggw Killa Koala Everyone who encounters Rudy in public should immediately ask him what time it is.
