"The technology these people come up with these days is incredible. I was talking to my wife, and she was tellin' me that you could Google a name, and in about 15 seconds, you'd have your answer. When I was a kid, it was a lot harder. What'd you say your name was again? Shekelberg?"
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Last Notes npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Menopause is what I tell my mother to inform her that this is in fact a multiplayer game and that I will be down to dinner shortly. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/f3/14/b9/f314b931f1358d4aa323045e44e0b8487a292b16f98fdc19edd2598643aaf1a1.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/27/ca/73/27ca7374e96bc5d550abd4307b6cb47696a17021c98e1633891a7534f6dad8b6.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo (((They))) want to stop you from thinking about boobies on the clock npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo >Say "yeet" out loud npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo (((You, nigga))) npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/c4/2a/f5/c42af514abc255d937e7861c817acf965d94bc816c9b43d17f3343d99df033c1.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/21/9f/6b/219f6b93aabfe548511ce5132195bd377475e8d9a5b52462c9da22cc60b9553a.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Copped myself some 2008 era TEA party kino the other day npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo getting blackout drunk crying about how richard nixon announced his resignation of the presidency 52 years ago today npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/c0/40/f3/c040f385c412f61b8fc055eb187c24b9fa0e608ed9f315dd352bd2e3896641c1.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/dd/a3/26/dda3264f8a211d8f03a3581ea6cda38ae405dad8ab6f56f1b51446ab88f78082.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/53/29/4f/53294f603819f08f8173bef0995857caf7c7d27e63706060acb31c25c831599b.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/0d/34/4a/0d344a61135f3f69cf4af702ec88a9eb0f9c8efbe37b0a14de4b7e41d4fefa17.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/12/49/79/124979588df37d057779bd9b6d39730191632cbe7b856275e702617788d03961.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/b4/cb/f8/b4cbf861dd4fb8a6c18c2e7c9a62bc2c9e5ba026a5d43759c609913948786abb.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/e8/1d/47/e81d47205d75bf237bd8d0d1262bf4dfd8d7b053161b40a8ca4d1f5d98204191.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/cb/1c/de/cb1cdee4ccb6d9808b4b3ca3ad6d68e9e13585919fc560a3bcbe77c03234a18c.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo You don't get white boys named "bob" much anymore... :pensive_cowboy: npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/9b/e1/cc/9be1cc78d802ebddc0f67b632f3f0df076315a9f7095d436128b6f44c1281a1f.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo can't believe the world economic forum forced me to stay up late last night to make my wednesday as miserable as possible npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo this week's splatoon contest is between the irish catholics and protestant orangemen npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo *cracks can "yeap, you don't see people threatening millennials with death much these days" npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Missing my true calling in life as an Army surgeon who gets discharged after being wounded in the 2nd Anglo-Afghan War who then moves back to England and strikes up a friendship with an odd yet capable consulting detective and then together we work on a series of confounding capers, with me being the more grounded, practical one of the two npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/88/da/b7/88dab742b1c3df68079ced65e61d27b627dbbe2092d431b19106e56a29335c1b.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo You're so vain. I bet you thought this subpost was about you. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/a3/61/06/a36106053a2b3f7bb05e3d974deb6fb61a8b207336e11efa2e9f04ab875d6b6b.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/61/61/f9/6161f9132ce194b18e08c44378b1cb4125cf4894850c8fa8842fbc3b58cdc098.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo I think I listened to it a dozen times this weekend. It's a good one. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Guy who's got a long way to go (to get to the border of Mexico(so he rides(like the wind(rides like the wind)))) npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/ba/7b/d3/ba7bd39e27b3d4cfc2cf5ab2c95a37f50a202ad7623af2751a893c5e92f144be.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/82/0c/7c/820c7c524a71fd9c5103414110cccbd0a81e9d31dc7f910d925b6ced9e1a583c.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/57/f8/10/57f81040c586008b217a926f5a051c7bc248a6c23981d7aac8b41982f9db7a08.jpg npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo bit of an odd dream last night npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/5f/3f/54/5f3f54b37cf22e2b52a3106edcc44b9e639307a6b0980b9471378abbfd3c7fe3.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Gorm morning, chuddies :cirnofumotoast: npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo One of the arm options for the Space Marine intercessor kits has him check a mission computer but it looks like he's checking his smart watch. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo "I should get a cane with a skull topper" npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo I'M SUBPOSTING YOU npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Gorm Saturday chat npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo missing my calling in life as a broken man on a Halifax pier (the last of Barrett's Privateers) npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Incidentally I believe the cute diner waitress is mostly extinct. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Hmm, third coffee and risk shitting myself to death, or leave the diner...? 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Now we have a charming little display run by the county historical society." npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Gorm morning, chuddies. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo hey guys, i just got back from getting more beers. is the war still on? npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo The residual negative energy from this week is affecting me on what is honestly a pretty ok day tbh npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo >"I'm launching missiles! You'd better not retaliate!" npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/c0/60/78/c060788efbf40c548d5988c690e482ab6211326ab9469549e72ad1cea8cfc0a0.jpg npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/f4/2b/2b/f42b2bcb7c8eef5bb05ee9ad1a1141922c095723c461df0fb2e3f1832fbd00c8.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo If there's one thing I've learned in my professional career it's that "should be" and "is" are entirely separate concepts. Worlds apart. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo In the barcade. Straight "drinkin it". And by "it", heh, well, let's justr say npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/6a09e5537aeac66462851be76690b3d78052825585530c8df23b6117132726ab.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/5e27fd2499cd4230badf7c61744b530f6e7d853ec410d00a595b1765dab6aedf.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/8890e48f7b6a97172f9dd3eb34ea95ea0eca6f3a1c89f8fb0d51606c27031065.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Just goes to show you that "making politicians seem way cooler than they are" is a longstanding American tradition. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/590a5aa0b7aeda7860155d6442c6e63e3572a4c1c54a4b4ecf7c07b1deacb49c.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/ffdf635b87a501daa9142404b94908da6730264e8afb38575ecea9ecdf770ef8.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo The hallways really make you FEEL like a Final Fantasy 13 npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/8e884af7f197978d3d2a75b03233f31e5ee167bec855af07e39817d18a6d018b.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/a0dab8cec95f838105c49ba11ebef2f90ce44e55870629fd06c9a0da4706253e.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/c6a2910e091aa710e6f222ef260455dbaef1789e1c9eb651574b056706de947e.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo It's very disappointing how lame the Legion quests are in Morrowind. I was sort of expecting a questline where you are effectively an enforcer of the Imperial occupation of Vvardenfell, and it's just not that, it's just a bunch of kinda boring "go to X place to kill Y thing". I would say "If I wanted that, I'd join the Fighter's Guild" but the Morrowind Fighter's Guild has more interesting stuff going on than that. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/32ec22cf3d150629c4f2f9ef00163b82c16c1dc9665354ce0566d1339e39ddfa.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/b99177617d7f7cef057c765e05cb1955991915e4d06dbdf6c022ee45c9c09dc0.png npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo See, I kinda like Morrowind's traversal mechanics. Mage Guild teleportation + silt striders and stuff is neat, and adds to the world. I wish more games did it. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Shot in Walmart npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo "N'WAHS could be here" he thought. "I've never been to this canton before. There could be N'WAHS anywhere." The cool wind nearly unseated his Colovian Fur Helm. "I HATE N'WAHS" he thought. The Road Most Travelled reverberated through the whole Silt Strider, making it pulsate even as the Sujamma circulated through his powerful, thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of outlanders after dark. "With a Mark and Recall spell, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo https://i.poastcdn.org/8a67e7cc568e20f60a9b9b0aa37a8639ac3c66ebf5d700256b1e621c50a5f296.jpeg npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo >time traveler explaining 9-11 to a man that was at the Little Bighorn groyper npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Shit, that's how they got the Illusive Man, isn't it? npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Indoctrination Theory from Mass Effect doesn't make sense. Clearly - Commander Shepard is an autist (only an autist ends every conversation with "I should go"), and as we all know, autists are immune to propaganda. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo I liked 4 and 5 a lot. 4's got a whole "Scooby Gang Tries To Solve A Small Town Murder" plot, which is really fun. npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo Excellent choice (your choice leaves more Chie for me) npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo >"Well, y'see, Mr. @npub1h7k…zstp, y'say you aren't jewish, but you said yourself that you're a manlet." npub1h7kl2ny8yezp5fxcksd8d4lagwg9zksat3ugdjj6x4dykcf5wtfqa9zstp Orthogonian_Columbo I for one, blame my family (both parents are smurfs) (as in literal ones)
