JoshuaSlocum

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2024-08-05 17:50:39

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where the fuck is my usb-to-midi cable you douche

2024-07-25 23:48:31

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do they brush their teeth at the same time
or do they have to do one head and then the other

2024-07-23 21:53:29

i bet kamala drags teeth
i'm gooning with gabbard

2024-07-23 15:52:43

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a bit old
there are some Xers, but the Millennials are on the rise
this could very well be the high water mark for Xers
look at the fucking senate, horry shid
https://i.poastcdn.org/c748c3a0afc038587b33fe8a91ee83870ee1eb93b7527c2e61f1ae80c7b11360.png

2024-07-22 19:55:38

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"just imagine if situation was reversed!": the campaign strategy

2024-07-22 15:56:43

kamala in
media just resets every narrative
vote harvesting machine is cranked up
battleground states stolen, another squeaker
president kamala
i give it 50/50 chance

2024-07-19 21:56:42

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can't wait to see which goat they're gonna put up against the guy who survived a yeeting and now has the most metal pfp in history

2024-07-19 19:57:21

i'm off to the airport to do donuts on the runway
the fuck timmy gon do

2024-07-19 19:34:33

people laughed at me, but now they all want to RETVRN
we will have this once again in the White ethnostate, bet
https://i.poastcdn.org/d8614586b23a77f1e7ed67f2fff635a19ff28242eb44114533a23935f0750cca.jpg

2024-07-19 18:46:34

#note1emu…gkuc
https://i.poastcdn.org/2fb9db87d9d0d3c171cde6f954cc5ea4ea8481e97a2e96fd06c43c98d5d8f9ac.jpg

2024-07-19 17:33:55

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even if it's not real, it's true

2024-07-19 17:31:46

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>Did society lose its fucking minds completely?
not at all
by running a full OS on what is essentially a display-only screen, you can have access to the full stack of updates, network drivers, security software, and other things a proper full OS provides
this is clearly way better than just piping the screen information to a dumb X server
because devops at webscale 2.0

2024-07-17 15:24:30

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do not listen to this man, the DvD workout routine involves a lot of falling over furniture and dancing with penguins you cannot see, this is madness

2024-07-17 15:01:29

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what ever happened to the "bulletproof coffee" trend where peeps would put irish butter in their coffee?
fuckin everybody was all over it, and i haven't heard anything in a while

2024-07-16 23:58:01

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we flew too close to the sun

2024-07-16 23:29:10

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have they started printing money with charles on it yet
if so, does it look cursed

2024-07-16 22:58:34

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i will blame who i like for what i like
testicular cancer? motherfucking joe namath did that shit

2024-07-16 22:57:30

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i hope not, you niggers left those fucking things everywhere and made jimmy buffet write a goddamn song that will live forever

2024-07-16 22:39:57

wnb, wnb, wnb, wnb, drop a dime to mulder and scully
#note17un…kw0u

2024-07-16 16:22:20

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jokes on you can't read

2024-07-15 20:38:42

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TELL ME OH MUSE OF THAT INGENIOUS HERO WHO TRAVELLED FAR AND WIDE AFTER HE SNACKED IN THE FAMOUS TOWN OF FLAVOR

2024-07-15 19:37:30

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homeslice literally got shot at
like, with a gun
it's all fun and games On The Internet, but the Big Cheeto caught lead
ain't nobody know what's in store now

2024-07-15 19:30:01

if trump names me as his veep i will not accept
i got real nigga shit 2 do

2024-07-12 18:09:23

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NOTHING SOUNDS QUITE LIKE AN
EIGHT OH EIGHT

2024-07-12 18:04:49

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TIL it's pronounced "mohg" and not "mewg"

2024-07-10 22:34:46

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beard
or supplication to the whims of the Moloch Rabbinate
but prolly beard

2024-07-10 18:34:01

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https://i.poastcdn.org/697fc96690739e08e0a4a879432f2c2972d05e39a0381f6f5dca806ed074a377.gif

2024-07-10 16:18:34

>parrots can teach themselves to say 'nigger'
>parrots are birbs
>dinosaurs became birbs
>dinosaurs said 'nigger'
you can check my logic if you want but it's perfect

2024-07-08 19:39:24

modern web is 80% screenshots like this that make me apoplectic
like dactylic hexameter took a dump in a time machine
https://i.poastcdn.org/bb7370b2fe76d147ffedf6d4bf8ac7155f4a9f5500abd399c5bd28fc20731cc3.png

2024-07-08 17:39:27

everything went to hell when Blackberry went tits up
don't think i didn't notice Canada, you have failed us all

2024-07-08 15:54:17

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https://i.poastcdn.org/1a74fc7719a2e88932562539c4f3f41df2f549a3ae1cb64dcb49d4a4dfcd43a4.png

2024-07-03 19:26:16

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>once

2024-07-03 00:37:44

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i do find it fascinating that in 1980 it had only penetrated to 70-odd percent of homes in the South
it hot down there, yo
tf were you dudes doing
environmentalism has always been a trojan horse
it works particularly well on Whites, because we like to take care of things

2024-07-02 21:49:59

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>study emergency medical techniques
queers are gonna rape people on gurneys aren't they

2024-07-02 21:31:50

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yep, but i definitely support whatever it is that makes them take their tops off

2024-07-02 20:12:17

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the cartoon was very sanitized
on the other hand, boys with g.i. joe action figures were less enamored with hays code-style idealism
my toy box looked like walter reed hospital after we went to war with the Limb Lopper Robots of Proxima Centauri

2024-07-02 00:44:20

time to game
https://i.poastcdn.org/9f02bc4881288e3312ba30727b1175403bffebf92ba0948a06c76c0e9b8aa11f.jpg

2024-07-01 20:54:57

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the longer the toolchain, the more reddit gold
as it was decreed

2024-07-01 18:03:35

i don't have an opinion on anything today
the internet is useless to me rn

2024-06-28 19:33:32

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i'd eat those
serranos are underrated, peeps just jump right over to habanero

2024-06-28 19:24:45

pickled jalapenos
whole, not sliced
this is the way forward

2024-06-28 18:29:52

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okay fine i'll voot for newsome then

2024-06-28 15:18:51

so i didn't watch the debate
not because i'm 2kewl4skewl, i'm just lazy
i'd appreciate any summaries, especially the schizo ones
i'll keep scrolling the tl as well

2024-06-27 20:34:08

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youtubemans told us that nobody actually traded in a grand national to get smooshed
it's not depressing, it's uplifting
there is hoap

2024-06-27 15:41:43

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it's a fair argument, but i've seen numbers that like 50% of people stay in a house for less than 10 years
low interest locked in for 5 years seems a decent bet
and since houses always increase in value (right? RIGHT?) what's the worry, jack?

2024-06-26 15:19:24

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just me, stealing that lynch one

2024-06-25 22:31:02

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this poast started out ordinary
with an interesting, thought provoking, possibly controversial idea
and then it took a sharp turn right at the end
M. Night Gundamalan over here

2024-06-20 16:34:51

i'm bringing suspenders back
belts are a jew conspiracy
watch this space

2024-06-20 15:06:46

yoghurt is like lazy cheese
dairy dad be like "if you applied yourself you could be mozzarella, or at least cottage"
based yoghurt be like "whatever"
you're delicious just as you are, slacker yoghurt, never change

2024-06-19 20:25:09

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can only pigs eat those peanuts or can everybody

2024-06-18 22:45:04

i'm afraid the time has come to hang all architects

2024-06-18 21:46:25

>i googled it, and...
you're still wrong, and now you smell like curry

2024-06-18 19:04:46

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tonsky.me/blog/centering/

2024-06-17 21:36:42

one usergroup is bigmad about another usergroup
connect these together with tubes
internet
this is what vint cerf worked so hard for

2024-06-14 21:07:26

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but my man, what if the forbidden fruit was an avocado, it's not actually specified
"Don's fall, gainz for all"?

2024-06-13 15:36:41

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jfc how stupid are you
use coordinate transformation across the fiber bundle
if it sticks, apply a little torque perpendicular to the vector, use Rindler coordinates to calculate the hyperbolic trajectory
(you do have plenty of magnetic monopoles, right?)
maybe get your husband to install it

2024-06-10 19:26:11

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i felt this poast, it real
https://i.poastcdn.org/1fb241bbc09c0a69978e74b89c18d22b4b762f752e912ba8f18eb6a27afc9d35.png

2024-06-10 19:02:39

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i still believe

2024-06-10 19:01:07

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i know a couple of people who got a pair
they absolutely love them and use them all the time
my n=2 data is irrefutable
that said, i don't even like wireless mice
hell i'm about 50/50 on wifi

2024-06-10 18:28:25

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"man i fucked up big it's time to string together a bunch of fake philosophical ideas i cribbed from welcome mats and wall art from pier 1 and post that shit online" is my favorite form of prose

2024-06-06 23:49:02

i hate amazon, i think it's atrocious what they've done to ordinary retail
and to the internet and sysadmin world with aws and its attendant fuckery
but i got new batteries for a 15-year-old dslr for half a pb&j and a slightly too long hug
with free shipping
i don't know what the solution is; i'm not even sure i can articulate the problem
but it sucks and is also really awesome

2024-06-06 23:12:54

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lesbian space has air
bigot

2024-06-06 21:38:26

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i stopped being able to do that from muscle memory when XHTML became the new hotness, i ain't 'membering all dat shit nigga
but if i have to make a Real Document for somebody, i type it in HTML and then import it into Word or whatever to turn it into the horrific format they want
it's like ghetto LaTeX, but worse
but it's better than learning Word

2024-06-06 21:02:17

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you can just say scottish

2024-06-06 20:53:32

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BUT THE SKIN IS WHERE ALL THE NUTRITION IS

2024-06-06 20:52:01

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had me at haggis, lost me at watermelon
not today, mr nougat, not today

2024-06-06 20:43:11

>BBQ flavored Doritos
negroes did this

2024-06-05 20:09:34

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if you're on poast, ncd posts show up with a repost
dunno why
the ways of federation are opaque and cloaked in mystery
(but it is probably not DNS, for the first time in history)

2024-06-05 18:33:31

i don't know what my myers-briggs type is
i also don't know what any of the letters mean
might as well toss chinese script at me
"you're 魔法轉儲, that's amazing"

2024-06-04 17:58:20

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apparently they're hard to harvest and process
and only some varieties make seeds of a sufficient size to bother with

2024-05-30 20:59:51

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"if you poasted your picture on the internet, you top out at 'mid'"
very powerful lesson

2024-05-30 16:50:09

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i am happy that dan is still free to glass again

2024-05-29 19:49:17

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i keep flour in the freezer, but i dunno why, it doesn't hang around that long
but my brother in Christ, i'm not prepared to crank on a fucking quern stone every day just yet
i am willing to wait for the meteor strike first

2024-05-29 19:36:44

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STOP BUYING NIGGER YEAST

2024-05-29 19:24:54

so ever since inflation made even basic bitch bread expensive, i've been making bread
pretty straightforward, nothing fancy
holy shit is there a lot of sugar in manufactured bread
will never go back

2024-05-29 19:05:43

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some of the variance from canon were annoying, i.e. panface chani with a face full of scowl the whole time, tf is all that about
i really dug the worm riding
javier bardem was excellent, oscar isaac too

2024-05-29 16:35:54

new box of kleenex
pull first one out
five come out with it
the jews did this

2024-05-28 19:39:53

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>every soldier got a packet of photos
well, that's just nonsense.
there wasn't a fucking Fotomat on every corner, it takes time and money to make prints from negatives
they're not going to do that. nobody would even think to do that. it's an idea that would only occur to somebody who has access to a 1200dpi laser printer or something.

2024-05-24 21:40:10

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zero lot-line suburbs hardest hit
but can be turned into penal colony
and cheaply too, with judicious use of landmines

2024-05-22 21:26:33

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There's a great idea for a spacewar-sim game right there, but it's probably a Larry Niven novel already and securing the IP would be a bitch.

2024-05-22 21:21:40

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>Great Convention banning planetary demolition technology
whoa now, let's hear the idea out first

2024-05-22 19:18:57

put pencil on uneven surface, it rolls away
>whoopsie!
put it back, it rolls away again
>dang
put it back, it rolls away again
>"i'm retarded?"
put it back, it rolls away again
https://i.poastcdn.org/6b816379b841a272b8e083916d4553b0555900c3f5a6e8ead64bbf1769cd1923.gif

2024-05-22 00:03:18

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i would have gone up and sat with her
and i would only honk her nose, like, maybe, twice
but i wouldn't make the nose-honk noise, i am a gentleman of outstanding breeding

2024-05-21 23:45:11

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>Orthodox groups for dead empires/nations
i would so get catechized into the Minoan Orthodox Church

2024-05-21 22:38:14

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was worried for a bit
"like, is it wednesday?"

2024-05-21 19:25:25

i think jack benny references are gonna make a comeback, watch this space

2024-05-16 15:57:57

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>picked up
this is a lie, 19" CRTs weigh as much as a collapsed star and have the weight distribution of a half-filled waterbed

2024-05-15 19:24:33

i'm just gonna come out and say it, since nobody else will
you can put rotel on pretty much anything
whatever you want, as much as you want

2024-05-09 23:02:23

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east africa has a version of this, but it's like a big pancake that acts as serving dish and utensils
more like a flat bread, not play-doh
pretty bad when fucking ethiopians can be like, "tf are you doing, negroes"

2024-05-09 15:16:29

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2010s Air?

2024-05-09 00:25:57

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why do they post picture with two womens

2024-05-08 23:23:42

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QUITTERS NEVER WIN
WINNERS NEVER PICK THE JEWISH KID FIRST

2024-05-08 23:19:23

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entropy is not a word that is interchangeable with chaos or disorder

2024-05-08 18:44:26

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apple is waging a secret war on fatties
do not interfere with the message "thinner is better"

2024-05-07 18:15:29

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If you cook up a stew of organics, and it spits out a racemic mix of left- and right-handed amino acids--it will--that's a function of chance.
The fact that life as we know it only use the left-handed versions can imply design, but it can also imply common ancestry, down to the most rudimentary self-replicating cell.

2024-05-07 18:07:16

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I don't see these as mutually exclusive. You can have intent, positive and negative, and still have a Universe that is ordered such that the order can be described as "random" if taken as a derivative at a single point on the curve.
"Observable" only has meaning to humans, and it's a fickle thing. Casting auguries with chicken bones observably works, sometimes.

2024-05-07 17:58:13

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"Sometimes even God fucks up" is an odd worldview, unless I'm misunderstanding you.
The parsimonious explanation is that complexity begets complexity.

2024-05-06 20:55:57

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unless she's very smol, she plays viola
viola players are the strippers of the symphonic world

2024-05-06 20:46:13

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>those tables have no relation to other tables
i have so many questions now
>external workforce
i have no questions

2024-05-06 20:44:50

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>all about the ride not the franchise
Very pertinent point, and from what I know, extremely accurate. Disney may know their shit when it comes to making a good ride, but it's not making conversions into fans, even at Disney World ticket prices.