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2026-10-04 19:36:28 GMT

After having taken one of the larger shits in my life today, I have subsequently achieved a new level of transcendence that exceeds post nut clarity.

2026-08-02 02:49:47 GMT

@nprofile…mkru
https://youtu.be/8ignUWGje0U?is=Dxp3SOlcKgSUgbyx

2026-08-01 00:57:26 GMT

@nprofile…rjk0
https://youtu.be/Jb7E-s_9sUs?is=VPqjQq_yK5mFgeGm

2026-03-29 17:02:20 GMT

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@nprofile…rjk0
The corollary
https://youtube.com/shorts/rulGP9cqS4w?si=dTKBZ-jXHg8QtTUS

2026-03-29 16:51:17 GMT

@nprofile…rjk0
The real AI bubble
https://youtu.be/nxUEOdC4VzU?si=cBgWv8P5eB7T25B7

2026-03-22 23:07:34 GMT

@nprofile…rjk0
https://youtu.be/6SRUF4_frlk?si=y3j7K4EedtWn9VFZ

2026-03-21 15:25:19 GMT

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2026-03-21 02:26:22 GMT

@nprofile…3rs3 @nprofile…rfn7 Opus X and a Jelly Donut cocktail
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2026-03-16 20:48:15 GMT

@nprofile…3g0g
https://youtu.be/ooUCMnFsTf4?si=yAtzXTH4iz2i8f6h

2026-03-15 21:34:32 GMT

We are on the verge of finding out that Starbucks really does flavor its coffee with semen

2026-03-15 14:01:24 GMT

@nprofile…3rs3
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2026-03-15 01:05:41 GMT

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2026-03-12 21:14:02 GMT

https://www.thestreet.com/retail/rotten-little-bastard-distillery-files-chapter-7-bankruptcy
This is such a stupid tariff hit piece.
"Beloved" maybe by the owner, but not by customers who didnt buy their trash.
Cripes

2026-03-11 02:06:58 GMT

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2026-03-06 02:29:17 GMT

Red Ale & King T Rosado cigar
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/179/871/684/114/532/original/73fb59be99d7fc0f.jpg

2026-03-04 12:12:11 GMT

GM frens
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/170/838/892/653/520/original/4447cf86ca4a70b0.jpg

2026-03-03 00:26:06 GMT

Good news! I get to go teach my government why its an amazing idea to put me on a jury.
What should my opening line being void dired be?
"Yes, it is OK to be white."
"My best friend is a state prosecutor, of course I can convict."
"N*&&3!"
"I voted for Trump... twice"

2026-02-25 22:36:01 GMT

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@nprofile…rjk0 stop.selling computers in CA

2026-02-25 22:35:15 GMT

Dahhhhh Bears

2026-02-24 23:53:32 GMT

@nprofile…udc0
Get Quarter Pounded!
https://youtu.be/pJzK4Pev1cU?si=yzJZkdN5PoHpAq_i

2026-02-24 12:30:07 GMT

@nprofile…rjk0
https://youtu.be/k8OMjEWOo_M?si=VeHdJT5oICTKRpf9

2026-02-20 18:14:24 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz it feels like a meme that his last name is suck deep

2026-02-07 02:29:19 GMT

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@nprofile…3e99 hey I need more ice cleared from my roof

2026-02-04 14:05:53 GMT

@nprofile…udc0
The Tea Stream
https://www.youtube.com/live/5OogpExcEAs?si=P-4MqYN-WbM3XxKe

2026-02-03 13:21:16 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7 no, now we are just.going to take all the gold medals with our UFO guns

2026-01-31 23:26:10 GMT

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@nprofile…f6wy there are dildos on those seesaw seats

2026-01-27 14:42:22 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7 well thats opposite world

2026-01-27 12:11:17 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…36ex @nprofile…3rs3 @nprofile…3g0g this is for super bowl! Its football shaped!

2026-01-26 23:00:45 GMT

@nprofile…3rs3 @nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…3g0g
Getting Cigars ready for the superbowl
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2026-01-26 22:13:41 GMT

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@nprofile…3g0g the blaz be blasting out link

2026-01-26 20:45:30 GMT

The AI Generated thumnails on youtube videos are getting to my brain. I hate looking at them.

2026-01-18 19:09:44 GMT

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@nprofile…xrfj Germany is relatively calm (reported the day before invading Poland)

2026-01-10 21:58:38 GMT

@nprofile…rjk0
https://youtu.be/IvCh4gWkHhM?si=U5Uo_qudmipiwlfl

2026-01-05 14:02:07 GMT

@nprofile…rjk0
https://youtu.be/W_F4rEaRduk?si=F3rize78RWSQPRJY

2025-12-30 02:51:23 GMT

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@nprofile…hr3c money laundering all the way down. Its disguised NGO funding

2025-12-30 02:37:26 GMT

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@nprofile…mqee gotta be ISIS related through Al Shabob and AQAP via Yemen.
So... oil.

2025-12-30 00:52:05 GMT

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@nprofile…l4d9 like most human trafficking in the modern era I believe it got started through a church
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2025-12-30 00:49:09 GMT

Florida Congress Critter Sheila McCormick D-FL Indicted on federal fraud and money laundering charges.
https://youtu.be/-GNVc2jrBCk?si=OExDvk6xMbM2Ly33

2025-12-26 01:29:12 GMT

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2025-12-22 15:31:35 GMT

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@nprofile…ysj7 to the real moon base

2025-12-22 15:28:58 GMT

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@nprofile…3mhr true

2025-12-22 15:21:59 GMT

At the tiki hut.
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2025-12-21 18:57:37 GMT

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@nprofile…gsr7 @nprofile…ezv4 no idea

2025-12-21 17:43:20 GMT

@nprofile…ezv4
https://youtu.be/e8SnNNq6MaI?si=4F4daUvkgM2TzbsN

2025-12-20 03:14:01 GMT

@nprofile…ezv4
https://youtu.be/6Xx1GXjRbMk?si=270sz55kPDL9LPBg

2025-12-20 00:40:24 GMT

@nprofile…8w0f
https://youtu.be/WXEyMc68Vmw?si=bXla8oPXtDGRrFC6

2025-12-17 22:40:13 GMT

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@nprofile…ezv4 @nprofile…0lav @nprofile…4lru
I just got a private barrel selection from Angels Envy (Port Cask finished) for the Owl Shop - Engraved with "Deez Nutz"

2025-12-17 21:38:36 GMT

@nprofile…ezv4 @nprofile…0lav
https://youtu.be/W420BOqga_s?si=IvSxb5eDJDOEl3H-
Surveil your local politicians.

2025-12-12 21:11:45 GMT

@nprofile…ezv4
https://youtu.be/qY9fpU8Vpig?si=9dqdlobEU03nraPP

2025-12-11 20:13:02 GMT

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@nprofile…ezv4 would be counted as obscuring most likely... but sure adapt one of those gobo projectors lol

2025-12-11 19:40:30 GMT

@nprofile…ezv4
https://youtu.be/qEllWdK4l_A?si=YIB4cN3SltV6F_fl

2025-12-06 15:49:58 GMT

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@nprofile…9qwe @nprofile…3j3t peers is an English thing, here it is a trial by an impartial jury

2025-12-06 15:13:05 GMT

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@nprofile…rlza @nprofile…3j3t not if you ask them.

2025-12-06 14:45:48 GMT

@nprofile…3j3t finally we can simply accuse people of racism after we attempt to kill them.
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2025-12-03 01:53:21 GMT

@nprofile…3mhr patron diplomatico
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/653/135/020/840/090/original/de48617a8e4602ee.jpg

2025-12-02 02:46:14 GMT

I do love kitboga.
https://youtu.be/7V2Of4Jpp7s?si=zV36RIupb8D7xifK
Skip to the bitcoin redeem lol

2025-11-30 22:38:34 GMT

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@nprofile…ezv4 @nprofile…jtff haha

2025-11-30 07:28:41 GMT

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@nprofile…3mhr yep. That leftover tofu construction and it's cousin maladies are hitting China hard.

2025-11-30 07:27:36 GMT

@nprofile…ezv4 that Tucker got Globohomo out into the mainstream is amazeballs

2025-11-30 04:52:27 GMT

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2025-11-29 21:16:22 GMT

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@nprofile…hsct cat tried.to stop her from being a ho

2025-11-29 21:13:30 GMT

Lurch looks like he should be in a retirement home eating apple sauce.
That's it I am just calling him "apple sauce" now.
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2025-11-12 03:15:07 GMT

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@nprofile…ysj7
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2025-11-12 02:45:38 GMT

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@nprofile…ezv4
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/534/432/611/012/417/original/1423885aee09b876.jpg

2025-10-27 00:00:54 GMT

@nprofile…ezv4
Super cool
https://youtu.be/e-QcseGvU5o?si=6k3vxjn9MY4GDBnf

2025-10-19 22:06:47 GMT

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@nprofile…u2gx coal is easy. Nuclear will come up in time, but coal is cheap and easy

2025-10-19 20:50:01 GMT

@nprofile…nruq
Chaotic body cam cop stuff
https://youtu.be/gWcJqMsUfhg?si=VBZJNzQk0wiJkXZR

2025-10-19 20:44:32 GMT

When a judge is reversed by an appeals court or by SCOTUS they should be personally fined for the cost of litigation

2025-10-19 19:50:13 GMT

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@nprofile…0lav what they mean is, I rule over you.

2025-10-18 02:48:34 GMT

@nprofile…ezv4
2 billion fps camera
https://youtu.be/o4TdHrMi6do?si=qPJ0XyP4BA6Tb1ND

2025-10-17 20:35:27 GMT

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@nprofile…jn42 I do that wrapping pallets for shipping

2025-10-17 20:08:18 GMT

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2025-10-17 00:57:13 GMT

@nprofile…3mhr @nprofile…3j3t Foundation 10th Anniversary and 1810 Primero Fabrica. Also the menu from the cigar dinner. And yours truly
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2025-10-17 00:55:28 GMT

@nprofile…3mhr Sangre de Toro - Pure Balls
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2025-10-14 10:54:50 GMT

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@nprofile…d605 he was a Kang! That grill makes him the first Black President.

2025-10-08 21:01:20 GMT

@nprofile…mgef here's a great name for a media criticism blog name: "8 Paragraphs Wrong"

2025-10-04 21:23:28 GMT

At the Owl Shop. Double Espresso on ice, and a Fuente Eye of the Shark
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2025-10-04 17:02:26 GMT

@nprofile…dfyn
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2025-09-12 02:19:12 GMT

@nprofile…dfyn @nprofile…lczd @nprofile…lr8u
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2025-09-10 13:39:02 GMT

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@nprofile…dfyn @nprofile…lr8u Virginians... obviously virgins cant do anything good if they never did it before.

2025-09-10 13:38:29 GMT

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@nprofile…lr8u @nprofile…dfyn haha stop being a dick yuki.

2025-09-10 03:33:39 GMT

@nprofile…dfyn Tabernacle Double Corona from Foundation Cigars
@nprofile…lr8u
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2025-09-08 03:26:18 GMT

The joke about Palantir is that it might as well be called The One Ring

2025-09-07 00:57:40 GMT

The Silver Warrior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMeLEzwwE4M

2025-09-06 22:41:51 GMT

For all the Flat Earfers out here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvERqiuPwOs

2025-09-06 18:38:50 GMT

Field Effect Propulsion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwDdX0wsv_Q

2025-09-06 18:18:47 GMT

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2025-09-06 01:02:58 GMT

@nprofile…lczd
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2025-08-26 02:22:45 GMT

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@nprofile…0a73 worth it.

2025-08-24 19:06:38 GMT

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@nprofile…mgef it's an outgrowth of 3rd wave feminism.
Have your cake. Eat it, get fat and blame the patriarchy too

2025-08-22 23:31:53 GMT

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@nprofile…mf7r wo.en don't seem to be into actually having children. It gets in the way of getting nails.and hair appointments

2025-08-20 17:24:47 GMT

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@nprofile…dfyn ok true minus the girl calling me to bed.

2025-08-20 17:24:24 GMT

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@nprofile…dfyn haha true

2025-08-20 11:35:38 GMT

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@nprofile…lr8u the market for a proper crypto SDR is in the quadrillions when projected to robotic resource harvesting and development of the solar system

2025-08-20 11:34:34 GMT

The only correct take.
Side note: 75% are men. If it was 75% whammen, we'd invade Mexico for cheap property, buy them homes and pay them to move there and shack up with a non white of some variety as a caretaker.
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2025-08-20 11:15:28 GMT

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@nprofile…h6f2 its.never about the thing, it's always about the revolution

2025-08-20 11:14:30 GMT

@nprofile…lczd
#monorail
https://x.com/globaltimesnews/status/1958116802442969451?t=QgVid6s-67HEHJxUHoxJUQ&s=19
Gonna be fun in 20 years when it suits itself. Nothing in China is built to last. Just to be enough for now.

2025-08-17 06:19:47 GMT

Giggity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxvLoGJuBDk

2025-08-12 00:44:42 GMT

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@nprofile…dn38 It's gangster right? lol

2025-08-11 23:06:55 GMT

If Trump really wanted to stick it to the Dems on federalizing the police in DC, he would dedicate it to the memory of Seth Rich who needlessly died to a robbery gone wrong!